words in movies
Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. (Chandler, who was almost asleep again, sits up straight in bed in an instant and can't believe what he just heard.)
Mike: Oh, sorry. (He digs in again and finally finds what he's been looking for. A key.)
Rachel: (indignant) What, the blonde with no bra?
Phoebe: (excited) No! It's a great time, come in...! WOW, hi... Oh my gosh! What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?
David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)
Monica: What are you gonna do?
Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Monica: (Doesn't believe what she's hearing) Was your cabin pressurised?
Rachel: Sandy, that's exactly what it is...
Sandy: It's okay. I get that a lot doing what I do. But I am straight. I-I'm engaged actually.
Ross: What kind of job is that for a man? A nanny? I-It's like if a woman wanted to be...
Rachel: Oooh... ***I really can't hear what she says*** come here.
Chandler: (Can't believe what he hears) Well, thank God your livelihood doesn't depend on it.
Chandler: Ye.... (stops because he realises what Joey just said, and stares at him. At this moment Monica enters)
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)
Rachel: What...? Too sensitive to take care of our baby?
Ross: This... this is exactly what I'm talking about. What kind of a guy makes... makes... delicate French cookies, huh? They're not even... butch, manly cookies with... with... you know with... with chunks. (takes a careful bite from the cookie)
Rachel: Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle.
Rachel: Okay, what? What is too sensitive? (There's music coming from the living room. Ross opens the door to the living room and he and Rachel see Sandy play a song for Emma on his recorder. Rachel is moved by this, but Ross only sees his point proven again, and walks back into the kitchen, angrily. The door he was holding, swings back and hits Rachel.)
Ross: ...a what? A what? What's the end of that sentence?
Monica: Yes... What is the end of that sentence?
Joey: So what? Being funny is Chandler's thing... You know, like Ross's thing is... (he can't come up with anything)
Chandler: What are you guys talking about?
Chandler: What is so funny about that? (they realise it wasn't a joke)
Chandler: Did you tell her what we talked about? (Joey starts laughing hysterically, but then gets serious again...)
Ross: Hey... I made up that joke and told it to you! (He points at Chandler. Joey gestures to Ross "What are you doing?)
Mike: Well... I'll... just show you what I'm gonna do about it... (he hits David's finger with his finger and they start to finger-fight using their fingers as swords saying all kinds of macho crap)
Mike: Hey, what are you kidding me?
Ross: Well, you know what... I-I'm sorry I'm the only one who isn't in love with Gary Poppins out there... But I just... I can't... I can't go through with this.
Ross: No! Hey, you know what? I'm sorry. I would never force you... to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with...
Sandy: No, none at all. You need to be happy with whoever is in your home... Although if you don't mind telling me, what was your problem? Maybe it's something I can work on in the future.
Sandy: What is it...? (Ross hesitates) Please...? (he tilts his head)
Ross: It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... "What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?
Joey/Wigglemunch: What kind?
Ross: What?! The guys against the girls? See, thats ridiculous Monica, because Im only down by three touchdowns.
Monica: (That annoying competitiveness thing kicks in again, what the heck is that with her and why must the writers show it every flippin' episode?!) Oh, we're not seeing a movie!
Joey: Would she? (He smells something and gasps as he realizes what it is.) You ate my candy bar!
Phoebe: What? You know about the plate thing?
Rachel: What? Oh, well then yknow what? I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.
PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?
Phoebe: Ooh, yknow what, I think its time for puppy to go out again. Come on, lets go to the balcony.
(Joey nods yes, but suddenly realizes what he did and runs out of the apartment and back to his place.)
Ross: (talking agitated and angry) Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things.
Rachel: Ugh! Look honey yknow what? I havent told him yet, so until I do I dont think I should tell anybody else.
Janice: What are you doing here?
Rachel: Okay, now what was that all about? Is it-does it not taste good? Let me try it.
Ross: Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?
Janice: What woman?!
Chandler: Yeah, I think I do! Y'know what? You move in with her! You move in with her right now! Maybe I should in with Monica!
Phoebe: What?
Ross: What?
Ross: What?
Ross: What are you talking about?
MRS BUFFAY: Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?
Chandler: Okay y'know what, because you said that, I'm not putting out tonight.
Ross: (sarcastic) Oh! Oh-oh, the bands ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band saysI dont care about the stupid band!!
Joey: Her what?
Rachel: Yeah, what the hell did I know!
The Casting Director: Sure. What?
Rachel: Yeah, he did! (smiling) Oh, see, this is what I'm talking about!
Monica: Why, whats wrong with my bathroom floor?
Frank: What?
Joey: And the best part is, we're filming in the desert outside Vegas! (To Chandler) And you know what that means buddy!
Rachel: Three of your five, what?
Rachel: What? They were like this!
Joey: What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
Frank: Hey, what kind of work do you do?
Rachel: How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?
Chandler: What are you, stop naming dwarves! (on phone) Hello, Janice. Hi, I'm so glad that you called, I know I've been acting a really weird lately. And, it's just because I'm crazy about you, and I just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. I'm sorry. (listens) Really?! (listens) Really?!
Barry: We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.
CHANDLER: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. What is this for?
Phoebe: What about, what about when I said yknow about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?
Ross: What?
Joey: Y'know what?
Monica: (on phone) Whats up?
Monica and Rachel: What?!!
Ross: What?
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey. So what happened? A forest tick you off?
Monica: What?
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What about you, having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish!
Gary: Hey Chandler, what are you doing here?
Chandler: What gay thing?
Chandler: What are you, what are you gonna show me my clothes?
Friend No. 1: What?
Ross: (he picks up the ball) What do you think you learnt how to do in the last two minutes?? (he enters another room)
Monica: You dont want to know what tonight was.
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Monica: Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!!
Monica: What?
Frank: Well, okay, so whats nowgo get, go get the eggs, put em in there.
Monica: What?!?!
Chandler: Whats it about?
The Cooking Teacher: Were all beginners here. Nobody knows what theyre doing.
Phoebe: What? Oh, are you pregnant too?!
Phoebe: What?
Phoebe: What?
Phoebe: What?
Rachel: (To Joey) I cant believe that you yelled at my boss! Im-Im gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!
Mrs. Geller: Yes, yes Monica is thin. It's wonderful. But what we really want to hear about is Ross's new girlfriend.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?
Chandler: Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what Im saying?
Rachel: You know what honey, you go ahead, well call her an alternate.
Joey: Guess what?
Ross: What?
Phoebe: What surprise party?
GIRL 2 ON BUS: So what are you guys out doing today?
Joey: (noticing Chandler) What are you doing? (he pushes Chandler back to his side of the couch) Get back over on your side of the... (sees Robert in all his glory) Hello!! (to Robert) Hi, Im Joey, we havent met.
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!
Monica: What are you smiling at?
Chandler: Oh wow, I hope you dont take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, Im just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what are you doing?
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
Chandler: (slides the juice across the counter which Joey catches) What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
Ross: Not for tonight. Not for tonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing?
Joey: What? No, no, no! No, no... no... no, no... No, too much is changing, okay? First, Phoebe getting married (to Phoebe) Congratulations! (pointing to Monica and Chandler)... and then these two move into a stupid house in the stupid suburbs...
Rachel: What?!
Joey: Oh, yoii. What was that for?
Rachel: Okay, but Monica, what if- what if it doesn't come together?
Joey: All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?
Rachel: Phoebe, what? Umm...what?!
Rachel: So just bring it back downstairs, whats the problem?
Ross: What? (to Joey) So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler?
Monica: Phoebe! Rachel! Its Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! (She bursts into the apartment to find only Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.) Oh.
Joey: What did they do?
Joey: Yeah, but what if he doesnt? Hes such a good duck.
Phoebe: Okay, then what happened?
ROSS: No, no, uh, it's not what you think. It's um the other thing.
Chandler: What is the thing?
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Rachel: What? You just click when they click.
Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isnt moving.
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.