words in movies
Monica: Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!
Chandler: I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me.
Ross: Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?
Chandler: Before or after you were shot by your own troops?
Jack: Well, you were fired.
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
Amanda: (to Phoebe) No I distinctly remember you were dodging her (points at Monica) calls and trying to avoid seeing her.
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.
Chandler: Yes, we were just
Joey: (on the other end at a pay phone) Hey, its me. Listen Casey and I were on our way back and had a little car trouble.
Paul: You two were married?!
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?
RACHEL: Come on, they were not that huge.
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
Manny: Oh yeah yeah, thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing!
Ross: Remember? You-you were eating pizza.
Monica: Youre plans were with us.
Rachel: What were you thinking?!
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Chandler: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
Phoebe: Oh! I though the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian!
Rachel: You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
ROSS: Hey, I didn't know we were, uh, seeing other people.
Emily: You were amazing out there.
Ross: And when we were dating we consummated like bunnies!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Ross: You were trying to eat it!
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Rachel: Pheebs, I... there isn't gonna be any flying about! We actually thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that.
MONICA: But no. Maybe if I were baking.
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Cecilia: (to him) Im having a conversation here! (To Joey) You were saying?
Monica: (the hands still there) When-when you were little you slept through the Grand Canyon. (She actually itches her nose this time.)
Ross: Uhm, I hadn't no you... I had no idea you were so excited about Paris. Uhm, I mean, you said you were scared.
Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together?
Monica: Chandler, what were you thinking?
PHOEBE: We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.
Estelle: How do you do. (to Rachel and Monica) Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! (to Joey) Did they have representation?
Steve: I'm not funny either. So, if you were thinking, "well, he's not that good-looking, but maybe we'll have some laughs"... That ain't gonna happen.
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Cassie: (hugs him) Its been so long! Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent in line to see Return of the Jedi.
Phoebe: Oh thats a nickname we were trying out.
CHANDLER: For a minute there I thought you were actually tryin' to smell something.
Ross: No thats not what I want. Uh, Im glad you guys were bonding but I
Monica: Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.
Ross: Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or somethingor should I call it (In an English accent) football?
Monica: Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine
ROSS: I'm Ross Geller. Wha, I'm, God in your add you said you were pretty but wow.
CHANDLER: Well they were chair-shaped cows. They never would have survived in the wild.
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Joey: What? Were you like in the movie, or Anyway, she takes off her bra under her shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy, and classy.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Phoebe: Well, I mean, Im not my sisters, you know, whatever, and um... I mean, its true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, weve grown apart, so, um... I dont know, why not? Okay.
Ross: When did I say you were boring?!
Chandler: Well y'know, Monica and I were friends before we started dating. So maybe-maybe that's it?
PHOEBE: I hope you were using protection.
Joey: is because they were friends first. Y'know? So I asked myself, "Who are my friends?" You and Phoebe, and I saw you first. So
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
Joey: And scene! Huh? Wasnt that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah! Okay! So you-you-you-you were saying?
Phoebe: (To Ross) Kyles ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
Ben: That you and daddy were not on a break.
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
Monica: Damnit! Yknow this whole time we were concentrating on watching the babies and, and no one was watching Chandler! (He does it again.)
Chandler: I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Chandler: Remember that really cold morning, you woke up and those dogs were licking your face?
Ross: Were you the ones called the cops?!
Monica: You were just being so nice to him!
Rachel: (reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years?
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Ross: Oh, is it? Is it? Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend Phyllis take away the dog. And that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that. Only with a few details changed.
Monica: What were you doing in Africa?
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies.
Phoebe: You were supposed to tell her!
Monica: (To Joey) They were lovers.
Rachel: Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!
Phoebe: I know. They were mine.
Ross: Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips.
Rachel: Well yknow, its you guys. You-you do this kind of stuff! Yknow? I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas and then you backed out! I guess Im not upset because I dont see you guys going through with it. Im sorry.
Ross: Look, I didnt think there was a relationship to jeopardise. I thought we were broken up.
Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
Richard: As were you.
Joey: Yeah! You you were wonderful.
Joey: You were amazing, could you just do me this huge favor, you see there's this one other audition that I really, really want, and Estelle couldn't get me in.
Barry: You-you-you said you were gonna be away all weekend!
Ross: Right, um, but, on Hanukkah, Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. See, years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees.
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Monica: Well, what were you gonna say?
Monica: Oh yeah, the Evander Holyfield phase. Oh man you were so hard up you practically came on to me.
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Ross: Oh perfect, we were just gonna see if you wanted to go.
Monica: Yeah, well you call her and tell her that yknow when we were kids her precious little Frannie tried to undress me several times, okay? And if I hadnt have stopped her, there probably wouldnt even be a wedding to go too.
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
Ross: Well, if-if she thought they were on a break
Chandler: So you knew we were gonna miss the movie!
Mrs. Geller: So Chandler, youre parents mustve been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.
Ross: Joey what-what were you thinking?!
Joey: Yeah, see... you were all worried for nothing.
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?
Monica: And Ross, if it werent for Rachels rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!