words in movies
Chandler: Hey! Wow, it is true what they say, pregnant bellies look like a drum.
Phoebe: Listen. Listen. (She starts to play and sing.) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Phoebe: Hey! What are you doing here?
Ross: Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clocks a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes. Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes? Twice?
Chandler: Hey, yknow what, if youre gonna do that, if youre gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesnt think so.) Oh, come on! Chandlers funny, sophisticated, and hes very loveable, once you get to know him.
Joey: What do ya say? What do ya say?
Joey: I knew I shouldnt have mentioned it! Thats what I wanted to name my kid!
Monica: Yknow what? It really creeps me out choosing other peoples sex clothes.
Rachel: What am I making him by the way?
Ross: What a weird way to kick me when Im down.
Ross: Oh. Whats wrong with Ross?
Phoebe: Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if its like yknow, Chanoey?
Rachel: Okay. So, can I serve you a little ofWhat? What? What? (She sees that Joshua isnt relaxed.)
Joshua: Yeah-yeah, its this huge place, and-and its got this gorgeous view of the park, and very, very romantic. What do you say?
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
Carol: Whats too much fun?
Joshua: Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here?
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
Joey: Dude, I am sorry about what I said!
Phoebe: All right, so, what are we supposed to call you?
Chandler: Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?
Joey: Whats up with Gene?
Phoebe: Yeah, she turned you into this-this-this untrusting, crazy, jealous, sycophant. (They all look at her.) All right, so I dont know what sycophant means, but the rest is right.
Ross: Look, I dont know what youre talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.
Ross: What?
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
Joey: What?
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
Ross: Fine! Its your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just dont want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but thats what you want, theres nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DONT DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)
Rachel: What?!
Ross: What happened?
Monica: What?
Bonnie: Hey, what happened to you?
Joey: What?!
Rachel: (startled) Oh!! My God, what are you doing here?
Alice: None the less. Umm, youre too young to, to really know what you want. (They embrace in a passionate kiss.)
Monica: I-I-Im sorry, your-your mouth was full, I didnt hear what you said. Umm, hats off to who now?
Phoebe: You're-you're what?!
Ross: What?
Ross: What?!
Kate: Yeah, thats pretty much what I had in mind.
Phoebe Sr: What?!
Monica: Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someones eye out!
Rachel: Whoa! What?! Why?!
Monica: What are you talking about? We�re all together right now.
PHOEBE: Stick a fork what?
Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but its also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)
Rachel: I mean Im probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean whats 2%? Thats nothing.
Chandler: (looks at what she's holding and shies away) Oh dear God, they gave us glasses!
(Chandler smiles and nods then realizes what hes agreed to.)
Rachel: Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.
CHANDLER: Ahh, I believe my exact words were, 'Flaign,en - sten'. I mean I didn't know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?
Ross: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
Monica: What?!! Gross!!
Joey: (lying on a beach towel, recapping what happened in the last episode) Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I dont really know what happened with that.
Ross: (stops laughing) What am I doing?
Ross: What happened?
Chandler: (to the girls who are staring at him) What?
Phoebe: Yeah. (BEAT) Oh, I know what we can do. We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates, so that they'll realise how good they are together.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice.]
Ross: What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt me? Or something?
Ross: What happened? Joey?
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Rachel: Hey, honey! Whats the matter? (Monica shows her, her hat.) Fine, I was just trying to be nice! Whoa!
Monica: And what are you laughing at, Miss `My-keg-sucking-boyfriend-is-stealing-from-me!'
Rachel: What?!!
Rachel: What? Im not you. This may be the only wedding I ever have. I want it to be amazing.
Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes telling everyone what she found out at Ursulas while sitting in Central Perk.]
Chandler: Hey Joe whats up?
ROSS: Rach. OK, forget, forget the lobsters OK. We're, let's talk, what about us?
Ross: What the hell happened on that beach?!
Joey: Oh. What do you do?
Rachel: What?
Joey: What? Whats wrong?
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.
Ross: Thanks. (he takes the card) Hey, I know where this place is! It used to be an X-rated video... (pauses when he realizes what he is saying) florist. (he goes away)
RACHEL: Oh give me , , ,� (Phoebe gives Rachel the phone.)� Hi, Mike?� Hi.� Listen.� I know this is a lot to ask, but you know what?� If you do this I . . . Phoebe will . . . do anything you want.� Seriously, I'm talking dirty stuff.
PHOE: Well, I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.
Guy: What?!
Ross: What are you talking about? You get sixty responses just for coming out of the closet! I didn't get one response! And I'm dead!
Chip: The what?
Mrs. Tribbiani: Of course I knew! What did you think? Your father is no James Bond. You should've heard some of his cover stories. "I'm sleeping over at my accountant's," I mean, what is that? Please!
Rachel: What, slept together a year and a half ago? Yeah, I'm all set.
Ross: I dont know what to say.
Monica: No, you�re right. Mnya, we shouldn�t do it like this. Huch. For what it�s worth, I�m, I�m sorry. I shouldn�t have come down on you so hard about the smoking. So you had a few cigarettes, not the end of the world.
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
Phoebe: Whats block?
Rachel: You know what? Uhm, I have some goodbye stuff that I wanted to say to each of you and I was gonna save it until the end of the night, but come here (they go into the guest room).
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor.]
ROSS: E-except, except that what?
Monica: What?
Rachel: Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me. (Ross has a worried look on his face) What?
Chandler: What is it?
Phoebe: What? Oh my God!
Ross: That's so Janine, you-you-you know what, do you know we're doing right now? You and I, we're interfacing.
Chandler: What?!
Chandler: What check thing?
Chandler: About what?
Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?
Mark: What? Is it my breath?
Chandler: Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.
Monica: What?
Ross: Oh, well, er, I already ate, but sure...! (they all look at each other when Ross grabs a plate) Guess what happened at work today...
RACHEL: Daddy, daddy, you know what, I really wanna hear more about this, I really do, but I just have, I just have to do a, some stuff.
Monica: What are you talking about?
Monica: I cant live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Phoebe: Yeah, but at what cost? Six more months, three meals a day, Im gonna eat like, yknow millions of cows.
Rachel: What?!
Chandler: (To Gary) So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?
Rachel: What?
Chloe: Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do.]
Rachel: Oh, you’re not gonna believe what happened to me today! Ralph Lauren called, and gave me my job back!
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
Mr. Treeger:: What are you doing?
Phoebe: Okay thats even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, its just that now that theyre in me its like, its like I know them yknow, I mean-I mean, its just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.
Chandler: What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that.
Joey: I don't know. What are you wearing?
Phoebe: Yeah, 'cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Mr. Treeger:: What?
Joey: What, what is it?
Chandler: Okay, its just weird! Okay? I dont want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need I dont know what I need. I need a walk.
Monica: You have to help me! Im supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this! (Shows them what shes been working on.)