words in movies
Phoebe: I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and never been in a long-term relationship oh my god (starts crying) what's wrong with me.
Mike: Phoebe (comes in smiling then sees Phoebe crying) what's wrong?
(Hayley laughs and goes into the kitchen thinking it's a joke, Joey doesn't see what's so funny about it)
Mike: what's up is Phoebe ok?
Monica:: what's the big deal, you forgot, she forgot, maybe you were having an off night
Mike: what's wrong?
Chandler: What's going on?
Joey: I can do that! (in a deeper voice) "Hello, I'm your professor. When I'm not busy thinking of important things or... professing. I like to use..." Oh, what's the product?
Roger: Aaaah, what's wrong, c'mon. (Pats his leg. She lies down and rests her head in his lap)
Ross: Weird? What? What's weird? The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food, because I'm making fajitas!! (Storms off.)
MR. GELLER: Ahh, what's a little mid-life crisis between friends?
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Phoebe: What's the matter with me? How do I keep ruining this? I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Ross: What's with her?
(Joey leaves. Rachel gulps down what's left of her drink and grimaces.)
Monica: What's the matter, officer? Has someone been bad? (looks over to Phoebe and she opens the door, and to their dismay, the stripper is an old, short, fat guy who looks exhausted)
RACH: Ok, he's goin' to get my coat. He's goin' to get my coat. Oh my god, you guys. I can't believe this. This is unbelievable. [notices Chandler's computer screen] What's that?
PHOEBE: What, what's about to happen? [starts watching] I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no, he he's your buddy, he's your Yeller, no, no no, the end, THE END. [hear the gunshot from the TV] [Scene:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard is on the balcony smoking and Monica is on the phone.]
Mrs. Geller: Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. (Tastes a snack) Mmm! What's that curry taste?
Phoebe: Then what's wrong with them? Would they not go with your tiny portions of pretentious food?
Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh...
Joey: Yeah, what's up with that Serpico?
Joey: Oo...what's in the bag?
Rachel: What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
Sandy/Grumpus: And what's the one kind of boat that can never, ever sink?
JOEY: Right, they uh, they choppered me in. What's up?
Ross: What's going on?! (throws the love bug at him) That's what's going on!!
Ross: ...a what? A what? What's the end of that sentence?
Joey: Yeeeeaaaahhh! What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You've just got to go up to her and say, 'Rachel, I think that...' (Rachel comes into the room behind them)
Joey: You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at??
Ross: (answering the phone.) Hello. (Listens) Hi sweetie. (Listens.) Good. Look umm, yes I've been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, I can do it. (Rachel gives him a thumbs up.) So will you come to New York? (Rachel wants to know what she said, and he gives her a thumbs up and she goes over and hugs him. All the time not knowing what's going on.)
Frank Jr.: What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog! (Laughs.) Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
Rachel: OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...
Joey: I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's just weird what's happening with her and Ross. You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody.
Roy: What's the matter? You never saw a 50 year old stripper cry before?
Joey: (in baby-like voice) How come you don't live with Mommy? (pause; shows Ross less than amused) How come Mommy lives with that other lady? (pause; Ross still looks less than amused; Joey smiling) What's a lesbian? (playfully hits Ross)
Rachel: Well, okay, look. I don't know, listen, I don't know what's going on here but let's
Ross: (shocked and confused by the question) What? I... I... (Benjamin looks at him as if to say "What's wrong? Answer the question")
Chandler: So I laugh at my boss's jokes, what's the big deal?
Phoebe: Wait a minute. What's his name?
Rachel: Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)
(There's a lot of yelling and screaming coming from the hallway, and they get up to look at what's the noise all about. In the hallway, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe are having another wind-up animal race, yelling and screaming fanatically.)
ROSS: Tell me about it. So what, what's your magic number?
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Ross: There's my boy! Here's my boy! And here's his Barbi (Ben is holding a Barbi doll) What's ah, what's my boy doing with a Barbi?
Phoebe: Oh whoa-whoa-whoa! Wait a minute, open up your hand; let me take a look. (The lady opens up her hand.) Quarter. Dime. Lint? Not interested in that. (She throws the lint away.) What's this? A Canadian coin? Get outta here! (The lady walks away.)
Joey: But, hey, look, you know the good thing is, is that we spent the whole day together and I survived, and what's even more amazing, so did she. It was bat day at Shea Stadium.
PHOEBE: Aren't you gonna answer her, that's like the tenth bing-bong message she sent. She wants to know what's wrong?
RACHEL: What's the matter?
JOEY: You know it's funny you should mention that 'cause I was thinkin'... what's with the boxes?
Joey: What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!
Monica: Come on Chandler, come on, I can handle Ross. (They go to the door. Ross is trying to stick his hand through and undo the chain; Monica pushes his hand back.) (To Ross) Hold on! (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?
Joey: All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only yourself to blame... (Chandler turns his back to the TV. Joey puts the tape in the VCR, switches it on and watches what's on the tape... It's clearly a american football match, with the referee's whistle blowing, the crowds cheering...)
Monica: What's that supposed to mean?
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Joey: No. no... eh... she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?
Rachel: Then what's with all the bananas?
Gavin: What's Ross doing to you on that picture?
Rachel: (picking up the tissues) Why, why, what's wrong with these guys?
Phoebe: Mike? Okay! What's his last name?
Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... (He tries to get something from his pocket, but it's not that easy... Phoebe looks in a "what's happening" face to him. He finally has found something) No, not... that's gum. (He digs in a little more.) Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...
ROSS: OK, what's the longest you've been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?
Rachel: I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.
ROSS: [enters] Oh my God, what's goin' on?
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Y'know what's weird?
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Rachel: (entering, interrupting them) Hey guys! What's... (sees what they're doing and stops, the guys are stunned)
Chandler: (Tries to hug Joey but J. moves away) What's the matter Joe?
Chandler: Look, don't you see what's happening here. Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidant. Now he's gonna be the guy she goes too to complain about you.
Precious: I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on here. I mean, are you guys getting back together or something?
BIG BULLY: What's with this guy?
Rachel: What's that?
Rachel: No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what's going on here. Your Danny's wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros!
Phoebe: So... What's the deal with umm, you and Joey?
Monica: What's going on with you?
Joey: What's the thing you know?
JOEY: [pulls out a VCR tape] Hey Monica, what's on this video tape?
(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
Chandler: Uh, no Pheebs. What's it look like?
Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What's this?
Man: Alright, I gotta report you. What's your medallion number?
Rachel: What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?
Joey: What's wrong with the twentieth?
Monica: Well, what's the part?
Rachel: Ross, what's the matter?
Monica: (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?
Monica: Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh? Do you have a dressing room? Do you have a chair with your name on it?
Rachel: What's that?
Ross: So, what's going on now?
Mrs. Geller: What's different?
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
Phoebe: Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. (to Monica) What's my number?
Joey: What's up man?
Mr. Geller: What's the score?
Ross: What's going on?
CHANDLER: What's this in my pocket? Why it's Joey's porno movie.
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Ross: What's goin' on?
Phoebe: Hey, Joey. What's going on?
Chandler: I know. You're right. What's it gonna take for you to forgive me?
Joey: What's wrong?
Monica: What's the matter?
Roger: What's wrong, sweetie?
Joey: (Runs out in a towel) What's the matter with you?!
Rachel: What's up?
Ross: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs, what's going on?