words in movies
Joey: All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Chandler: What?
Ross: Yeah... what am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz?
Monica: What? (looks very shocked) Why?
Chandler: I did! A penis one! Look, just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?
Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?
Monica: What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
Chandler: (offended) What? (pause) May I?
Joey: Oh what, did someone outbid you for the teapot? (Chandler looks annoyed at him and Joey leans in to him) Oh! Secret teapot?
Ross: Wha... what do you mean? (Goes to the laptop)
Ross: What, oh my God. What did you do?
Ross: What did it say?
Ross: What... what am I gonna do? My speech is gone, Chandler!
Ross: Well, what do you do?
Ross: I can't believe this. I can't believe this is happening. I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow! Ok? I have to stand up in front of all these people. What am I gonna say?
Ross: Wha... what you really think we can do that?
Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.
Monica: You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity? (Mike hangs up the phone) Damnit!
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
Ross: Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne? (he goes to get the champagne)
Joey: Not enough pills in the world, Rach. What about you, you're the single one, seen anybody in there you like?
Joey: But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?
Joey: What? Why not? Rach, who can you not get?
Phoebe: What are you, what are you doing here?
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Charlie: What?
Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Chandler: Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?
(Chandler turns to Mike and gives him a "See what I mean?" look)
Joey: (disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...
Joey: Yeah... I think we do... (sighs, with folded arms)... about what?
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
Monica: (angry) Ow, what are the chances!
Rachel: (worried) What, is everything ok?
Joey: I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!
Rachel: (pretending to be offended) What, hey!
Rachel: W-What are you, what are you talking about?
Joey: Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... (sighs) What the hell is my problem? OH! (He falls back on the bed)
Joey: What... for how long?
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Joey: (desperate) What the hell are you doin'???
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
Rachel: Yeah, he did! (smiling) Oh, see, this is what I'm talking about!
Mike: That's what I'm thinking.
Paleontologist: (merrily) Ok Geller. Last day of the conference, you know what happens to the keynote speaker.
Chandler: What about the obsessive cleaning?
Monica: What?
Rachel: What?
Chandler: (opening the door) Whats wrong?
Joey: (angrily) What?!
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
Rachel: Oh my God! What happened?
Rachel: What?! Dina
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Chandler: Whats going on?
Chandler: What?
Rachel: Joey, what are you doing?
Rachel: What college was that Dina?
Joey: Hey, whats the horsepower on this thing?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she shouldve done. Ross and Phoebe are watching.]
Phoebe: She was acting, she was pretending like she hasnt heard from him on years, but I found this picture on her fridge, and look (shows Monica)! Isnt this what he would look like now?
Phoebe: Yeah! Sure! Yep! (Gets up) Oh, y'know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you.
Dr. Green: Whats TiVo?
Joey: What? Me having a job?
Ross: Ill tell you what Mon, Ill give you the first box for free.
Ross: Well, Im gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do you think shell like?
Monica: Oh, you're so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
Phoebe: Yeah... The woman you what?
Mona: What?
Phoebe: What?! He was with her when he wrote this poem. Look, (reading) 'My vessel so empty with nothing inside. Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.' He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!
Chandler: I'm not gonna watch it... I don't NEED to watch it... I mean, what good could possibly come from watching? (sighs) Well, we know I'm gonna watch it. (Chandler moves to put the tape in the VCR and Joey enters the apartment)
Phoebe: (To Ross) For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.
Chandler: Yknow what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Rachel: What?
Chandler: Okay, uh, how about, how aboutyknow what? We could play a new game. A new game, its fun.
Chandler: What the fu(beep)ck are you doing?!
Mona: What?
Joey: Oh, whats wrong?
Joey: (on a pay phone holding a box) Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests!
Monica: Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.
RACHEL: What? Come on, it's not like I'm asking for this girly clock or anything, which, by the way, I also think is very cool.
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Phoebe: Yeah, its about relationships. Yknow? The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do, keep going. This stuff is great!
Ross: What? Oh yeah. (He moves next to her head.) Im sorry. I mean I-I think I went a little crazy. I mean I was thinking about myself when I (Wanders towards Rachels feet) reallyI should have been thinking about you Rach
Joey: Hey, yknow what?
Joey: No. (Pause) wait a minute what was the little mermaid?
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldnt be interested? Who wouldnt want to date him?
Ross: No, no, don't, don't, rub it! Don't! (clapping) What gets out hummus?! What gets out hummus?!
Joey: Know what was great? The way his smile was kinda crooked.
RACHEL: Oh yeah. In fact you know what I'd do?
Emily: So what are you saying? Its now or never?
Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
Ross: ....and 12, 22, 18, four... (Chandler starts laughing) What?
Rachel: You what?
Rachel: (opening the door) Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!
Monica: What is the matter with your hand?
Rachel: Thats what I was gonna say.
Rachel: Yes! But what is wrong with this dog?!
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
MR. GELLER: Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I cou. . .
Phoebe: Have you thought about what you would be giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if you want Chinese food at 5am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?
Rachel: What do you mean? You've been in my room before!
Chandler: Oh my God, whats up?!
Rachel: Okay fine, what do you have?
Ross: Whats wrong with being the Bings?
Chandler: What is it?
Phoebe: (To Ross) So whats going on with you?
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What do you really want to do?
Monica: What?
Chandler: Yeah! Sure, sure. So, what was going on with you today? Oh-oh-oh!
Monica: Oh. (She goes into the bathroom.) Whats wrong?
Monica: You did? What was he talking about?
Rachel: (joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Chandler: What are you going to do?
Monica: What did he tell you?
Chandler: But what did he mean by rules?
Phoebe: What?
PHOE: Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
Joey: Hey. Well, whats up?
Joey: What?
Joey: What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, yknow? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I dont like about her. You want to hear it?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: A what?!
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
Rachel: Thats what you just said!
Monica: What do you think youre doing?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table. Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what hes looking for and sighs in relief.]
Monica: What?
Rachel: What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!
Monica: What?!
Chandler: Hey Pheebs, whats up?
Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
Joey: What? Whats going on?
Chandler: Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica thats as good as garbage?
Rachel: (Looking through her purse.) Okay, you know what? I dont have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my night stand, and...okay. But you know what? I have my drivers license and I have a twenty. (She slides it across the counter.)
Rachel: Thats right! You do what the hand says!
MNCA: Sure, what? Ok, ok. [hangs up the phone] [to Rachel] Music?
Joey: Whoa, Monica runs a pretty tight ship over here. What are you doing?
Ross: What? Why? Whats wrong?
Joey: Hey uh, whats with the candy?
Monica: What?
Monica: What? (Laughs.)
Monica: Whats going on?
Ross: What?! What?! Rach what?!
Phoebe: Yeah, okay. Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she was using?
Joey: Whats going on?