words in movies
JOEY: Hey, hey, check it out, guess what I got.
ROSS: Oh my God, what happened?
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
PHOEBE: No, uh-uh, I'm just, I'm nervous. So, you know what, maybe if I just, if I picture them all in their underwear.
PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?
JOEY: Yeah it is. . . what?
JOEY: But that's what...
ERICA: Hey what?
ROB: Because that would be fantastic. What? You wanna kiss me?
JANITOR: So, what is this information worth to you, my friend?
CHANDLER: That's what I did when I lost my Clydesdales.
RACHEL: No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens.
JOEY: It's not what you think, that was...
PHOEBE: No. What do you, what do you want me to be, like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?
CHANDLER: What, you never look down in the shower? Oh please. I'm not allowed to make one joke in the monkey-is-penis genre?
RACHEL: What what what what?
RACHEL: What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
RACHEL: I, I don't know, um, do you think you're cute? OK, we're kinda gettin' off the track here. Um, I was supposed to come here and tell you my friend thinks you're cute. So what should I tell her?
CHANDLER: OK that's not what he was doing. Alright, he was looking for his bus money.
RACHEL: Agh, what a jerk. I kept talking about you and he kept asking me out. I mean, naturally, you know, I said no.
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.
PHOEBE: Stick a fork what?
MONICA: What did you say?
CHANDLER: Ahh, I believe my exact words were, 'Flaign,en - sten'. I mean I didn't know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?
CHANDLER: Oh no no no no, no no no no no no, you see, what I had planned shouldn't take more that 2, 3 minutes tops.
CHANDLER: Well, if I was wearing your underwear then, uh, what would you be wearing?. . . You're swell.
RACHEL: Oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?
RACHEL: You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?
RACHEL: Oh that's what you want.
PHOEBE: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
SUSIE: Ooh. Ooh. But ya know what would be even sexier?
CHANDLER: What?
SUSIE: Whaddo I mean. Whaddya mean, whaddo I mean? I mean underpants, mister, that's what I mean.
CHANDLER: What, what's what you mean?
MONICA: Well, what made you make the exception for me?
[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]
ROSS: What? Let me see. [climbs up in the other adjoining stall]
ROSS: What happened?
ROSS: What?
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Joey: What do you mean? Rach, don't I seem like a professor you'd buy some kind of e-crap from?
Ross: What?
Ross: What are you talking about?
Ross: Well let therewhat if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, "You ride this bike or Ill sh Ill shoot you."
Monica: You're gonna what?
Rachel: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Chandler: I can't believe they are not here! I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined cranberry day!
Chandler: God!! (Sits down in disgust.) What am I gonna do?!
Rachel: You know what, Ross? I think we're gonna take off too.
Rachel: Uh, I will see you... and I'll raise you. (throws chips in pot) What do you say... want to waste another buck?
Monica: What?
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
The Casting Director: Y'know what? We need to move on.
CHANDLER: What am I gonna do, huh? [Joey walks in behind him]
Joey: What, what are you doing? What are you doing?
Ross: Thats what?!
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics.]
Monica: I don't know! Why don't you just explain? What do they want? Find out what they want!
Monica: Oops! (Covers its eyes.) Yknow, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?
Ross: What?! The guys against the girls? See, thats ridiculous Monica, because Im only down by three touchdowns.
Monica: (That annoying competitiveness thing kicks in again, what the heck is that with her and why must the writers show it every flippin' episode?!) Oh, we're not seeing a movie!
Joey: Would she? (He smells something and gasps as he realizes what it is.) You ate my candy bar!
Phoebe: What? You know about the plate thing?
Rachel: What? Oh, well then yknow what? I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.
Phoebe: Ooh, yknow what, I think its time for puppy to go out again. Come on, lets go to the balcony.
(Joey nods yes, but suddenly realizes what he did and runs out of the apartment and back to his place.)
Ross: (talking agitated and angry) Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things.
Rachel: Ugh! Look honey yknow what? I havent told him yet, so until I do I dont think I should tell anybody else.
Janice: What are you doing here?
Rachel: Okay, now what was that all about? Is it-does it not taste good? Let me try it.
Ross: Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?
Janice: What woman?!
Chandler: Yeah, I think I do! Y'know what? You move in with her! You move in with her right now! Maybe I should in with Monica!
Phoebe: What?
Ross: What?
Ross: What?
Ross: What are you talking about?
MRS BUFFAY: Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?
Chandler: Okay y'know what, because you said that, I'm not putting out tonight.
Ross: (sarcastic) Oh! Oh-oh, the bands ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band saysI dont care about the stupid band!!
Joey: Her what?
Rachel: Yeah, what the hell did I know!
The Casting Director: Sure. What?
Rachel: Yeah, he did! (smiling) Oh, see, this is what I'm talking about!
Monica: Why, whats wrong with my bathroom floor?
Frank: What?
Joey: And the best part is, we're filming in the desert outside Vegas! (To Chandler) And you know what that means buddy!
Rachel: Three of your five, what?
Rachel: What? They were like this!
Joey: What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
Frank: Hey, what kind of work do you do?
Rachel: How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?
Chandler: What are you, stop naming dwarves! (on phone) Hello, Janice. Hi, I'm so glad that you called, I know I've been acting a really weird lately. And, it's just because I'm crazy about you, and I just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. I'm sorry. (listens) Really?! (listens) Really?!
Barry: We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.
CHANDLER: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. What is this for?
Phoebe: What about, what about when I said yknow about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?
Ross: What?
Joey: Y'know what?
Monica: (on phone) Whats up?
Monica and Rachel: What?!!
Ross: What?
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey. So what happened? A forest tick you off?
Monica: What?
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What about you, having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish!
Gary: Hey Chandler, what are you doing here?
Chandler: What gay thing?
Chandler: What are you, what are you gonna show me my clothes?
Friend No. 1: What?
Ross: (he picks up the ball) What do you think you learnt how to do in the last two minutes?? (he enters another room)
Monica: You dont want to know what tonight was.
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Monica: Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!!
Monica: What?
Frank: Well, okay, so whats nowgo get, go get the eggs, put em in there.
Monica: What?!?!
Chandler: Whats it about?
The Cooking Teacher: Were all beginners here. Nobody knows what theyre doing.
Phoebe: What? Oh, are you pregnant too?!
Phoebe: What?
Phoebe: What?
Phoebe: What?
Rachel: (To Joey) I cant believe that you yelled at my boss! Im-Im gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!
Mrs. Geller: Yes, yes Monica is thin. It's wonderful. But what we really want to hear about is Ross's new girlfriend.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?
Chandler: Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what Im saying?
Rachel: You know what honey, you go ahead, well call her an alternate.
Joey: Guess what?
Ross: What?
Phoebe: What surprise party?
GIRL 2 ON BUS: So what are you guys out doing today?
Joey: (noticing Chandler) What are you doing? (he pushes Chandler back to his side of the couch) Get back over on your side of the... (sees Robert in all his glory) Hello!! (to Robert) Hi, Im Joey, we havent met.
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!
Monica: What are you smiling at?
Chandler: Oh wow, I hope you dont take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, Im just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what are you doing?
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
Chandler: (slides the juice across the counter which Joey catches) What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.