words in movies
Phoebe: Thanks. Okay, now go away so we can talk about you.
Rachel: Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?
Roger: That's tough. Tough stuff. C'mon, Pheebs, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta get going.
Chandler: Oh look, it's the woman we ordered.
Joey: Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?
Ronni: No we won't.
Chandler: Basically we just feel that he's...
Rachel: We hate that guy.
All: ...No, we hate him.
Rachel: Just think, in a couple of years we get to turn into them.
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
Phoebe: We should do something. Whistle.
Chandler: Hey, relax I just need more time. Were going to dinner tonight.
Monica: Okay, guys, listen, don't forget that tomorrow is the day that Emily gets married again, so whatever we do, just try to really keep Ross's mind off of it.
Monica: Again. Yknow what? I think we all did.
Joey: Yeah and wed go check it out, but you took away our keys.
Monica: My God! Chandler, we said be 'aloof' not 'a doof'.
Joey: Absolutely. But, were gonna stop by the hospital just to be sure, okay? Ill page Ross on the way. Come on.
Mr. Douglas: Its pretty ugly. We havent seen an ANUS this bad since the seventies.
Ross: Yeah, I'm a friend of Rachel Green's. Uhm, actually we met at the Christmas party about two years ago.
Phoebe: Okay so, well just come up with some kind of signal if its going well you can take off.
Chandler: (on phone) Hi! Im back. (Goes to hang up the phone.) Yeah, that sounds great. (Listens) Okay. Well, well do it then. (Listens) Okay, bye-bye. (He hangs up the phone and turns around to see Joey standing close to him and screams.)
Phoebe: Oh Joey, weve heard the specials three times! Okay? Theres prime rib, mahi mahi, and a very special lobster ravioli. (She grabs his menu and hands it to the waiter.)
LITTLE BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey, we were sitting there.
Chandler: We can? All right, I'm tryin' that.
Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Rachel: Yeah, we got a lot to do! We gotta think about the flowers, the caterers, the music
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
Phoebe: No! Rachel, thats what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I dont get through, theyre not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! Its us versus them!
Monica: Joey, we had a deal. That-thats why youre here! Ive got to fire you!
Chandler: Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so, look, the door's open. Here we go.
Kate: I cant believe we go on in, in a week.
Chandler: And, I want you to remember that I gave you twenty (counts his money) seven dollars. No strings attached. Now, if you can't remember that, I think we should write it downlet's write it down!
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
Chandler: Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker.
Phoebe: Maybe we can like go to a movie or something.
Rachel: I’m telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!
ROSS: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
Carol: Umm uh, Ill make some coffee and we can uh, chat.
Monica: We all chipped in.
Doug: But seriously, I believe that we should all support President Clinton. And her husband Bill. (Chandler does the laugh.)
Chandler: No, no, no... They're really yours. We... found them in your old room.
Joey: No-no-no-no-no we came together!
Ross: Yeah, we tried them all. We went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food nothing has worked.
Monica: Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
Monica: I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk.
Chandler: Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?
Jason: Yeah, and neither did we. Give yourself a break.
Ross: I love it, when we share.
Chandler: Dont worry honey, well make yours funnier.
Young Ethan: Uuh, before we get into any staying-over-stuff, there is something you should know.
Ross: Hi. Sorry we're late but we werewell, there was touching.
Monica: Can we just start throwing things in?
(They look at each other. We switch back to Monica. Chandler opens the door and she turns to look at him.)
Phoebe: If we are not doing it together, we're not doing it at all! So, say goodbye to your tickets! (She holds out the bowl, and makes as to drop the tickets on the street).
Chandler: That's very funny. We done now?
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
(She sets down her bag and we travel back to slow motion world. She once again whips her hair around in slow motion with the love doctor Barry White singing in the background. And Id also like to take this opportunity to mention that she can also be seen in Starship Troopers and that she was born in Downers Grove, Illinois which just happens to be a few miles from where I live. Anyway Cousin Ross is now staring.)
Ross: Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clocks a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes. Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes? Twice?
The Director: Hey Joey, were ready for ya! (Joey stumbles over) Joey, this is Alex hes going to be playing your son.
CHANDLER: Yeah, we were gonna give fifty, but if you guys gave more, we don't wanna look bad.
Chandler: I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work stuff and/or are sick.
Chandler: And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.
Monica: We forgot to sign one of the admissions forms.
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Max: It'd be even more exciting if we were going.
Ross: Well then wed be in a lot of trouble, you dont know where any countries are. (Rachel glares at him.) Okay. (He goes over to the desk followed by Rachel.) Uh, say would you umm Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have (Handing her some money) opened up?
Chandler: It's "Ride of the Valkyries" from "Apocalypse Now"... See, here's the thing: The corn rose were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem. And now that we're home, we don't have that problem anymore, so if you think about it... I hate them!
Joey: Whoa, ah!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade?
Chandler: Look, I can�t do this. I can�t make luv to you while we�re fighting this way.
Laura: Yeah, we had a really great night and in the morning he promised he would call me and he didn't.
Chandler: Aww, we were worried about you! Hm. I guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh?
Monica: And about an hour ago, we made an offer.
Monica: Yeah you will! The right guy is just around the corner! Okay, are we done with that?
Ross: Oh, thanks. Yeah, I really thought wed be able to make it work, but uh, I guess it just wasnt meant to be.
Phoebe: Well, y'know we dont call it that, but yeah!
Joey: Uh hey look uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before.
Chandler: No, wed just like to close them.
CHAN: You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.
Rachel: Phoebe. We would like to talk to you for a second.
Rachel: (To Joey) No need!! Problem solved, we are powering through (At which point she grabs his hand and pulls him back to their apartment).
Monica: Well, I was going for wrong, but we can use your word.
Rachel: Honey, hes about to go hit on Isabella Rosselini. Im just sorry we dont got popcorn.
Chandler: When we were?
Ashley: Can we do it again?
Monica: Were gonna pick up the wedding dress then were gonna have lunch with mom. (Joey stands up.)
Ursula: Yeah, um, may we help you?
Joey: We, we come back from our walk and the- the phone was ringing...
Monica: Well there's not much we can do.
Ross: We have got to start locking that door!
Phoebe Sr.: Well, the-the three of us we were, kind of umm, a couple.
Phoebe: Well, we both have.
Ross: Oh, we just...
Chandler: Okay, we-we swallow our feelings. Even if it means were unhappy forever. Sound good?
Fran: Err... we know what we want.
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesnt respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as were both up
Chandler: Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.
Ross: And we didnt have sex.
Joey: 'Cause we will appreciate it more when she’s gone?
PHOEBE: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals. [singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!
Monica: Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after shes done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila.
Rachel: Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but were gonna have to get into Mr. Zelners office. Now, he doesnt get in until 10, so hes no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.
Chandler: Yeah, we played, we watched TV.. that juggling thing is amazing.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
Phoebe: This is so fun. All right, what do we do now?
Joey: Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key.