words in movies
CHANDLER: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. What is this for?
CHANDLER: Wow, I don't know what to say. [opens the box and pulls out an incredibly gaudy gold bracelet] Wow, I, I don't know what to say.
JOEY: Heh, what d'ya say?
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
INTERVIEWER: Now, I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it.
INTERVIEWER: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
ROSS: Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her?
ROSS: [puts the message in the cupboard] I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close. Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies? I mean this, this Casey should be takin' down my messages, ya know, or, or, Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get some kind of me, message service.
PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like. . .
PHOEBE: What is that sparkly thing?
RACHEL: What, what incident?
CHANDLER: [walks over to the woman] I know what you're thinking, Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.
CHANDLER: What? [realizes it was the bracelet] Oh this is excellent. You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller, the eyesore from the Liberace house of crap.
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: What are you, what are you doin'?
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?
ROSS: Rach. OK, forget, forget the lobsters OK. We're, let's talk, what about us?
ROSS: E-except, except that what?
JOEY: Well, what about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me?
JOEY: You know what the. . . [sees Chandler on his knees, holding the couch cushions]
MR. GELLER: There you go. So she dips into her savings, that's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine, and if you need a little extra, you know where to find it. [pulls a quarter from behind her ear]
RACHEL: [comes up from behind the bar and startles Chandler] Hey. I've got something that's gonna make you happy. Guess what Gunther found? [holds up Chandler's bracelet]
CHANDLER: What am I gonna do, huh? [Joey walks in behind him]
CHANDLER: That's what they'll call us.
PHOEBE: [Standing in living room with Chandler and Joey. She pulls a huge bathing suit out of a box] Hey, Mon, what is this?
CHANDLER: Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained.
JOEY: What is with your nose?
CHANDLER: OK, I was wrong, that's what they used to cover Connecticut.
MONICA: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
ROSS: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: Oh, thanks. So, uh, what are you gonna do this summer?
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
Monica: What?
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
Phoebe: Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats. (Ross hands her one) Thank you! So what, youre just never going to tell her?
Ross: (Entering) What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place.
Janice: (notices Monicas engagement ring) Ohh! What is that on your finger?! Im blind!
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Ross: (even more shocked) What?!!!
Monica: Whew. Although yknow, this is part of a salt and pepper set. I mean I guess yknow it may just count as a half a present. What do you think?
Monica: Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, whats the harm in that?
Joey: Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.
Tag: Why? What youd do?
Chandler: All right ladies, heres what were gonna do. (Points to a stripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two, go get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, "Chandlers the king! Chandlers the king!"
Phoebe: Yeah. What?!
Chandler: Well, I think it's very brave what you said.
Kim: Hey Rachel, what are you doing out here?
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?
Phoebe: Hey, whats going on?
Monica: No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!
RACHEL: Well then uh, we better make this night count. [He starts to carry her out.] Oh wait, I forgot to turn off the cappucino machine. [He carries her over to turn it off.] Anchors away. Oh no no, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my pu rse. [He carries her to the counter to pick up her purse.] Oh, you know what. I forgot to turn off the bathroom light.
Monica: What happened to your teeth.
Lizzie: What? (She opens the envelope Phoebe has given her.) Oh my God, there's really money in here.
Ross: Wait a minute, one box! Come on, Im trying to send a little girl to Spacecamp, Im putting you down for five boxes. Chandler, what about you?
Rachel: Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously.) What? (They all yell again.) You dont want to see this do you?
Janice: Oh well thats what I thought about my first husband, now Im lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Ms. New Boobs.
Ross: What? You forgot fourteen states?
Joey: Like what?
Joey: Nooooo!!! Y'know what? Now that I think about it, I constantly find myself without twenties and you always have lots!
Chandler: What?
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Tag: Whats up?
Rachel: What? Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, (spelling it out in the air for her slow friend) cute doctors, doctors who are cute!
Ross: Yes lets. Yknow what? Uh, its-its not important. What is important is that, is that were having a baby. And its notDoesnt matter who came on to who.
Ross: No thats not what I want. Uh, Im glad you guys were bonding but I
Rachel: So now what have we agreed?
Chandler: (closing the box) Yknow what? Forget it! We are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.
Chandler: Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets up and starts for the door.)
Joey: Say what?
Amy: Well, I don't need you to help me, because I already know what I'm going to do with my life.
Rachel: Oh yeah, nothing! These are happy tears! This is just what I wanted.
Chandler: Did I? Let's refresh. I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.
Monica: What is that?
Monica: What?
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
Phoebe: Okay, what about you? (Points to Karin) Wouldnt you want a date?
Mrs. Geller: What is going on?!
Rachel: Whoa! Wait! Hello! What about me?
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Ross: What?!
Rachel: What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice! Look, y'know what, either it does or it doesnt, and if you have to even think about it...
Joey: Eh, what are you gonna do?
Joey: Like-like what?
Chandler: So, what do you say? Can you get out of work?
Ross: Hey, you know what I just realized? If you guys ever have kids
Cecilia: What?
Amy: You know what? Ever since I got here, you have been nothing but negative.
Ross: Whats the matter?
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Rachel: Im fine, but thats not important. Whats important is how was she?
Joey: Come on! What are you doing?! Im in character! Would you talk to her! (Storms out.)
Ross: What? (Glances over and sees the faces of the rest of the group, then goes and sits down.)
Phoebe: What is it?
Phoebe: Say what?
Ross: What? What? What?! You guys knew? (Joey and Rachel backup against the door.) You all knew and you didn't tell me?!!
Monica: All right? Whats going on?
Melissa: Aww, look whos being suddenly shy. You cant tell me you dont feel what I feel. Nobody can kiss that good and not mean it. (Goes in again.)
Charlie: (to Rachel) So, you know what, I really like those jackets with the shoulder pads on them. Where do you think those would be?
Joey: What about Game 1 of the Series?
Morse: Whatd I get?
Chandler: I'm telling ya! It's gonna happen. Next year it's gonna be you, me and the little Hemingway Bing. (pause) What, he's my favourite author!
Ross: Maybe. But it wouldnt hurt to have a backup, you know? Uh, Rach-Rach, what were you thinking? (Gives her a look)
Phoebe: Oh? And how will you know what time to come over?
Phoebe: (sees the table) Ooh, what a great table! Where-where did you get it?
Ross: Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or somethingor should I call it (In an English accent) football?
Phoebe: (after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.
PHOEBE: What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No, what's that all about? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.
Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)
Phoebe: Ugh, what a kiss ass.
Chandler: Oh, whats the matter?
Ross: What?
Kristen: Hi! What are you doing here?
Chandler: (looking at them) They look great! Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what?
Chandler: What?
Morse: What?! Why?
Phoebe: What are you doing?
Monica: What was it for?
Mike: So...? What do you think? (looks at his parents, which look in disgust)
Monica: Uh I really dont know what to tell you Rach, I really dont. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.
Phoebe: Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachels dessert is...[about to say bad] so good that I eat all of it. Theres none left for anybody else!
Phoebe: Whats the matter?
Phoebe: What?!
Phoebe: Uh, here. What time?
Rachel: (pause) What?
Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?
Chandler: I cant believe you dont know what I do for a living!
Ross: Whatwhy?
BEST MAN: What, (to Barry) you hired the same band I can't use the same speech. (gets a 'da-doom-chesh' from the drummer) Thank you, thank you very much. Anyway, I wish you both a wonderful life together. And Rachel...
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
Phoebe: Really? Theres nothing sexual about this? (Sexily) Oooh. Oo God! Ohh. Ohhhh. Ohh. (Some cute guy is watching closely.) (To him) What are you looking at?! (Pause) I mean hi.
Ross: What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin' van!