words in movies
Tag: (pause) Yes. I have a weird sense of humor, and Im kinda strangely proud of my butt.
Phoebe: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say.
Ross: So weird to see all these people again... Oh my God, look, there's Geoffrey Cleric.
Rachel: (pretends to be stunned) Oh! Wi... in the dres... in the dressing room!? Well, that's so weird! Phoebe and I were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. God it's just such a small world!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail.]
Monica: So, Phoebe runs weird huh?
Rachel: Yeah. Yknow umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but dont you think its gonna be weird?
Joey: He seemed like a stand up guy. Oh, and hes not into anything weird sexually.
Joey: See, now its weird again.
(Chandler does the weird clicky thing again.)
Ross: He is my girlfriends father, okay? Its-its, its weird!
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Yknow whats weird?
Joey: FINE, ok, if you love this house so much, then you should just live here, okay? I just hope you get used to that weird humming sound. (He turns his back to them and starts humming) Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Ross: (while Rachel is finishing her rant) Okay! Okay! Okay! Its okay. (Rachel stops.) Its okay. Hey, its too weird for you, I wont see her again.
Phoebe: (she just looks at him) Why are you being weird?
Joey: Okay, I guess it doesnt seem that weird.
Phoebe: Yeah! That was so weird, huh?
Monica: Bing's weird.
Cheryl: Okay, um, don't take this the wrong way, but your place kinda has a weird smell.
Rachel: Thats weird.
Ross: Because its weird!
Rachel: He got all weird and sputtery and then he said uh, "Yeah, I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch."
Elizabeth: Yeah. I felt a little weird about it. Youre a teacher. Im a student. But would you maybe want to go out with me sometime?
Phoebe: No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.
Monica: Of course not. I mean gosh, Chandler what you did, it's, it's a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it. I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place, but I'd never expect you to worry about that.
Ross: Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I, you know, can't do this. Uh, this is too weird. I feel stupid.
Rachel: Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry... (Does so, on phone) Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!
Ross: Yeah, he-hes right, hes right. This is your time y'know, yeah, youre young, youre-youre weird, chicks dig that.
Phoebe: I wonder where she is. That is so weird.
Ross: He is so weird.
Rachel: Umm, our situation. Yknow umm, what we mean to each other. And I mean we-were having this baby together, and we live together. Isnt that, isnt that weird?
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
(Phoebe turns away so that the two weird women wont see the face she pulls, and sits down.)
Ross: Yknow, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at (A knock on the door interrupts him.)
Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)
Joey: I was just gonna call you! That’s weird.
Joey: Thats weird!
Rachel: Yeah, it would be really weird.
Ross: OK.... um, a weird thing happened to me on the train this morning...
Monica: (without looking up from what she's doing) Besides tampons and salt? (Then looks) Ooh! My God! Maple candy! That's so sweet of you. (Opens the box) That's weird...it's empty!
Rachel: Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh well I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.
Rachel: Yeah. Why? Is that weird for you?
Joey: No its not weird, its a miracle!
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, I don't know. I think that's a little weird, y'know? Vinyl.
Phoebe: Maybe this is too weird.
Ross: Uhhhhhh that-that may be weird.
Phoebe: Oh. Ew! Ew! Ew! Ugh! Yknow what? This is too weird.
Chandler: That was weird.
Joey: Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird.
Mr Campbell: Maybe people... found it weird.... So, why do you want to leave Ralph Lauren?
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Monica: It's gonna be weird to watch some actor pretending to be Ben's dad.
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Joey: But plus, it would be wrong and weird and-and-and bad.
Joey: Hey! Let me ask you guys something. I have a new headshot taken tomorrow right and the photographer said she thinks Ishould have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?
Joey: Oh. (Laughs.) No! No wait, thats weird!
Ross: Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?
Rachel: Wonderful weird.
Ross: (he makes some really weird noise hear that sounds kind of like )Ayyyayyyy!
Rachel: Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.
Ross: Good weird?
Rachel: Oh wow, this feels weird.
Monica: This doesn't feel weird!
Joey: Hmm thats weird. I dont remember being in a move called benefits lapsed.
Frank: It's not that weird, is it?
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Y'know what's weird?
[We close with a bunch of scenes where they screw up and make weird noises. It finishes with.]
Monica: Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!
Mike: that's why she was weird.
Ross: Because, it's weird!
RACH: I can see that. I... just one phone call, I'll be very quick, I'll even pay for it myself. [man is still reluctant] OK, you're bein' a little weird about your phone.
Monica: You're... weird!
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Rachel: Joey. Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I dontWhoa!! (Winces in pain.)
Joey: Whoo, whoo. Wow, it's uhm... kinda weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.
Ross: Wh-why?! Why-why-why would it, why would it be weird?
Joey: Oh... you got yourself a very weird deal!
Mindy: Well, ever since we announced the engagement, he's been acting really weird, and then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel.
Monica:: yea well the weird part is... he was getting off to a shark attack show!
Rachel: Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got all over head!
Ross: Weird.. your psychic didn't mention anything about the scary pigeon...
Joey: No-no, I cant! I cant! Not after the other night, its just its too weird, okay? Dont tell her Im here! (Turns to run to the bathroom and his bagel falls off the plate onto the floor.) Dont eat that! (Runs to the bathroom as Rachel enters.)
(Phoebe has this weird, anxious, nervous look on her face)
Chandler: Thats weird. I dont think my boss likes me either.
ROSS: It's just, it's, it's me. You, you know I've only been with one woman my whole life and she turned out to be a lesbian. So now I've got myself all psyched out, you know, and it's become, like this, this thing and I. . . Well, you just must think I'm weird.
Phoebe: Are you asking me out? Cause it would be kinda weird since you just broke up with my sister.
Phoebe: My massage client, Arthur? His daughter called and said that some guy that worked for me gave him a really weird massage this afternoon.
Ross: Yeah, we want everyone to be there. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.
Joey: I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's just weird what's happening with her and Ross. You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody.
Phoebe: Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandlers your friend... (hops onto the bed) Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.
Joey: I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!
Rachel: Have you ever had any weird romantic dreams?
Rachel: Oh, well, I...It's kind of weird talking to you about this, but...
Rachel: Oh, its a tattoo! Thats weird, Phoebe doesnt Wait thats Ursula! Thats not Phoebe that is Ursula!
Chandler: Wow, this is weird.
CHANDLER: That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.
Rachel: Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you up on a date that didn't even show.
Monica: Well, that was weird. You were loud, and I was fast.
Rachel: Hi! Hey, listen, can we ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up, was it weird going from friends to... more than that?
Joey: Your thumb? Thats weird. (Makes a fist.) You sure youre punching right? Make a fist. (Ross just looks at him with his thumb in a cast.) Maybe later. Ross I feel terrible.
Monica: Wow, this is so weird. I just realized this might be the last time we'll all be hanging out together.