words in movies
Phoebe: That is nice and were done. TADA!
Monica: Oh my God! We love that show! I mean Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember!
Monica: We are there!
Janine: Thanks. (To Monica and Ross) Great so we can all go together! I gotta run. Catch you later!
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Monica: We are going to Dick Clarks New Years Rocking Eve!
Joey: OK, listen Ive been on sets before, so let me give you a little advice, alright? Its a show, but were just dancing, OK? Its no big deal. The important thing to remember stay cool.
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Rachel: We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.
Phoebe: No-no, we do it every year!
Phoebe: No, yeah, we never find them! Shes always best at us that wily minx.
Rachel: Dont worry, were just gonna search here for an hour, them were gonna go over to Joeys and search, OK?
Phoebe: But we have to!
Chandler: If I help, we can find em faster!
Phoebe: Ooh ooh, we have a live one!
Rachel: We are so gonna find them this year.
Phoebe and Rachel: No, we never do that
Monica: If we wanna get on camera, I think we have to get up on one of those platforms. Theyve been taping those people up there all day.
Girl: We learned how to dance.
Joey: No-no-no-no-no we came together!
Rachel: Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
Joey: Hey-hey dancer girl! Can I go to the bathroom? I just.. (The girl starts dancing really close to him, so he picks her up, twirls her round, and puts her against a platform) Here we go. (He walks away to find Monica and Ross doing a really out of place dance) Looking good Gellers!
Ross: We know!
Monica: Hey, see that snippy guy over there? Hes the one who decides who gets up on the platform. We should go dance by him.
Monica: Man, this sucks! Yknow if Mom and Dad dont see us on TV after we made them so jealous, I mean, whos gonna be the losers then?
Monica: Ross, we havent done the routine since middle school.
Ross: We got honourable mention in the brother/sister dance category! Look, its almost fake midnight, do we really have any other choice?
Ross: So, do we really have to ask whos going up on the platform next?
Director: (To Cameraman) Make sure you get this, theyre gonna want it for the bloopers show. (To everyone) Alright cut! Listen up everyone, when we start again its gonna be the countdown to new years, so I wanna see everybodys excitement.
Ross: Can you believe this? Were gonna be on the platform for the Millennium moment!
Monica: Ross, I think we should stick to the routine, we dont wanna look stupid!
Director: Alright were back! Ten seconds left here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! (He continues to count as we hear Joey think)
Director: Okay, heres where we go to the live shot of Times Square, nice work everyone thats a wrap!
Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes any ideas? No! Didnt think so! Okay, cmon guys, show us where the presents are!
Phoebe: Alright, no, we could look at them!
Chandler: Wait, we cant do this.
Chandler: I dont wanna know what Monica got me. Yknow? I mean, look, Im sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.
Chandler: Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I dont know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monicas face when I give her my present, and Im sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?
Joey: Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Years gonna go off. I guess theres no reason for all that Y2K panic, yknow? Anyway, gnight!
Janine: Well, I dont know tonight when they yelled cut and we didnt get to kiss, I was really, really, disappointed, and I just, really wanted to kiss you
Janine: Joey, you dont have to count down every time we kiss.
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
Monica: Yeah. But of course we had to update it a little bit. (To Ross) Hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me!
Monica: What? We could do it!
Joey: (entering) Thats my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, Im sorry Im a little late. You may be confused by this now, (Hes still in costume) but you wont be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, lets get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. Ive known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as Ive left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?
Joey: Come on, we were great together. And not just at the fun stuff, but like, talking too.
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Phoebe: Oh, look! And we get these free t-shirts! (she takes a t-shirt which was on the counter)
Chandler: Oh uh, as it turns out, we cant do it. Monica has to work.
Rachel: Yeah-yeah, yknow if-if there was just like one little area where Ithat I think we needwe would need to work on; I-I would think it was were just not crazy enough!
Joey: Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it.
Monica: You're going to talk to him! Y'know what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him.
The Interviewer: How do you spell that? So we can get it right.
Joey: (entering) Hey uh Monica, I cant remember. Did we say we were gonna meet here or at the movies?
Monica: Can we come in?
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. All right, you take care of that. And meanwhile, the party is tomorrow and we still dont have a guest list.
Monica: We need to talk to you about something.
Ross: Um uh Were-were just having this baby together but uh, uh thats all.
Joey: We make fire. Cook meat.
Monica: How are we gonna get home? Maybe a piggy-back ride?
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
Monica: Joey... we always know what you mean.
RICHARD: Well, we had a table in college.
Ross: Yeah! Yeah! OK! Sure! Look! Can we...can we talk about what happened here last night?
Lowell: Pretty much, most of the time. We have a kind of... radar.
Chandler: Im not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)
Dr. Rosen: Ah here, we brought wine.
Rachel: Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?
Monica: Oh that's okay. Dont worry about it, you can give it to me when we get back.
Rachel: Come on you guys! What are doing?! I thought we were the patch sisters!
Rachel: (looking at the bill) Uhh, we still need a tip.
Chandler: I dont think weve actually done this before!
Ross: Oh, oh, we did say wed stop by this little thing Joeys roommate is having.
The Assistant Director: (to another actor) Richard? Were ready for you. (Richard approaches.) Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby hes playing Vincent.
Mrs. Geller: Mm. Unless we go with a different dress?
Chandler: We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Ross: Okay, okay, well just get everyone to act like they like it. That-that way noone makes fun of her and we still get to go to Sweet Potatoe Pie! (Referring to the dancers.)
Ross: Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a baby. Okay?
Joey: Can we see her?
Monica: How are we gonna do that? Theres no way.
(Now Joey also wants to listen, and wants to press his ears against the door, which has a big mirror on it, he hesitates seeing himself in the mirror, but still puts his ear against it. We move again to Rachel's room.)
Joey: Check the freezer. If theres none in there, then were probably out. Are you just getting in from work? Its late.
Monica: Hard 8?! We should call it easy 8!
Joey: Well, we can talk about something else. What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? The Vasdeferens? The Vietnam War?
Frank: Well, we got into a fight cause ah, she said I was to immature to get married.
Ross: Huh? So? We have a deal?
Carol: How did we do?
Monica: Oh, we were playing "peek-a-boo." She just � she loves it when I'm dramatic.
RACHEL: We won. We won!
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
Chandler: Pheebs! We have to take you to the hospital now!
MONICA: What can we do for you?
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
CHANDLER: I don't know, Richard's really nice and everything, uh, it's just that we don't know him really well, ya know, and plus he's, ya know, old [Monica gives him a glare] -er than some people, but, uh, younger than some buildings.
[Cut to London, we sit Ross sitting outside Emilys apartment. We hear Emilys phone ring with amazing clarity. Apparently, sound travels quite easily through the walls of British buildings. Anyhoo, Ross looks around for the ringing phone and in the meantime Emilys answering machine picks up and once again with amazing clarity we hear Emily say ]
Will: Well, we did a little more than that.
Monica: Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?
Monica: Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.
Joey: Well, before, with the wishbone... I didn't wish we would win the lottery, I wished you'd get the job.
Ross: What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
Ross: Come on, come on, were-were-were lighting the candles!
Rachel: Yeah, but it was different with him today! And he wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, y'know? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong with that?
Monica: Oh, Aunt Liddys coming? That means we get five dollars each!
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
Ross: (sets Ben down) Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning.
>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.
Monica: We are not going to whistle.
Ross: So its looks like were the first ones here.
Monica: This is so typical. Y'know, we give, and we give, and we give. And then- we just get nothing back! And then one day, y'know, it's just, you wake up, and "See you around!" Let's go, Phoebe.
MONICA: Rachel, that's all we do.
Frank: Well, no, maybe-maybe it wasnt perfect, but y'know it was pretty cool, y'know, cause we had all those great talks y'know.
Mr. Geller: And we kinda figured about the porch swing.
Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it! I don't think that was my point!
CHANDLER AND JOEY: Hi. We're the guys who called about the baby. We left the baby on ths bus. Is he here? Is he here?
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
Ross: Why are we in bed together?
Phoebe: No-no, itll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys!
Monica: That's my favourite kind! Okay, we are doing this!
PHOEBE: Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry. OK, you guys, once more.
Chandler: Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?
Chandler: Because if I go home, were gonna become the Bings! I cant be the Bings!
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
Ross: Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. (Rachel shakes her head.) We register, and you get to keep all the presents!
Joey: Yeah, so we just keep trying and trying until we... do it.
Chandler: We really didnt get a chance to
CHANDLER: We can talk about that.
Chandler: Wait! Wait! Wed really love it if you could be there.
(We hear Tag scream out in the hallway and jump into view of the open door on the scooter. He gives a hearty thumbs up to the group and rides off, with Joey following breathlessly behind.)
Frank: Cause it just sorta happened, yknow we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch
Monica: Y'know what, dont tell us. Well just wait until Chandler gets home, (to Phoebe) because itll be more fun that way.
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
Ross: (wiping his brow) Ah...ooh! Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts.
JOEY: And we don't work hard?
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
Judy: Well, we better get going, it's late. Jack's not allowed to drive at night anymore. He has trouble staying in his lane.
Chandler: We are. Hes meeting us here.
Chandler: Tell it again. (pause, we see Rachel is not amused.) Seriously.
Janice: I don't know what to say... I mean, you know, obviously we have this... heat between us.
Mike: Yeah, we met in college. (Off Joey's look) I mean, high school.
Chandler: Look, I thought about it too, and Im sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.
Ross: (realizes something) The photo album! There were millions of pictures of the apartment in the photo album. We just go through it and match everything to the pictures.