words in movies
Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. (Chandler, who was almost asleep again, sits up straight in bed in an instant and can't believe what he just heard.)
Mike: Oh, sorry. (He digs in again and finally finds what he's been looking for. A key.)
Rachel: (indignant) What, the blonde with no bra?
Phoebe: (excited) No! It's a great time, come in...! WOW, hi... Oh my gosh! What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?
David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)
Monica: What are you gonna do?
Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Monica: (Doesn't believe what she's hearing) Was your cabin pressurised?
Rachel: Sandy, that's exactly what it is...
Sandy: It's okay. I get that a lot doing what I do. But I am straight. I-I'm engaged actually.
Ross: What kind of job is that for a man? A nanny? I-It's like if a woman wanted to be...
Rachel: Oooh... ***I really can't hear what she says*** come here.
Chandler: (Can't believe what he hears) Well, thank God your livelihood doesn't depend on it.
Chandler: Ye.... (stops because he realises what Joey just said, and stares at him. At this moment Monica enters)
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)
Rachel: What...? Too sensitive to take care of our baby?
Ross: This... this is exactly what I'm talking about. What kind of a guy makes... makes... delicate French cookies, huh? They're not even... butch, manly cookies with... with... you know with... with chunks. (takes a careful bite from the cookie)
Rachel: Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle.
Rachel: Okay, what? What is too sensitive? (There's music coming from the living room. Ross opens the door to the living room and he and Rachel see Sandy play a song for Emma on his recorder. Rachel is moved by this, but Ross only sees his point proven again, and walks back into the kitchen, angrily. The door he was holding, swings back and hits Rachel.)
Ross: ...a what? A what? What's the end of that sentence?
Monica: Yes... What is the end of that sentence?
Joey: So what? Being funny is Chandler's thing... You know, like Ross's thing is... (he can't come up with anything)
Chandler: What are you guys talking about?
Chandler: What is so funny about that? (they realise it wasn't a joke)
Chandler: Did you tell her what we talked about? (Joey starts laughing hysterically, but then gets serious again...)
Ross: Hey... I made up that joke and told it to you! (He points at Chandler. Joey gestures to Ross "What are you doing?)
Mike: Well... I'll... just show you what I'm gonna do about it... (he hits David's finger with his finger and they start to finger-fight using their fingers as swords saying all kinds of macho crap)
Mike: Hey, what are you kidding me?
Ross: Well, you know what... I-I'm sorry I'm the only one who isn't in love with Gary Poppins out there... But I just... I can't... I can't go through with this.
Ross: No! Hey, you know what? I'm sorry. I would never force you... to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with...
Sandy: No, none at all. You need to be happy with whoever is in your home... Although if you don't mind telling me, what was your problem? Maybe it's something I can work on in the future.
Sandy: What is it...? (Ross hesitates) Please...? (he tilts his head)
Ross: It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... "What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?
Joey/Wigglemunch: What kind?
Chandler: Whatd you rent?
Phoebe: Oh! Well, if thats what you want
Ross: What happened?!!
Janice: So, do we have the best friends or what?
Chandler: Yeah. Good call, nice one. Hold it!! Hold it! What if me eyes are closed, and, and my hand is out there.... (holds his arm out and pretends to grab something with his hand.)
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Monica: What are you doing?
Joey: Hey! Whats going on?
Phoebe: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Ross: Sure, what do you got?
Rachel: What?!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: What?!
Rachel: What? Did her ass explode?!
Monica: God, look what I found in the drain.
Joey: What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!
Carol: What do you mean?
Rachel: Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!
Phoebe: (gasps) My God! What did you order?!
Joey: You know what's crazy? These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?
Chandler: Well, if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should water his plants. If y'know what I mean.
The Teacher: Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
Phoebe: No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?
Joey: Hey! Whats up?
Monica: Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you dont cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take him to college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing, it wont matter to me.
Joey: What?!!
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Carol: (on phone) Phoebe hang on a second Ross wants to say something. (listens) What? (listens) (to Ross) You slept with someone else?!
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
Rachel: What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.
Erin: Whats wrong?
RACHEL: What did, what did he say?
Phoebe: Oh, hey, hey Nick the boxer lets see what you got. All right ya, put em up. Come on. (they start shadow boxing)
Joey: (skeptical) What party?
Joey: Hey! Its my fashion girls! (They dont react.) Whats wrong?
Erin: What about shut up?
Ross: Yknow what? Shed-shed love this. (Picks up a model of the Saturn V rocket, thats the one that took man to the moon.) Uh, its an exact replica of Apollo 8. I made it in the sixth grade.
Monica: What are we gonna do?
Joey: Wow. Thanks. So, uh, what happened?
Ross: Hey-hey, what are those?
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
JOEY: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.
Phoebe: You guys, what was the Powerball number again?
Ross: (looking astonished) What? NO! I am not going to give them Ben!
Ross: Well sorry, thats what I do on dates.
Chandler: What?
Ross: Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? Whats going on?
Ross: What is Monicas biggest pet peeve?
Chandler: Okay. (Pause) You wont believe what Monicas older brother just said to me!
Rachel: What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on! What is this? I thought that 'once the cards were dealt, I'm not a nice guy.' I mean, what, were you just full of it?
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Chandler: What is it doing here?
Monica: Don't do what?
All: What?
Joey: All right, well I guess Ill just have to do what I do on dates.
[Scene: The Janitors Closet, Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now.]
Ross: Oh my God! What happened to the door?!
Rachel: Wow! What did he say?
Tag: What?
Rachel: What?
Ross: Yeah, but, but look what I'm...
Monica: I just thought that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
Monica: What? Why, why would...
Joey: Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, Im gonna do that.
PHOEBE: I think my boyfriend ever so dreamy, I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like.
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Ross: (shocked) What?!
Chandler: Hey! What are you guys doing?
Monica: Oh yeah, whats the plan?
Tag: My what?
Phoebe: What?!
Rachel: Ross, you know what? (looks over to the door and sees security staring at them) Okay, let's talk about it later, there comes security. (Takes her box and leaves. Ross follows her and then returns for the chair. He stands for a moment, then pushes it quickly in the general direction Rachel went into, and out of the camera's view, and then nonchalantly walks away)
Monica: Hi. Do you know what time it is?
Ross: Y'know what I didnt wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? Youre not my girlfriend anymore so...
Rachel: What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it, Ross is doing it, Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!
Tag: What did you say?!
Rachel: And I also wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today. (They all look at her expectantly) What? What? What?
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Elizabeth: Are you okay? Whats wrong?
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Chandler: What is the matter with you?
Chandler: Yknow what would work?
Chandler: What does it look like? I'm going home.
Phoebe: What kind of an emergency?
ROSS: No. So what. So what if we get beaten up, maybe that's just something every man has to go through once in his life. Ya know, like a, like a right of passage or somethin'.
Rachel: What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!
Monica: What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Phoebe: What?! Why?!
Rachel: What?
Tag: Yknow what?
Kathy: Cute assistant! Whats his story? Is he
Chandler: What are you doing?
Joey: Whats up buddy?
CHANDLER: You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.