words in movies
JOEY: Well, I get the medical award for separating the siamese twins. Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramone. And that's where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big but it's cursed.
MONICA: Alright, I tell you what, I'll give this to you now if you can tell me where we keep the dustpan.
Ross: Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck?
Monica: Hey, where are all my ovulation-sticks? There's only one here.
Phoebe: Yeah. (She notices some guy putting a coat on his girlfriend is trying to remember where hes seen her before.) (To him) Youre trying to figure out where you know me from? All right, Ill give you a hint. From porn! Okay? (He tries to rush his girlfriend out.) Yeah your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie! (To Joey) See?
Rachel: Ok. (Phoebe starts to walk in the opposite direction though. Rachel sees and follows her) Wha...? where? Where are you going?
Joey: Where have you been?
[The final one is from Episode 607: The One Where Phoebe Runs, Joey has been trying to repel Janice and sees its not working to his liking so hes confronting her about the sexual tension.]
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
[Cut to later in that episode in Central Perk, a meeting with Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey where they discuss Chandler and Monica.]
Rachel: Oh, OH! Wow, I love those! Where did you get them?
Ross: Well then wed be in a lot of trouble, you dont know where any countries are. (Rachel glares at him.) Okay. (He goes over to the desk followed by Rachel.) Uh, say would you umm Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have (Handing her some money) opened up?
Phoebe: Wherere you going?
The Director: (returning) Okay, Im afraid to say this, but lets pick it up where we left off.
SCOTT: Where do you work?
Ross: I don't know, but I.. Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where - where is my coat?!
[Scene: Rosss birthday, night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left.]
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Monica: I know. Where do you wanna go eat?
Joey: Feminist issue. That's where I went!
Monica: Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night. (Goes to the counter) It was right here, where is it?
PHOEBE: But, but this is my gig. This is where I play. My, my name is written out there in chalk. You know, you can't just erase chalk.
CHANDLER: Huh? Where, whaddya mean?
Rachel: Okay fine! Ill-Ill just tell her its an antique apothecary table, she doesnt have to know where it came from. Oh! Look at this little drawers! Oh look-look it says that it holds 300 CDs.
Gary Collins: (on TV.) It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total! Thank you viewers! The pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers (He walks over to where Joey is sitting.) Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressed volunteers, (Joey stands up.) Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!
Chandler: Where did you, when did you, how did you... (Joey hits the back of Chandler's head) How did you get a girl like that?
Chandler: Yeah. (they both notice where his hands are)
Joey: Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.
Monica: Hey. Its three in the morning. They dont know that Ive come home yet. You notice how neither one of them are wondering where I am.
Joey: Where you going?
Phoebe: Where? (Turns to face him) Ooh, come to Momma.
Mr. Geller: Wheres my granddaughter? Ive been practicing my magic tricks.
Janice: Where is this party?
Joey: (returns to their old table where elderly people are sitting now, sits) Finally you guys made it. (looks up, turns left to Phoebe�s chair) Pheebs, who the hell�uhuhh!
Rachel: I know, I know, but uh just, I'm telling you, once, once you get past that part, that where it-it just feels like you wanna die, he's-he's really a good person.
Joey: Yeah well, maybe you should go back! Okay? Rachel moves in, and before you know it youre right where you dont want to be! Back together!
[The next flashback is from The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line. He's telling Joey that he kissed Cathy.]
Monica: (holding up a small cowboy hat) This isnt mine. (Sets it down and looks at the rest of the boxes.) Hey, this isnt, this isnt my stuff! Ugh, Ross! (Grabs and holds up a doll.) These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?
Monica: Wheres your bed?
Joey: This is where I keep the pizza. (Its the same location as before.) AndHey! Where did the napkin go?! (The napkin is not in its spot.)
Phoebe: Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up. And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....
Ross: (looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Wheres 717? (He gets up to return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross grabs the last piece.) Hey, youve have more of these for Susan right?
Katie: Hey, where are we going to lunch?
Rachel: Oh, you guys are gonna have so much fun! She's at such a cute age. Oh, a couple things. Now that she's eating solid food, she poops around the clock. And watch out for your hair, 'cause she likes to grab it. And oh, she's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she screams bloody murder, but ah... Thanks, you guys. Have fun!
Joey: Where do you think, (pause) Zelda?
Director: Next on the platforms are (He points to the right of Ross and Monica, so they dance over to where hes pointing to. He points away from them) you two! And (He points the other way, and Ross and Monica follow his arm. Again he points away.) You two!
Chandler: Uh-huh, first you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land.
Chandler: No-no, that's okay, apparently there's a new policy where we don't have to share everything with everybody.
MONICA: Rachel, it's a world where Joey is a neuro-surgeon.
Rachel: (surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh, she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly? (looks around for a spot)
Ross: No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad.
Phoebe: Yknow, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.
(Chandler walks back to couch, where Janice is.)
[The next flashback is from The One Where Eddie Moves In. It's the sequence where Joey and Chandler are both saddened that they're not living together anymore. All By Myself is playing in the background.]
Chandler: Wheres Mary-Angela?
Phoebe: All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?
Joey: Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but... (confidently) I made it work.
Rachel: (clearly not listening and still trying to find out where Joey went) Uh-huh... right... yeah...
(from 1.01 - "The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate - The Pilot")
(Ross goes into the room where Dr. Green is laying unconscious. He turns on the TV, puts his feet on the bed and starts watching a dinosaur movie where the dinosaur is caught by two cowboys. Dr. Geller awakes.)
Rachel: Monica, where did you get these?!
Joey: Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?
Rachel: Where ya going?
Monica: Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?
Ross: Hey, whered you get that?
Phoebe: Wheres Chandler?
Ross: Well, you can't know where I am all the time. Look, this marriage is never gonna work if you don't trust me.
Ross: Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is. (Laughs) "Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?" Don't know!
Phoebe Sr: No, no, thats just Chuck Magioni, I-I sold him a house last year! And Im very sorry, but I dont know where your Father is, and thats the truth.
RACH: Maybe it was just the kind of story where you have to be there.
Monica: Wheres that?
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey, where is this guy, it's been over an hour!
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
[Scene: Another street, somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where theyre gonna get married. Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer.]
Ross: Wheres Ben?
Joey: (holding an empty tissue box) Wheres all the tissues?! (Throws the box down in disgust.)
[The next clip is the second famous fight in The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break.]
ROSS: Where ya goin'?
Phoebe: (walking back in with her hand over her eyes.) Umm, wheres my purse?
Chandler: Well, thats the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually Ill be in Cuba.
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Monica: Joey, where are the Jell-o shots?
Chandler: (reading the paper) Says here that a muppet got whacked on Seasame Street last night. (to Ross) Where exactly were around ten-ish?
Rachel: Well, hey! How about right above the TV? (Points to the spot where her famous French poster is hanging). That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door!
Monica: Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?
Joey: I know! Thats why we got to find Monica!! You know where she is?
Rachel: Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.
Chloe: Wait! Wheres my shoes?
Receptionist: Welcome to the Chestnut Inn Mr. Bing, so where are you joining from?
Monica: Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from?
Monica: Yeah. Where were you?
[A montage of scenes from The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break follows.]
Phoebe: Oh my god! Where are you? (Looks around.)
MONICA: Yeah, yeah, yeah, where are we on the hundred bucks?
Phoebe: Ohh, I think she knows where my Dad is.
Phoebe: Where are you going, Mr. Suity-Man?
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
Phoebe: I will find a selfless good deed! 'Cause I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!
Monica: Seriously, where did you get the hat?
Monica: Oh well, where is he?!
Chandler: Where ya going?
Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.