words in movies
Phoebe: Ooh! Thats good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Phoebe.
Monica: Ugh, I thought you were Rachel!
Rachel: I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!
Karin: Actually, Im dating at all anymore. See, I figured out that I was only dating guys that were like yknow bad for me, so until I work that out
Ross: We were drunk! I wouldve married uh, Joey with that amount of alcohol!
Ross: Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk
Russell: And well need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of uh, sound mind.
Rachel: Well yknow, its you guys. You-you do this kind of stuff! Yknow? I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas and then you backed out! I guess Im not upset because I dont see you guys going through with it. Im sorry.
Ross: No, hey, well, I-I completely understand. You were, you were stressed.
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Monica: In 1981 you were 13!
Chandler: Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Jack: Well, you were fired.
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
Amanda: (to Phoebe) No I distinctly remember you were dodging her (points at Monica) calls and trying to avoid seeing her.
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.
Chandler: Yes, we were just
Joey: (on the other end at a pay phone) Hey, its me. Listen Casey and I were on our way back and had a little car trouble.
Paul: You two were married?!
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?
RACHEL: Come on, they were not that huge.
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
Manny: Oh yeah yeah, thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing!
Ross: Remember? You-you were eating pizza.
Monica: Youre plans were with us.
Rachel: What were you thinking?!
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Chandler: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
Phoebe: Oh! I though the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian!
Rachel: You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
ROSS: Hey, I didn't know we were, uh, seeing other people.
Rachel: Pheebs, I... there isn't gonna be any flying about! We actually thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that.
Emily: You were amazing out there.
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Ross: You were trying to eat it!
Ross: And when we were dating we consummated like bunnies!
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Cecilia: (to him) Im having a conversation here! (To Joey) You were saying?
MONICA: But no. Maybe if I were baking.
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
PHOEBE: We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.
Monica: (the hands still there) When-when you were little you slept through the Grand Canyon. (She actually itches her nose this time.)
Ross: Uhm, I hadn't no you... I had no idea you were so excited about Paris. Uhm, I mean, you said you were scared.
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Monica: Chandler, what were you thinking?
Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together?
Steve: I'm not funny either. So, if you were thinking, "well, he's not that good-looking, but maybe we'll have some laughs"... That ain't gonna happen.
Ross: No thats not what I want. Uh, Im glad you guys were bonding but I
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Cassie: (hugs him) Its been so long! Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent in line to see Return of the Jedi.
Monica: Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.
Ross: Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or somethingor should I call it (In an English accent) football?
Phoebe: Oh thats a nickname we were trying out.
Estelle: How do you do. (to Rachel and Monica) Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! (to Joey) Did they have representation?
Monica: Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine
ROSS: I'm Ross Geller. Wha, I'm, God in your add you said you were pretty but wow.
CHANDLER: Well they were chair-shaped cows. They never would have survived in the wild.
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Chandler: Well y'know, Monica and I were friends before we started dating. So maybe-maybe that's it?
CHANDLER: For a minute there I thought you were actually tryin' to smell something.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
PHOEBE: I hope you were using protection.
Joey: What? Were you like in the movie, or Anyway, she takes off her bra under her shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy, and classy.
Ross: When did I say you were boring?!
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
Joey: is because they were friends first. Y'know? So I asked myself, "Who are my friends?" You and Phoebe, and I saw you first. So
Phoebe: Well, I mean, Im not my sisters, you know, whatever, and um... I mean, its true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, weve grown apart, so, um... I dont know, why not? Okay.
Joey: And scene! Huh? Wasnt that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah! Okay! So you-you-you-you were saying?
Phoebe: (To Ross) Kyles ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
Monica: Damnit! Yknow this whole time we were concentrating on watching the babies and, and no one was watching Chandler! (He does it again.)
Ross: Were you the ones called the cops?!
Ben: That you and daddy were not on a break.
Monica: You were just being so nice to him!
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Chandler: Remember that really cold morning, you woke up and those dogs were licking your face?
Chandler: I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)
Ross: Oh, is it? Is it? Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend Phyllis take away the dog. And that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that. Only with a few details changed.
Phoebe: You were supposed to tell her!
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Monica: What were you doing in Africa?
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies.
Monica: (To Joey) They were lovers.
Rachel: Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!
Rachel: (reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years?
Ross: Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips.
Phoebe: I know. They were mine.
Joey: Yeah! You you were wonderful.
Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
Richard: As were you.
Barry: You-you-you said you were gonna be away all weekend!
Ross: Look, I didnt think there was a relationship to jeopardise. I thought we were broken up.
Ross: Right, um, but, on Hanukkah, Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. See, years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees.
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Monica: Oh yeah, the Evander Holyfield phase. Oh man you were so hard up you practically came on to me.
Joey: You were amazing, could you just do me this huge favor, you see there's this one other audition that I really, really want, and Estelle couldn't get me in.
Ross: Oh perfect, we were just gonna see if you wanted to go.
Monica: Well, what were you gonna say?
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Monica: Yeah, well you call her and tell her that yknow when we were kids her precious little Frannie tried to undress me several times, okay? And if I hadnt have stopped her, there probably wouldnt even be a wedding to go too.
Mrs. Geller: So Chandler, youre parents mustve been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
Chandler: So you knew we were gonna miss the movie!
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?