words in movies
Chandler: Oh good. Good, because Im sure this interview is gonna last a couple of weeks.
Rachel: Eight weeks. I mean I love my mother, but my God, a long lunch with her is taxing.
Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!
MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?
Rachel: So I don't go back to work for another four weeks, but we would like our nanny to start right away, so that Emma could get a chance to know her.
Joey: What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks. Ross has been in love with you for like 10 years.
Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks!
Monica: (looks at Chandler) In in two weeks.
Monica: Okay, forget the specials for a minute. Umm, all right heres the thing, for the last two weeks I have umm, (quietly) tried really hard to create a positive atmosphere
Chandler: Okay, so I guess thats about ah, two weeks before the topless thing kicks in.
Monica: Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?
Chandler: Okay, well, it's definite, two more weeks of winter.
Monica: Yeah, but we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency and it has been weeks!
Chandler: Yeah, you don't want to be stuck with us for the next five weeks.
Ross: We said it was only going to be two weeks, yknow?
Joey: Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldnt stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, its a couple weeks past its expiration date, so its got a bit of a kick.
Rachel: Come on, its a hypnosis tape. This woman at work used it for two weeks straight and she hasnt smoked since.
Rachel: God, the first time he smiled at me... those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.
Chandler: Yes, but in Rosss case, they both know in two weeks thats it.
RYAN: Can you believe how we spent our two weeks together?
RACHEL: Ross, you have planned out the next 20 years of our lives, we've been dating for six weeks.
Rachel: Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey.
Chandler: Expect it in 4-6 weeks. (She starts to leave.) Umm, hey, umm, Joey's gonna be at the telethon for the rest of the day, we have the whole place to ourselves.
Joey: No-no, not for like another two weeks.
Rachel: (on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I
Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
Phoebe: I got it for your wedding and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally got here!
Ross: Hey, its been like three weeks!
Phoebe: Umm, that papers two weeks old.
Joey: Oh... yeah... Probably you don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way. And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it... lady. Yeah! I waited weeks for you to call me.
Phoebe: (noticing a guy sitting by the green post looking at her) Oh wait a second you guys for the last couple weeks Ive been that guy everywhere I go. We take the same bus. We go to the same bookstore, the same dry cleaners; maybe hes the tea guy. (He gets up to leave, and smiles at Phoebe.)
Ross: Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didnt invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?
Ross: (looks) Oh yeah! You'rehey, you're right! Here's an affordable place, (reading ad) two bedroom, close to work, ooh, it's available in five weeks!
Monica: They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike! She'll say "No", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone again.
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! (crying) And it was uneven for weeks!
Ross: So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?
Ross: I cant believe in four weeks theyre gonna be married!
Emily: Weve only known each other for six weeks!
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Rachel: Well, Valentines Day was like two weeks ago, so I wouldnt get her a calendar!
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Joey: Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.
MRS. GREENE: ...I may have only been in therapy for three weeks now dear but...
Phoebe: And tell them that in 2 weeks I will once again be a masseuse in good standing!
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)
Rachel: Ross, it is 100 degrees outside. For the first time in weeks, I am somewhat comfortable.
Six Weeks Earlier
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Erica: Hey, well, in a couple of weeks I won't be able to travel.
Monica: They wont be ready for weeks.
Monica: They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.
Phoebe: Two weeks? Thats it?
Mrs. Green: Oh my look at that. Only three weeks to go, now have you picked your nanny yet? Now I dont want you to use your housekeeper cause it would just split her focus.
Ross: Come on Pheebs, its not that bad! Yknow most people would be excited if they didnt have to work for a couple of weeks.
Phoebe: Yeah. But Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks to get all the way across it.
Joey: We've only been going out for a couple of weeks, do you think I gotta get her something?
Mrs. Green: Well, I kinda did. Me. Eight weeks of me.
Eric: Two weeks ago.
Joey: But over the past few weeks
Rachel: (to Monica) Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.
PHOEBE: No. No, he is my submaring guy. He resurfaces like every couple years and we have the most amazing three days together. Only this time he's coming for two weeks. Two whole weeks, which means yay.
Janine: Sure, New Years Eve is only two weeks away. Can you wait?
Ross: Come on sweetie! Youve had to work late every night for the past two weeks, what is it this time?
PHOEBE: I hate this. 'Cause I tell you, I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us, and almost everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this.
Monica: Would you stop? Weve only been going out a couple of weeks, I mean we dont even know if hes gonna propose.
Janine: Australia, I just moved here a couple of weeks ago.
Monica: So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?
Rachel: No. Shes going to live with us for eight weeks.
Chandler: Yeah, the last six weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you will never forget.
Ross: Okay. Well, apparently Chandlers angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago.
Chandler: Because youve only known her for six weeks! Okay, Ive got a carton of milk in my fridge Ive had a longer relationship with!
Chandler: Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs redused. (Ross looks at her.) It's a whole big boob story.
Ross: Yeah, shes got to go back to London. But you know what? Ive been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and thats it. Yknow.
Elizabeth: Ross, I think you misunderstood what I was saying. I just wanted to tell you that Im going to Florida for a couple weeks.
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Joey: Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really... I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars.
Joey: No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. (points to the sling he is wearing)