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Rachel: Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when youre at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!!
Monica: Will you stop!
Monica: Okay, all right, I think youre great, I think youre sweet, and youre smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me.
Joey: Ohh. Wow! Well how-how, how will you be gone?
Phoebe: Wow, Joey and a professor! Can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw sexual magnetism... Oh, those nerds will get laaaaaid!
Phoebe: I-I sure will, take care. (Starts walking off.)
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
Frank: Well, when I tell my friends about her she will be.
Rachel: Oh, I probably shouldntso I will! (Joey starts making her refill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! Its like its raining!
Rachel: (yelling) So youre gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and thats where everybodys gonna be!
ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.
CHANDLER: Hear me out woman.� I'll go down the fire escape.� Then, I'll wait for a while.� Then, when I come up the stairs, it'll be just like I just got back from Tulsa.� Then, Joey and I will come in and see that there's no guy in here.
Ross: Oh whats the big deal?! I wasnt even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And-and yknow what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then, and then well-well leave early as a sign of protest.
Ross: No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.
Chandler: Yknow, itll be okay. Itll be okay. Because when they come over, I will be all charming, I will make them fall in love with me, and then well tell em.
Stanley: I don't know. A week? Maybe two? The money will turn up! People will always wanna invest in movies! Hey, you're not rich are ya?
Phoebe: Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?
Phoebe: Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just dont know what the big deal is!
Mike: Yeah, I'm sure they will, but you don't have to do this... I'm wanting them to get to know Phoebe, not (accent) Phoebe...
Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
Joey: Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and thats just for ugly people.
Chandler: And the world will never know.
Phoebe: I can and I will! (Kisses him.)
Rachel: (entering) Ugh, you will not believe what that sleaze-ball from Ralph Lauren did too me!
Ross: Youre great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Rachel: Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.
Joey: Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. (Points to himself) Im an actor, and any actor worth himself can cry on cue. (snaps fingers)
Chandler: See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Monica: And when he's naked I can throw him out in the front yard and lock the door and all the neighbors will just humiliate him!
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, I think I will.
Ross: Oh, I uh, hope you don't mind, I kinda uh, jazzed it up a little. Check this out. (He plays the greeting, and We Will Rock You starts to play and Ross's voice comes over it.) We will, we will, call you back!
Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
Rachel: I ah, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts.
Joey: Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.
Phoebe: Wow! Oh well, I will be there!
Rachel: Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. (Exits.)
Will: Hey!
Will: Hey.
Will: Happy Thanksgiving!
Will: Oh.
Will: Ross is coming. Great! I love Ross!
Will: Hello.
Will: Yeah.
Will: Ross!
Monica: (to Will) Joey.
Ross: (entering) Will!
Monica: Will! From high school.
Rachel: (sees Will) Oh my God Monica, who is that?
Will: So what do you, what do you do now?
Will: (glaring at Rachel) Rachel Green.
Will: Right.
Will: You are unbelievable.
Will: Oh I-I remember you.
Rachel: Hi! Will, right?
Will: (sneeze talks) Typical.
Will: I dont know? Do I? Do I?
Will: Me and Ross. (Points at Ross.)
Will: Yams!!!!
Ross and Will: Yeah.
Will: We started a rumor.
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Will: Yeah! (They high-five.)
Will: Oh, youd like that wouldnt ya?
CHANDLER: I'm hoping that when Bob doesn't show up, she will seek comfort in the open arms of the wry stranger at the next table.
Will: Are ya getting married?
Will: Hold on! You got her pregnant?
Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because its romantic, but because I can!
Kristen: Our table will be ready in a couple minutes.
Ross: Maybe that will liven up this party.
Chandler: Nine times! Okay, I had to put on lotion! But, its gonna be okay, because as of tomorrow Im conducting an experiment, and if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free.
{Transcribers Note: As with all the cliffhangers, there was no credits scene. There will be a ninth and final season of Friends starting sometime in September. See you then, have a good summer everyone.}
Will: Yeah, its not. But Im rich and thin.
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Chandler: I will explain it to her.
Phoebe: There you go, that's the spirit! Okay! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving!
Carol: What that woman... did. I am not doin that. Its just gonna have to stay in, thats all, everything will be the same, itll just stay in.
Monica: (entering) Oh good youre all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four oclock. (To Rachel) Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?
Phoebe: It will be in a minute. Listen, Tim youre a really great guy.
CHANDLER: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y=know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout!
Joey: Oh my God I have to tell her! I havent even thought about what I will say. What should I say?
Joey: But what if uhand Im not saying she will beBut
Chandler: Of course I will call you. I love you.
Ross: What a great idea! That will get Rachel to forgive me!
Chandler: No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth y'know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. (Laughs.) Will you be my wife?
Emily: I left a bra drying on the shower rod, you dont think your son will think its yours and be horribly traumatised?
Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
Joey: Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?
Monica: Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.
Joey: No there wont! I promise I will finish that turkey!
Joey: "Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die."
Monica: Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'.
Chandler: (watches Joey for a moment) Okay! (Joey quickly moves the hockey stick so that hes scratching his back with it.) Listen, Im gonna be moving out so you will be in charge of paying the rent.
Ross: I will, I will. See, I'm waiting for the right moment. (Joey looks at him) What? What, now?
Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long cant be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
Rachel: Great! We will do all of those.
Rachel: Joey! The baby is kicking for the first time! Will you please come feel this?!
Phoebe: (picks up a dress) Hey Rach, will you come with me to a dressing room?
Monica: (Holding a shirt in front of Ross.) Okay, maybe this will make your teeth look less white. (Ross has a big smile.) Nope. Okay, colors that dont work are blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange, and purple.
Phoebe: Well you all know that I'm a pacifist so I'm not interested in war in any way. (Gets up) But y'know what? When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all. (Starts to leave.) (To Joey) Not you Joey.
Phoebe: Yeah, we both can. And we both will.