words in movies
Monica: (opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey, whats up?
Monica: What?!
Chandler: Hey Pheebs, whats up?
Chandler: Well, Phoebe I thought Id(Off Phoebes look)Yeah, what the hell. (Exits with Phoebe.)
Joey: What? Whats going on?
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Maybe uh, you you should come to me. Im a not, Im not wearing any bottoms.
Chandler: Oh yknow, Ive been living here a while and Ive never seen whats inside that closet. What is, what is in there?
Ross: What?! It is?! (He tries to quickly remove his gloves, but runs into trouble and finally throws them off of his hands like a hockey player in a fight and grabs Rachels belly.)
Ross: Hey, when-when was it kicking? What happened?
Joey: Whoa, Monica runs a pretty tight ship over here. What are you doing?
Chandler: Monica has a secret closet and she wont let me see whats in it.
Chandler: I dont know! What could she possibly be hiding in here that I cant see?!
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Dr. Long: No-no. Contractions can be unnerving if you dont know what they are, but shes fine.
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Rachel: Yes! Yes! I got half a mind to contract that doctors uterus though. Mild discomfort, whats he talking about?
Ross: Your page said come to the hospital, what? What was it? What happened?
Joey: Hey uh, whats with the candy?
Ross: What? Why? Whats wrong?
Ross: No really, you tell me whats up.
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Chandler: Well, its not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Yknow? Youre doing nothing wrong. (Pause) Except for harboring an all consuming love for the woman whose carrying his baby. (He loses his card behind the door.) Richard? If-if youre in there, could you pass me my credit card?
Monica: So umm, what do you say we make it a weekly appointment?
Monica: What?
Monica: Whats going on?
Monica: What? (Laughs.)
Monica: What?! Youre crazy! Theres nothing sexual about the noises I make!
Phoebe: Really? Theres nothing sexual about this? (Sexily) Oooh. Oo God! Ohh. Ohhhh. Ohh. (Some cute guy is watching closely.) (To him) What are you looking at?! (Pause) I mean hi.
Ross: What?! What?! Rach what?!
Joey: Whats going on?
Rachel: Whats up?
Ross: So? Sure! But it-it wouldnt be anything romantic. And Im-Im dating MonaDamnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!
Joey: All right now, so? What do you think?
Chandler: Not to shabby, I got this all off myself using my wifes tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see whats behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Phoebe: Yeah, say my name. Say it! (She stops when she realizes what shes doing.) And now Im going to cover you back up, and umm were never doing this again.
Chandler: Then what?
Joey: What?
Rachel: Well... well, what did you do to make her laugh? (excited)
Monica: What?! You slept with Jason?
Ross: What should I wear, now Im all nervous.
Rachel: (grabbing the star) What the hell is that?
Chandler: I just want to watch a little television. What is the big deal? Geez, relax mom.
Monica: Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine.
Phoebe: Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you (Points to Chandler) about, cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me.
Phoebe: And! Yknow what Jake says? That womens underwear is actually more comfortable. And he loves the way the silk feels against his skin.
Monica: Okay. So you, me and London. Looking at people differently. Maybe he wants to do what you and I did in London with someone.
Ross: So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?
Joey: What?
Joey: What?
Joey: Y'know what, I dont think we should listen to this anymore. (Goes to open the door)
Rachel: You know that depends on what it is! I've done a lot of stuff.
Joey: Check this out? Huh? (Joey has this big tall hat with a British flag on the front of it.) Yeah. Thats the stuff. What do you think?
Joey: Which what?
Chandler: What?
Janice: What?
Rachel: What?
The Interviewer: Okay, how about when youre not working. What do you do in your spare time?
Ross: Hey... I made up that joke and told it to you! (He points at Chandler. Joey gestures to Ross "What are you doing?)
Monica: Yeah-yeah, yknow what? Yeah, thats it-thats it, everything will be mine! Nothing will be yours! Thats-thats what I said! Oh come on, Chandler! Im talking about the barca lounger! It just, it doesnt match! Where is it gonna go?!
Ross: What the hell was that?!
Monica: What?
Rachel: What uh-oh?
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! What happened?
Rachel: Yknow what? Lets, lets talk later.
Joey: What?
Monica: No, he’s picking up dinner, why, what’s up?
Ross: Phoebe, are you, are you mad at me, or something? 'Cause if are please, tell me what it is I did!
Monica: Hi. (On the phone) Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.
Ross: What a beautiful story. Hey, I'm fine by the way.
Ross: What?
Rachel: What is it?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe wont tell her.]
Monica: (laughs) Youre still so funny. Youre so funny. (To Phoebe) What do I do?
All: What?!
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Brenda: (noticing him) What are you doing?
Catherine: All the appliances are included. There is a lot of light, a new kitchen... I think you guys would be very happy here... (Joey and Chandler both realise what she's assuming and start laughing.)
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Rachel: Wow! This is so amazing! What else? What else?
Monica: For what?
Joey: I can't believe what I'm hearing here.
MONICA: What can we do for you?
Chandler: (entering, slowly) Yknow I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?
Chandler: What stupid thing did you do?
Rachel: Ah! You know what honey guys are just different, they like things that we can't understand, you know I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend he was an archeologist and I was a naughty cave woman that he unfroze from a block of ice.
Phoebe: What? Hes gonna be dressed as a baby! (Mrs. Green enters.) Oh hi Mrs. Green!
Ross: (startling him) What?! What?
Ross: No? What happened, big guy?
Monica: I... I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?
Rachel: Do you even understand what off the rack means?!
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, thats what your Grandmothers hands looked like when we found her.
Phoebe: (to Joey) What, what are they talking about?
PHOEBE: No, uh-uh, I'm just, I'm nervous. So, you know what, maybe if I just, if I picture them all in their underwear.
Monica: What?
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Ross: All right, yknow what? If you are not going to learn how to ride this bike then Im sorry, Im just gonna have to take it back.
Rachel: What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)
Monica: Oh, thank you! (The gang exhibits signs of quiet apprehension and wears knowing glances.) (Monica giggles.) Whats going on?
Phoebe: OK. (pause) Oh Monica! Guess what!
Ross: Pheebs, what about you?
Monica: About what?
Phoebe: About what?
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Monica: You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! Why?! WhatWhy wouldnt you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done?! (Frannies husband walks up.) Stuart!
Joey: Okay, what if the puppy said, "Help me Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."
Ross: Whats-whats the difference?
Joey: What is Rock 'n' Roll about that?
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? (listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)
Chandler: WHAT IS IT?!
Monica: What?
Mrs. Geller: What?
Rachel: What?
Monica: You what?
Shelley: What? He's cute!
Monica: Phoebe, what is it?
Joey: What?
Big Nosed Rachel: Guess what?! All that stuff about Nancy Branson being a slut was all a rumor so Chip dumped her and he wants to come over to my house tonight!
Ross: What, what is it?
Mrs. Geller: Tell her what?
Ross: Well uh, yknow what? Even if she doesnt know anything, I do! I have a son. And his mother and I didnt live together, and whenever he was with me I took care of him all the time, by myself.
Monica: Yeah, what, do you think were stupid?
Wendy: So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?
Lydia: Mom, we've been through this. No, I'm not calling him. I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. No, I'm not alone. Joey's here. (pause) What do you mean, Joey who? (covers the phone, to Joey) Joey who?
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
Monica: All right Rach, for what its worth, I think that youre doing great. I mean yknow lets face it, no one handles this well.
Chandler: Well, I suppose Id have to say you!! But, what if were watching a movie in here?
Joey: Oh. What?
Rachel: God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!
Phoebe: No thats what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.
Rachel: Saw what?
Rachel: Oh what, you-you want both of them?
Ross: Oh my God! I-I see what this is! You are in love with Rachel!
Monica: Okay, so it doesnt involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?