words in movies
[The next one is from Episode 417: The One With The Free Porn, Chandler and Joey are lamenting the fact that every beautiful woman they see doesnt want to have sex right then and there like in porn.]
Chandler: Youre turning into a woman.
Joey: Its not what you said. Its the way you said it Oh My God, Im a woman!!!
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin?"
Woman: (to her friend) He has the most amazing Porsche under there!
[The next one is from Episode 613: The One With Rachels Sister, Chandler has just opened the door to reveal a woman standing there.]
Woman: Hi, is Rachel here? Im her sister.
Woman: Hi!
(A good-looking woman approaches.)
(A woman enters.)
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
Woman: Amy!
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
Joey: Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way.)
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
Joey: Come on! You like this woman, right?
The Smoking Woman: Yeah I can, it worked real well.
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
Ross: (noticing a beautiful woman moving in down the street) Well hello! Shes cute! Should we uh, go try to talk to her?
The Woman: Could you guys help me? (Chandler shyly exhales and looks away.)
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
The Woman: I-I am Kristen.
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Monica: (to her son) Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
(Another woman walks up.)
Woman: Someone was in the lady's room, I couldnt wait. I left the lid up for ya though.
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
Woman: Id love an ice water.
A Woman: Lets go!!
The Woman: I own this store.
A Woman: Here he comes! Hurry!
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
MR. GELLER: A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.
Woman: Hi, is uh Phoebe here?
Woman: Ohh great.
Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldnt help overhearing, youre marrying Chandler Bing?
Woman: Hey!
The Woman: Ross, sweetheart!
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Woman: Im sorry, who are you?
Woman: (To Ross and Rachel) Congratulations you two!
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
Phoebe: Yeah, do you want to break a dying womans heart?
Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
Ross: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. (A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and he tries to pretend he was in the other one)
Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
Joey: I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow! (A woman goes towards them)
(A beautiful woman approaches.)
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
[Scene: Outside of Central Perk, Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree.]
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
(An old woman pushes a cart full of books past.)
(A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.)
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Ross: Thats right! Thats right, dont you play a woman?
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
Woman: (To Joey) Is this yours?
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin?"
Ross: No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.
Woman: Yknow, you look nothing like I wouldve thought. Youre youre so young.
Joey: Come on! Look just-just telllet her know that you really want them to be there. Lets not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years.
Joey: No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]
[Scene: A newsstand, Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman.]
Phoebe: You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup. (The woman calls her bluff.) (Screaming at no one in particular) Backup! Backup!!
ROSS: Go over there and tell that woman the truth.
ROSS: Well, pretty incredible according to the message she left you on my machine. Hey, Chandler, why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine?
Phoebe: Im just saying, this woman, I mean shes fictitious. No?
Woman: Oh thank you.
Woman: Hi!
Woman: No.
[Scene: The Launderama, Rachel is there, waiting for Ross. An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things.]
(A woman approaches.)
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Ross: Wh - No. Some woman who sounded a lot like Joey called earlier and asked for her daughter, the "hot nanny".
Woman: Really?!
(He hurriedly checks his hair in his computer screen, before taking a sporting trophy from a drawer to place ostentatiously on his desk. An attractive young woman opens the door.)
Woman: Hi!
Woman: Wow!
Woman: Im Amanda.
Woman: I dont think so.
Waitress: (to the woman) $4.50 please.
Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
The Woman Dealer: I don't know about the hands, but the guy that was here before me just went to the bathroom.
Ross: That is an old, Chinese woman!
MONICA: This wasn't addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment. There's no stamp on it, this woman was in our building.
CHANDLER: Hear me out woman.� I'll go down the fire escape.� Then, I'll wait for a while.� Then, when I come up the stairs, it'll be just like I just got back from Tulsa.� Then, Joey and I will come in and see that there's no guy in here.
(A museum official enters with another man and woman.)
Woman No. 1: Eew! It's creepy looking!
Rachel: My God. Okay. (Another woman enters.) Ha-ha-ha beat ya! Sucker!
(Another woman starts to enter.)
The Woman From Poughkeepsie: (outside Rosss window) Ross? Ross! (she knocks on the window) Wake up! Ross! (the train starts moving) Ross! Ross!! Ross!!! Ross!!!!
Rachel: Here is a book of poetry that I know Monica loves. And-and ohh God this is funny, look, this is a picture of one Halloween where she dressed up as a bride. (Shows Phoebe the picture.) And look, she made me carry her train, which was weird because I was Wonder Woman. Oh and heres a little purse that I found. (Hands her the purse) Yknow I just thought that maybe they could hold the rings in there.
Woman At The Wedding: It didnt click.
Woman At The Wedding: Why wont you take our picture?
Monica: You kissed another woman!
Phoebe: Thank you. (To the other woman) No? (She nods.) All right. (She goes to another pairing.) Oh, its so nice to see you.
Chandler: That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic.
(This gorgeous woman in spandex walks up)
Boy in the Cape: Youre a mean old woman. (Runs away.)
Joey: I would say, "Woman, please!"
Monica: Do this for me! Come on, I catch you looking at womans breasts all the time!
Ross: Trying to date this woman.
Chandler: All right. Yes. Okay. I get your point. But if its not your bra will you just let the woman clean the apartment?!
Monica: This place is really my Grandmothers. (Joey starts to take off all of his clothes, while Monica gets the glasses and pours the lemonade.) I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this. So if the landlord ever asks, Im 87 year old woman, whos afraid of her VCR. So are you thirsty?
Phoebe: Yeah... The woman you what?