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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]
(Joey sits down and changes the channel, and we see two people making out.)
Chandler: Do we pay for this?
Joey: No, we didnt even pay our cable billmaybe this is how they punish us.
Chandler: Maybe we shouldnt pay our phone billfree phone sex.
Joey: Maybe we shouldnt pay our gas bill? (Stops and thinks about what he just said.)
Rachel: All right, yknow what, come on, do we really have to watch this while we eat? (She makes a move for the remote.)
Chandler: We dont know what could make this go away.
Chandler: We still have porn.
Ross: Well I, thats the thing, I dont know! I mean, whenever I brought it up with her she said, (In a British accent.) "This is so fantastic! Why do we have to talk about the future? Lets just enjoy "
Ross: We said it was only going to be two weeks, yknow?
[Scene: Beth Israel Medical Center, Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her. We here the babys heartbeat.]
(The heartbeat changes, and we hear a different one.)
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
Alice: Were gonna have a big family, Ive always wanted a big family!
Frank: Why would we be freaked?
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Frank: Yeah, yknow when we found out we were going to have a baby, yknow I figured yknow like I should yknow have like a careerand I love refrigerators!
Frank: No, its okay. Were-were gonna have three kids! And thats-thats a different kind of dream. Three kids and no money.
Chandler: Hi! Listen, can we watch cartoons on your television? We need a porn break. We spent the last two hours watching In & Out & In, Again.
Chandler: Because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn.
Phoebe: Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! Im gonna open up my own massage place and Franks gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesnt have to quit school!
Rachel: Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised
Phoebe: Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what Ive got?
Chandler: Are we in London?
[Cut to London, we sit Ross sitting outside Emilys apartment. We hear Emilys phone ring with amazing clarity. Apparently, sound travels quite easily through the walls of British buildings. Anyhoo, Ross looks around for the ringing phone and in the meantime Emilys answering machine picks up and once again with amazing clarity we hear Emily say ]
Chandler: Yknow what, we have to turn off the porn.
Chandler: You wanna see if we still have it?
Chandler: We have free porn here!!!
Rachel: Oh! Y'know what? You're right! We meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Phoebe: (after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
Phoebe: We ruined everything.
Supervisor: (laughs) Why dont we do a trial run.
Rachel: And you know which one we should see? The 1996 Tony award winner. Do you happen to know the name of that one?
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
Monica: Oh how nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress.
Rachel: Alright, I don't wanna alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!
Ross: (looking then moving away quickly) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! And-and-and Ill always remember that summer because thats when I realized that we are related.
Monica: Are you crazy?! We own those two! I mean look at 'um, he can't breath and she's popping pills.
Chandler: Nope... (Monica walks in) Hey... so I'm gonna... put the plates back. You know, I think you were right, I don't think we should use these plates again for a looong time.
Rachel: Remember?! Wecome on both had the sarongs on, and we had the-the coconut bikini tops
Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister... (The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Monica: Yknow what we should do? We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at The Plaza.
Ross: Oh, we have to get you an engagement present?
Phoebe: Oh we do, but not just yet.
Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
Ross: Joey, we just saw you come in. You ran past us on the stairs.
Ross: I don�t know, are we just kissing guys on balconies?
Chandler: (To Monica) Should we call the spitter?
Joey: Its all London, baby! Here we go. (He takes a picture of a less than enthused Chandler and starts towards the girls apartment.)
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Joey: (confused) Are we watchin the tape or not?!
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Rachel: Oh, can we read them?
Chandler: Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!
Joey: (to the dog) Cmere. Hey. Cmere. Thats Rachel. Shes the one who used to live here. Might as well be honest with youwe love her. But we cant have her. I really miss her. Well, hey, you understand, right? Youre a guy. (thinks about it and picks up the dog and looks) Well, you used to be.
Chandler: OH MY GAWD! I am so sorry sweetie, are you okay? You didnt tell her we were getting married, did you?
Rachel: Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of "us?"
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Fran: Im gonna wait till after we order. Its her, right.
Rachel: Here we go. Im serving my last cup of coffee. (the gang starts humming the graduation theme) There you go. (hands it to Chandler) Enjoy. (they all cheer)
Helena: We? (Looks at Monica who nods.)
RACHEL: No, why do we always have to do everything according to your time table?
Chandler: So are we friends again?
Chandler: We are switching back, right now!
The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready.
Joey: Is there anything we should know about the apartment?
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Monica: Honey, we gotta go!
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
Monica: I just, I cant believe that we made it!
Chandler: Were the Bings.
ROSS: Can't we just use a pen?
Phoebe: You know if you want, we can sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.
Joey: Okay! Well need a six-pack of Zima.
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
Chandler: If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard.
Joey: (To Monica) Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question.
Ross: Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late.
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
Ross: No! Hey! Hey! We cant!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Mr. Bing: Yes! Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people. Arent you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Phoebe: Umm, you might even say that she pulled a Monica. (They both look at her) (to Monica) She doesnt know we switched it. (Monica nods her head No.)
[Scene: Monica's living room. We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey.]
Monica: All right, I guess we should go.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think we are.
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Chandler: Wow! Really?! We get all this rusty crap for free?!
Monica: Were gonna see each other naked.
Chandler: Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
RACH: OK, so that's... that's what, two bottles? And yet somehow we went through five?
Monica: We have a baby?
Monica: (getting up) Im gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)
Chandler: Wow, you'd think we should get that over 20 years or go for the big payout.
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
The Director: Here we go.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine."
Chase Lassiter: (talking to Rachel) You look familiar, have we...
David: Okay, were good.
Ross: We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess!
ROSS: We don't.� But I thought it would be nice to get to know him.� You know, maybe have a little dinner, drinks, conversation.
Phoebe: Okay, well talk about something else then.
Vince: Phoebe, Phoebe relax, its okay. I mean we never said this was exclusive.
Chandler: Yknow when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?
Chandler: Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?
Rachel: (changing the subject) Anyway, speaking of drinking too much. I was uh, tellin Phoebe about that one crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where you and I uh, we made out.
Chandler: We got the honeymoon.
(Over the sound of Phoebe singing we hear two scientists, Max and David, having a noisy discussion)
Ross: Ah, yeah. We had a really good talk.
Ross: (yelling from the bedroom) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
Mrs. Geller: (pointing to herself and Jack) Well we left ours in Monicas bedroom.
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
Kyle: Yeah, were gonna go. (They leave.)
Monica: Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
Chandler: (to the Maitre d') Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please? (Laughs.)
Joey: (entering) Ooh-ooh-ooh! Are we opening presents?
Phoebe: We dont know.
Chandler: Were back!
Stanley: It's a money thing, we don't have any.
Phoebe: Oh, are we gonna trash that place?
Monica: Now, are you glad we didnt start with the bikini strips?
Joey: We know its Ross!