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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]
(Joey sits down and changes the channel, and we see two people making out.)
Chandler: Do we pay for this?
Joey: No, we didnt even pay our cable billmaybe this is how they punish us.
Chandler: Maybe we shouldnt pay our phone billfree phone sex.
Joey: Maybe we shouldnt pay our gas bill? (Stops and thinks about what he just said.)
Rachel: All right, yknow what, come on, do we really have to watch this while we eat? (She makes a move for the remote.)
Chandler: We dont know what could make this go away.
Chandler: We still have porn.
Ross: Well I, thats the thing, I dont know! I mean, whenever I brought it up with her she said, (In a British accent.) "This is so fantastic! Why do we have to talk about the future? Lets just enjoy "
Ross: We said it was only going to be two weeks, yknow?
[Scene: Beth Israel Medical Center, Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her. We here the babys heartbeat.]
(The heartbeat changes, and we hear a different one.)
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
Alice: Were gonna have a big family, Ive always wanted a big family!
Frank: Why would we be freaked?
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Frank: Yeah, yknow when we found out we were going to have a baby, yknow I figured yknow like I should yknow have like a careerand I love refrigerators!
Frank: No, its okay. Were-were gonna have three kids! And thats-thats a different kind of dream. Three kids and no money.
Chandler: Hi! Listen, can we watch cartoons on your television? We need a porn break. We spent the last two hours watching In & Out & In, Again.
Chandler: Because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn.
Phoebe: Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! Im gonna open up my own massage place and Franks gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesnt have to quit school!
Rachel: Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised
Phoebe: Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what Ive got?
Chandler: Are we in London?
[Cut to London, we sit Ross sitting outside Emilys apartment. We hear Emilys phone ring with amazing clarity. Apparently, sound travels quite easily through the walls of British buildings. Anyhoo, Ross looks around for the ringing phone and in the meantime Emilys answering machine picks up and once again with amazing clarity we hear Emily say ]
Chandler: Yknow what, we have to turn off the porn.
Chandler: You wanna see if we still have it?
Chandler: We have free porn here!!!
Monica: I think we found a place.
Ross: No-no. We
Monica: We could, or we can have sex in it.
Dr. Long: Here we go!
Dr. Long: Do we have a name yet?
Phoebe: Can we come in?
Eric: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and its not like me to do something so impulsive, but shes just so perfect, and we have so much in common.
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Rachel: Well what are we going to do?
Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?
Chandler: What?! Its not right! Were not ready to have a kid now!!
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Monica: I cant believe were here.
Rachel: So uh I guess we should make it official huh?
Chandler: Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I cant wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.
Rachel: (thinks about it for a second) No! Ross, come on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married.
Rachel: Oh yeah, we were but umm, now weve got candy.
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
JOEY: You really think he'd take me? I mean, we had a pretty good talk last night but, when I moved out, I hurt him bad.
Ross: Well we haven't offically asked them yet, but we would want Monica and Chandler.
Monica: Yeah, were trying to get pregnant.
Monica: Are we gonna take a limo?
Ginger: Ah well, its nubbin. Nothing! Umm. Y'know what, Ill see you later. Okay. (She leaves and in the hall we see her shake her shoulders like when someone runs their fingernails across a blackboard.)
Phoebe: Yeah, we both can. And we both will.
Rachel: We really are.
Ross: Were so lucky.
Ross: Well good, okay. I-I, kind of think yknow if we if Youre wearing the ring.
Chandler: I'm sorry, he's a little bit wound up, we had to stop at every maple candy stand on the way here.
Ross: Well we we dont have a garage.
Ross: I dont think that we are.
Chandler: Were moving to Tulsa
Monica: Honey, we have been through this before!
Chandler: Ooh! Yes! Okay! Heres what we do, we-we forget it happened.
Richard: Well have we finished the scene?
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
JOEY: [peeks back out] Ok, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, [sees that the coast is clear] oh, ok we can come back out in the living room.
MR. GELLER: Judy, Judy, relax, this is our little harmonica we're talking about. We taught her well. Ten percent of your paycheck, where does it go?
(We hear the sound of a bed creaking through the ceiling, and him moaning.)
Phoebe: Hey! Ive got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyones names in them and inside is everyones individual birth stone.
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
Phoebe: Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong.
Monica: Youre so pathetic! Why cant you just accept it, were winning because Im better than you.
Receptionist: We already got the results back on that on, and theyre not good. (Joey beats a hasty retreat.)
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Rachel: Oh thank god, if Phoebe�s going, can we please take Emma home?
Chandler: And may-maybe we could end up on a boat again?
Rachel: Well hello! So, when are we gettin back out on the water matey?
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Ross: Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it'sEmily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.
Monica: Because we won our apartment back!
Rachel: (interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.
Director: Listen Joey, we definitely want to see you for the callback on Saturday.
Joey: Were gonna climb Mt. Everest!
Joey: Maybe we should just eat now.
Rachel: We got locked out of the apartment, we �
Monica: Well, we had a little fight.
Phoebe: Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you know what? We all haven�t been together the six of us in such a long time.
Ross: I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. I mean after all weve been through, I justyknow I wish I had a brother to reciprocate. Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing.
Joey: (Looking inside the fridge, and we only see his back. Then he closes the door, and we see it's Joey.) Hi sweetie!
Monica: We don�t have much time. Once the egg descended the oviduct �
CHANDLER: Hey, come on, we got the gift, the concert, and the cake.
Ross: Boy, we uhm... hadn't really thought of that.
Phoebe: Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.
Joey: (To Chandler) In what John Houston film would you hear this line, "Badges? We dont need no stinkin badges!"
Chandler: I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise. <looks at china> hey wait a minute this isn't the china we picked out..
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
Rachel: Wel-wel-well what are we gonna do?
Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy.
Chandler: (handing Monica the wax) Wax the door shut, were never leaving, ever.
Joey: Yeah, it mustve fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog.
Joey: Ah-ah-ah Mr. Smartie Pants, its just not my character thats not brain dead. Hey, so Pheebs, we still on for tonight?
Lauren: (to Joey) Hey! So since were getting off early, do you want to go and paint mugs?
Joey: I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but... yeah we do.
Rachel: Ross, we actually watched the documentary together.
The Cooking Teacher: Were all beginners here. Nobody knows what theyre doing.
CHANDLER: We don't know Bob, ok? We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy.
Ross: Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take em off and well have some fun.
Phoebe: Oh my god! Shouldn't we stop this?
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning, but shes a tough old bird.
Ross: Okay! Ho-ho! We did not steal your thunder because we are not getting back together!
Chandler: Monica, we are not ready to have two babies!
Ross: Okay, here we go! Emma's first birthday cake... Well hey... well, blow out the candle. Come on Emma.
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch. The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room. Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again. {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}]
Ross: Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so were face to face or-or should I climb down your back so were-were butt to face.
Joey: Well, I figured were in another country, so it doesnt count.
MIKE: Eh, why don't we start with the beer?
Chandler: Wouldnt it be easier if we just moved?
ROSS: I don't know.� We could look it up.
RACHEL: Oh.� (to Phoebe) Should we send them something back?
Rachel: I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
Ross: Thats okay Rach, were not liking Ross right now.
Phoebe: Oh no, we have to!
Minister: I think wed better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross
Chandler: Ugh, we have already proved that we are hot! Okay? So why-why are you getting so obsessed about this thing?!
Ross: Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that?
Matt: Yeah, shes trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us to come hang out in her new place, and were sitting there eating pizza and I think it was you (Points to Lisa) that said