words in movies
Phoebe: God, I wish Mike were here.
Monica: Okay if Mike were here what would the two of you be doing?
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
Manny: Oh yeah yeah, thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing!
Chandler: I didn't know Ross and you were so close.
Ross: (he bounds into the lounge room) But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!
Phoebe: I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, "Ooh, whered Ross go?"
RACHEL: So uh, Ryan, were you shipping off to?
ROSS: [puts the message in the cupboard] I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close. Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies? I mean this, this Casey should be takin' down my messages, ya know, or, or, Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get some kind of me, message service.
Phoebe: So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?
Chandler: Well you might if it were anything like 7!
Ross: J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that you were getting better.
Ross: All right, it's time for the story of Hanukkah. Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees.
Monica: I didn't say your songs were not good enough.
Chandler: (to the girls) We were playing poker, alright...
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Ross: Yeah, would you please consider moving here? I mean you were gonna move here anyway, why can't you just do that?
Rachel: No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!
Rachel: You were with Kenny today, werent you?
Amy: You know what? When I moved in here I thought: This is gonna be so great. Just us sisters, back together again like when we were kids, except without that stupid Jill... Oh! Who has gotten fat by the way...
Judge: Now if you were two involved in a serious relationship, that really creates a problem.
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Joey: Thats what that was?! Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Chandler: Stretchy pants! Why, those are the greatest things in the world! If I were you I would wear them every day, every day!
Phoebe: It was right after we were living together and you were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill.
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
Phoebe: Who said you were?
CHANDLER: Oh please, I saw the way you were checking out his mouldings. You want it.
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Chandler: Nope... (Monica walks in) Hey... so I'm gonna... put the plates back. You know, I think you were right, I don't think we should use these plates again for a looong time.
Joey: Okay well that may be true. But, in-in okay, Air Force One the Russians were terrorists! And evil! And plus he kills a bunch of them! That-that-thats offensive to Russians.
Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Phoebe: Well umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again.
Ross: I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were so close Phoebe!
Monica: Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Ross: Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!
Monica: (chasing after him) Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, dont worry about it!
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Chandler: Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.
Phoebe: Oh good! Okay. Cause you were acting like you didnt.
Drew: I didnt think you were gay. I do now.
Chandler: Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep.
Ross: This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break thing?" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.)
Monica: If only there were a smaller one to clean this one!
Dr. Roger: Yknow, its funny, but when we were studying communicable diseases
Ross: No, hey, well, I-I completely understand. You were, you were stressed.
Chandler: No, there were two.
Monica: Ugh, I thought you were Rachel!
Chandler: Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
Monica: In 1981 you were 13!
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Jack: Well, you were fired.
Chandler: Yes, we were just
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.
Amanda: (to Phoebe) No I distinctly remember you were dodging her (points at Monica) calls and trying to avoid seeing her.
Joey: (on the other end at a pay phone) Hey, its me. Listen Casey and I were on our way back and had a little car trouble.
RACHEL: Come on, they were not that huge.
Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?
Paul: You two were married?!
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
Chandler: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
Rachel: What were you thinking?!
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
Ross: Remember? You-you were eating pizza.
Monica: Youre plans were with us.
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
Phoebe: Oh! I though the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian!
Ross: And when we were dating we consummated like bunnies!
ROSS: Hey, I didn't know we were, uh, seeing other people.
Rachel: You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...
Emily: You were amazing out there.
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Rachel: Pheebs, I... there isn't gonna be any flying about! We actually thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that.
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Ross: You were trying to eat it!
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
MONICA: But no. Maybe if I were baking.
Monica: (the hands still there) When-when you were little you slept through the Grand Canyon. (She actually itches her nose this time.)
Cecilia: (to him) Im having a conversation here! (To Joey) You were saying?
Monica: Chandler, what were you thinking?
Ross: Uhm, I hadn't no you... I had no idea you were so excited about Paris. Uhm, I mean, you said you were scared.
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
PHOEBE: We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.
Steve: I'm not funny either. So, if you were thinking, "well, he's not that good-looking, but maybe we'll have some laughs"... That ain't gonna happen.
Phoebe: Oh thats a nickname we were trying out.
Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together?
Cassie: (hugs him) Its been so long! Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent in line to see Return of the Jedi.
Joey: What? Were you like in the movie, or Anyway, she takes off her bra under her shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy, and classy.
Estelle: How do you do. (to Rachel and Monica) Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! (to Joey) Did they have representation?
Monica: Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.
Ross: Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or somethingor should I call it (In an English accent) football?
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Monica: Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine
ROSS: I'm Ross Geller. Wha, I'm, God in your add you said you were pretty but wow.