words in movies
Joey: Actually uh, could you give us a second?
Joey: Yknow what? Why dont you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
Phoebe: Umm, Im sorry. Wont-wont Jacks father be joining us?
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Phoebe: Oh! Well, what kind of emergency that gets us both out of here?
Monica: Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (Bangs on her class with a spoon to make a toast.) Okay, umm, I just wanna say that I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night. I mean it just wouldnt be myour-our night, if you all werent here to celebrate with meusDamnit!
Chandler: Actually it's both of us.
Rachel: Well, just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to happen that way for us.
Ross: Oh, guys, this is fun, isn't it? You know? Just the four of us. Just hangin'.
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
Chandler: So you know this leaves us with...
Monica: Wait, what that place, that pub he took us too?
Chandler: Here you go. (Hands her the money.) Now stop bringing us pizzas you.
Joey: Hard to tell, they're so tiny and upside-down. Wait, wait. They're walking away... they're walking away... No, no they're not, they're coming right at us! Run! Run!
CHANDLER: Hey, Ben, remember us? Ok, the mole came off.
Ross: I don't think they saw us.
Charlie: Are they still looking for us?
Rachel: Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??
Chandler: (interrupting him) All this lying has been hard on us too.
ROSS: Animal sex, animal sex? So what're you saying, I mean, you're saying that like, there's nothing between us animal at all. I mean there's not even like, uhm, a little animal, not even, not even like, like chipmunk sex?
Joey: Rach, he just saw us.
Phoebe: Tell us what?
Frank Jr.: You'd do that for us?
Chandler: Just give us the cheapest room you have.
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
MONICA: [Chandler tries to come back with a smart-ass remark but can't swallow the muffin.] Quick, Phoebe, tell us before he can swallow.
Chandler: Yes but there's six of us so we'd only have to get struck by lightning 7 times.
Rachel: What is the matter with us?
Rachel: So, Joey, what are you gonna do for us?
Ross: Look at you two, bonding, making us late for the airport so
Joey: Yeah, Monica made us!
Rachel: No, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, "Im Rachel Greep! Im Rachel Greep!" and he let her right in.
Monica: Oh, you mean like that guy thing where you act mean and distant until you get us to break up with you.
Jamie: This could be Gods way of telling us to eat at home.
Ross: How come its always us left in the field holding the ball?
Chandler: Somebody is gonna pick us.
Joey: Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort!
Ross: Yeah, didn�t I mention that? Yeah, I mean, we haven�t being going out for too long, but rather there is thisamazing connection between us. I-I mean, in fact just before you came in she called me her boyfriend. I thought it wasa little too soon, but it was also, you know, it was kinda nice.
Mike: She could have been talking about either one of us.
Chandler: Pheebs you didnt have to get us anything for our wedding you already sang
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Chandler: That's what our friends call us.
Monica: Okay, just wait, please. I promise we'll come up with something. Just give us a little more time.
Monica: The three of us?
Chandler: Thank you so much for agreeing to see us.
Chandler: I don't know! You'll tell us on Monday!
Monica: But she liked us.
Monica: Oh, he just doesn't want us to go through any trouble. Think of how excited he'll be when we go out and surprise him! Plus we get to have our own, ani-Vegas-ary! A-Nevadaversary!
Phoebe: Your last dance. Do it for us.
Doug: So why cant the three of us go out together?
The Photographer: (taking pictures) Great! Thats great Monica! Great! Now, Chandler, you want to give us a smile?
Joey: Is he still mad at us?
Phoebe: Hey, hey! (shouting) Boo us? Boo you!
Chandler: Okay, okay. You have to help us decide whose joke this is.
Phoebe: Okay, what did we say was your one gift to us?
Carol: Is it a good sign that they asked us to hang around after the audition?
Tag: Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!
Monica: She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us.
Joey: Uh-huh look, the only reason I can over here was to settle things between us! Okay? Youve done a lot for me and my career, I wanted to pay you back so I took you to the premiere but you missed it! Okay, so how much do I owe you?
Ross: which brings us back, of course, to Greelys theory of dominance. (The bell rings.) Okay, that-thats all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?
Monica: Thank you for letting us see the house again.
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Monica: No, please don't. Please, Joey. She will kill us!
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Janice: Chandler, one of us has got to be strong.
Ross: So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Monica: Call us when you get there.
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Chandler: Really? You got us a chick and a duck?
Phoebe: (singing) "Are you in there little fetus? In nine will you come great us? I will buy you some Adidas."
Rachel: Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?
Monica: Oh my God. She's gonna pick us!
Monica: Chandler, for so long I I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that Id ever been looking for my whole life. And now here we are with our future before us and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you dont want to. You go!
Joey: (to Leslie) So ah, Phoebe tells us you write jingles.
Phoebe: Joey's having a party and he wasn't gonna invite us?
Chandler: I doubt that! Tell her about us last year.
Chandler: You told us both we could be in the wedding? (they both stare at Rachel)
Rachel: No! (Joey sets his beer and bag of chips down and heads into his room.) Oh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pulling on the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch!
Amy: You know what? When I moved in here I thought: This is gonna be so great. Just us sisters, back together again like when we were kids, except without that stupid Jill... Oh! Who has gotten fat by the way...
Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!
Minster: As my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, till death parts us.
Monica: Come on! Tests make us all better learners! Oh yeah! (Running out) We should have essay questions!!
Rachel: No. Shes going to live with us for eight weeks.
Ross: The judge wouldnt let us get an annulment! Now we gotta get a divorce!! Did a Porsch throw up on you? (Walks on.)
Ross: Yeah, yeah. You should come check us out. We're called "Way! No Way!".
Joey: So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?
RYAN: Phoebe, I have spent the last eight months in a steel tube with men, thinking about this moment. I am not gonna let a bunch of itchy spots stand between us. [He walks to her and kisses her.]
Elizabeth: Ross, its going to be okay. Im not going down there to hook up with a bunch of guys. I really like you. I like how things are going between us.
Monica: Well, we appreciate anything you can tell us.
Rachel: Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all.
Chandler: Hey, I can be smooth. (Walks back to the Maitre d', very smoothly) Listen, we're a little bit in a hurry, so, if you can get us a table a little quicker, I'd appreciate it. (Shakes his hand)
Joey: Hey, don’t get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
Rachel: I mean Ross all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.
Phoebe: Yknow you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around!!
Chandler: Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.
Rachel: Pheebs, I would make a reservation for five, because one of us has to stay home and watch Emma. (to Ross:) Which one of us should go to dinner?
Phoebe: Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor?
Chandler: Joey's not a friend. He's...a stupid man who left us his credit card. Another drink? Some dessert? A big screen TV?