words in movies
Monica: (to Joey) Whats so funny?
Rachel: (to Ross) Whats your problem?
Chandler: Or what my Father called Thursday night.
Rachel: Oh, y'know what, I didnt want cinnamon on this.
Phoebe: What are you doing here?
Phoebe: What happened?
Phoebe: But, also, what happened between you and your Mom?
Phoebe: What, hes 18.
Chandler: If that doesnt keep kids in school, what will?
Alice: Oh no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Rachel: (laughs) Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that aint a pretty picture in the morning, yknow what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.
Ross: Pheebs, what, is it the age thing?
Phoebe: But, I mean, do you think hes gonna enjoy it when hes up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and it-its not fair to the babies, and y'know what, its not good home economics.
Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?
Chandler: Y'know what, pretty good.
Chandler: What check thing?
Chandler: (to the girls who are staring at him) What?
Frank: What, you dont think I know that?
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what Ive got with Alice.
Joey: Now, wh-what, what is that like?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Phoebe: Well then, (to Ross) what about you?! Huh?!
(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. Hes just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell hes doing.)
Phoebe: Y'know what, forget it. Its ruined.
Monica: What the hell is this? (holding up the check)
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Monica: Seriously, what is this supposed to mean?
Monica: Youre supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. I mean, whats-whats the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?
Monica: What?!
Pete: Look, forget the check, okay. (rips up the check) I like you. I think youre great. Come on, what do you say?
Phoebe: What umm, what happened?
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, no, I dont, I dont know. But, y'know what, maybe its just all for the best?
Phoebe: Uh, well I can tell you why. Its, its because of me. But, y'know what, I only did it because I love you. Okay?
Frank: What?
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Alice: Phoebes right Frank. I know its hard to hear, but it wouldve been wrong to go through with it. I-I-I was being selfish, even though we, we want the same things now, in the future we may not. (to Phoebe) Is that it, is that what it is?
Alice: None the less. Umm, youre too young to, to really know what you want. (They embrace in a passionate kiss.)
Phoebe: Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).
Monica: Listen Rachel, I feel really bad aboutWhat are you doing? (She sees that Rachel is unpacking.)
Phoebe: What?! You can't separate them! That's terrible. Which one?
Chandler: Have you figured out what started the fire Mr. Fireman?
Phoebe: Uh. It's not... quite what I'm saying.
Monica: (angry) Ow, what are the chances!
Joey: What are you doing?
Joey: (looking at the checkbook) Wow! Look at this! He wrote a check for 50,000 dollars to Hugo Ligrens Ring Design. (Monica is stunned) Oh, sorry, what do you think the good news is?
Mr. Geller: I understand completely, theres nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.
Monica: (enjoying what she's seeing) How's it going?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: What?
Ross: I didnt know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didnt finish the whole letter!
Ross: What? No, no! Hey, hey, hey look...
Joey: (after Ross is gone) What is he doing? What, Emily, thinks Ross's furniture has got Rachel coodies?
Monica: Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!
Monica: What is with you?
Girl: Whatd you think I was, a hooker?
Chandler: (looks surprised) What!? Of course I did!
Monica: It's some of Richard's hair! (holds it close to Ross) What do I do with this?
Rachel: What?
Monica: So what! As long as hes not wearing a white dress and a veil I dont care.
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Joey: I mean what kind of an actor, what kind of an actor cant even say, "Hmm, noodle soup?"
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Ross: You too! What are the odds?
Joey: (To Chandler) In what John Houston film would you hear this line, "Badges? We dont need no stinkin badges!"
Ross looks down: No, that that is not what we're saying.
Mr Campbell: What?
Rachel: What? I-I don't.
Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and nothin. You look at me, and its nothin. (He kisses her) Nothing.
Chandler: That's what we were gonna name the baby.
Doug: Hey Bing! (Slaps him on his ass.) (Sees Monica) Wo-ho-ho, who's the pretty lady and what the hell is she doing with you?
Chandler: What?
Monica: I understand, but you're wishing for what we think you're wishing for, aren't you?
Mackenzie: Like what?
Joey: Thats not what she said last night. (Ross glares at him.)
Mackenzie: What are you? Eight?
Ross: Uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?
Joey: (frightened) What?
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
Ross: Yknow what would cheer you up?
Ross: Yeah, yeah! (they hug) You sure this is what you want?
Monica: Yes... What is the end of that sentence?
PHOEBE: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, it's not your fault] OK, sorry. I'm just, I'm just not getting that everyone um, gets how smelly this cat acually is. I just think that maybe if we could talk about this, 'cause I need to feel that you really care about the cat.
Phoebe: Uh-uh. Ok. What time is that.
Monica:: I saw what you were doing in Tulsa. angry sharks turn you on!
Monica: (answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.
Ross: Wh… wh…what?
Lady: So? What do you think?
Chandler: Yknow what? I dont trust you with this cake anymore! And I got it first, and Im takin it back! (Grabs the cheesecake and heads for his apartment.)
Ross: What?
Phoebe: (Turning to Mike) What do you think?
Janice: Chandler, what are you talking about?
Ross: So, what are you gonna do?
Rachel: What?
Kathy: (entering) Hey! (sees whats on TV) Oh God, is that Baywatch?
Ross: It's what you want. You should go.
Phoebe: Oh this, well Im glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, dont you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what youre thinking
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna know what I do when I take resume shots?
Ross: What are you guys doing?
Joey: What did I just say?
Monica: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
Monica: What are you talking about? These aren't mine.
Monica: What?
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Mrs. Geller: Chandler! Youve been Rosss best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now youve taken on Monica as well. Well, I dont know what to say. Youre a wonderful human being.
Rachel: What?
Ross: And to love. Ah, love. L-O-V-E, love. L is for life. And what is life without love?
Rachel: Ewww, is that what that is?
Ross: Yeah, you too. Man, so-so what are you up to?
Chandler: What?
Ross: That's what it seemed like.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: WHAT?
Rachel: What?!
Monica: What?
Erica: What?
Ross: What?
Joey: Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever.
Phoebe: Guess what? You're almost an uncle!
Joey: What!? But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda!
Chandler: What do we do?
Monica: What do you mean "what do we do"?
Joey: Oh my God! What did you say?
Ross: What?
Ross: What? What?
Joey: Hey, you know what might help?
Ross: Oh oh, we think Emma is about to start talking so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.
Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are dont you?
Phoebe: Hey, what are you working on?
Phoebe: What?
Rachel: Oh! What a great way to earn some extra pocket money.
Monica: You heard him! "No bigger!" "You're perfect!" "Just don't get any bigger!" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.
Phoebe: Hey! What do you have there?
Rachel: What... What...
Monica: Yeah, y'know I-I made a commitment to you. Yknow what, itd be, itd be fun.
Joey: What?
Joey: You got to tell me exactly what to do there.
Ross: Ah, what good are you. (Walks back to his map dejectedly.)
Man: What?