words in movies
PHOE: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?
ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?
JULIE: What?
MNCA: So, Mr. Rastatter, what exactly does this job entail? The ad wasn't too clear.
RTST: No, ma'am. Well, anyhoo, we should be getting our F.D.A. approval any day now, hopefully, in time for Thanksgiving. See, the way we look at it, chocolate already dominates most of your major food-preparation holidays: Easter, Christmas, what have you.
PHOE: What makes it pilgrim?
ROSS: I don't know what to do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.
CHAN: Waitress. Got it. You guys wanna play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else?
PHOE: Oh, oh sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like!
CHAN: I'm telling you this thing won't print. Yes, I pressed that button like 100 times. You know, for a hot line you are not so hot. What? What is that in the background? Are you watching Star Trek?
ROSS: No, no, uh, it's not what you think. It's um the other thing.
RACH: Well, what's the other thing, what do I think?
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
CHAN: [nervous] What? Nothing.
RACH: What's that? What? I saw my name. What is it?
RACH: Well what is it? Let me see.
ROSS: He won't? [remembers what it is] He won't! Because, isn't that, isn't that the, the short story you were writing?
RACH: All right, you know what? This isn't funny anymore. There's something about me on that piece of paper and I want to see it.
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
RACH: What is this? Ross, what is this?
RACH: She is not Rachem. What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some stupid paleontology word that I wouldn't know because I'm just a waitress.
PHOE: I... I cannot believe Ross even made this list. What a dinkus.
PHOE: What?
MNCA: What?
PHOE: What were you thinking?
JOEY: [opens the drapes] Hey, Ross! What are you doin'?
CHAN: What are you doing out there?
MNCA: Oh, you must be freezing. You know what you need? How about a nice steaming cup of hot Mockolate?
RACH: That's what I said.
ROSS: You know what? You know what? If, things were the other way around, there's nothing you could put on a list that would ever make me not want to be with you.
MNCA: What?
MNCA: Sure, what? Ok, ok. [hangs up the phone] [to Rachel] Music?
RADIO: The next one's dedicated to Rachel from Ross. Rachel, he wants you to know he's deeply sorry for what he did and he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him. (With or Without You plays)
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
Ross: What? It's, it's just a phase.
ROSS: [sitting at table talking to a girl] It's hard to tell because I'm sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be too much?
ROSS: I'm sorry. What was I supposed to do stand up and shout 'Hey, Rachel, your butt is showing!'
Ross: Hey, what do you think they're doing in there?
Monica: What? Honey.
(Ross isn't sure what to do with that comment.)
Monica: (entering from her room) Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey.
Pete: What?
Rachel: What are you gonna do Pheebs?
Monica: What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!
Joey: What?
Rachel: Oh wow. Thatyknow what? That is so unfair. Yknow what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, lets go have sex!
INTERVIEWER: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Rachel: What?
Monica: Hey, what are you doing? You gotta save room, youve got almost an entire turkey to eat.
Ross: What? What?
Phoebe: What?
Monica: What?
PHOEBE: You know, what I think is so great that you are totally into this person and yet for all you know she could be like 90 years old, or have two heads, or. It could be a guy.
Ross: What?
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: So, what happens to the old guys?
Pete: What?
Rachel: Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?
Pete: What?
Chandler: Alright, what have we learned so far?
Rachel: What thing? What thing?
Ross: Oh what are you kidding? Shes gorgeous, its all Rachel.
Joey: Yeah, whats that about?
Ross: What?
Rachel: Y'know what? I think we can just leave it at that. It's kinda like a symbolic gesture...
Joey: What about the chick?
Monica: Okay! I will! Mrs. Green? Mrs. Green! (She ignores Monica and Monica follows her out into the hall with Phoebe in tow.) It is rude to leave a party without saying good-bye to the host! Yeah, and-and also when someone apologizes to you the decent thing to do is to accept it! Now what I did to you, it wasnt on purpose! But what youre during to me now is just plain spiteful!
Monica: Look at me! My big concern is whats real?! (Finally realises) Oh my God. Were really sad, arent we?
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]
Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.
Rachel: N-it wasn�t easy, but it�s your birthday and I did what I got to do.
Ross: Pheebs? What, why are you whispering?
Chandler: What? (turns around quickly still ready to throw the dart and Joey quickly ducks and hides behind the chair) What are you, what are you talking about?
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...
Kate: Really. What?
Kate: What?
Student: Guess what, I got an audition!
Joey: What?! I dont have 20,000!
RACHEL: Ok, who ordered what?
Joey: What?
Phoebe: (excited) No! It's a great time, come in...! WOW, hi... Oh my gosh! What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?
Joey: No! Forget it! OkayI mean thanks, but Im done taking money from you. All right, I can take of myself. Now, whats next? Come on.
Tommy: Whats in the cup, Ross?
Joey: (stunned) What?!
Ross: Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really wouldve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.
Lauren: (whispering) Tonight. What are you doing?
[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're still arguing about what to name the baby.]
Monica: What?
Joey: I dont know. Its-its just lately, Ive been feeling Okay, heres what it is (Pause) You know what? I feel a lot better, thanks! (Starts to leave)
Ross: (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Rachel: What? Its true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
Ginger: Whats a nubbin?
[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]
Joey: Well what is it?!
Janice: Oh yknow what? You have to speak very loudly when youre talking to Sid, because hes almost completely deaf.
All: What?!
Joey: What?! He got me! Owwwwww!!!
Ross: Well then, what is it?!
Rachel: Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?
ROSS: Yeah but Phoebs, what about the end?
Joey: So! Things can go wrong! You dont know! What if he doesnt make it?!
Phoebe: Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what Ive got?
Lowell: I know. That's what I told her.
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Rachel: What about you honey, who would be on your list?
Ross: What?! What?!
Ross: What?! Hows that?
Ross: What was, what was that?
Monica: Whats that?
Monica: You wanna what?!
Pete: What like Pete Dakota?
Jason: What?!
Vince: What?!
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Ross: Well, this is what happens when people live on the edge!
Phoebe: Y'know what you should send him? A cartoon of cigarettes. 'Cause that why he could trade it for protection. No. That's prison.
RUSS: I know what your problem is.
Phoebe: (entering, hurridly) Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! (She hands Chandler a picture) Thats my Moms writing! Look.
Robin: Why? Why?! Whats wrong with me?!
Amy: Connected? I mean.. to what? She's.. she's a lump.
Phoebe: Okay umm, Id also like to try on the tiara. (The male jeweler hands it to her.) Oh yeah. Okay. (Puts it on.) (To the jeweler) What do you think, too much?
Rachel: Why?! What is it?
Rachel: Oh my God, what happened? (points to the cast on Janice's wrist)
Phoebe: Oh no! Wait! Wait! Okay, yknow what, you were right, you were right. We really werent great at being guys, but you know why? Because were girls.
Joey: Yeah. What are we getting?
Chandler: everything's great, just watching some regular television there, what a pleasant surprise. (She hugs him, and she knows what he was doing so she looks at the TV and sees sharks swimming around thinking Chandler was giving himself a treat to sharks.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too.]
Ross: Pity food? Y'know what thats okay, all right, I dont need any of you to stay, okay nobody stays.
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?
Ross: What, what do you mean, what? Is he gay?
Chandler: (to his co-workers) What is with him?
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
Phoebe: Yeah, what town are we near?
Pete: What, look back?