words in movies
All: What?
Monica: What? You are way off, lady!
Monica: (she tastes what she has cooked) I don't get older. I just get better!
Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!
Chandler: I'm telling ya! It's gonna happen. Next year it's gonna be you, me and the little Hemingway Bing. (pause) What, he's my favourite author!
Ross: Hey! Hey, guess what Joey has!
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!
Phoebe: (panicking) But Emma's got what it takes, she could go all the way!
Rachel: No, what?
Ross: Oh! What a game, huh?
Chandler: I can't believe they are not here! I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined cranberry day!
Rachel: What are you doing here!
Ross: Yeah. What are we gonna do?
Phoebe: Alright, what are we gonna say?
Rachel: Alright, Emma is napping... (then to Ross) what happened to your shirt?
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
Ross: What is that?
Chandler: Yeah, and there's a bowl of cranberry sauce that... (speaking lower to Monica) what happens to cranberry sauce?
Phoebe: What are we gonna do? I'm starving.
Rachel: You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together. (Goes to unlock the door)
Rachel: Ewww, is that what that is?
Chandler: Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!
Chandler: (to Monica) Look! Look! Look what the... Look what... Look what the floating heads did!
(Chandler can't believe what he's hearing. He looks at Monica, then at the others, then back at Monica.)
Phoebe: So, what movie should we see?
Joey: Oh, you want something serious. Y'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas. Those are dead serious.
Phoebe: I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, yknow? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. Its been a really bad day, whore wise.
Joey: (entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! Youre not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
SUSIE: Whaddo I mean. Whaddya mean, whaddo I mean? I mean underpants, mister, that's what I mean.
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Joey: What?!! Thats even worse!!
Chandler: (lets him out) What happened?!!
Chandler: ...And what did you bring?
Ross: What?
Ross: What?
Rachel: What?!!
Joey: I know, I know! What am I going to do? (Thinks) Ooh!
Joey: What message?
Joey: Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?
Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please. (Behind the menu) What are you doing?
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
MONICA: And, well, don't you have a lot of wild oats to sew? Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh my God, am I an oat?
Ross: Oh great! What, you brought Joey?
Ross: What?
Joey: There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?
David: Okay, what the hell, what the hell. (Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Phoebe) You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?
Monica: What?! Excuse me!
Chandler: (trying on the jacket) Okay. Holy double-vented comfort Batman! (Finds something in the pocket) Whats this?
Tall Guy: God! What are you, in second grade?
Ross: What kind of problem?
MONICA: God, you are so lucky. I mean, I mean. . . you know what I mean.
Rachel: What? Why?!
Monica: What are peanut butter fingers?!
Rachel: Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?
Phoebe: I see what youre doing!
Phoebe: Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if its like yknow, Chanoey?
Elizabeth: What a nice story!
Rachel: (stands up as well) What?! Me?! What about you and your consummated like bunnies nonsense!
Monica: What time?
Chandler: What?!
Phoebe: I know what time you said.
Chandler: (disgusted) What does it say?!
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
Joey: Oh, you know what you should do? You should walk all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty.
Joey: Hey? what? what? wey! whoo! what? what!?
Rachel: Whats the matter?
Rachel: Y'know what Ross? You're not going anywhere. You're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea and we're gonna talk this thing whole out. All right? (She goes out to talk to Dave) Hey, Dave!
Ross: Why? What?
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Ross: (to Phoebe) Hey. What was that all about?
Rachel: Uh-huh. (Ross takes off his coat and sets in on a chair.) Yknow what I was, I was thinking about?
Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!
Rachel: What?! No! Why?!
Chandler: Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer... (he looks down on himself, checking, then nods satisfied and marks the offer with a pen) (to Monica:) Hey, d'you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. *You* are the head of the household. I don't do anything - I'm a kept man!
Phoebe: If you dont sail your boat, what do you do on it?
Monica: A kiss? What are you talking about?
Chandler: (with his mouth full) What happened? Im just eating candy.
Ross: What are you doing here?!
Joey: Im sure its a famous watering can, okay. But, come on and what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom?
Phoebe: Oh, if thats what you want you then you really should run his head under hot water and bang his head against a table.
Joey: Bikini, French cut, thong! And-and the fabrics! Youve got cotton, silk, lace! And yknow what Ive always wondered about?
Susan: I mean, thats what this is all about, right? Ross? Ross?
Rachel: Uh well, y'know what? I don't think if I feel comfortable stealing on my very first day
Rachel: Well, yknow what? Thanks to you Im half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I dont think I have ever been this angry!
Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.
Rachel: You went shopping?! What, and then you just came in here and paraded it right under Jills nose when you know shes trying to quit. Wow, you guys are terrible!
Phoebe: What are you gonna do?
Phoebe: Well, what did he do?
Rachel: You know what else Im not gonna miss? "Im Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"
Ross: Oh no! That-thatll just bring me down! This was great! I mean I-I-I was great! This is a great day! Yknow what? Im buying everyone coffee. All right? If someone would just grab my wallet, its in my pocket.
Ross: What?! Why?!
Rachel: Okay. Hey, what are you thinking? What are you thinking right now?
Monica: Okay, so what do you, what do you want to do? Lets do something crazy!
Joey: (with a disgusted look) What was it?
Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isnt about the room, this is about what the room represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachels room) could destroy you!!
Chandler: I dont wanna know what Monica got me. Yknow? I mean, look, Im sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.
Rachel: Wow, you know what? That is the best fake speech I think Ive ever heard.
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote.]
Monica: So you're moving in with him. What happened?
Ross: Yknow what? Im good! Im good!
Rachel: Whats the other one?
Chandler: What?
Ross: What?!
Ross: (to Rachel): OK, I am calling your seventeen. What do you got?
Mrs. Geller: Jack, thats what they call the subway.
Monica: Oh, what a great gift! Is The Way You Look Tonight on it?!
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Chandler: What? Thats terrible!
Phoebe: What?
Joey: (seeing what theyre doing) What do you got there?
Phoebe: Yes, she gives the people what they want.
Joey: Hey, yknow what? Ill come too. Im making money now; its about time I give something back.
Mr. Tribbiani: (To Phoebe) What happened to the, uh, puppet guy?
Janine: Well, if thats what you want. Ill just put it all in my room.
Phoebe: So now whats going on here?
Phoebe: Yeah, you are. And I'm so glad that you fought your way back in, because I don't know what I would do without you.
Joey: Thats not what I said. Okay, I just meant...
Monica: Y'know what, thats fine, maybe you havent grown up, but I have.
Monica: Hey Rach, what about this? (She holds up a chrome 5-point star.) Huh? Who-who gets this? See, I dont know if I want it because it might be yknow, too many memories!
Rachel: What?! What?! What?!
Rachel: What are you doing?
Monica: What are you doing?
Kristen: Oh okay. But yknow what? Be careful. Because a guy was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.
Phoebe: What?! Monica, Im scared!!