words in movies
Ross: Are you sure? (Chandler nods: Yes!) Hold on. (walks over behind the couch) Im sorry you guys, that was a coffee and a....
(Robert walks away and the guys all start laughing in front of Phoebe.)
(A woman walks by and smiles at Rosss hair.)
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
The Director: (to Joey) Very nice. Very nice. (he walks away)
Phoebe: Okay (walks out and closes the door behind her, looks up and whispers) If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean any of that. I love you.
Ross: Yknow what? I dont like you without mom. (To Joey) Come on. (Walks away.)
(The door across the hall opens and a guy walks into Ross's apartment.)
(Ross starts stuffing pinecones in the suitcase. As the receptionist walks in, Chandler makes a bird's verse and Ross stops)
>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.
Joey: (to a guy) Bijan for men? (to a guy) Bijan for men? (To a woman) Bijan for... (Sees it's a woman and stops.) (To Annabelle who walks up.) Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee.
Phoebe: Oh, we're just... we're sad to go so we're just saying goodbye to the hotel. (hugs the wall) I love you... Paradise Hotel, Golf resort and Spa... (she walks away from the wall)
(Ross walks down the aisle with Phoebe and Rachel on his arms.)
ROSS: Come on up. I'm gonna get the rest of his stuff together. [walks in his room]
[Scene: In front of Macys, Phoebe has adorned her bucket with numerous signs. Like "We are not a urinal!" and "I have no Macys info." And other stuff like that. She also has a scowl on her face as she is ringing her bell. A little old lady walks up to make a donation but Phoebe stops her.]
Rachel: OK. (walks away)
ROSS: Uh, just a sec dad. [to himself] OK, be cool, just be cool. [walks down the stairs and grabs the flowers out of the vase on the endtable] OK dad.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats.]
Monica: (also hugs the wall) Yeah, we had a great time, thank you! (walks to Phoebe)
(Another guy walks by and throws his light cigarette butt in the bucket.)
Phoebe: Fine. (She hands her bell to Ginger and starts to take down her signs.) (The same old lady walks by again.) All right, I'll give you one pointer. Look out for that bitch. (The old lady.)
(She walks down the aisle with the groomsman. We cut to inside Central Perk, where Phoebe and Chandler are waiting.)
(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw. In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)
Gunther: That guy (points) has been waiting for his coffee for ten minutes! Hes complained about you three times! (He hands the coffee cup to Joey, assuming that Joey will deliver it and walks away.)
(Cut to the hall. Owen is wearing his scout-uniform and is looking through a box when Chandler walks up to him.)
(He walks over behind Ross, thinks about it for a moment, and gives him a big hug.)
[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]
(Just then, Charlton Heston walks out of his dressing room and starts eating a liquorice whip.)
(He walks off.)
(Matthew runs in and starts patting the other breast, then walks away. Matt slowly stops patting her breast.)
Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee?
(Ross walks in, eating cotton candy. Monica nudges Chandler who hides the picture in his magazine. Ross sits down on the chair, he seems kinda out of it.)
[Phoebe walks up to Rachel, cleaning tables.]
Ross: I know, and I can't stop sweating. (he walks towards Missy)
[Scene: Hallway outside Chandler and Joey's apartment. Eddie walks up.]
Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters)
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
(David produces the ring. At the same time, Mike walks in, behind David)
Joey: I will not take this abuse. (Walks to the door and opens it to leave.)
Phoebe: Oh, okay. (Walks out.)
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
(This gorgeous woman in spandex walks up)
(Ross takes the tape roll she's handing him and walks to the guest room while mocking Monica's voice)
Joey: Monica, you have to do some damage control here, okay. 'Cause he's feeling like... (the door opens and Chandler walks in with a pizza)
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Walks to the window) Go away! (Gesturing.) Stop looking in here!
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge. Joey walks from his room. He looks like he just woke up.]
Phoebe: Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)
(He walks over and stands behind Joey.)
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
Ross: Stop going through my stuff (walks away)!
[Scene: Outside Ross and Rachel's, Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops.]
[Rachel walks up behind them.]
(Joey starts wiping lint off of her back, but goes at little too far and Rachel just glares at him. He stops, gives her the okay symbol and walks away.)
The Director: Kate Millers awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. (Kate walks away depressed.) Badda-badda-badda. Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is (stops, reads it again, and throws down the paper in disgust) Thank you, boys and girls, youve ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my Mothers crab cakes! (starts to leave) Excuse me!!
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is closing. Ross walks in in a uniform.]
(Joey walks up to them.)
(In the meantime, Rachel has returned with the perfume and sprays a mist out in front of Phoebe who walks through the mist and does a little spin.)
Ross: Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone. Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation.]
(Joey closes the door and ties the balloons to the knob. Then he walks away, holding the hand of an inflated balloon animal he had brought.)
ROSS: [Rachel, laughing, puts a hand on the guy's shoulder] Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. [walks up in the middle of their conversation] Excuse me, are you Rachel?
Joey: (A guy walks by) Bijan for men? (Another guy walks by) Bijan for men? (Another guy walks by) Bijan for men? (An attractive woman walks by.) Hey Annabelle.
Ross: No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! (After Joey walks past, Ross throws the ball down in pain.) Ahh! (Chandler shows him the burn spots on his oven mitts.)
Joey: Nooo, later. (Walks out the door.)
[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]
Ross: (hands Chandler his pad and walks in) I want my turkey now!
Ross: Yeah! Got it! (slams the phone down, and walks back to the bar.)
Ross: You know? Come to think of it, it does feel Rubella-like! (Walks back into his room.)
(She thinks it over, and then walks away.)
(The woman who had tried to steal the washing machine walks by, and laughs.)
The Director: I dont think so. Lets take it back to Richards last line. (Walks off.) Action!
(she just walks straight into the bathroom)
Chandler: Glass, sand, whatever. (Walks out as Monica and Phoebe turn to check on the babies again.)
Waiter: Sure. Sure. (Turns away, then turns back) Seconds up! (Joey glares at him.) Not that kind of table. (He walks away.)
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
(Joey walks in and looks around. He's trying to find a Mike for Phoebe)
Rachel: Yeah. (Rachel walks away.)
(A man walks up.)
(Phoebe enters, walks to the couch, sits down, and begins to read a letter without saying hi.)
[Ross turns around and walks back to Ben.]
(Phoebe walks to the door and half-opens it)
Joey: Oh yeah, sure. (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watches her go.) Ehhh.
Joey: (starting to cry) I gotta go check something over here. (He walks away so that they cant see him cry.)
(Rachel slowly walks away.)
(He turns to get his coat and Monica gives Rachel and Phoebe two thumbs up as Chandler walks over to Ross.)
Chandler: Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it. (Walks towards the bedroom.) Maam, are you also a stripper?
The Director: Okay, all right. Lets do it. (He walks off.) And Action!
(The AD walks away wiping his face.)
[Scene: Phoebe's class, the class has already started and Rachel walks in late.]
Joey: See ya! (Walks out.)
Monica: Yeah! Oh hes great, I love him. (Walks away and Chandler glares at Phoebe.)
Jason: Y'know Phoebe, Im gonna make this real easy for you. (walks out)
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment.Chandler walks in to see Eddie holding a tray of cookies.]
Chandler: (To Monica) All yours babe. (Walks away.)
(Chandler's date walks in)
[Scene: The Museum of Prehistoric History (Ross's work); Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss, Dr. Leedbetter walks in.]
(Phoebe hands Eric Ursulas purse and he walks away.)
Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year.(Walks off)
Rachel: Oh, no, no, no. Presents first. Food later. (walks into living room)
JOEY: [Monica walks back in the kitchen] Ok ok ok ok. Monica, we'll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar.