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Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked.
Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
Ross: You're good.
Mrs. Bing: No, really, c'mon. You're smart, you're sexy...
Ross: You're my friend. I-I had to tell you.
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened.
Ross: Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips.
Ross: No! Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell her how you feel?
Monica: Oh! You're awake!
Phoebe: You're welcome.
Chandler: No, just knowing you're gonna be there is enough.
Ross: You're kidding.
Monica: That's all the turkey you're gonna get.
Phoebe: Hi! (turns back to Chandler, then to Monica) Oh, yeah, no, I know. You're a chef. I know, and I thought of you first, but um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so....
Rachel: Uh, yeah, well, see, he Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!
Realtor: Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through. (she leaves the room)
Monica: Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here.
Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!
Ross: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?
JOEY: Phoebs look, if you want to know what the deal is, you're just gonna have to ask him.
CHANDLER: Maybe 'cause the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm. Look Eddie, isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing right now?
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
Phoebe: Oh, well that's ok. I think you and I will do much better if you're just... here as a bridesmaid.
Charlie: It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
Rachel: Phoebe, you're on.
Monica: No, you're the best.
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
Monica: You're a pig. And you can't do this.
Joey: All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.
JADE: Hi, it's me. Listen, Bob. I'm probably way out of line here. I mean, It has been 3 years, and you're probably seeing someone else now, but if we could just have one night together, just for old time's sake, one hot, steamy, wild night...
Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Charity guy: Are you here to take more money? Because, I think what you're looking for is an ATM.
Ross: Look, Rachel, this is poker. I play to win, alright? In order for me to win, other people have to lose. So if you're gonna play poker with me, don't expect me to be a 'nice guy,' OK? Cause once those cards are dealt... (claps hands three times)
RACHEL: Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married.
Rachel: You're twins?
Chandler: You're right, by saying "nice" I'm virtually licking her.
Ross: (skeptic) So you're just like a... guy who's a nanny?
JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?
Monica: (shocked) You're not gonna be here New Year's Eve??
Chandler: You're kidding.
RACHEL: Ross, Ross, please listen to me. Ross, you are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. I mean you care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh.
Joey: Good, and hey! My treat. (He turns to go into his bedroom then stops.) But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Ross: Monica? You're Mom.
Ross: But I'm not! (pause). You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food...
Donny: O-kay... Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed, so that means Gene, you are going to the winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! (Gene is clapping his hands looking very happy and so is Joey) And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani (Both of their smiles fade away instantly)
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
ROSS: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "hey, you're not Bob."
Chandler: You're definitely scaring here.
Chandler: Wait! I just want you to know that... I'm so happy you're going to be here.
Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)
Monica: Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?
Phoebe: (as Ursula) You know... (unconsciously putting a hand on his knee) You're gonna be really, really hard to get over.
Ross: You're wrong.
Ross: You're wrong.
Fake Monica: Well, you're Pennsylvania Dutch, right?
Monica: So you're free Thursday, then.
Monica: You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffo-Martisis!
Chandler: Yes! (Rachel walks towards door) You're never gonna make it!
JOEY: So, you're not mad at me for getting fired and everything?
Monica: Right! .. but we "know" what you're wishing for!
Joey: You're right, you're right, I'll get back to work.
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
PHOE: You're right, you're right. Ah, you are so yumm. [they hug]
Ross: You're gonna be an aunt.
Phoebe: So-so you're really not going?
Rachel: When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)
Teacher: You in the back, you're getting it all wrong!
Rachel: Oh, are you sure you're ok?
CHANDLER: [walks over to the woman] I know what you're thinking, Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.
Chandler: You're watching a football game at a funeral?
Joey: You can't have S-E-X, when you're taking care of the B-A-B-I-E!
RUSS: You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.
Joey: Yeah, well don't get me wrong, you're a better agent than she is, but at least with her I don't want to blow my pretty dumb brains out.
Monica: Oh, you're right.
JOEY: I'm fine with it, I mean, if you're OK watching a video filled with two nippled people. [Chandler puts the tape in]
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great!
Monica: Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?
Joey: (to Charlie) Ok, you're gonna come back with some very classy clothes... (aside to Rachel)... and some slutty lingerie, SLUTTY!
Monica: You're welcome.
Rachel: What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?
Phoebe: You're not? See, that's why you're so great!
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh... (Chandler hits his own head) you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help!
Joey: You're in!
Chandler: You're okay there?
PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
RACHEL: Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.
Luisa: Oh my God, you are! And you're Rachel Green!
Tom: Hi, you're Chandler Bing, right? I'm Tom Gordon, I was in your class.
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
Joey: You're not going to believe this!
Salesman: Hello, Sir. You're here to return those pants?
Phoebe: Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her.
Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.
All: You're kidding. Oh my God.
Rachel: Oh... you're not gonna do a magic trick, are ya?
Monica: Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and I know that you don't have to wear your hat unless you're in the kitchen.
JOEY: [to Ross] You're getting a cat?
Joey: Got it! (Goes towards the front door and stands with his back to it) Hey hey hey! (to Chandler) Where do you think you're going?
Woman: Yeah, well, now you're kinda not.
Joey: What's a matter Ross? What you're nervous about your speech?
Chandler: (To the nurse at the nurses' station) My specimen is in the room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there. Really helped speed the process along! (walks towards the common area and sees Janice is still there) Janice! You're not... gone?
Chandler: Oh no thats okay, you're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child. But it did hurt my feelings and I want you to know that when I die, you don't get Joey.
Joey: But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man! (Runs away.)
CHANDLER: Alright, I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back.
Katie: You were so funny with that waiter! You're such a nut! (She slaps her thighs, Joey jerks, and spills some of his coffee.)
Monica: You're kidding! Where? Where?
Chandler: Oh well you're the best. You come here to me.
Rachel: Just tell Joey that you watched the tape and you liked it, but your bosses didn't. Then that way, you're the good guy and they're the bad guys.
Joey: And about this Nancy thing... If you're not sleeping with her, should I?
Rachel: Ross, those things go like 40 miles an hour! Ok? When you're... and there is that moment when you are at the top, when you just don't know if you're gonna return back to earth!