words in movies
Monica: (to Joey) Whats so funny?
Rachel: (to Ross) Whats your problem?
Chandler: Or what my Father called Thursday night.
Rachel: Oh, y'know what, I didnt want cinnamon on this.
Phoebe: What are you doing here?
Phoebe: What happened?
Phoebe: But, also, what happened between you and your Mom?
Phoebe: What, hes 18.
Chandler: If that doesnt keep kids in school, what will?
Alice: Oh no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Rachel: (laughs) Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that aint a pretty picture in the morning, yknow what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.
Ross: Pheebs, what, is it the age thing?
Phoebe: But, I mean, do you think hes gonna enjoy it when hes up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and it-its not fair to the babies, and y'know what, its not good home economics.
Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?
Chandler: Y'know what, pretty good.
Chandler: What check thing?
Chandler: (to the girls who are staring at him) What?
Frank: What, you dont think I know that?
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what Ive got with Alice.
Joey: Now, wh-what, what is that like?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Phoebe: Well then, (to Ross) what about you?! Huh?!
(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. Hes just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell hes doing.)
Phoebe: Y'know what, forget it. Its ruined.
Monica: What the hell is this? (holding up the check)
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Monica: Seriously, what is this supposed to mean?
Monica: Youre supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. I mean, whats-whats the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?
Monica: What?!
Pete: Look, forget the check, okay. (rips up the check) I like you. I think youre great. Come on, what do you say?
Phoebe: What umm, what happened?
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, no, I dont, I dont know. But, y'know what, maybe its just all for the best?
Phoebe: Uh, well I can tell you why. Its, its because of me. But, y'know what, I only did it because I love you. Okay?
Frank: What?
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Alice: Phoebes right Frank. I know its hard to hear, but it wouldve been wrong to go through with it. I-I-I was being selfish, even though we, we want the same things now, in the future we may not. (to Phoebe) Is that it, is that what it is?
Alice: None the less. Umm, youre too young to, to really know what you want. (They embrace in a passionate kiss.)
Phoebe: Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).
Mr. Posner: You have a very impressive resume, Ms. Green. I especially like what I see here about implementing a new filing system.
Monica: Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldnt eat meat until she has the babies!
Monica: Well, I did one time, and-and I want to start doing it more. See thats what this is about.
Joey: No-no-no! No-no wait Rach, you know what would even be more fun? Telling them.
Monica: Oh wait, you know what, I got it, I got it, pretend like you just woke up, okay, that will throw her off. Be sleepy.
Ross: Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think you�re right. I think � listen, listen!
Chandler: Yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt, (Pause) and I think my testacles may be in here too.
JOEY: What about Ross? I mean, are you still mad at him cause he made that list about you?
Chandler: What are you guys? Like a gang or something?!
Joey: Actually I rent the whole place and, I just got what you meant. Thank you.
Ross: Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, "I loved Dr. Gellers class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department!"
Joey: Hey, yknow what you guys? I think Im gonna go walk her home. (Gets up and runs out.)
Rachel: (entering from her room) Is this a little too... (sees Phoebe) Pheebs, what happened?
Rachel: You are never going to believe what happened to me today.
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
Monica: Hey, what did you guys do today?
Monica: What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!
Monica: Am I on fire today or what?! Those birds are browned, basted, and ready to be carved!
Ross: Listen, Joey, I know what he did was wrong but dont you think you could at least hear the guy out?
Monica: Okay if Mike were here what would the two of you be doing?
Amy: She was. Carbs found her... See, this is what I wanted. Two sisters, talking about real stuff.
MACHINE: Here comes the beep, you know what to do.
[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]
Rachel: Yeah! No that's what I was thinking.
Phoebe: Great, okay, what are you gonna change it to?
Ross: What a weird way to kick me when Im down.
Chandler: What�s the matter with me? Why I�m such a girl?
Monica: You know what would be real weird? Is if you werent there. Just say youll think about it, okay?
Chandler: See uh, thats-thats actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.
Joey: You know what I want? I want a lot of things! I want to be with the woman I love on Valentines Day! And I want her to love me back! And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that thats never going to happen!
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Rachel: man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, everybody does! Im a really cool person. And y'know you had 29 years to find that out, but you didnt even try! Y'know what, you walked out on me, and Im just, Im gonna do the same thing to you.
Monica: Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?
Joey: (confused) What you-you dont think Im gonna win?
RACHEL: God, Ross, look, what you and I have is special, all Paolo and I ever had was...
Joey: You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
Phoebe: Oh wow. What, do you think maybe hes gonna tell you that hes gay?
Rachel: What? Oh my God! I'm so sorry. Joey? Are you ok?
Ross: (entering) Hey! So ah, what did the insurance company say?
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
Phoebe: Oh yeah well, Im sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?
Ross: No Phoebe, dont look! You dont want to see whats under there!!
Joey: Huh. But still Ross, youre worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day! Yknow what I mean?
Rachel: What? Wait! Why why do you get the story?
Rachel: And yknow what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.
(Chandler turns to Mike and gives him a "See what I mean?" look)
Monica: Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? (Hands her the photo.)
Monica: (opening the door) Hi Pheebs, whats up? (She enters.)
Chandler: Yknow what? Its gonna be okay. Yknow what? Shes probably not gonna even want to come.
Cecilia: Oh youre right. Thank you! Whats your name again?
Phoebe: Okay. (They shake hands and she pulls away suddenly) Oh my God! What did I ever do to you?! (Rubbing her hand.)
Monica: Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie?
Joey: I don't know, but I don't like what I'm hearing!
RACHEL: Yeah well, you know what, so is uh, Sorentino's.
Phoebe: Yeah, I do. Whats the matter?
Ross: After what I did? Can you blame her?
Chandler: Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours? (throws his shoulder into the center to try and move it, but it doesnt move.)
Rachel: Hey! Whats up Mon?
Chandler: Hey, come on, you came through, you did what you had to do. That is very dad.
Ross: Oh, okay, yknow what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage...
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Monica: What are you doing here so early?
Joey: Come on, season tickets! Season tickets, do you know what that means?
Ross: Come on Rach, you dont have what, ten minutes?
Chandler: What?
Monica: I really like to say that Im-um (Pause) Yknow what Id really like to say? Im drunk!! (Mrs. Geller pulls the camera down.) Thats right mom and dad your little Harmonica is hammered!! (Ross grabs the camera out of his dads hands.) And guess what! Ive been drunk before! And Ive smoked a cigarette! And I got a box of Ding-Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer! Its all okay. Its okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up. (Falls over sideways with Ross filming the fall.)
Ross: What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's a stealer.
Joey: Hey, what if I said, I could even things out for ya, meatwise.
Phoebe: Anyway, you did what you had to do. I'm okay.
Monica: What does the red X next to Bob Greenmore's name mean?
Rachel: What, no, no, no, mine are deceptively small I mean, I-I-I actually sometimes, st-stuff my bra.
Phoebe: Oh, what beautiful lukewarm sentiment.
Rachel: I got to figure out what Im going to wear.
Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked.
Chandler: Oh God! What was it? The thing that we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?
Monica: What for?
Chandler: When youre marrying us; thats what you should say.
Rachel: Guess what?
Monica: All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.
Joey: Well. I guess you think youre pretty special huh? Sittin up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well yknow what? (Throws the script away) This is one star whos hoop This is a star that the hoopthis hoopI was Dr. Drake Remoray!
Charity guy: You know what? It's not your decision anymore.
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, Im in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachels all like, I love you and, and lets work on this. And all I can think about is, What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say? when I tell her what I did.
Joey: Nice. Oh hey, what about Ross?
Monica: What kind of changes?
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
Chandler: Okay so you mean no as in, "Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Lets discuss it before we reject it completely."
Ross: What? What?! You were begging me to kiss you! You-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!
Monica: What?
Rachel: My God! What happened to you?
(Chandler listens to what Nancy says)
RACHEL: Oh, you know what, we haven't even looked yet.
Monica: What did you do to his sweater vests?
Rachel: (standing up) Okay. Yknow what? Id have to say I really dont care for your tone. And this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem toWhoa! (She starts a contraction) Oh gosh! Whoa!
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you its not your birthday!
Girl: Really? You don't know what that means to me.
Mindy: Oh God! You see, that's what I was afraid of!
Rachel: Well yeah, sure, whats up?