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Chandler: (checks his watch) Two hours, that lasted!
Chandler: We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?
PHOEBE: Phoebe, just watch that, I promise it will resotre all your faith in humanity.
Joey: You can totally tell! Here look, watch me. (He stands up and turns his back to them so that he is facing the window.) Smile! Frown. Smile! Frown. (The camera cuts to Ross outside hanging up the phone.) Smile! (Ross turns around and sees Joey alternately smiling and frowning and just stares at him for a second and heads back inside.)
Joey: We cant watch that! I mean thats Phoebe!
Phoebe: I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch.
CHANDLER: We'll watch him.
Jill: Chandler, we've been here for an hour doing this! Now watch, it's easy.
Joey: Okay. (They both walk off to watch for Rachel.)
Chandler: Quick! What time is it?! (Holds his watch in front of her face.)
Phoebe: Alright, so, can we turn this off? Can we just make it... make them go away? Because I cant, I cant watch.
Rachel: Since when do you watch the news?
Monica: Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)
Rachel: Ooh, Phoebes here! Okay, lets turn out all the lights and well just watch the movie!
(Monica gets up and heads for the bathroom, Chandler turns to watch her go and is startled to see Joey sitting in Monicas seat.)
Joey: I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise. (He goes into the bathroom.)
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
Monica: Thank God! I can't watch him anymore!
Phoebe: You dont have to do that, Ross and Joey arent here, you can watch the parade if you want.
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
ROSS: So you wanna watch uh, Entertainment Tonight?
Monica: Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night. (Goes to the counter) It was right here, where is it?
Rachel: The nights are the hardest. (Checks her watch.) But then the day comes! And thats every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again
Joey: Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?
Monica: (On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.
Rachel: Me too. Oh, I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this! Alright, I can't say goodbye to you guys again. I love you all so much.
Chandler: I was not staring at her. Okay? I was just listening intently. Its called being a good conversationalist. Watch. (Stares at Monicas eyes.) Say something.
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
RICHARD: Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.
Ross: 59 seconds. (holds up his watch) Quartz, ha.
Chandler: Then you're gonna have to watch it for me.
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
Monica: Oh, well, I bought Chandler a five hundred dollar watch and he wrote me a rap song.
PHOEBE: I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."
Monica: (to Ross)So, did you come by to watch us win the big bucks?
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Ross: You took my watch?
JOEY: I can't watch this.
RACHEL: Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please? [they turn on the TV]
Rachel: (checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)
chandler: Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.
Phoebe: Y'know, for once, I am going to sit down and try to watch one of these things. (just as she sits down).
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
Rachel: Look, Im fine. Watch. (She picks up an aspirin between her toes) Look at that. (She lifts her leg to grab the aspirin with her hand and almost falls over.) Whoa-whoa!
Ross: (very interested) Oh! like what?! (Charlie looks at him confused, but smiling) Oh I'm sorry, I don't mean to pry... it's just that this must be what regular people experience when they watch "Access Hollywood".
Monica: Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!
Rachel: (checks her watch) Fifty-two minutes. (Pause) So no-no brothers and sisters, huh? That must be nice. You dont have to share stuff.
Rachel: Okay, wow, wow, wow. Watch the tongue people, we've got a baby over here.
Monica: Yeah and you better watch the flirting too, cause you know, in such close quarters, it could be trouble.
Chandler: How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Knicks season opener tonight. I thought maybe you guys would come over and watch it.
CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
Monica: Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go.
Ross: OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch.]
Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.
Joey: (entering) Hey! So, did you watch the tape of my show?
Chandler: Uh yes, but uh, I just watch it for the articles.
Ross: I dont know, I could maybe go out for a couple of beers, but theres this thing about bumblebees on The Discovery Channel that I was planning to watch.
Kathy: I'm sorry, it's just this Ernie Cofax thing on in a few minutes I wanted to watch.
Rachel: Oo, I cant watch this, its like Sophies Choice.
BIG BULLY: No, you can't use your watch.
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Rachel: Well, now, wait. Now Im all freaked out. Come on, you guys will watch it with me.
Joey: No, it's the pre-game. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
Monica: Because I know that you think the lottery is "boohaki" but we're all here and gonna watch the numbers and have fun. And you're my brother, and I want you to be a part of this.
Chandler: Oh, great. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he closes the drapes!
Joey: Oh hey come on, dont-dont-dont do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, Im thinking, "Boy, she-she is a great actress!" (Shes not buying it.) Uh but-but, I am also thinking, "She is hot!"
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
Ross: (checks his watch) Sure, okay.
Chandler: Will power? I�ve watch home movies of you eating ding-dongs (?) without taking the tin foil off.
(They watch them making up and sigh)
Ross: (looks at his watch) 2:17.
Ross: Watch. (he takes the laptop) Here, you ehm... You highlight the word you want to change. Go under Tools and the Thesaurus generates... 'gives'... 'gives' a whole list of choices. You can pick the word that sounds smartest.
ROSS: OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.
Margha: It is okay, if I stay and watch?
Joey: (Yelling at Chandler) And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape! (goes back to his room and slams the door).
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
Ross: All right! (Checking his watch) Yes!! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it!!
The Director: Watch again that hand.
Rachel: (thinking) Youre going to have a baby, and you need to be prepared. Now, youre going to make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it! (Rachel puts the tape in the VCR)
Rachel: Oh, you guys are gonna have so much fun! She's at such a cute age. Oh, a couple things. Now that she's eating solid food, she poops around the clock. And watch out for your hair, 'cause she likes to grab it. And oh, she's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she screams bloody murder, but ah... Thanks, you guys. Have fun!
Monica: Yeah, but yknow we could sneak in and watch.
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Ross: Well, apparently not, and I cant just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. I mean, enough of the silliness!
Joey (to Chandler): Look, c'mon, please? It's not like I'm asking for some crazy favour. This is what I do for a living. I am a professional actor! (he glances at his watch and sees the time) Oh, man, I'm two hours late for work! (he stands, ready to go). Look, here's a copy of my reels. It's got all the commercials that I've been in.
Ross: Okay! Okay! Fine, Ill stop! No teaching, okay? Well just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. (Comets dont streak across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Whos official name is Bapstein-King.
(Phoebe looks horrified and she turns to watch Joey)
Rachel: I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo. (Ross walks to the couch where Sandy sits)
Chandler: Yeah, Im sorry man. (Pause) You wanna go watch?
Joey: Lets go watch it at your place.
Phoebe: Does anyone wanna watch TV?
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
Rachel: And Chandler, youre gonna have to watch those long showers you take in the morning because you know Raquel cant be late.
Joey: Okay, you watch too much TV.
Guru Saj: It got caught on my watch.
Frank: You mean like watch?
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Monica: So, do you want me to watch Ben for you?
Ross: Fine. Youll-youll watch it on video when we get back.