words in movies
ROSS: [to Chandler] So what's it shaped like?
ROSS: OK, what's the longest you've been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?
CHANDLER: What's this in my pocket? Why it's Joey's porno movie.
ROSS: What's wrong with people having sex?
PHOEBE: So um, so what's up, you came to see me yesterday.
Joey: Yeeeeaaaahhh! What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You've just got to go up to her and say, 'Rachel, I think that...' (Rachel comes into the room behind them)
Ross: ...a what? A what? What's the end of that sentence?
Joey: You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at??
Ross: (answering the phone.) Hello. (Listens) Hi sweetie. (Listens.) Good. Look umm, yes I've been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, I can do it. (Rachel gives him a thumbs up.) So will you come to New York? (Rachel wants to know what she said, and he gives her a thumbs up and she goes over and hugs him. All the time not knowing what's going on.)
Ross: What's going on?! (throws the love bug at him) That's what's going on!!
Rachel: OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...
Joey: I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's just weird what's happening with her and Ross. You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody.
Roy: What's the matter? You never saw a 50 year old stripper cry before?
Joey: (in baby-like voice) How come you don't live with Mommy? (pause; shows Ross less than amused) How come Mommy lives with that other lady? (pause; Ross still looks less than amused; Joey smiling) What's a lesbian? (playfully hits Ross)
Frank Jr.: What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog! (Laughs.) Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
Ross: (shocked and confused by the question) What? I... I... (Benjamin looks at him as if to say "What's wrong? Answer the question")
Chandler: So I laugh at my boss's jokes, what's the big deal?
ROSS: Tell me about it. So what, what's your magic number?
Phoebe: Wait a minute. What's his name?
Rachel: Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)
Ross: There's my boy! Here's my boy! And here's his Barbi (Ben is holding a Barbi doll) What's ah, what's my boy doing with a Barbi?
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
(There's a lot of yelling and screaming coming from the hallway, and they get up to look at what's the noise all about. In the hallway, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe are having another wind-up animal race, yelling and screaming fanatically.)
Joey: But, hey, look, you know the good thing is, is that we spent the whole day together and I survived, and what's even more amazing, so did she. It was bat day at Shea Stadium.
Rachel: Well, okay, look. I don't know, listen, I don't know what's going on here but let's
Phoebe: Oh whoa-whoa-whoa! Wait a minute, open up your hand; let me take a look. (The lady opens up her hand.) Quarter. Dime. Lint? Not interested in that. (She throws the lint away.) What's this? A Canadian coin? Get outta here! (The lady walks away.)
PHOEBE: Aren't you gonna answer her, that's like the tenth bing-bong message she sent. She wants to know what's wrong?
JOEY: You know it's funny you should mention that 'cause I was thinkin'... what's with the boxes?
RACHEL: What's the matter?
Rachel: (picking up the tissues) Why, why, what's wrong with these guys?
Monica: Come on Chandler, come on, I can handle Ross. (They go to the door. Ross is trying to stick his hand through and undo the chain; Monica pushes his hand back.) (To Ross) Hold on! (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?
Joey: What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!
Joey: All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only yourself to blame... (Chandler turns his back to the TV. Joey puts the tape in the VCR, switches it on and watches what's on the tape... It's clearly a american football match, with the referee's whistle blowing, the crowds cheering...)
Phoebe: Mike? Okay! What's his last name?
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Joey: No. no... eh... she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?
Rachel: Then what's with all the bananas?
Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... (He tries to get something from his pocket, but it's not that easy... Phoebe looks in a "what's happening" face to him. He finally has found something) No, not... that's gum. (He digs in a little more.) Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...
Rachel: I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.
Gavin: What's Ross doing to you on that picture?
Chandler: Look, don't you see what's happening here. Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidant. Now he's gonna be the guy she goes too to complain about you.
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Y'know what's weird?
ROSS: [enters] Oh my God, what's goin' on?
Monica: What's that supposed to mean?
Chandler: (Tries to hug Joey but J. moves away) What's the matter Joe?
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Precious: I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on here. I mean, are you guys getting back together or something?
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
Rachel: (entering, interrupting them) Hey guys! What's... (sees what they're doing and stops, the guys are stunned)
JOEY: [pulls out a VCR tape] Hey Monica, what's on this video tape?
BIG BULLY: What's with this guy?
Rachel: No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what's going on here. Your Danny's wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros!
Phoebe: So... What's the deal with umm, you and Joey?
(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
Chandler: Uh, no Pheebs. What's it look like?
Monica: What's going on with you?
Man: Alright, I gotta report you. What's your medallion number?
Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What's this?
Monica: Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh? Do you have a dressing room? Do you have a chair with your name on it?
Joey: What's the thing you know?
Rachel: What's that?
Rachel: What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?
Joey: What's wrong with the twentieth?
Rachel: Ross, what's the matter?
Rachel: What's that?
Phoebe: Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. (to Monica) What's my number?
Monica: (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?
Monica: Well, what's the part?
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
Ross: So, what's going on now?
Joey: What's wrong?
Joey: What's up man?
Mr. Geller: What's the score?
Chandler: I know. You're right. What's it gonna take for you to forgive me?
Mrs. Geller: What's different?
Monica: What's the matter?
Ross: What's goin' on?
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Roger: What's wrong, sweetie?
Joey: (Runs out in a towel) What's the matter with you?!
Phoebe: Hey, Joey. What's going on?
Joey: (entering) Okay, I'm in my sweat pants. Bring on the food! (Sees that Chandler has a worried look on his face) What's the matter?
Ross: What's going on?
Ross: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs, what's going on?
Monica: Rachel, what's going on? I mean isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?
Rachel: What's up?
Gavin: Right. Right. Ross. So what's the deal with you guys? I don't want to get in the middle of anything
Joey: What's a matter Ross? What you're nervous about your speech?
Barry: What's the matter?
Susan: What's it look like?
Ross: Okay, okay, what's going on?
Chandler: (to Phoebe) You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
Monica: What's with the guitar?
Rachel: What? What's what you were afraid of?
Flight Attendant: Alright. What's the message?
Joey: Chandler... hey... (he goes towards his room but he stops near Emma's cot) Rach... what's Hugsy doin' in the crib with Emma? (he looks puzzled)
Joey: Well, who's to say what's true? I mean...
Chandler: You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!
MONICA: What's to know? Buy sell, high low, bears bulls...[on the phone] Yes Manhattan...yeah telephone number of the stock...selling store.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dead.
Rachel: What's that? (Points to the box.)
Joey: Okay, I see what's going on here.
ROSS: I don't know. What's in this pie?
Chandler: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
(Hayley laughs and goes into the kitchen thinking it's a joke, Joey doesn't see what's so funny about it)