words in movies
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
PHOEBE: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals. [singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!
JOEY: Closed set. We know but we're friends with the monkey. [guard lets them in]
JOEY: Well, we're, we're just goin' over here so that we can get away from the horrible flesh eating virus, for the love of God woman, listen to me. Is he lookin', is he lookin'?
RACHEL: I, I don't know, um, do you think you're cute? OK, we're kinda gettin' off the track here. Um, I was supposed to come here and tell you my friend thinks you're cute. So what should I tell her?
CHANDLER: I've met the perfect woman. OK, we're sitting on her couch, we're fooling around, and then suddenly she turns to me and says, 'Do you ever want to do it in an elevator?'
CHANDLER: Right now, right here. Don't ya think we're in kind of a public plaaaa [Susie grabs him under the table] They do have the shrimp.
CHANDLER: I can't believe we're doing this.
CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.
Roger: That's tough. Tough stuff. C'mon, Pheebs, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta get going.
Ross: I've seen her at work, but I always figured, ah-huh? But, uh, I made her dinner. We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow.
ROSS: Monica, Monica, you could come in straddling him, they still wouldn't believe it. [opens door] We're here.
Teacher: And we're dancing. A-five, six, seven, eight...
Rachel: It wouldn't have mattered anyway, Phoebe, you and I are, are gonna live together, we're roommates; that's the deal.
Monica: Because I know that you think the lottery is "boohaki" but we're all here and gonna watch the numbers and have fun. And you're my brother, and I want you to be a part of this.
Ross: (To the rest of Central Perk) We're rehearsing a Greek play.
Phoebe: Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.
CAROL: Nothing. Ok, everything. I think we're calling off the wedding.
Chandler: See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.
Monica: I'm sorry honey, but we're gonna take you shopping. It's gonna be fine.
RACHEL: (as herself) "Well, should we just continue to live together and not really tell each other how we're really feeling?"
Chandler: And, we're done with the yogurt. (Sets yogurt down on table)
MONICA: OK, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? Ross, let's - let's switch places. You get in the middle. No un-, ya know, unless this looks like we're trying to cover something up.
EDDIE: Not Sean Penn. Alright, I, I've got a funny one, alright. My last girlfriend Tilly. Ok, we're eating breakfast, right, and I made all these pancakes, there was like 50 pancakes right. And all of the sudden she turns to me, alright, and she says, 'Eddie.' I say, 'yeah,' she says, 'Eddie, I don't want to see you anymore.' And it was literally like she had reached into my chest, ripped out my heart, and smeared it all over my life, ya know. And now there's like this incredible abyss, ya know, and I'm falling and I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop. [finishes laughing] That uh, wasn't such a funny story, was it?
Angela: We're just friends.
Chandler: Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?
CHANDLER: No, just wanna make sure we're on the same page.
MONICA: Oh, absolutely. Yeah, you know I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're not supposed to think about.
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Chandler: I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair. (Ross just stares at him) All right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.
Ross: Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here.
JEANNIE: Oh, that sounds lovely. We're gonna have to set that up. Oh, I better get back. Hope the baby feels better.
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Phoebe: (sits down) Yeah, I feel great. 'Cause we're moving in together.
Chandler: Fine. We're just sitting here. Alone. Doing nothing. It's our rehearsal for tomorrow.
PHOE: Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
Chandler: Good save! We're back on track, and I'm... (grimacing) ..chewing someone else's gum. This is not my gum. Oh my God! Oh my God! And now you're choking.
Ross: Oh, professor Clerk we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, here.
Monica: Hi Honey! We're all here; we just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
RACHEL: We love you, we're here for you.
Monica: 'S'going pretty good, y'know? It's nice, and, we're having fun.
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Director: (to Joey) Good job, little buddy. That was some really good French. But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part.
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
Chandler: Yeah I know, we're losing Ross, Joey said hence
Ross: I... just feel that the... the chemistry isn't right. I'm sorry. We're... we're more than happy to give you good recommendation...
MONICA: All right. We're gonna go. It's not for another six hours. We're gonna go then.
Rachel: Ok-dokey, Joey, listen. This is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? We're gonna have hair and make-up going on in the bathroom and oh, I had to move a couple of things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.
Chandler: And we're done with the chicken fried rice.
JOEY: Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. I mean, what if we're at her folks' place?
Ross: I can't believe we're gonna be the only people that aren't in this wedding.
Barry: Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now.
Ross: Yeah, yeah. You should come check us out. We're called "Way! No Way!".
Chandler: Um, we're kind of having an emergency and we-we were looking for something...
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
Ross looks down: No, that that is not what we're saying.
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Monica: Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.
Chandler: My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.
Ross: Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.
RACH: Yeah, we're gonna... we're gonna get some cake. [Phoebe and Rachel go to counter.]
Nurse: (To Ross) Rossy, we're ready for you.
CHANDLER: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that we make more money than you. But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it.
Ross: Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too.
Mike: So we're doing it?
Phoebe: Uh huh...we're playing you two.
Monica: We're gonna see each other naked.
Ross: Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time.
Rachel: Ok, we're still on that.
Director: Joey, Joey! We're ready for you!
Ross: (with a frozen smile on his face, realizing something's wrong with Jarvis) Ok... now... now we're just holding hands! (pulls his hand away)
Chandler: Honey, we're leaving tomorrow you've still got a lot of packing to do.
Joey: I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.
Monica: Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.
Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'.
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Chandler: Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not to get our hopes up.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Rachel: We can't. We're not pharmacists!
Chandler: Well, we're gonna... we're gonna figure this out.
Erica: No! (To Monica) You we're right, that was fun! I'm gonna go finish packing.
Frank Jr.: No, of course we're not.
Joey: And we're okay?
Phoebe: No! We're gonna do it my way. (listens) Because your way is stupid! Alright I gotta go, I have another call, Reverend. (switches calls) Hello?
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Rachel: We're having a party.
Joey: (bewildered) Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun!
Monica: We're okay. I'm still ovulating.
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Rachel: Joey, we're not keeping this!
Phoebe: (to the Charity guy) We're back!
Ross: This is it. Unless we're on a break.
Chandler: Well, we're not.
Phoebe: But... but... but we're giving you this!
Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!
Chandler: We're growing up.
Monica: WE'RE GETTING A BABY!
Monica: Uh, we're gonna be great.
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Ross: We're late too! (Rachel screams)
Chandler: I know this is really hard and we're really sorry.
Chandler: We're getting the house. (they hug) We're getting the house.
Chandler: Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
RACHEL: Well, we're not here to meet guys.� You have a boyfriend, I have a b. . . baby and a Ross.