words in movies
Monica: (to Joey) Whats so funny?
Rachel: (to Ross) Whats your problem?
Chandler: Or what my Father called Thursday night.
Rachel: Oh, y'know what, I didnt want cinnamon on this.
Phoebe: What are you doing here?
Phoebe: What happened?
Phoebe: But, also, what happened between you and your Mom?
Phoebe: What, hes 18.
Chandler: If that doesnt keep kids in school, what will?
Alice: Oh no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Rachel: (laughs) Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that aint a pretty picture in the morning, yknow what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.
Ross: Pheebs, what, is it the age thing?
Phoebe: But, I mean, do you think hes gonna enjoy it when hes up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and it-its not fair to the babies, and y'know what, its not good home economics.
Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?
Chandler: Y'know what, pretty good.
Chandler: What check thing?
Chandler: (to the girls who are staring at him) What?
Frank: What, you dont think I know that?
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what Ive got with Alice.
Joey: Now, wh-what, what is that like?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Phoebe: Well then, (to Ross) what about you?! Huh?!
(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. Hes just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell hes doing.)
Phoebe: Y'know what, forget it. Its ruined.
Monica: What the hell is this? (holding up the check)
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Monica: Seriously, what is this supposed to mean?
Monica: Youre supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. I mean, whats-whats the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?
Monica: What?!
Pete: Look, forget the check, okay. (rips up the check) I like you. I think youre great. Come on, what do you say?
Phoebe: What umm, what happened?
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, no, I dont, I dont know. But, y'know what, maybe its just all for the best?
Phoebe: Uh, well I can tell you why. Its, its because of me. But, y'know what, I only did it because I love you. Okay?
Frank: What?
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Alice: Phoebes right Frank. I know its hard to hear, but it wouldve been wrong to go through with it. I-I-I was being selfish, even though we, we want the same things now, in the future we may not. (to Phoebe) Is that it, is that what it is?
Alice: None the less. Umm, youre too young to, to really know what you want. (They embrace in a passionate kiss.)
Phoebe: Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).
Ross: No, I can't. I have back-to-back classes. Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting?
Ross: When I happened to look through the window and I see you kissing a guy you know, for what? A week?
Chandler: What problem did you tell him you had?
Phoebe: What?!
Phoebe: Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump changeooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!
Rachel: What?!
Chandler and Monica: What?!
Rachel: (worried) What?
Joey: What?! Why?!
Ross: What? Rach! Come on, thats terrible! Theyre uh theyre babies. Theyre-theyre all beautiful.
Monica: What?!
Phoebe: What?
Joshua: Then uh, whats-whats this? (Shows her the real anti-theft device.)
Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!
Rachel: Oh! I knew it! What happened?
Cop: (stopping her) Hey, wait a second! So wait, what precinct are you with?
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel: Chandler, what did she say?
Chandler: What are you doing?
Monica: What?!
Monica: Spoon? (Hands him one and he tastes it.) So, what do you think?
Ross: Yknow what?! It doesnt matter! It doesnt matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!
Ross and Rachel: What?!
Ross: WhaWhat?
Phoebe: Sure, what.. what was the work thing?
Joey: Uh.. <forgetting what the work thing was, rolls up his sleeve on his right arm and shows Phoebe, she looks>
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
Ross: What a great idea! That will get Rachel to forgive me!
Chandler: What are you doin?
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Phoebe: Whats that now?
Ross: What?! Chandler shes our cousin!
ROSS: Ok, ok, you know what? I think you're very funny. Kudos on that hat joke. But, come on guy just, just give him back the hat.
Rachel: well watching sharks? Are you sure that's what he was doing?
Phoebe: Yeah well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Years Eve 1997.
[Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is, Monicas apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire, brimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart. Needless to say, its messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away. Parents with small children know what Im talking about.]
RACHEL: Oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?
Paleontologist: (merrily) Ok Geller. Last day of the conference, you know what happens to the keynote speaker.
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Chandler: Whats wrong with you?
Rachel: What? What happened?
Rachel: Ross, hey you know what might make it less boring?
Joey: (panicked) Uhhh.. y'know what? Forget about me. Let's, uh... let's give you another turn.
Joey: I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Its probably just your burnin loins.
Joey: What?!?! Oh dear God!
Rachel: What?! My moms not gonna be here?!
Monica: Okay, yknow what? Dont worry, okay? Well take care of it. Well call her. Just go home and get ready.
Phoebe: I know. I know, whats her number?
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Ben: Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here?
Chandler: Higher or lower than what?
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
Rachel: What?
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Rachel: Wh-wh-what? What?
Ross: What?!
Monica: What?
Rachel: Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell.
Rachel: What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?
{Transcibers note: Ill finish that one for those of you who dont know what theyre talking about. Where the towels are Hers and Hers and His, Threes Company too! Yeah, thats the theme song for Threes Company.}
Ross: (angrily) I knew you were gonna throw that in my face!! That was three years ago! She apologized and she apologized! What more do you want?!!
Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that youre acting mad because you think that itll make it easier to leave. But deep down youre still really sad. Deep-deep down.
Monica: (Monica looks at Rachel in disbelief) She said WHAT?
Ross: Uh, what?
Joey: WhatWhy?!
Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!
Joey: (realizing) Oh, that's what she meant! (pause) You know, if they're gonna shorten it, they should call it the MUSE! You know, short for museum, and avoid all the confusion!
Monica: Yknow what? Youre-youre right.
Joey: All right well, yknow I guess we know what we have to do to get down.
Rachel: Oh, really, really good. But enough about me, come on! Where-where are you from? What do you do?
Ross: What are you doing up?
Chandler: Thats what I do now.
Joey: What is it?
Monica: Sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to Gavin, and you definitely should talk to Ross
Phoebe: What the smell from Joeys? No, I can hardly smell it over here.
Phoebe: What?!
Phoebe: Well, yeah! Fun is good, but y'know I also wanted to learn. Y'know, people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I never went to high school.
Chandler: What about it?
Chandler: What is it that I do?
Chandler: (shocked) What?!
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
Ross: I dont know what youre talking about.
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say that Ill stop seeing her?
Rachel: What?!
Ross: (laughs) Why? What, what are you jealous?
Ross: Okay, so whats the matter?
Joey: Well what am I supposed to do?
Joey: What the hell!
Rachel: But mom, I really know what Im doing. I can handle this.
Joey: Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?
Phoebe: What?! I think hes cute.
Chandler: What?
Chandler: What does a Wicked Wango card do?
Theodore: I can't imagine what he sees in her.
<Joey realizes what she's doing>
Ross: Monica, what is the matter with you?
Ross: What?!
Rachel: Ross, whats the big deal? So I kissed the guy!