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Ross: Hey, you're not naked! So hey, Rach, when will we expect to see you tonight?
Joey (checks the refrigerator): Okay, let's see, we got strained peas, strained carrots... Ooh! Strained plums. We haven't tried that yet.
Joey: Yeah, because it is slim pickings. I had this date last night: Yuck! But we should probably keep it down; she's still in the bedroom.
Phoebe: So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna go ahead and set them up with people?
Phoebe: Yeah. (BEAT) Oh, I know what we can do. We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates, so that they'll realise how good they are together.
Joey: Shhh! Not so loud, we don't wanna wake up, uh...
Chandler: See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.
Phoebe: So now what do we do?
Phoebe: What if we don't find him somebody else? We'll just tell her the date's off, but we don't tell Ross, and he goes to the restaurant and gets stood up!
Phoebe: No, I think we killed it.
Monica: Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.
Monica: Unless... Maybe we do it here. I mean, how much can she even be aware of at this age?
Chandler: Well, she's aware when we leave the room. She may notice if we start... canoodling in it.
Chandler: You guess I'm right? When we stayed at that bed and breakfast, you wouldn't have sex with me because you thought a deer was staring through the window.
Chandler: Ooh, she's asleep, that means we can...
Monica: Yes, but we have to be fast.
Waiter: Eh, okay, the waiters have a little pool going. We have a bet on how long it'll take before you give up and go home.
Chandler: I think we may have really done it this time.
Monica: Oh, we were playing "peek-a-boo." She just � she loves it when I'm dramatic.
Monica: No, we weren't!
Chandler: All right, all right, we were. We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.
Ross: I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?
Joey: I know, I'm so bummed. Can we have our free crab cakes now?
Joey: We've been stood up. (sniffles) And we want our free crab cakes.
Waiter: Guys, give it a rest. Nobody's betting on you tonight. Although we do have a pool going to see how long it takes that guy to cry.
Monica: Im just saying, if we put just a little bit of makeup on you.
Chandler: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.
Elizabeth: Oh, were not together.
Rachel: No honey, we're sorry, we didn't mean it. I love you. I love you.
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Ross: Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, whos-whos to say? Does that me we-we cant do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesnt it?
Jill: Rachel and I had a really big fight, can I come in? I-I mean I know were not supposed to see each other anymore and Im okay with that, its just that I dont know anybody in the city and I really need somebody to talk to about it.
Rachel: No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok?
Joey: No, come on Ross! (He grabs his bag so he cant leave) Look, Ross, we have to get past this.
Monica: How about we play for more money, say 150?
Monica: Honey, we dont really have to go to this thing tonight do we?
Mrs. Geller: We really do feel bad about this though.
Phoebe: Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think hes such a great guy. Here. (Hands her the picture, Rachel grabs it out of her hand.) Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that youre with Ross okay and imagine that youre kissing him. And youre-youre running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross its some kind of grease, itsuck! Hah?
Joey: Hey, dont get religious on me, ok. (Ross looks a little confused.) A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. You know. Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh...come here sit down. (Ross sits down.) Ready? (Joey flips the foot rest up.) Ahh!! (He reclines the chair fully.) Ohh, yeah!! Huh?!
Rachel: Ill be right there! (to Ross) Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought weve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?
Monica: Okay, well, we have to get past this! Why dont we get rid of the tape and pretend it never existed?
Rachel: I know! I know, she says its all mass-produced, nothing is authentic, and everyone winds up having the same stuff. (Ross looks at his table.) So come on, shes gonna be here any second! Can we please just cover this up with something?! Please?
Jamie: All we want is two Caffe Lattes.
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Joey: Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!!
Chandler: Yes, and we call Ross Lingers In The Bathroom.
[We see Chandler lighting up a cigarette.]
Phoebe: No! You don't have to do anything! Just don't tell them that we know!
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Monica: Okay, wait, you gotta hang up cause were gonna be late.
Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isnt moving.
Phoebe: We thought you knew!
Rachel: Then, we had this big, stupid fight, and I said I wanted to take a break, I dont want to take a break.
Chandler: We talked 'til like two. It was this perfect evening... more or less.
Monica: Sex! This is the last day I�m ovulating, and when we don�t do it now, we�ll have to wait till next month. (walks towards bedroom)
PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
Ross: No-no-no, Im saying we-we buy more of this (disposable cameras) at the gift shop, throw our tuxes back on, and take a few pictures. All we have to do is make sure not to get anybody elses faces.
Ross: Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too.
Rachel: (Resenting the truth) I am not a baby! You know what? I swear to god, just because you get so uptight every time we...
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.
Phoebe: Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot.
Monica: Well, we appreciate anything you can tell us.
Charlie: (sitting down on the bed) I think we need to talk...!
Ross: Well, were all here! I guess we should get going!
Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!
MONICA: Look. [they look at Joey in the kitchen with a cigar in his mouth, looking at his reflection in a spatula] Joey, do you know we can see you from here?
MONICA: Really?� But tomorrow night is the only night I get off from the restaurant.� If you go to the game, we won't have a night together for another week.
Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?
Rachel: I'm not gonna tell you, but if you found out on your own, that would be okay and then we could talk about it. Right?
Monica: I still say that if we had called your dad we coulda gotten better seats.
Emily: Well then well get wet. (They kiss.)
Ross: Ok, ok, here we go. (he crouches down near her stomach) Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but...
Phoebe: I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're a mother.
Phoebe: Yeah, say my name. Say it! (She stops when she realizes what shes doing.) And now Im going to cover you back up, and umm were never doing this again.
Ross: Until we start to look very small.
Ross: Oh great! Were going out again Saturday. But I just found shes also seeing some other guy.
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
Phoebe: (reading the certificate) Oh my God! Oh my God, we are 31.
Ross: Yeah! Wed meet, wed meet total strangers, and hang out with them!
Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
Rachel: Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.
Joey: Uh How long have we known each other?
Rachel: Oh we just put her down for a nap.
Monica: Sure, we have no money, go ahead.
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
The Waiter: Because we can remember them.
Monica: We'll try to be more careful okay? It's just that, we don't want everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really well is because it's a secret.
Mike: Hey, when did we become one of those couples whose lives revolve around their rats?
Phoebe: What are we gonna do? I'm starving.
ROSS: Well, we should probably get going.
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Joey: Do you think well get our three bucks back?
Joey: Hey! I'm getting a little tired of this okay? We said we're sorry. It's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes! A day of forgiveness!
Phoebe: We were at the game, and this guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing...
Ross: Uh well umm were just not in that place, yknow? But were very excited about this.
Chandler: All right, should we just, should we just get married? Yknow? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.
Chandler: I just get mad when Rachel doesnt remember where were going.
Phoebe: Ooh ooh, we have a live one!
Joey: Oh, oh! Maybe we can lure them out. You know any birdcalls?
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Rachel: Okay that is the one we already have!
Max: We got the grant. Three years, all expenses paid.
Chandler: Look, weve always talked about having babies someday. Im not saying it has to be right now, but Im starting to think that we can handle it. Were good. Were really good.
Chandler: Well, don't we look nice all dressed up?...It's stuff like that, isn't it?
Rachel: (To Ross) Fine! (To the salesman) We went out.
Monica: Chandler, for so long I I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that Id ever been looking for my whole life. And now here we are with our future before us and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you dont want to. You go!
Ross: I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright? We- we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he- he threw some faeces...
Chandler: Yeah all right, so well hang out.
Monica: Hello? (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up.) I guess we can bet one more time.
Ross: (to Elizabeth) And that is why we cannot see each other anymore.
Monica: Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here.
Ross: Well, then, maybe it's time we all moved on.
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
Monica: Okay. (She gets off him.) God well, we gotta go back and get them!
Chandler: What do we use to split it?
RYAN: We can't scratch. You know we can't, we'll scar.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im sorry I just couldnt tell her all those things you wanted me to tell her. And yknow we got to talking and I
Rachel: Oh, and then, we got into this big, stupid fight. I just, it was awful. I told him he treats me like a park ranger, or something, oh and then I told him I wanted to take a break, I dont want to take a break.
Rachel: Yeah, maybe if youre in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?
Phoebe: Hey. We found her, we found the girl.
Ross: How are we gonna decide who gets this?
Monica: Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any?
Rachel: Nope. We took her to lunch.
(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
Ross: All right. (They start up the stairs. Ross is first.) Okay, here we go!