words in movies
Monica: Myself. Yknow for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check! (pause) My mom does it, I never realized it was weird.
Phoebe: Yeah, my mom used to put her head in the oven. Well, actually, she only did it the one time. But it was pretty weird.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what? I was wrong.
Emily: and that was all before 10 oclock. The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon. And then the florist phoned to say there arent any tulips. Oh, and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome. Were not gonna be
Phoebe: Eh, dont be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married
Emily: No. But, Monica and I were talking, and-and I was so upset about the hall being knocked down, and she suggested that we put the wedding off for a bit.
Rachel: I dont know, his uh, his hair never really bothered me that much, and yknow it was always more crunchy than it was greasy.
Chandler: Thats Thats was
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Ross: Am I?! And was it your idea to postpone the wedding?!
Ross: I dont know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.
Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. Thats what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.
Chandler: That was pretty intense huh?
Phoebe: Hey, Joey! Hey! Ooh! Ooh! I just say someone on thethat looks just like you on the subway. And I was gonna go over and say hi! but then I figured, he doesnt care if he looks like you.
Phoebe: (In a British accent) This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if its not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Felicity: (Putting her arm around Joey.) Are you going home? I was hoping to get to know you better.
Monica: I was laughing. (Patting him on the knee.)
Monica: Well I didnt want everyone to think I was stupid.
Chandler: The guy was hammered, okay? Theres no way, you look like Rosss mother.
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)
Rachel: ...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldnt come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...
Emily: What was all that about?
Ross: (Sighing.) It was...This disagreement over...(She sighs. Ross notices her in her wedding dress.) My god. You...you look beautiful.
Chandler: What we did last night was....
Rachel: Yeah it was.
Joey: But you said he was this great guy!
Monica: Yknow I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over
Rachel: Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.
Rachel: You dont understand! You didnt see how brazen she was.
Joey: What was the other one Ross?
Bonnie: Rachel was just helping me out. My head got all sunburned.
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
Chandler: That was amazing.
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Chandler: Why not?! Id be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to getoh I see.
MONICA: Ya know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. His name was in the paper.
Ross: Thats less embarrassing, yes. Yes I was.
Chandler: That was you?! I thought it was Jack!
Rachel: (laughs) I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin with you too!
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)
Monica: I know that switch does something, okay? So-so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Joey: Its kind of embarrassing, yknow. I mean, I was an actor and now Im a waiter. Its supposed to go in the other direction.
Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
Joey: Felicity and I, were watching My Giant, and I was thinking, "Im never gonna be as good an actor as that giant." Do you think Im just wasting my life with this acting thing?
Joey: Was she happy you gave her the job?
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Monica: That was me.
Joey: Im sorry! It was a reflex!
Chandler: Because he was looking at her differently.
Chandler: Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
Ross: Oh hey, that was a good one, huh? (Imitating himself) Help! Help!
Monica: Yeah hey, a weird thing happened today whey I was at brunch. This woman overheard that I was marrying you and-and then she she wished me good luck.
Lydia: Look, look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat.
Ross: Well, what was it?
Ross: (Enters from his bedroom)Who the hell was that?!
Ross: Was there anything you did wrong with Emma?
Mr. Bing: But that was after the wedding, its not bad luck then.
Rachel: Why? What was it?
JOEY: I don't know, I was kinda hopin' no one would ever find out.
Mike: It was nice meeting you!
Monica: What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
Phoebe: Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch!
Chandler: I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.
Mike: that's why she was weird.
Carol: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Chandler: Ok honey. that was close.
Monica: Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.
Monica: That's a great idea! I was saving them for something special.
Ross: I thought, uh... it was a fifty cent limit.
Joey: Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but... (confidently) I made it work.
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Mary Ellen: I thought you thought he was still a lawyer.
Rachel: No! No, shesShe was nice. I mean, shes a little slutty, but who isnt?
Chandler: oh it was great.
Rachel: (throws her stuff down) I was gonna give you a chance to apologise to me.
Chandler: Was his question whats more boring than him?
Monica: You said that was sexy!
Chandler: Oh, would you say this was the most upset you could be?
Ross: When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet! Who wouldnt be miserable? Im telling you when I got her into a dry pair of shoes, she was a totally different person.
Joey: I was thinking Chinese food.
Phoebe: All right, all right, so up until 92-93 he was very trusting, then 94 hit, Carol left him and bamn! Paranoid city!
Rachel: That was one time, Ross, and they were only like 5 milligrams.
Joey: Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so were good.
Waiter: How was everything, sir?
Ross: Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.
Rachel: well watching sharks? Are you sure that's what he was doing?
Joey: Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy. (pretends to spray cologne) Aramis? Aramis?
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
Joey: (clinks his glass) Id like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) "Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. (Does a fake laugh.) And-and there was some sad memories. (Starts to break down and cry.) Im sorry. And-and some scared memoriesWhoa! (He jumps back, startled.) Eh? And then, and then I realized Ill always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. (Starts to walk away, but realizes something.) Oh! To the happy couple!
Monica: Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!
Rachel: Well, it was, and you would have seen it if you didn't showed up at (looks at his watch) ... 9:30?? God! Oh, this party was lame ...
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Rachel: You know, he was just doing his job...
Rachel: That was kind of rude!
Joey: Well, when Jake did it I saw that he was wearing womens underwear!
Amy: Oh come on, that was 20 years ago. Get over it.
Rachel: Timmy was my boyfriend and you made out with him!
Ross: It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... "What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Ross: So, how was the honeymoon?
Chandler: The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
RACHEL: That was fun Pheebs.
Joey: (impressed) Wow, that was great! You really wrote that?
Ross: Well that stinks. I was looking forward to us wearing our celebrity tuxes together.
Joey: Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and
Rachel: Okay! Okay! Umm, Websters Dictionary defines marriage as (Ross and Joey start writing.) Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and I became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old.
Monica: What?! I thought hed love it! His favorite kid's book was the Velveteen Rabbit!
Joanna: Well, this isnt how I was hoping how this would end, but I guess I have to appreciate your honesty.
CHANDLER: Yeah, well sure, when he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my boss's hat. . . all of the sudden I have this big attitude problem.
Joey: Hey. I was just gonna get something to eat. You want something?
Gavin: It was Jones.
Phoebe: Yeah that was lucrative! Smart like your brother!
Chandler: Yknow that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "Youre half Scottish right?"
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Monica: Chandler, please dont think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel
Rachel: Well, yknow I was thinking of moving the couch over here.
Mike: Maybe it wasn't Bob, maybe it was a mouse.
Joey: Yeah, I called the lady about that. I told her I was just joking. She was pretty nice about that.