words in movies
Joey: All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Chandler: What?
Ross: Yeah... what am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz?
Monica: What? (looks very shocked) Why?
Chandler: I did! A penis one! Look, just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?
Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?
Monica: What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
Chandler: (offended) What? (pause) May I?
Joey: Oh what, did someone outbid you for the teapot? (Chandler looks annoyed at him and Joey leans in to him) Oh! Secret teapot?
Ross: Wha... what do you mean? (Goes to the laptop)
Ross: What, oh my God. What did you do?
Ross: What did it say?
Ross: What... what am I gonna do? My speech is gone, Chandler!
Ross: Well, what do you do?
Ross: I can't believe this. I can't believe this is happening. I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow! Ok? I have to stand up in front of all these people. What am I gonna say?
Ross: Wha... what you really think we can do that?
Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.
Monica: You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity? (Mike hangs up the phone) Damnit!
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
Ross: Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne? (he goes to get the champagne)
Joey: Not enough pills in the world, Rach. What about you, you're the single one, seen anybody in there you like?
Joey: But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?
Joey: What? Why not? Rach, who can you not get?
Phoebe: What are you, what are you doing here?
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Charlie: What?
Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Chandler: Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?
(Chandler turns to Mike and gives him a "See what I mean?" look)
Joey: (disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...
Joey: Yeah... I think we do... (sighs, with folded arms)... about what?
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
Monica: (angry) Ow, what are the chances!
Rachel: (worried) What, is everything ok?
Joey: I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!
Rachel: (pretending to be offended) What, hey!
Rachel: W-What are you, what are you talking about?
Joey: Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... (sighs) What the hell is my problem? OH! (He falls back on the bed)
Joey: What... for how long?
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Joey: (desperate) What the hell are you doin'???
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
Rachel: Yeah, he did! (smiling) Oh, see, this is what I'm talking about!
Mike: That's what I'm thinking.
Paleontologist: (merrily) Ok Geller. Last day of the conference, you know what happens to the keynote speaker.
Chandler: What about the obsessive cleaning?
Monica: What?
Rachel: What?
Chandler: Whatd you rent?
Phoebe: Oh! Well, if thats what you want
Ross: What happened?!!
Janice: So, do we have the best friends or what?
Chandler: Yeah. Good call, nice one. Hold it!! Hold it! What if me eyes are closed, and, and my hand is out there.... (holds his arm out and pretends to grab something with his hand.)
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Monica: What are you doing?
Joey: Hey! Whats going on?
Phoebe: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Ross: Sure, what do you got?
Rachel: What?!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: What?!
Rachel: What? Did her ass explode?!
Monica: God, look what I found in the drain.
Joey: What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!
Carol: What do you mean?
Rachel: Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!
Phoebe: (gasps) My God! What did you order?!
Joey: You know what's crazy? These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?
Chandler: Well, if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should water his plants. If y'know what I mean.
The Teacher: Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
Phoebe: No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?
Joey: Hey! Whats up?
Monica: Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you dont cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take him to college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing, it wont matter to me.
Joey: What?!!
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Carol: (on phone) Phoebe hang on a second Ross wants to say something. (listens) What? (listens) (to Ross) You slept with someone else?!
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
Rachel: What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.
Erin: Whats wrong?
RACHEL: What did, what did he say?
Phoebe: Oh, hey, hey Nick the boxer lets see what you got. All right ya, put em up. Come on. (they start shadow boxing)
Joey: (skeptical) What party?
Joey: Hey! Its my fashion girls! (They dont react.) Whats wrong?
Erin: What about shut up?
Ross: Yknow what? Shed-shed love this. (Picks up a model of the Saturn V rocket, thats the one that took man to the moon.) Uh, its an exact replica of Apollo 8. I made it in the sixth grade.
Monica: What are we gonna do?
Joey: Wow. Thanks. So, uh, what happened?
Ross: Hey-hey, what are those?
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
JOEY: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.
Phoebe: You guys, what was the Powerball number again?
Ross: (looking astonished) What? NO! I am not going to give them Ben!
Ross: Well sorry, thats what I do on dates.
Chandler: What?
Ross: Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? Whats going on?
Ross: What is Monicas biggest pet peeve?
Chandler: Okay. (Pause) You wont believe what Monicas older brother just said to me!
Rachel: What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on! What is this? I thought that 'once the cards were dealt, I'm not a nice guy.' I mean, what, were you just full of it?
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Chandler: What is it doing here?
Monica: Don't do what?
All: What?
Joey: All right, well I guess Ill just have to do what I do on dates.
[Scene: The Janitors Closet, Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now.]
Ross: Oh my God! What happened to the door?!
Rachel: Wow! What did he say?
Tag: What?
Rachel: What?
Ross: Yeah, but, but look what I'm...
Monica: I just thought that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
Monica: What? Why, why would...
Joey: Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, Im gonna do that.
PHOEBE: I think my boyfriend ever so dreamy, I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like.
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Ross: (shocked) What?!
Chandler: Hey! What are you guys doing?
Monica: Oh yeah, whats the plan?
Tag: My what?
Phoebe: What?!
Rachel: Ross, you know what? (looks over to the door and sees security staring at them) Okay, let's talk about it later, there comes security. (Takes her box and leaves. Ross follows her and then returns for the chair. He stands for a moment, then pushes it quickly in the general direction Rachel went into, and out of the camera's view, and then nonchalantly walks away)
Monica: Hi. Do you know what time it is?
Ross: Y'know what I didnt wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? Youre not my girlfriend anymore so...
Rachel: What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it, Ross is doing it, Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!
Tag: What did you say?!
Rachel: And I also wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today. (They all look at her expectantly) What? What? What?
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Elizabeth: Are you okay? Whats wrong?
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Chandler: What is the matter with you?
Chandler: Yknow what would work?
Chandler: What does it look like? I'm going home.
Phoebe: What kind of an emergency?
ROSS: No. So what. So what if we get beaten up, maybe that's just something every man has to go through once in his life. Ya know, like a, like a right of passage or somethin'.
Rachel: What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!
Monica: What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Phoebe: What?! Why?!
Rachel: What?
Tag: Yknow what?
Kathy: Cute assistant! Whats his story? Is he
Chandler: What are you doing?
Joey: Whats up buddy?
CHANDLER: You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.