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Monica: Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe.
Teacher: And we're dancing. A-five, six, seven, eight...
Ross: Well, we're applying to a lot of them. Naturally our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos, y'know, like, uh, San Diego... right? But that might just be a pipe dream, because, y'know, he's out of state. Uh, my vet, uh, knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility.
Fake Monica: So once they caught on to the fact that we're, y'know, short and have breasts...
Fake Monica: Oh, by the way, tomorrow we're auditioning for a Broadway show.
CAROL: Nothing. Ok, everything. I think we're calling off the wedding.
Chandler: See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.
RACHEL: (as herself) "Well, should we just continue to live together and not really tell each other how we're really feeling?"
Monica: I'm sorry honey, but we're gonna take you shopping. It's gonna be fine.
MONICA: OK, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? Ross, let's - let's switch places. You get in the middle. No un-, ya know, unless this looks like we're trying to cover something up.
Chandler: And, we're done with the yogurt. (Sets yogurt down on table)
Angela: We're just friends.
EDDIE: Not Sean Penn. Alright, I, I've got a funny one, alright. My last girlfriend Tilly. Ok, we're eating breakfast, right, and I made all these pancakes, there was like 50 pancakes right. And all of the sudden she turns to me, alright, and she says, 'Eddie.' I say, 'yeah,' she says, 'Eddie, I don't want to see you anymore.' And it was literally like she had reached into my chest, ripped out my heart, and smeared it all over my life, ya know. And now there's like this incredible abyss, ya know, and I'm falling and I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop. [finishes laughing] That uh, wasn't such a funny story, was it?
Chandler: Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?
MONICA: Oh, absolutely. Yeah, you know I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're not supposed to think about.
CHANDLER: No, just wanna make sure we're on the same page.
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
JEANNIE: Oh, that sounds lovely. We're gonna have to set that up. Oh, I better get back. Hope the baby feels better.
Ross: Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here.
Chandler: I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair. (Ross just stares at him) All right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.
Chandler: Fine. We're just sitting here. Alone. Doing nothing. It's our rehearsal for tomorrow.
Phoebe: (sits down) Yeah, I feel great. 'Cause we're moving in together.
Chandler: Good save! We're back on track, and I'm... (grimacing) ..chewing someone else's gum. This is not my gum. Oh my God! Oh my God! And now you're choking.
Monica: Hi Honey! We're all here; we just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
PHOE: Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
Ross: Oh, professor Clerk we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, here.
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.
RACHEL: We love you, we're here for you.
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Barry: Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now.
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
Ross: I... just feel that the... the chemistry isn't right. I'm sorry. We're... we're more than happy to give you good recommendation...
JOEY: Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. I mean, what if we're at her folks' place?
Director: (to Joey) Good job, little buddy. That was some really good French. But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part.
Monica: 'S'going pretty good, y'know? It's nice, and, we're having fun.
Chandler: Yeah I know, we're losing Ross, Joey said hence
Rachel: Ok-dokey, Joey, listen. This is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? We're gonna have hair and make-up going on in the bathroom and oh, I had to move a couple of things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.
Chandler: And we're done with the chicken fried rice.
MONICA: All right. We're gonna go. It's not for another six hours. We're gonna go then.
Chandler: Um, we're kind of having an emergency and we-we were looking for something...
Ross: I can't believe we're gonna be the only people that aren't in this wedding.
Chandler: My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.
Monica: Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
Ross looks down: No, that that is not what we're saying.
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
Ross: Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.
RACH: Yeah, we're gonna... we're gonna get some cake. [Phoebe and Rachel go to counter.]
Ross: Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time.
Mike: So we're doing it?
CHANDLER: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that we make more money than you. But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it.
Monica: We're gonna see each other naked.
Ross: Yeah, yeah. You should come check us out. We're called "Way! No Way!".
Phoebe: Uh huh...we're playing you two.
Nurse: (To Ross) Rossy, we're ready for you.
Ross: Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too.
Director: Joey, Joey! We're ready for you!
Chandler: Honey, we're leaving tomorrow you've still got a lot of packing to do.
Rachel: We can't. We're not pharmacists!
Ross: (with a frozen smile on his face, realizing something's wrong with Jarvis) Ok... now... now we're just holding hands! (pulls his hand away)
Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'.
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Rachel: Ok, we're still on that.
Joey: I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.
Monica: Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.
Chandler: Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not to get our hopes up.
Rachel: We're having a party.
Chandler: Well, we're gonna... we're gonna figure this out.
Erica: No! (To Monica) You we're right, that was fun! I'm gonna go finish packing.
Frank Jr.: No, of course we're not.
Joey: And we're okay?
Phoebe: No! We're gonna do it my way. (listens) Because your way is stupid! Alright I gotta go, I have another call, Reverend. (switches calls) Hello?
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Joey: (bewildered) Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun!
Rachel: Joey, we're not keeping this!
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Monica: We're okay. I'm still ovulating.
Chandler: We're getting the house. (they hug) We're getting the house.
Chandler: I know this is really hard and we're really sorry.
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Ross: This is it. Unless we're on a break.
Chandler: Well, we're not.
Phoebe: (to the Charity guy) We're back!
Phoebe: But... but... but we're giving you this!
Ross: We're late too! (Rachel screams)
Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!
Monica: WE'RE GETTING A BABY!
Monica: Uh, we're gonna be great.
Chandler: We're growing up.
RACHEL: Well, we're not here to meet guys.� You have a boyfriend, I have a b. . . baby and a Ross.
Chandler: Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Monica: Because we're moving in a couple of days and it just didn't make sense.
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Chandler: We're taking a break!
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
RTST: But, we're thinking, given the right marketing, we can make Thanksgiving the Mockolate holiday.
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
Steve: Chandler, you were the strongest person in the program. We're offering you the position of junior copywriter.
Chandler: (Proceeding with his dinner) We're teeth people Zack!