words in movies
Phoebe: What you got?
Joey: You know what's crazy? These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?
Phoebe: You know what? Maybe once they start dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realise how good they are for each other.
Phoebe: So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna go ahead and set them up with people?
Phoebe: Yeah. (BEAT) Oh, I know what we can do. We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates, so that they'll realise how good they are together.
Phoebe: Yeah, you know what the best part of it is? I get to do my "plan-laugh." (A maniacal laugh follows.)
Monica: Sure, we'll do that. What are you up to?
Rachel: What, slept together a year and a half ago? Yeah, I'm all set.
Phoebe: Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey, you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!
Joey: What? I'm not allowed to know smart women?
Phoebe: So now what do we do?
Phoebe: What if we don't find him somebody else? We'll just tell her the date's off, but we don't tell Ross, and he goes to the restaurant and gets stood up!
Monica: But what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?
Rachel: What?
Rachel (feeling awkward): So, what do think you wanna order? I'm really excited about that chicken.
Phoebe: By the time anyone's figured out what we've done, we'll be in sunny Mexico. (BEAT) Oh, wait, that's the end of a different plan.
Monica: What are you doing?
Waiter #2: What are you doing? Are you trying to get him to stay? Because you can't do that.
Ross: What? You - you're making money off my misery?
Rachel (to Steve): Look, you know what, I'm sorry, but did you really think that this was going well? (To Monica.) What's up?
Rachel: What? What do you mean, "there you are"? Where was she?
Monica: Unless what?
Chandler: What? Why?
Ross: Well, what happened?
Ross: Female body inspector? What size is that?
Ross: I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?
Waiter: What?
Chandler: Oh yknow, Ive been living here a while and Ive never seen whats inside that closet. What is, what is in there?
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
Chandler: So what do you think? I want that guys genes for my kid! Those eyes, those cheeckbones!
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
Chandler: Now Ive upset you? What did I say?
Richard: So when people complement me on my cooking should I, what do I say?
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Chandler: You kidding? Youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Ross: What? I don't get a goodbye?
Phoebe: What?! Thats the first time today!
Rachel: Well, yknow what? Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.
Ross: Oh, you know what? You're gonna get it. I-I-I-I can feel it.
RACH: Well, what's the other thing, what do I think?
Chandler: What do you mean, like, buy it together?
Ross: What do you mean, theyre not moving in? They-theyre still moving in right?
Monica: Well, what happened?
Fake Monica: Yes necessarily! I mean, I dunno what it is, maybe it's the Amish thing.
Chandler: So what are you gonna do?
Rachel: "Ooo," what?
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
Chandler: So, what do you think?
Ross: What, now?
WOMAN: You know, I uh, I couldn't help but overhear what you just said, and I think it's time for you to forget about Rose, move on with your life...how 'bout we go get you a drink?
Ross: What?
Rachel: What?
Joey: Oh-ooh-ooh! Yknow whats a good visual aide?
Rachel: What? What?!
Phoebe: Okay, this is what Im talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill.
Rachel: Chandler! Youre smoking? What are you doing?!
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.
Phoebe: So what?! That doesnt give you the right to ditch me!
Chandler: (Without looking up) What? (Looks up) What?
Chandler: Tell me what?
Monica: Oh my God, it was the best funeral ever! I mean, everyone loved the food, and guess what? I even got another funeral for tomorrowthe dead-guy-from-today's best friend. I mean, it is like I am the official caterer for that accident!
ROSS: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
Chandler: (Comes out of his room) What? What?
Chandler: That was an obvious joke, and I didnt think of it. Why didnt I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh dear God, what have I done!
Chandler: I know what she's talking about.
Roger: What?
Rachel: Yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second. (Gets up but stumbles a little bit.) Whup, okay. (She makes it to the phone and picks it up, without dialing.) Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and y'know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!
Rachel: What happened?
Chandler: Her ankle is what youre watching?
Rachel: Do what, do what?
Chandler: Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?
Phoebe: What?! Well he never said that to me!
Chandler: ...And what did you bring?
Monica: Ok, well, what kind of ritual?
Ross: Nonono, thatthat's not what I was saying...
Rachel: Tommyyyy! Say, whats your favourite thing about summer?
Phoebe: (waking and startling them) Oh! What what what! ...Hi.
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?
Joey: (in a really, really bad Italian accent) That's-ah what I suspected-ah.
Ross: Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what 'cha reading? (Phoebe ignores him) Pheebs? (Turns away) Hello? (He sits down next to her and she moves over a bit.) Phoebe? (He moves closer and she keeps moving away.) Phoe-Phoebe! (They end up hanging over the arm rest.) Come on! (He grabs the magazine away from her.)
Joey: Okay. (He grabs a jelly donut, takes a bite, and guess what he spills all over himself. He tries to clean it up and smears it all over the shirt.)
All: What is it?
Conan: Its a tradition here on Friends after every taping for me to hang out with you guys, (They all laugh) talk down the episode umm The point of this whole thing is what people see in America is: they see Friends, they love the show, it looks like a smooth running machine, but behind the scenes theres deceit, mistrust, and hate. And I thought, I thought wed actually take a look at uh, yknow some of these moments where you guys arethere are mistakes. You make mistakes.
Monica: W-wait. What is that?
Chandler: Hey, you guys all know what you want to do.
Mr. Geller: No! Thank you! (Hugs Chandler) Monica, and Ross! I dont know what Im gonna do about the two of you!
Phoebe: (to Leslie) Oh, I thought you werent coming. What? Where were you?
Chandler: We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this.
Ross: Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!
Celia: What?
Phoebe: What... I could, I could do it. What is it?
Joey: ....yeah... what else?
ROSS: But I don't know it. What I do know is that you owe $2300 at Isn't it Chromantic.
Ross: (loudly) Why?! Are there like bears or something?! (Looks around and then sees that Elizabeth is shaking her head no and realizes what Elizabeth meant.) Ohh. Oh, protection. Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot.
Rachel: But yknow what, if you think its gonna be okay well just work out a system. Yknow, itll be like college, Ill hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, "Come back later, Im gettin lucky." (Laughs.)
Joey: What youdont hold it like that! Youre lettin all the good stuff fall out.
Monica: What? (Monica sees the first couple and gasps.)
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, I see what he's doing! He's not asking me out, because he wants me to ask him out.
Rachel: What?
Monica: What are you doing here? You cant be here!
Monica: Three down knows Im married, whats three down doin?
Mike: Well... I'll... just show you what I'm gonna do about it... (he hits David's finger with his finger and they start to finger-fight using their fingers as swords saying all kinds of macho crap)
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
Joey: That sketch you mentioned? Might it have looked a little something like this? (He shows her what hes been drawing.)
Monica: What?
Steve: What?
Rachel: Oh, yeah! Real fun. (She makes a decision.) Yknow, this bra Really, bothers me. (She starts taking off her bra.) Yknow, this used to be my bedroom. Yeah. A lot of memories in here, a lot of memories. If these walls could talk, yknow what theyd say? Wanna hear some memories? (She is now violently pulling on her bra in order to remove it, but it isnt co-operating.)
Chandler: Yeah, I'm fine. (trying to cover up what he is saying) I'm trppd in an ATM vstbl wth Jll Gdcr.
Janice: Oh, what are you, stupid? Its been three hours.
Rachel: What, what, what, no, I don't wanna do that.
Rachel: No, no-no-no. Phoebe, this was my fault and besides yknow what? Im fine here.
Phoebe: Hi, so what happened?
Phoebe: (interrupting) Okay, I got a good one. Okay, umm, what is she? Like 12?
Ross: What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.
Ross: (entering) Look, I really need some help, okay? Why? Why did I have to speak in a British accent?! What do I do?
Rachel: What are you playing with?
Phoebe: Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year! (She crosses her fingers in hope.)
Rachel: Oh, you know what - my first impression of you was absolutely right. You are arrogant, you are pompous ... Morgan! Morgan! Tag's last name was Morgan! Huh!
[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel.]
Rachel: And with Chandler in the next room. What are you, what are you sick?
Joey: What, so I gotta shut it down now?
Ross and Susan: What? What? What?
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Rachel: Umm, our situation. Yknow umm, what we mean to each other. And I mean we-were having this baby together, and we live together. Isnt that, isnt that weird?