words in movies
Joey: You know what I want? I want a lot of things! I want to be with the woman I love on Valentines Day! And I want her to love me back! And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that thats never going to happen!
(A woman on TV breaths hard)
(The woman groans, moans, grunts, and screams. Chandlers eyes get huge!)
Woman on TV: Ow! Ow! Ooh! That hurts!
Woman on TV: Ohhh! Make it stop!
Mona: Huh, could you imagine. I go away for a few days, and come back, and my boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant! (Mona laughs yes again!)
Rachel: Okay. (watching the tape) Ooh, my! (Rachel jumps when the woman starts screaming) Woah! Why is that baby torturing that woman?!
Joey: Okay, uh sit down. (they do) Um theres this woman that I like. A lot. But, uh it cant happen.
Woman on TV: I came to the big city to become a star! Ill do anything to make that happen!
Rachel: (to the woman) Alimony. (Runs outside.)
Woman: Im Marjorie.
Janice: Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in Yemen! I'm a young woman! I have needs! I can't wait forever!
Wayne: I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, yknow Sarah?
Rachel: Pheebes, this woman is voluntarily bald.
Joey: When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is.
CHANDLER: Joey, a woman just stuck her tounge down my throat, I'm not even listening to you.
Chandler: Im saying that she is a devil woman! Yknow I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I dont hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is getting a phone number from a woman (Casey) as Chandler watches from the doorway.]
(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)
Joey: Its not what you said. Its the way you said it Oh My God, Im a woman!!!
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
Woman On Train: Oh, no. But its just a two hour ferry ride to Nova Scotia.
Joey: Shes a woman!
Joey: One pregnant woman at a time, please! I just want you to be okay.
Carol: What that woman... did. I am not doin that. Its just gonna have to stay in, thats all, everything will be the same, itll just stay in.
Monica: OK, look. That is Aunt Iris. This woman has been playing poker since she was five. You gotta listen to every word she says. (opens door) Hi!
Woman: I'll see you tomorrow.
(Chandlers opens the door. A beautiful woman stands at the doorway.)
Chandler: I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!
Ross: Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.)
(The woman who had tried to steal the washing machine walks by, and laughs.)
Woman: I can still see you!
Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?
Rachel: There was a woman at the... (realizes) The stripper?!
Phoebe: So okay what? Youre gonna be married to a girl who doesnt even know about it?!Op, woman! Sorry.
Chandler: Well, its not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Yknow? Youre doing nothing wrong. (Pause) Except for harboring an all consuming love for the woman whose carrying his baby. (He loses his card behind the door.) Richard? If-if youre in there, could you pass me my credit card?
Ross: (sets out a bunch of shot glasses and starts to poor himself a drink, many drinks) Im an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and Id be out and shed, shed see some beautiful woman, and, and shed be Ross y'know look at her, and Id think, God, my wife is cool!
The Smoking Woman: Yes?
The Smoking Woman: What?!
The Smoking Woman: I-I'm sorry! Sorry.
Chandler: OK, is there a mute button on this woman?
Phoebe: (to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.
Woman: Wow! Well, welcome back!
Chandler: You got it. Good woman! (the waiter turns around, it's a man) Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?
Monica: Do you see this? (Mimics him drooling over a womans breasts.)
PHOEBE: And um, and there's actually a, a woman?
Woman No. 1: No. No, haven't seen a monkey. Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
(As she leaves, a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.)
Ross: Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married.
Woman: No suds, no save. Ok?
(Another woman approaches.)
Woman No. 2: What?!
[Scene: Rosss Building, they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died. Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it.]
OLD WOMAN: Well, somebody got some last night.
(A woman with a steel drum and a guy with a xylophone start playing an instrumental version of "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley. A bridesmaid and a groomsman walk down the isle. Next are Rachel and Ross, who carries Chappy in his arms.)
Phoebe: Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, yknow. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. (to Monica) Can I have a tissue, please?
Ross: Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?
The Woman Dealer: Very busy.
Woman: I bet its fast.
(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, is Sidney there? (Listens) Oh, this is? (To the gang) Sidney's a woman.
Woman: Yeah, but even soo.
Woman: Yeah!
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Woman: (walking up) I love your car.
Woman No. 1: (laughs) No, I hate cats.
Chandler: Pregnant Woman Slays Four?
Chandler: Oh yeah, I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman! Tell me, tell me about your first period!
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Chandler: Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. (Chandler tries to hide a rubber chicken from the woman.) Nothing.
Ross: Well, you need something to make this day special? Hello! You-you-you have the most special thing of all! You are marrying the woman you love.
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
Carol: You slept with another woman?
Monica: (from the hallway) I do not like that woman!
Phoebe: Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman.
[Scene: A random apartment building, Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning.]
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
[Flashback to The One With Phoebe's Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. They're in Monica and Rachel's apartment and Monica has just drawn a diagram of a woman.]
Joey: Yeah, its (looks up and sees the woman) mine.
Woman: Hi!
(A woman enters.)
(A good-looking woman approaches.)
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
Woman: Amy!
Joey: Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way.)
Joey: Come on! You like this woman, right?
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
The Smoking Woman: Yeah I can, it worked real well.
Ross: (noticing a beautiful woman moving in down the street) Well hello! Shes cute! Should we uh, go try to talk to her?
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
The Woman: I-I am Kristen.
The Woman: Could you guys help me? (Chandler shyly exhales and looks away.)
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
Woman: Id love an ice water.
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Woman: Someone was in the lady's room, I couldnt wait. I left the lid up for ya though.
Monica: (to her son) Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!
(Another woman walks up.)
The Woman: I own this store.
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
MR. GELLER: A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
A Woman: Lets go!!
A Woman: Here he comes! Hurry!
Woman: (To Ross and Rachel) Congratulations you two!
Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldnt help overhearing, youre marrying Chandler Bing?