words in movies
ROSS: [to Chandler] So what's it shaped like?
ROSS: OK, what's the longest you've been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?
CHANDLER: What's this in my pocket? Why it's Joey's porno movie.
ROSS: What's wrong with people having sex?
PHOEBE: So um, so what's up, you came to see me yesterday.
Monica: I'm going into business people. I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man? Jam. (sees Joey trying some jam from the pot) Oh Joey don't! It's way to hot. (Joey realizes this and spits what he had in his mouth back into the pot.)
CHANDLER: Look I, I can't.� What's going on?
RACH: What's that? What? I saw my name. What is it?
Ross: What's goin' on?
Ross: Yes, please! (they move and sit down on a sofa) So, what's going on?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. What's this? (picks up a book)
Ross: C'mon, seriously, Joey, what's the part?
Monica: Hey, what's that?
Rachel: Yeah, what's it about?
Joey: Yeah, and I met this really hot single mom at the store. What's an elf to do?
ROSS: Carol, what's the matter? What happened?
Chandler: What's your point?
Chandler: What's going on?
Joey: What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.
Rachel: What's going on?
Rachel: Okay, what's up?
Joey: What's the matter Ross?
Phoebe: I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and never been in a long-term relationship oh my god (starts crying) what's wrong with me.
Aunt Lillian: (reentering) What's going on?
Rachel: (entering) Hey, guys, what's up.
Joey: What's wrong buddy?
Phoebe: What's going on?
Ross: Yeah, what's going on?
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
Rachel: Well, get 'em out of here! What's wrong with you?
Ross: (entering, with the rest of the gang) What's going on?
Monica: Hey, what's up?
Monica: Wow, what's the bad news!
Joey: (sees Monica) Fire trucks! (Chandlers eyes double in size and he turns to Monica who doesn't understand what's happening. Then he turns back to Joey, who says "you're welcome" without a sound)
Danny: Hey! What's going on?
Joey: What's the matter?!
MR. GREENE: I'll never remember all of that. So uh, what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff, is that it?
Rachel: What's up?!
Monica: Okay, what's going on with you?
Chandler: What's going on?
Monica: What's wrong with PBS?
Phoebe: Really?! What's your name?
Doug: The joke Bing. What's the matter with you?
Monica: What's with him?
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Ross: Hey! What's up?
Rachel: What's up Joe?
Ross: What's up?
Rachel: (noticing him) What's up Joey?
Monica: Well, what's the job?
Rachel: What's going on?
Monica: What's goin' on?
Joey: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an optionwhat's a urethra? (Monica whispers what it is in his ear.) Are you crazy?!
Joey: Yeah, what's that like?
Chandler: (stopping him) Hey, whoa-whoa! What's she like?
Ross: Wow! You look nice. What's the occasion?
Chandler: Hey man, what's up?
Ross: What's going on?
Phoebe: Oh hey Joey! What's up?
Frank: (To Phoebe) What's with him?
Joey: Hey man, what's up?
Phoebe: What's in the bag?
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
Danny: Yeah, what's the gala for?
Phoebe: Oh. What's a lurker?
ROSS: What's going on, is... uh, Bobby drinking again?
Phoebe: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?
Chandler: What's up with the simian?
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Chandler: Ah sure. What's in 'em?
Mike: Well... hey, the key works...! (he looks as if he doesn't want to believe what's happening)
Chandler: Sure. What's up?
EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?
Chandler: What's an identical hand twin?
Rachel: (sitting down) So umm, what's this book about?
Ross: What's going on?
Phoebe: (to Rachel) What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?
PHOE: [comes back to couch, with cake] Sooo, what's goin' on, huh?
Phoebe: Ugh, what's right with them?
Joey: (dragged in by Monica, he has just gotten out of the shower) What's going on?
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Phoebe: Joey? What's going on?
A Female Student: Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica?
MONICA: Then what's the problem?
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on?
Janine: What's wrong?
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Rachel: Hey, you.... So, what's up?
Chandler: Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.)
Woman No. 1: (looks into the box) Oh my God! What's wrong with your baby?!
PHOEBE: Hey Ryan, what's up?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
ROSS: What's she look like?
Ross: What's that supposed to mean?
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Chandler: What's going on?
Rachel: Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!
Joey: You know what's crazy? These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?
JOEY: Then I don't know what it is. What's the problem?
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Joey: Fine! Take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
Ross: Hey! What's she doing back here?
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Monica: What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls.