words in movies
Ross: Now that is funny. Hey, do you think...would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? 'Cause she's, she's alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad.
The Interviewer: So it seems like you have a lot of friends, who would you say is your best friend?
Joey: Why would I return it? I love this bag!
Ross: (quietly) That would be nice.
Monica: (gives her an envelope) Would you just open it?
Joey: Would she? (He smells something and gasps as he realizes what it is.) You ate my candy bar!
Ross: Ive got to say; I know I divorce a lot of women, never thought I would be divorcing you.
Woman: I would love your autograph. (hands him a notepad)
Monica: That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before.
Ross: Hey, would it be okay if I wrote a song about this.
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Phoebe: But are you saying that you would move out if I didnt buy that lamp?
Rachel: Oh okay, hey guys, would you flip mine too?
Phoebe: Alice would never go for it, right?
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Ross: That would be me.
Monica: Hey, we would still be living here if hadn’t gotten the question wrong!
Chandler: Because that would be crazy?
Chandler: That would be impossible to resist if you werent all drippy here. (Points to his nose.)
Monica: Chandler, would you like some more orange juice?
Rachel: Well, this sounds like fun! Well, you know what? Actually? People are getting a little antsy waiting Emma to wake up from her nap, so would you mind performing them once now?
Phoebe: Then what's wrong with them? Would they not go with your tiny portions of pretentious food?
Rachel: How do you think this suit would look on an assistant buyer at Bloomingdales?
Rachel: Oh thats right. Youre the talker. (They both reflect on that briefly) Anyway uh, great idea! Umm, I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues.
Phoebe: Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss (panting). But no, okay. No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. Yeah, okay. You're uptight.
Joey: Well, I was thinking about that and I, I think the best way would be, to not.
MONICA: That would be the work of a Blowfish.
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Mike: (puts on a fake smile) Where else would lame Mr. No Balls hide it? (he takes the ring from the cake, and cleans it with a napkin)
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
Rachel: Pheebs, I would make a reservation for five, because one of us has to stay home and watch Emma. (to Ross:) Which one of us should go to dinner?
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Chandler: Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, whos boss.
Phoebe: Joey, I cant believe you would do that for me.
Chandler: I dont know, y'know. What, what, would you do?
Monica: I would love too, but I cant! I mean I just cant, you know that Im not good at confrontation.
Phoebe: Hey, I never got to hear who you guys would pick to be your girlfriend.
Phoebe: (coming in from the bathroom) Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!
Chandler: I mean, You wouldn't want any part of me to get any bigger would you? Don't answer that.
Phoebe: Oh my God, hes not even appreciated in his own time. I would give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!
PHOEBE: Why would you kill his fish?
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
Gunther: You would think.
Joey: Would you let it go Ross. It was just a dream. It doesn't mean...
Phoebe: I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!
Mr. Geller: Don't listen to your mother. You're independent, and you always have been! Even when you were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine! And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles...
Monica: No, a guy would be saying, "Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Oh my God! Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Ive been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that Id be giving up! I mean, I Im never gonna have a first kiss again.
Monica: You know what would be real weird? Is if you werent there. Just say youll think about it, okay?
Student: I was wondering if you would consider coaching me for it?
Ross: Ok well, I would like to do a dig in the painted desert.
Frank Sr.: Well Lilly, when you see Lilly would you give her that, that note? Because I wanted to talk to her at the memorial but, well I pictured her getting mad at me the way you got mad at me and I well, I chickened out. So, uh, I wrote her that note, would you give it to her please?
Joey: I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
Monica: Would you please go?
Phoebe: Will it? Will it?! I mean, how would you feel if you found out you were 31?
Rachel: Because, I feel like I wouldn't just be going out with him. I would be going out with all of you. Oh, and there would just be all this pressure, and I don't wanna...
Ross: Look, I'm sure it would be great, but I-I think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna go!
Rachel: Phoebe, your in pain, would you just go to the dentist, just go.
Woman On Train: Were at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?
Donny: ...should be playing with the star of "General Hospital" Leslie Charleson. (applause) Welcome everybody. Good luck to all of you. Let's play Pyramid. All right? Now... we flipped a coin before the show, Gene, you won the toss, so you're gonna start. Which category would you like?
Joey: Then why would you say that?!
Rachel: Ohh! I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now!
Ross: Unless (Rachel groans.) You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, Im not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!
Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.
Rachel: Pheebs, if I had never met him this never would have happened!
Rachel: (nervous) So it would just be, me alone?
Chandler: No! That would be so awkward! LookBesides, we work in different departments. Hes on the sixth floor yknow? So he calls me Toby once in a while. Whats the big deal? It could be worse, its not like hes calling me Muriel. (Chandler suddenly freezes into place.)
Chandler: I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? (doing David) "Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh..." Spit it out, David!
MONICA: I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?...Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!
Rachel: Yeah, it would be really weird.
Ross: No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad.
Rachel: Okay. (Starts to go.) God yknow, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbianis apartment
Chandler: Rach, if you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him? I mean yknow you cant date him right?
Monica: Why else would we be here?
Ross: Its a good thing I didnt do it, because it sounds like it wouldve been a very expensive wedding. (Rachel laughs) Okay, good night
Joey: Oh my, would you look at that! (holds up crossed fingers)
Ross: That would be great.
Monica: Rachel, what are you doing? Its freezing out here. Would you come back inside?
Rachel: All right. Lets say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
Phoebe: Yeah, you are. And I'm so glad that you fought your way back in, because I don't know what I would do without you.
Phoebe: No, look, I told you that I didnt want you to try and sell it, and you just, you big fat did it anyway. God, y'know what, I think five years ago I probably wouldve done anything to play with you but, I can do it by myself. And if I cant trust you then just forget it.
Ross: (To Monica) Look, okay-okay I had food poisoning! Its not like I choose to do it! Its not likeIts not like I said, "Umm, what would make this ride more fun?!"
Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
Ross: Well, what-what would you do? Rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?
Monica: I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!
Ross: I would!
Doctor Connelly: Ok, given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy, or insemination using a sperm donor.
Phoebe: I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures.
Phoebe: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in.
Joanna: Would you? Or, is it just to sad and desperate, and y'know something that Sophie would do?
Monica: I know, I just thought it would be fun.
Rachel: So that we would have something to talk about! So it wouldnt be awkward!
Monica: Okay, I feel like Im talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!
Phoebe: Well, of course I would want to see you. I I think about you all the time.
Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.
Ross: No, I-I thought it would be more fun this way.
MONICA: Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog. Do you, uh, do you , do you not see kids in our future.
Chandler: Ah, I dont know, you tell me. Anything you ah, wanna tell me, because, if you ah, you should, if you, you would, tell me.
Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brothers triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!
Ross: (sarcastic) That would be a good way to get rid of all the PCP we have lying around.
Rachel: But I already told Zelner that I would come back...