words in movies
Monica: (opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey, whats up?
Monica: What?!
Chandler: Hey Pheebs, whats up?
Chandler: Well, Phoebe I thought Id(Off Phoebes look)Yeah, what the hell. (Exits with Phoebe.)
Joey: What? Whats going on?
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Maybe uh, you you should come to me. Im a not, Im not wearing any bottoms.
Chandler: Oh yknow, Ive been living here a while and Ive never seen whats inside that closet. What is, what is in there?
Ross: What?! It is?! (He tries to quickly remove his gloves, but runs into trouble and finally throws them off of his hands like a hockey player in a fight and grabs Rachels belly.)
Ross: Hey, when-when was it kicking? What happened?
Joey: Whoa, Monica runs a pretty tight ship over here. What are you doing?
Chandler: Monica has a secret closet and she wont let me see whats in it.
Chandler: I dont know! What could she possibly be hiding in here that I cant see?!
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Dr. Long: No-no. Contractions can be unnerving if you dont know what they are, but shes fine.
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Rachel: Yes! Yes! I got half a mind to contract that doctors uterus though. Mild discomfort, whats he talking about?
Ross: Your page said come to the hospital, what? What was it? What happened?
Joey: Hey uh, whats with the candy?
Ross: What? Why? Whats wrong?
Ross: No really, you tell me whats up.
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Chandler: Well, its not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Yknow? Youre doing nothing wrong. (Pause) Except for harboring an all consuming love for the woman whose carrying his baby. (He loses his card behind the door.) Richard? If-if youre in there, could you pass me my credit card?
Monica: So umm, what do you say we make it a weekly appointment?
Monica: What?
Monica: Whats going on?
Monica: What? (Laughs.)
Monica: What?! Youre crazy! Theres nothing sexual about the noises I make!
Phoebe: Really? Theres nothing sexual about this? (Sexily) Oooh. Oo God! Ohh. Ohhhh. Ohh. (Some cute guy is watching closely.) (To him) What are you looking at?! (Pause) I mean hi.
Ross: What?! What?! Rach what?!
Joey: Whats going on?
Rachel: Whats up?
Ross: So? Sure! But it-it wouldnt be anything romantic. And Im-Im dating MonaDamnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!
Joey: All right now, so? What do you think?
Chandler: Not to shabby, I got this all off myself using my wifes tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see whats behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Phoebe: Yeah, say my name. Say it! (She stops when she realizes what shes doing.) And now Im going to cover you back up, and umm were never doing this again.
Chandler: Whatd you rent?
Phoebe: Oh! Well, if thats what you want
Ross: What happened?!!
Janice: So, do we have the best friends or what?
Chandler: Yeah. Good call, nice one. Hold it!! Hold it! What if me eyes are closed, and, and my hand is out there.... (holds his arm out and pretends to grab something with his hand.)
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Monica: What are you doing?
Joey: Hey! Whats going on?
Phoebe: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Ross: Sure, what do you got?
Rachel: What?!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: What?!
Rachel: What? Did her ass explode?!
Monica: God, look what I found in the drain.
Joey: What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!
Carol: What do you mean?
Rachel: Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!
Phoebe: (gasps) My God! What did you order?!
Joey: You know what's crazy? These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?
Chandler: Well, if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should water his plants. If y'know what I mean.
The Teacher: Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
Phoebe: No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?
Joey: Hey! Whats up?
Monica: Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you dont cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take him to college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing, it wont matter to me.
Joey: What?!!
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Carol: (on phone) Phoebe hang on a second Ross wants to say something. (listens) What? (listens) (to Ross) You slept with someone else?!
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
Rachel: What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.
Erin: Whats wrong?
RACHEL: What did, what did he say?
Phoebe: Oh, hey, hey Nick the boxer lets see what you got. All right ya, put em up. Come on. (they start shadow boxing)
Joey: (skeptical) What party?
Joey: Hey! Its my fashion girls! (They dont react.) Whats wrong?
Erin: What about shut up?
Ross: Yknow what? Shed-shed love this. (Picks up a model of the Saturn V rocket, thats the one that took man to the moon.) Uh, its an exact replica of Apollo 8. I made it in the sixth grade.
Monica: What are we gonna do?
Joey: Wow. Thanks. So, uh, what happened?
Ross: Hey-hey, what are those?
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
JOEY: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.
Phoebe: You guys, what was the Powerball number again?
Ross: (looking astonished) What? NO! I am not going to give them Ben!
Ross: Well sorry, thats what I do on dates.
Chandler: What?
Ross: Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? Whats going on?
Ross: What is Monicas biggest pet peeve?
Chandler: Okay. (Pause) You wont believe what Monicas older brother just said to me!
Rachel: What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on! What is this? I thought that 'once the cards were dealt, I'm not a nice guy.' I mean, what, were you just full of it?
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Chandler: What is it doing here?
Monica: Don't do what?
All: What?
Joey: All right, well I guess Ill just have to do what I do on dates.
[Scene: The Janitors Closet, Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now.]
Ross: Oh my God! What happened to the door?!
Rachel: Wow! What did he say?
Tag: What?
Rachel: What?
Ross: Yeah, but, but look what I'm...
Monica: I just thought that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
Monica: What? Why, why would...
Joey: Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, Im gonna do that.
PHOEBE: I think my boyfriend ever so dreamy, I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like.
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Ross: (shocked) What?!
Chandler: Hey! What are you guys doing?
Monica: Oh yeah, whats the plan?
Tag: My what?
Phoebe: What?!
Rachel: Ross, you know what? (looks over to the door and sees security staring at them) Okay, let's talk about it later, there comes security. (Takes her box and leaves. Ross follows her and then returns for the chair. He stands for a moment, then pushes it quickly in the general direction Rachel went into, and out of the camera's view, and then nonchalantly walks away)
Monica: Hi. Do you know what time it is?
Ross: Y'know what I didnt wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? Youre not my girlfriend anymore so...
Rachel: What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it, Ross is doing it, Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!
Tag: What did you say?!
Rachel: And I also wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today. (They all look at her expectantly) What? What? What?
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Elizabeth: Are you okay? Whats wrong?
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Chandler: What is the matter with you?
Chandler: Yknow what would work?
Chandler: What does it look like? I'm going home.
Phoebe: What kind of an emergency?
ROSS: No. So what. So what if we get beaten up, maybe that's just something every man has to go through once in his life. Ya know, like a, like a right of passage or somethin'.
Rachel: What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!
Monica: What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Phoebe: What?! Why?!
Rachel: What?
Tag: Yknow what?
Kathy: Cute assistant! Whats his story? Is he
Chandler: What are you doing?
Joey: Whats up buddy?
CHANDLER: You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.