words in movies
Chandler: You're on!
Ross: God, you're amazing... I didn't even have to ask you to call me that.
Phoebe: Yeah, you're right. This is none of our business.
Joey: (long pause and he twitches a bit) You're a pain in my ass, Geller!
Ross: Dude! You're not taking your Bible?
Chandler: You're not supposed to take that. Besides, it's a New Testament, what are you gonna do with it?
Ross: You're filthy!
Phoebe: Aaah... you're not good at this...
Phoebe: Three months? Okay... This is probably none of my business, but uhm, how long do you think you're gonna keep seeing her?
Rachel: Okay, well keep in mind that by the time you're done, they'll probably be serving dinner.
Ross: I am speachless... I mean the fact that you would put my happiness first like that. I mean, you're an incredible friend, you know that?
Chandler: So if you want people to see them, then by definition you're not having them taken out... say, at the break of dawn?
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
Phoebe: Look, Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you... He was gonna break-up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss-and-tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.
Precious: Oh, my God, maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him. I deserve to be treated with respect.
Precious: Screw you, Mike. You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell.
Phoebe: You're welcome!
PHOEBE: I know you're just moving uptown but I'm really gonna miss you.
SUSIE: It's nice to see you're not still wearing that denim cap with all the little mirrors on it.
Rachel: Oooh, honey, you're not a total loser.
Phoebe: Oh Chandler! Thank God you're alive. Monica, can I talk to you outside for a minute?
Chandler: You're right, I know.
PHOE: OK honey, you're dating Ross.
JOEY: Uhhh, I don't think you're gonna like this.
Monica: Nah, while you're at Ross's if you see any lying around
Joey: Please, c'mon, you're the smartest person I know and I really like this girl, ok, I don't wanna lose her.
Phoebe: Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
Rachel: Ohh, you're so sweet! (She kicks Katie in the shin.)
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?
Phoebe: (entering) Oh good, you're all up.
Mr. Tribbiani: Then y'haven't. You're burning your tomatoes.
JOEY: Alright, you're on. I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass.
Ross: Okay, you're in bed. She's over on your side, cuddling. Now you wait for her to drift off, and then you hug her (demonstrates on the cushion) and roll her back over to her side of the bed. And then you rollll a-way. Hug for her! Roll for you.
RACHEL: Oh, God, no problem. So you're gonna go with the uh, waiting thing?
Joey: Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?
Ross: You don't have to do anything. It will just be easier if it is the two of us, like college, remember? You...you break theice with some kind of jokes so that they know you're the funny one and I swoop in with some interesting conversation, sothey'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding, sexy one...
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Ross: You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?
Gary: Because if you're not moving forward, y'know you're just moving backwards.
Joey: You're right, I'm sorry. You're right.
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Joey: Thanks man. Did you hear that, you guys? You're gonna get to stay here! And, and it's good, you know, 'cause, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit.
Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!
Rachel: Hah! I found it! I told you I would find it! In your face! You're a different person.
Ross: Yeah, okay you're right.
Joey: Look, Ross, I feel really bad. I mean, you're going through all this stuff and I just acted like a jerk.
ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
RACH: Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.
Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! (Ross and Chandler look off into the distance. Joey, wondering what they are looking at, looks in the same direction)
Monica: Well, you're not working either.
ROSS: You're livin' the dream.
Rachel: ..You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what?
Joey: (In near tears, realizes she is right) I hate to admit it, but you're probably right. How did you get to be so smart?
Monica: You're going to talk to him! Y'know what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him.
Monica: (chuckles) Hmm, well you're around me all the time and you don't flirt.
Joey: (very satisfied and smiling) That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.
MONICA: You are not a freak. You're a guy.
Chandler: I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice.
Monica: You heard him! "No bigger!" "You're perfect!" "Just don't get any bigger!" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.
The Security Guard: Okay lady, you're out of here.
Rachel: All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
Monica: Well, I don't know... I-It's... just the way you say it... I mean, you're funny... You have that funny thing. You're a funny guy! (Chandler turns to Joey)
The Salesman: Well you, her, I mean, she's very y'know. And you're like y'know.
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Joey: You're kidding!
Guy: Wait. You're right. I know you're right. And, thanks for being so nice. Here (gives her the flowers he bought.)
PHOEBE: I, I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, you're married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, 'Oh, I'm not gay.'
MR. HECKLES: You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.
Chandler: You're kidding, no!
Rachel: So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me.
Joey: You could say: "Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?" (looks at Ross matter-of-factly)
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
Phoebe: Oh, now you're sad and creepy, oh. You know what, I, I'm sorry I quit, okay, I just quit.
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Joey: Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job.
Rachel: Ok. You decorate dad's office and so now you're a decorator. Okay! I went to the zoo yesterday and now I'm a koala bear.
Rachel: (whispering and begging) Please? (Ross makes a "whatever" gesture) YES! Sandy you're hired.
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Mike: You're right. She probably will support me. Hey, unless we move in with you, dad?
INTERVIEWER: You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
Joey: Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?
Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
Mr. Oberblau: (seeing her) Oh, you're back... (to Ross) this is my wife, Nancy.
Chandler: Oh, so you're divorced?
Phoebe: Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black.
ROSS: Ok, sweetheart, I'll call you later tonight. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, you're not really gonna go through with this, are you?
Monica: Yeah, you miss alot, when you're moo-ing.
Joey: Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.
MR. HECKLES: You're doing it again.
Roger: Actually it's, it's quite, y'know, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me, I need love!'.
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
Rachel: You're right, you're right. I should just tell her the truth.
Ross: You're over me?
Ross: You're right. Yours is worse. You are the king of bad Thanksgivings.
Monica: Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.
JOEY: Well knock it off, you're supposed to be my friend.
Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!
Phoebe: Wait a minute! So when Emily comes you're just, you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
Joey: You're a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her? That cute nibbly noise when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel.
Chandler: You are an amazing wife. (Monica shrugs) No really you're amazing you were actually gonna do this for me, I mean where do you find the strength and understanding over something like that.
Chandler: Not as much fun as last time. Apparently you only get porn if you're giving a sperm sample.
Monica: (to Ross) So, I guess you're next. You're ready?
Jack: I know what you're thinking Judy, the resemblance is uncanny!
Ross: Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce butI'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.
Joey: I'm serious. You're amazing. You know when to spritz, when to lay back.
Rachel: Oh no, you're the best.
Joey: I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!
Monica: I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
Chandler: Are you aware that you're still talking?
Phoebe: You're right.
ROSS: You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door.
Ross: Look you're my wife. We're-we're married. Y'know? I-I love you. I-I really miss you.