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Rachel: I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.
Monica: (Into the phone) Hello? Chandler, what's wrong? (She listens) Oh my God, are you alright? (listens some more) Yeah, I'll be right there. (She hangs up and speaks to Amanda) I'm so sorry, but Chandler was in a car accident. (She gets up)
Joey: Well, I know what's the matter with me.
Ross: What's going on?
Ross: Wow! You look nice. What's the occasion?
Joey: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an optionwhat's a urethra? (Monica whispers what it is in his ear.) Are you crazy?!
Phoebe: Oh hey Joey! What's up?
Joey: Hey man, what's up?
Phoebe: What's in the bag?
Danny: Yeah, what's the gala for?
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
Frank: (To Phoebe) What's with him?
Phoebe: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?
ROSS: What's going on, is... uh, Bobby drinking again?
Chandler: What's up with the simian?
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Chandler: Ah sure. What's in 'em?
Phoebe: Oh. What's a lurker?
Janine: What's wrong?
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Chandler: Sure. What's up?
EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?
Chandler: What's an identical hand twin?
Rachel: (sitting down) So umm, what's this book about?
Ross: What's going on?
Joey: (dragged in by Monica, he has just gotten out of the shower) What's going on?
Rachel: Hey, you.... So, what's up?
Phoebe: (to Rachel) What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?
PHOE: [comes back to couch, with cake] Sooo, what's goin' on, huh?
Phoebe: Ugh, what's right with them?
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Woman No. 1: (looks into the box) Oh my God! What's wrong with your baby?!
Chandler: Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.)
Phoebe: Joey? What's going on?
A Female Student: Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica?
PHOEBE: Hey Ryan, what's up?
MONICA: Then what's the problem?
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on?
Ross: What's that supposed to mean?
Mike: Well... hey, the key works...! (he looks as if he doesn't want to believe what's happening)
ROSS: What's she look like?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Joey: You know what's crazy? These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?
JOEY: Then I don't know what it is. What's the problem?
Chandler: What's going on?
Joey: Fine! Take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
Ross: Hey! What's she doing back here?
Monica: What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls.
ROSS: Yeah, yeah I mean, you get your money and you learn a little something, what's wrong with that?
Rachel: Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!
Chandler: I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!
Joey: Yeah, but for a one-year-old. What's the point... the other day she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow and the cow says "El-moo"! (Joey starts laughing) Yeah... that's a funny cup!
Ross: (entering) What's going on?
Joey: oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. (Sarah reaches over and takes a few fries)
Ross: Hey! Wha-hoo! What's this? (showing the bottle) Well it's a, it's a bottle of champagne. Why is this here?
Rachel: Hey! What's up?!
Monica: Joey, what's going on?
PHOEBE: What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No, what's that all about? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Rachel: What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?
Rachel: Okay, just a little scared. What's going on Ross?
Joey: Hey dude, what's up?
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on Joe?
Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
MRS BUFFAY: Yeah well, thanks for bringing back what's left of him.
Ross: (entering) Hey! I just heard. What's up?
Monica: Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?
Roy: I may have borrowed this from my nephew, but let me assure you, what's underneath (points at his groin)... is all man.
Ross: Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! (pause) So what's new?
ESTL: Oh, I see. Well, I'm just gonna put in a call here and we'll find out what's goin' on and straighten it out. [picks up the phone] Yeah, hi, Lori please. [pause] Hi darling. So how 'bout Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver, isn't he terrific? [pause] Uh-huuuuh. [pause] Uh-huuuuh. OK, doll. Talk to you later. [hangs up] [to Joey] Yeah, you're gonna have to sleep with her.
Rachel: ...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that (in a deep voice, mocking Ross) what's in the inside is important...
Ross: (sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
Chandler: Okay-dokay, you've each won a game and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life. So everybody goes home a winner.
Girl: Mommy, what's wrong with that man?
Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (Laughs her Janice laugh)
Monica:: what's the big deal, you forgot, she forgot, maybe you were having an off night
Mike: what's wrong?
Ross: What's the part, Anti-man?
Chandler: What's going on?
Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?
JOEY: Hey!� Open the door.� What's going on?� (He knocks.)
CHANDLER: What's up Joe?
JOEY: What's going on?
Wendy: Oh. - What's *that* like?
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
Gavin: Huh. What's Tag's last name?
Phoebe: You know what? Maybe once they start dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realise how good they are for each other.
Rachel: What? What's the matter?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Rachel: Really? What's that like?
Rachel: Why? What's the big deal?
Monica: So, what's your name?
Ross: Oh, sure. Whoa-whoa, what's this? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!
Rachel: (looking out the window) What's with the rain, Geller? I mean, when I signed up for Dino Week, nobody said anything about it being monsoon season.
Monica: Hey, what's this?
Ross: What's - what's going on?
Ross: Hey, what's wrong?
CHANDLER: No-no, I mean what, what's this about your new place?
Phoebe: Hey Mike, what's the capital of Peru?
Phoebe: Oh, What's the matter?