words in movies
Monica: Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess? Know your audience! Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank.
Monica: Hey, we're probably fertile, let's go home!
Chandler: Well, we're gonna... we're gonna figure this out.
PHOEBE: [cutting Mrs. Greene off] Ha-ha, that's great, ha-ha. I can't wait to hear the rest of it, ya know, but I really have to go to the bathroom so... Hey, come with me. Yeah, yeah, it'll be like we're gal pals, ya know, like at a restraunt. Oh, it'll be fun, c'mon. [they go in the bathroom]
Monica: So this is it, we're really gonna adopt?
Ross: Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys.
Roger: Geez, we're gonna be late, sweetie...
JOEY: Closed set. We know but we're friends with the monkey. [guard lets them in]
Chandler: You look great. I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner, you know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them.
Joey: (walking to a table with many badges on it) I know we're not, but (he picks up a badge) Frank Medeio and... (picks up another badge) Eva Trorro... womba...
MONICA: Hi. Uh, we'll be right there, we're just trying to decide something. [shuts the bathroom door]
Chandler: I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH MY GOD.
Frank Jr.: Alright, alright, alright. Remember what we talked about. When we're in a public place, there are certain rules.
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
Ross: Alright. (He goes to get the glasses. Then he hesitates and turns off the main light. Rachel looks round and he acts surprised) The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming. (He sits down and starts to pour the wine) Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...
Ross: Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?
Monica: I feel really sad that we're not really there anymore.
CHANDLER: Yes, we're standing out ground...apparently.
LITTLE BULLY: We're ok.
Barry: All right Miss Green, everything looks fine... Yep, I think we're starting to see some real progress here.
KEVIN: So, we're on our way to a couple of parties.� Um. . . maybe we can get your numbers and give you guys a call if we find something fun.
CHANDLER: I can't believe we're doing this.
MONICA: Okay, so, uh, we're in France, we're making the toast. Do you see a little bassinet in the corner?
CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.
All: Yeah! As long as we're here!
Phoebe: All right well, we're just gonna have to tell Monica, that's all.
CHAN: And we're changing. [jogs back in his apartment]
MONICA: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, we're broke, but cookies do say that.
Joey: No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
Ross: We're still going at the game, right?
JOEY: No, we're alright.
Chandler: No, no, no, no, no, NO! No, no... we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definately not a couple.
ROSS: We're just tryin' to do a nice thing here.
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
MONICA: We're not doing anything.
Joey: (to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.
Monica: We're supposed to uh, be spending a romantic weekend together, it-it, what is the matter with you?
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What makes you think we're gonna break up?
ROSS: Rach. OK, forget, forget the lobsters OK. We're, let's talk, what about us?
ROSS: Yes, and that's why we're here.
Monica: We're moving in a couple of days and we've got a lot of packing to do. It would be great if you guys could pitch in.
Ross: That's so Janine, you-you-you know what, do you know we're doing right now? You and I, we're interfacing.
CHANDLER: (shyly) It means we're holding hands.
RACH: Well, we're not seeing each other, so....
Monica: Wait a minute! We're talking about someone that I'm going out with?
Joey: That's okay Mike, I have forgiven you. And now we're friends again everything's great!
Phoebe: Oh, we're just... we're sad to go so we're just saying goodbye to the hotel. (hugs the wall) I love you... Paradise Hotel, Golf resort and Spa... (she walks away from the wall)
Rachel: Don't worry, we're just gonna search here for an hour, and then we're gonna go over to Joey's and search, OK?
Joey: Hey! I'm getting a little tired of this okay? We said we're sorry. It's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes! A day of forgiveness!
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
Monica: Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe.
Ross: Look, I-I drew a sketch about how we're gonna do it. (Showing them) Okay Rach, (points to the sketch) that's you. That's the couch. (Points again.)
Monica: We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!
Rachel: Now, now the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used to be a man. Okay, now look, see, there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying. Okay- (Marcel pushes down a cushion to reveal a shoe) Wh- wh- Marcel, are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to pl- whoah. Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? (Takes the shoe into the kitchen) Marcel, bad monkey! Oh! Oh! (She notices the newsletter and taps the contents of the shoes onto it, then folds it shut) Sorry, Barry. Little engagement gift. I'm sure you didn't register for that. (She leaves the apartment holding the newsletter at arm's length. However, she leaves the door open. Marcel runs out in the opposite direction. There is a shot from the TV and Rachel runs back in) Who died? Who died? Roll him over! Oh, c'mon, roll him over! Oh...! Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right Marcel? Because- (Looks down and notices he is missing) Marcel? Marc- (Notices the open door)
Monica: Oh, I can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Rachel: See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.
Monica: Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together.
Phoebe: You know what, we're gonna have sex. Let's just leave it there.
ROSS: Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy who's not gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows that we're gonna end up together and if that scares you, tough, 'cause you're gonna have to deal with that.
Phoebe: Oh no! No no! Not at all. We're just moving in right now. See where it goes.
Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!
The Casting Director: Actually, that can't happen. Yeah because you all have such different looks, we're putting you with Raymond and Kyle with Ben. So it'll be either you two (Points to Joey and Raymond) or you two. (Points to Kyle and Ben.) (Exits.)
Chandler: For your information, I was staring at her baby. We're about to be parents.
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here.
Chandler: Seriously, we're gonna do this?
Rachel: All right! Well, uh... (to Monica) we're gonna hit the beach?
CHANDLER: Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
Chandler: No, we're playing this game I learned at work. You have to name all the states in six minutes.
Monica: Hey, you better hope that we're pregnant, because one way or another, we're giving a baby back to Rachel.
Stanley: It-it's probably just temporary. We're hoping to get some more money soon, so if could just uh, hang out.
Monica: We're with you. We got it.
MONICA: Sorry we're late.
Rachel: Well, yeah! We're cool. Totally cool.
Ross: Oh! You are gonna love it! (The girl is looking in the other direction as Ross is taking off his own coat, revealing the pink and white ladies shirt) and I'm so glad, we're finally doing this.
Phoebe: We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
ROSS: Uh, actually, we're getting a cat.
Larry: (coming back) We're outta here!
Joey: Jan-ice. 'Cause I, just, I feel bad for Ross, you know, we-we always go together, we're like the three hocke-teers.
Phoebe: Oh, Jason? Yeah, uh-huh, we're seeing each other tonight.
CAROL: We're uh, we're getting married.
Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?
RACH: No, you guys, you really don't have to go, we're done talking.
Chandler: We're flipping Monica's mattress.
Monica: We're so sorry.
Chandler: (to Monica) No, I think we're just blurry shapes to him now.
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Ross: No, actually I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together. But now you mention it, there was ice there that night... It was the first frost...
Joey: I know, I know..., but that's okay. I mean, we can control ourselves, we're not animals.
Ross: Me neither, okay? We are - we're done being stupid.
Janice: We're baack!
Monica: Well you can't! We're booked solid for the next month!
CHANDLER AND JOEY: Hi. We're the guys who called about the baby. We left the baby on ths bus. Is he here? Is he here?
Chandler: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa-whoa! We're having kids?!
Monica: We're switching rooms.
Phoebe: Yes, and her boyfriend. But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December 'cause he is lunar.
Chandler: It's "Ride of the Valkyries" from "Apocalypse Now"... See, here's the thing: The corn rose were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem. And now that we're home, we don't have that problem anymore, so if you think about it... I hate them!
ROSS: Why, why, why can't you stand me being here? I don't, I, we're just, ya know, we're just havin' fun.
Rachel: No, I'm sorry, we're all out of those. Anybody else?
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.