words in movies
Joey: (A guy walks by) Bijan for men? (Another guy walks by) Bijan for men? (Another guy walks by) Bijan for men? (An attractive woman walks by.) Hey Annabelle.
Joey: (to a guy) Bijan for men? (to a guy) Bijan for men? (To a woman) Bijan for... (Sees it's a woman and stops.) (To Annabelle who walks up.) Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee.
Joey: (To a co-worker) Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. (A customer walks by.) Bijan for men? (The customer ignores him, and Joey starts to chase him) Bijan for men?!
Monica: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju(Sees Rachel is watching)Hi, Jew! (Walks into the kitchen.) (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens) Ok. (Listens) Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye. (Hangs up.)
(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw. In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)
[Scene: Outside Ross and Rachel's, Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops.]
[Rachel walks up behind them.]
(Joey starts wiping lint off of her back, but goes at little too far and Rachel just glares at him. He stops, gives her the okay symbol and walks away.)
The Director: Kate Millers awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. (Kate walks away depressed.) Badda-badda-badda. Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is (stops, reads it again, and throws down the paper in disgust) Thank you, boys and girls, youve ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my Mothers crab cakes! (starts to leave) Excuse me!!
Ross: Stop going through my stuff (walks away)!
(Joey walks up to them.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is closing. Ross walks in in a uniform.]
Ross: Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
(Joey closes the door and ties the balloons to the knob. Then he walks away, holding the hand of an inflated balloon animal he had brought.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone. Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation.]
Ross: You know? Come to think of it, it does feel Rubella-like! (Walks back into his room.)
Ross: Yeah! Got it! (slams the phone down, and walks back to the bar.)
Joey: Nooo, later. (Walks out the door.)
(The woman who had tried to steal the washing machine walks by, and laughs.)
(She thinks it over, and then walks away.)
(In the meantime, Rachel has returned with the perfume and sprays a mist out in front of Phoebe who walks through the mist and does a little spin.)
ROSS: [Rachel, laughing, puts a hand on the guy's shoulder] Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. [walks up in the middle of their conversation] Excuse me, are you Rachel?
Ross: No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! (After Joey walks past, Ross throws the ball down in pain.) Ahh! (Chandler shows him the burn spots on his oven mitts.)
[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]
Ross: (hands Chandler his pad and walks in) I want my turkey now!
Chandler: Glass, sand, whatever. (Walks out as Monica and Phoebe turn to check on the babies again.)
The Director: I dont think so. Lets take it back to Richards last line. (Walks off.) Action!
Waiter: Sure. Sure. (Turns away, then turns back) Seconds up! (Joey glares at him.) Not that kind of table. (He walks away.)
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?
(she just walks straight into the bathroom)
(A man walks up.)
Rachel: Yeah. (Rachel walks away.)
(Joey walks in and looks around. He's trying to find a Mike for Phoebe)
[Ross turns around and walks back to Ben.]
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
(Phoebe walks to the door and half-opens it)
(Phoebe enters, walks to the couch, sits down, and begins to read a letter without saying hi.)
(He turns to get his coat and Monica gives Rachel and Phoebe two thumbs up as Chandler walks over to Ross.)
Joey: (starting to cry) I gotta go check something over here. (He walks away so that they cant see him cry.)
Joey: Oh yeah, sure. (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watches her go.) Ehhh.
(Rachel slowly walks away.)
Chandler: Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it. (Walks towards the bedroom.) Maam, are you also a stripper?
The Director: Okay, all right. Lets do it. (He walks off.) And Action!
(The AD walks away wiping his face.)
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment.Chandler walks in to see Eddie holding a tray of cookies.]
Jason: Y'know Phoebe, Im gonna make this real easy for you. (walks out)
Joey: See ya! (Walks out.)
(Phoebe hands Eric Ursulas purse and he walks away.)
[Scene: Phoebe's class, the class has already started and Rachel walks in late.]
[Scene: The Museum of Prehistoric History (Ross's work); Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss, Dr. Leedbetter walks in.]
Monica: Yeah! Oh hes great, I love him. (Walks away and Chandler glares at Phoebe.)
(Chandler's date walks in)
Chandler: (To Monica) All yours babe. (Walks away.)
JOEY: [Monica walks back in the kitchen] Ok ok ok ok. Monica, we'll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar.
Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year.(Walks off)
Joey: Look. (He walks out of the bathroom with his head stuck in a huge turkey.)
Monica: (interrupting) All right!! All right. (walks slowly into the living room) I got stung. Stung bad. I couldnt stand. I-I couldnt walk.
Rachel: Oh, no, no, no. Presents first. Food later. (walks into living room)
Joey: Okay! (Walks away, then turns back.) How you doin'?
Rachel: Sure! That sounds great! Just leave me a message and tell me where to meet you. Okay? (Walks away.)
Chandler: I can't believe you did this. (Walks toward the door)
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Chandler: Where is she? Im not scared of you! (Averts his eyes and walks in.)
Chandler: Guys? (They ignore him.) Ive got something important to tell ya. (Still nothing so he walks over and stands in front of the TV.) Guys? (They lean over to try and watch the TV, Chandler mimics them.) Guys?! (Pause) Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Ursula: Right. (Walks down the stairs.)
Chandler: Yeah. (Rachel walks in.)
Chandler: Theres a Phoebe on my sandwich! (He walks away, giving the sandwich to Phoebe.)
Phoebe: Ross, please! My make-up! (He walks away angrily.)
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting on the bar, bouncing a ball against the door. Joey walks in right as he throws the ball and catches it.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and Sophie are sitting at their desks working as Joanna walks in.]
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
Ross: Why?! Why on the lips?! (He wipes his mouth on Monicas wrap and walks off, leaving Aunt Millie stunned.)
Malcom: So you spied on me. I can't believe you don't trust me. (Ursula walks past, and Malcom finds behind the pillar)
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
(Another little girl walks over to him.)
Chandler: (picks it up) And now Ive picked it up again. (walks over to Monica.)
Rachel: I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo. (Ross walks to the couch where Sandy sits)
Mr. Franklin: Youre a joker Bing. (Walks away.)
Phoebe: (looks down) No. But thanks. (Walks away.)
Ross: I'm having a baby in here! Ok, everyone stand back. (Walks backwards as if he is going to break down the door, but steps in a bucket and falls) Ow.
Rachel: No you guys (She walks out into the hallway.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and ]
Rachel: Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)
JOEY: All right look.� (He walks to the hallway.)� If you can't come home and deal with this, then I'm gonna.
Rachel: Oh good, great! I'll-I'll keep that in mind. (Turns and walks away.)
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
(Joey walks toward the door, then hesitates and turns back.)
Chandler: Will you excuse me I have to um..... (walks to the hall)
(Another woman walks up.)
Ross: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... (Walks away.)
(He walks away and Joey does Rosss fist thing. He then enters Richards dressing room, to find Richard cutting his steak with his sword.)
(Another woman walks past Rachel carrying a wedding dress.)
Ross: Ni-chou chi-ma! (walks onto jetway)
(She walks into her bedroom.)
[Joey walks up helping Chandler.]
(A beautiful women walks up.)
Phoebe: Oh, okay. (Walks over to him.) Excuse me sir? Could you come with me please? You have a phone call.
Rachel: Joey! (she walks away; Joey goes after her teasing and tickling her)
Joey: Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food? (Walks towards the fridge) Because I can stop doing that, (looks at the fridge) I really, really think I can!
Joey: Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not! You're like, like the anti-Paolo!
(Amy walks in carrying a phone handset)
Rachel: I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the phone (Joey in a childish attempt to not hear what Rachel is about to say, puts his fingers in his ears and starts to scream loudly. Rachel turns and walks out upon seeing that Joey's not gonna listen, and as she exits Chandler walks in and sees Joey in his current state.)