words in movies
CHANDLER: What just happened?
ROSS: Ok, ok, you know what? I think you're very funny. Kudos on that hat joke. But, come on guy just, just give him back the hat.
RACHEL: What?
MONICA: My stock, MEG, it went up 2 points. Hey guys, do you realize that if I had invested my $127 in myself yesterday that I'd like have...a lot more than that today. Ya know what, I'm gonna do it.
JOEY: Do what?
RACHEL: Monica, what are you talking about? You don't know the first thing about the stock market.
RACHEL: Ohh, what is in that?
RACHEL: Ok, here, I know what we can do. [grabs Joey's sadwich and throws it out the window]
RACHEL: Ok, doggie get the- aahhh. Ok go get the sandwich, get the sandwich doggie. [dog ignores the sandwich] Good doggie get the sandwich, get the...ok, Joey, the dog will lick himself but he will not touch your sandwich, what does that say?
ROSS: What?
CHANDLER: Alright, I'll tell you what, you call the couch and then, and then we'll call the couch, and we'll see who it comes to.
BIG BULLY: You know what I keep wondering? Why you two are still sitting here.
PHOEBE: I just think that this was a really bad sign, ya know. I mean, like the beast at the threshold, you know. It's just like, I have no family left, ya know. I mean except for my grandmother, you know, but let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever, despite what she says. And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we like shared a womb. I don't know, this is my real father and I just, I want things to be like just right.
PHOEBE: [innocently] What was that?
MONICA: Hey, I made $17 before breakfast, what have you done?
RACHEL: What happened to uh, MEG.?
PHOEBE: I, I don't wanna meet my father over the phone. What am I gonna say, like 'Hi, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned. Oh, by the way, I broke your dog.'
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
ROSS: No. So what. So what if we get beaten up, maybe that's just something every man has to go through once in his life. Ya know, like a, like a right of passage or somethin'.
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: For what?
MRS BUFFAY: Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?
MRS BUFFAY: What are these, stitches?
FRANK: Yeah. What? [a young guy comes around the corner]
PHOEBE: I don't know what to do with that.
LITTLE BULLY: Look, here's what we'll do. We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there. Alright. [they all put their keys and watches in the hat and put it on a mail box] Alright, c'mon man, let's do this.
LITTLE BULLY: Us, what about you guys? Man you really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. He was a big guy.
Rachel: So, uhm... what are you gonna do today?
RACHEL: What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
Monica: Really? What is it?
Chandler: What?
Laura: What was that?
Rachel: (entering) Ugh, you will not believe what that sleaze-ball from Ralph Lauren did too me!
Monica: (aloud) WHAT?
Rachel: Well, so then what are you doing to me? Okay? Just get out of here! All right? Move on!
Chandler: What the hell are you doing?
Monica: (To Chandler) What room should we see next?
Chandler: What?
Laura: What are you doing here?
EDDIE: That's very interesting, ya know, 'cause that's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.
RACHEL: Oh, thanks. So, uh, what are you gonna do this summer?
Mike: What?
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
All: What?
Monica: What? You are way off, lady!
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?
Ross: Hey! Hey, guess what Joey has!
Rachel: No, what?
Joey: (smile fades) What audition?
Ross: Oh! What a game, huh?
Rachel: What are you doing here!
Ross: Yeah. What are we gonna do?
Ross: What is that?
Rachel: Why? Honey, what is the big deal?
Rachel: A mistake?! What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?!
Chandler: That's what our friends call us.
Chandler: What are doing? You know I can only dish it out!
Phoebe: What?
Rachel: what?
Rachel: (To Ross) Great, shoot, what are we gonna do?
Joey: No, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail.
Ross: Look, if you don't know what the word "acrimonious" means, just don't use it!
Phoebe: What? They will be!
(Ross bangs his fists together to tell Chandler off, like what was learned last season. Read about it here.)
Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird turtle-man?
Ross: You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.
Ross: I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?
Phoebe: Okay, is this the day of good news or what? I got us a job! The wedding reception.
Joey: But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?
Sarah: What? what is the matter with you?
Erica: What?
Paul: (barely glancing at her) No. What ever happened to that little dude. (Pause) So full of dreams
Monica: (on phone, faking she's sick) I-I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today, I don't feel very good. (Joey makes a high throw and Monica has to catch it way over her head.) (Not sounding sick) Yes!! (Realizes what she just did.) (Sounding sick again) Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was really better, but I'm not. (Hangs up and keeps throwing the ball.)
Chandler: It's so good I don't know what I've done to deserve it!
Joey: Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.
Phoebe: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?
Phoebe: (glancing at her) What?
Chandler: I don’t know. What do you think?
Phoebe: TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!
Phoebe: What?
Monica: What?
Joey: Okay. Thats good. Okay, that give you a couple hours to prepare what youre gonna say. Good. Yeah. (Someone comes out of his apartment and it startles Joey again.) Dont you people ever knock?!
Kate: You know what I mean. I mean like the sweetest guy. Joey, youre just so, youre so, so (She passes out and slumps against his shoulder.)
Ross: What?
Ross: Maybe I should stand on your feet! (Gerts shocked and Ross realizes what he said and tries to brush it off.)
Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldnt, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.
MONICA: How do you know exactly what she's going through?
Joey: What the hell are you doin'?
RACHEL: Ya know, I mean this is supposed to be a joyous occasion. My sister's graduating from college, nobody thought she would. It's a true testament to what a girl from long island would do for a Celica.
Ross: Whats up? (He smiles. His teeth are freakishly white.)
Ross: What the hell are doing?!!
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Yknow what? Thats a lot to remember, cant I just tell her youre a pig?
Phoebe: What else?
Mr. Zelner: Y'know what? I may regret this but uh, I'm going to give you a shot.
Rachel: Listen, yknow what? I was really freaked out too when I found out
Monica: What?
Rachel: Shes steaming her dress, why? Whats up?
Joey: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, (Joey from TV) you know that's bad for the paper tray.
Monica: In one year?! My God what did she eat? Her-her family! Thats not the point.
Monica: What? You bet Id lose a nail?
Rachel: Ok, Ross, what�s going on here, are we just bringing strange women back to the apartment now?
Ross: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, I'll see you later. Ok, bye. What? (Sits down next to Rachel) Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (Doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didn't hang up either.
Phoebe: Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?
Rachel: What?
Joey: Okay, for next time, what do you say?
Rachel: All right, yknow what? If you dont want to believe me about this, why dont you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
Ross: What, I mean, a little, but no, what, go on.
Joey: All right! Westminster Abbey! Hands down, best Abbey Ive ever seen. Hey! (Pushes Chandler in front of the camera.) Okay. What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler?
Chandler: You're damn right I'm right. I say you show this guy what you're made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie.
Ross: I mean, theres no point in spending time with someone if-if its just fun. Its gotta be, its gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? (Pause) Ah! Thats-thats the real question. And-and the answer is is its going somewhere fun. Now I-I know what youre thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago yknow, but youre-youre not getting any younger. No I meanNo not you, not you, youyou are getting younger. I meanyou-you look like youre getting younger by the secondWhats your secret?
Joey: (sees Rachel) Oh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here to uh Oh wait, I dont have to lie to you, you dont live here anymore. Uh, Im eating their food. What are you doing?
Rachel: Y’know what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!
Ross: What happened to the Disgustingtons?
Joey: Oh wait, before you tell me what it is! (He plays a drum-roll) Okay, what is it?
Chandler: Ye.... (stops because he realises what Joey just said, and stares at him. At this moment Monica enters)
Roy: What?
Chandler: Oh yeah! Okay, lets play again. (He deals out two cards each again.) What do you got?
Joey: Oh, oh, oh... What a dog says.
Rachel: Yeah well what are you, his boyfriend?
Monica: What? When was this?
(She goes back and forth, not sure what to do first, put the bagel down or grab the key. She finally puts the bagel down and grabs the key and goes over to unlock Joanna.)
Chandler: What did I marry into?
Phoebe: So... what do you say?
Ross: Seriously you guys, what's going on? What are these for?
Ross: Yeah, well what about you? You weren't you know, so hot in college either. After everything he said, he'd go "ba dum bum chessh"