words in movies
Rachel: (standing up) Okay. Yknow what? Id have to say I really dont care for your tone. And this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem toWhoa! (She starts a contraction) Oh gosh! Whoa!
Ross: What?
Phoebe: Sure! What?
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!
Joey: (voice all high and weird) What?! Are you crazy?!
Ross: Okay, whats up?
Ross: Mom, yknow what? I-I cant deal with this right now. Im sorry
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother.]
Phoebe: But yknow what? It just seems that you two belong together.
Ross: What happened to the Disgustingtons?
Ross: What? What?
Monica: What is going on with you? Since when are you so crazy about babies?
Monica: What?
Chandler: What?! Its not right! Were not ready to have a kid now!!
Monica: What?!!
Phoebe: Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No!
Phoebe: Oh yay! Great! Okay, what room number is he in?
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Joey: And what is his name?
Phoebe: No not you, Dr. Drake Remoray. You can ask him questions and see whats he like. People tell doctors everything.
Rachel: Hey, yknow what? Im not waiting! Im gonna push this baby out! Im doing it! I mean its what? Three centimeters? Thats gotta be like this! (Holds her hands a couple inches apart.)
Sid: (To Janice) Whatd he say?
Janice: Oh yknow what? You have to speak very loudly when youre talking to Sid, because hes almost completely deaf.
Janice: What?!
Phoebe: What else? What else?
Chandler: What?!
Phoebe: Somebody went to college. Wow. (Cliff gets uncomfortable) What is it? Im sorry. (She moves her arm, which was resting on the same pillow his leg is.)
Ross: Yknow what I think it is? I think youve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesnt want to leave.
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Yknow what? This one is. (Eats another spoonful of pudding as Cliff sees something on TV.)
Ross: What? You do? You do? (Looks) Oh my God!
Rachel: Dont say, "Oh my God!" Oh my God what?
Ross: What is that?
Joey: (taking the baby) She looks so real! (The gang looks at him.) Yknow what I mean! Shes this whole tiny little person. She already has eyelashes and knees and uh-oh.
Rachel: What?
Monica: Whats the matter?
Joey: Whats the matter now?
Chandler: So, do you know what youre gonna call her yet?
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Ross: Wow! Umm, okay uh everyone this is Isabella. (Rachel starts crying.) What?
Joey: What was the other one Ross?
Rachel: Well what are we going to do?
Ross: Ugh, easy for you to say, you already know what your kids names are going to be.
Rachel: Well tell us! What are they?
Rachel: What?
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
Janice: Can I just say, I really admire what youre doing. Just raising her all alone.
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Janice: Oh well thats what I thought about my first husband, now Im lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Ms. New Boobs.
Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Rachel: Uh-huh. (Ross takes off his coat and sets in on a chair.) Yknow what I was, I was thinking about?
Ross: Oh what are you kidding? Shes gorgeous, its all Rachel.
Ross: Look, weve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. (Pause) Its just if-if we got together again and it didnt work out I could never do that to Emma. I mean she-she thinking everything(Starts to cry.) Oh thats now me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I were doing really, were doing really well right now.
Joey: Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here. (Notices shes wiping her eyes.) Whats the matter?
Joey: What is it? Hey!
Joey: Rach come on, what?
Joey: What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?
Rachel: Joey. Honey what would I do without you?
Phoebe: Great, okay, what are you gonna change it to?
Ross: What a weird way to kick me when Im down.
Chandler: What�s the matter with me? Why I�m such a girl?
Monica: You know what would be real weird? Is if you werent there. Just say youll think about it, okay?
Chandler: See uh, thats-thats actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.
Joey: You know what I want? I want a lot of things! I want to be with the woman I love on Valentines Day! And I want her to love me back! And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that thats never going to happen!
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Rachel: man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, everybody does! Im a really cool person. And y'know you had 29 years to find that out, but you didnt even try! Y'know what, you walked out on me, and Im just, Im gonna do the same thing to you.
Monica: Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?
Joey: (confused) What you-you dont think Im gonna win?
RACHEL: God, Ross, look, what you and I have is special, all Paolo and I ever had was...
Joey: You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
Phoebe: Oh wow. What, do you think maybe hes gonna tell you that hes gay?
Rachel: What? Oh my God! I'm so sorry. Joey? Are you ok?
Ross: (entering) Hey! So ah, what did the insurance company say?
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
Phoebe: Oh yeah well, Im sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?
Ross: No Phoebe, dont look! You dont want to see whats under there!!
Joey: Huh. But still Ross, youre worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day! Yknow what I mean?
Rachel: What? Wait! Why why do you get the story?
Rachel: And yknow what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.
(Chandler turns to Mike and gives him a "See what I mean?" look)
Monica: Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? (Hands her the photo.)
Monica: (opening the door) Hi Pheebs, whats up? (She enters.)
Chandler: Yknow what? Its gonna be okay. Yknow what? Shes probably not gonna even want to come.
Cecilia: Oh youre right. Thank you! Whats your name again?
Phoebe: Okay. (They shake hands and she pulls away suddenly) Oh my God! What did I ever do to you?! (Rubbing her hand.)
Monica: Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie?
Joey: I don't know, but I don't like what I'm hearing!
RACHEL: Yeah well, you know what, so is uh, Sorentino's.
Phoebe: Yeah, I do. Whats the matter?
Ross: After what I did? Can you blame her?
Chandler: Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours? (throws his shoulder into the center to try and move it, but it doesnt move.)
Rachel: Hey! Whats up Mon?
Chandler: Hey, come on, you came through, you did what you had to do. That is very dad.
Ross: Oh, okay, yknow what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage...
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Monica: What are you doing here so early?
Joey: Come on, season tickets! Season tickets, do you know what that means?
Ross: Come on Rach, you dont have what, ten minutes?
Chandler: What?
Monica: I really like to say that Im-um (Pause) Yknow what Id really like to say? Im drunk!! (Mrs. Geller pulls the camera down.) Thats right mom and dad your little Harmonica is hammered!! (Ross grabs the camera out of his dads hands.) And guess what! Ive been drunk before! And Ive smoked a cigarette! And I got a box of Ding-Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer! Its all okay. Its okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up. (Falls over sideways with Ross filming the fall.)
Ross: What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's a stealer.
Joey: Hey, what if I said, I could even things out for ya, meatwise.
Phoebe: Anyway, you did what you had to do. I'm okay.
Monica: What does the red X next to Bob Greenmore's name mean?
Rachel: What, no, no, no, mine are deceptively small I mean, I-I-I actually sometimes, st-stuff my bra.
Phoebe: Oh, what beautiful lukewarm sentiment.
Rachel: I got to figure out what Im going to wear.
Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked.
Chandler: Oh God! What was it? The thing that we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?
Monica: What for?
Chandler: When youre marrying us; thats what you should say.
Rachel: Guess what?
Monica: All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.
Joey: Well. I guess you think youre pretty special huh? Sittin up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well yknow what? (Throws the script away) This is one star whos hoop This is a star that the hoopthis hoopI was Dr. Drake Remoray!
Charity guy: You know what? It's not your decision anymore.
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, Im in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachels all like, I love you and, and lets work on this. And all I can think about is, What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say? when I tell her what I did.
Joey: Nice. Oh hey, what about Ross?
Monica: What kind of changes?
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
Chandler: Okay so you mean no as in, "Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Lets discuss it before we reject it completely."
Ross: What? What?! You were begging me to kiss you! You-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!
Monica: What?
Rachel: My God! What happened to you?
(Chandler listens to what Nancy says)
RACHEL: Oh, you know what, we haven't even looked yet.
Monica: What did you do to his sweater vests?
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you its not your birthday!
Girl: Really? You don't know what that means to me.
Mindy: Oh God! You see, that's what I was afraid of!
Rachel: Well yeah, sure, whats up?
Chandler: What does she do?
Monica: Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college.
Joey: (impatiently tapping Chandler on the shoulder) What about me?! You-you just said I could!
JOEY: Likewise. Uh, I'll take that. [grabs moose hat] It's what I came for. So, this is new. Where'd you two meet?
Ross: Yeah, well excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary, boy what an ass am I.
Cynthia: Oh, candles! (Notices something.) What is that? A blanket? A video camera? Oh my God! (As she storms out, Rachel returns and overhears the conversation.)
Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.
RACHEL: What, as part of your poor friends outreach program?
Monica: Oh, then you do know it. (pause) So um what kind of things do you write about?
Rachel: What?
Joey: What are we supposed to be seeing here?
Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, youve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didnt. And thats what this ring stands for.
Rachel: When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?
Monica: What?
Ross: What?! Over a stupid room!
Joey: What?
Lauren: (laughing) Oh, youre so funny. Listen, umm, what are you doing after rehearsals? Do you want to get a drink, or something?
Phoebe: All right, whats going on there? (Points to a picture.)
Monica: Come on Rach, come on. Lets see whats it like to be on a winning team for a change.
Ross: Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.
Chandler: Isnt that what happened with you and the brides maid?
Ross: What is this?!
Rachel: Chandler, what are you doing?
Phoebe: I wanna see whats in your hand. I wanna see the trash.
Rachel: Oh you know what, you sound just like his wife!