words in movies
Joey: And you're not helping?
Phoebe: So weird, you think he's so gross and you're willing to eat his crackers. (Mike throws out everything in his mouth)
Rachel: No, I just mean that, you know, first impressions don't mean anything. And I-I think you're a really good guy and I'm sorry that I misjudged you.
Rachel: Oh wow, you are really, you're really a creep.
Joey: Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?
Monica: Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Phoebe: I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're a mother.
Rachel: whhh wait, you're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
Mike: Yeah - not such a problem with rats. No, they're more of a "love the one you're with" kind of animals.
Phoebe: Yeah, ok. I guess you're right. Allright, so we should just give them away. But to nice families, with children, and reduced fat wheat thins. They're Bob's favorites.
Mike: No, I think you're sweet.
Monica: (from inside) Again, you're welcome.
Rachel: See, Gavin, you're capable of being a nice guy. Why did you give me such a hard time?
MICH: Oy. Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me you're gonna be fine. You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure.
SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]
Ross: Oh, thanks. Oh, you're the best. (They hug.)
Monica: Oh, is that so? Ok. If that's really what you want, then here... I give you the headset. Well, I don't really want to give you the headset. Well I guess if you're taking over, you should probably return these messages. (hands her a stack of papers with messages and calls to return)
PHOEBE: (singing/screaming) You're all invited to bite me!
Phoebe: Well, you're not more excited than I am! No way! I'm the most excited!
Chandler: Well maybe you're going about this the wrong way. You know I mean think about it. Single white male, divorced three times,two illegitimate children. The personal ad writes itself....
Larry: Oh, so you're saying you'd choose convenience over health?!
Monica: And you're not gonna do that.
Stanley: I don't know. A week? Maybe two? The money will turn up! People will always wanna invest in movies! Hey, you're not rich are ya?
Monica: Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow, shouldn't you be packing?
Monica: Oh my God! You're water broke!
Monica: Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!
Joey: You're not gonna like it.
Phoebe: There you go. Okay, do you think you're gonna be okay?
Mary Ellen: Wow, you're a lot nicer on 'Days of Our Lives'.
MONICA: I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.
Monica: No-no-no, that's a video-phone. But hey guys you're not supposed to be here, so please, do not touch anything.
MONICA: Tonight you're supposed to waitress for me, my catering thing, any of those words trigger anything for you?
Monica: Y'know what? After you're with this woman for like ten minutes, you forget all that. I mean, she is this astounding person, with this, with this amazing spirit.
Rachel: Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!
PHOEBE: Does it matter? You're ultimately just gonna die or get divorced or have to blow your pets head off.
Amanda: (In a fake British accent) It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! (gives her coat to Monica as well) Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs (at which point she grabs both Phoebe and Monica's hands and places them both on her stomach) I don't exercise at all! (she pulls them down to sit.) Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. Why won't you go to sleep? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. You're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! (Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)
MONICA: You're meeting Richard?
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
Ross: You're on!
Monica: Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?
Phoebe: You're sure? You're absolutely sure?
Chandler: You're not supposed to take that. Besides, it's a New Testament, what are you gonna do with it?
Monica: Oh, But you're finally doing something that you love! I can't ask you to give that up. Though it'd be nice if the thing that you love was y'know... finding gold.
Rachel: You're right, I'm sorry. Thank you. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do.
Phoebe: Yeah well, in America you're just an "ass".
Ross: (on the phone) Goodnight sweetheart! I love you. And remember, you're daddy's little girl... (covering the phone, to Rachel) Phoebe's totally ruined that for me... (he passes the receiver to Rachel)
Joey: You're one to talk. (Puts the mushrooms in a saucepan)
Ross: You're sure? Nobody uh, handed out uh, mints or anything?
JOEY: Uh, listen Phoebs, I know you're not goin' in there but do you think it'd be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? Oh, that's fine, never mind. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas.
Joey: Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! You're leading man is here! Let's get to work.
Ross: (to the kid) Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever(to Chandler)can't do it. (to the kid) Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.
ROSS: You know, I might have expected this of you Phoebe, but Ryan, you're a military man.
Monica: Okay. That's okay. I-I know that you're very upset right now. I know, I know that wasn't about me.
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies.
Ross: Noo! No, not cuddlily, not me, just her. I'm like you, I need the room. Okay, come here. (they sit on the couch and Ross puts his hands on Chandler's shoulder and thigh.) Okay, you're in bed...
Receptionist: (holds up her handshe is on the phone) It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. Well, I'm not completely satisfied.
Rachel: Hi! Ok, you're ready to go pick up Phoebe and go shopping?
Phoebe: Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place.
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Ross: Dude! You're not taking your Bible?
Ross: Emily that's ridiculous. Look, I'm-I'm moving for you, I'm cutting friends out of my life for you. Please, just get on the plane and come to New York. Okay, you'll see you're the only person I want to be with.
Phoebe: Oh, you're no ordinary roommate are you?
Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) "Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."
Ross: You're not his godfather.
Mrs. Geller: You're right. We'll go with the burgundy.
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
Phoebe: You're Frank Buffay?
Monica: Because I know that you think the lottery is "boohaki" but we're all here and gonna watch the numbers and have fun. And you're my brother, and I want you to be a part of this.
Ross: You know what it's fine. If you're okay with the Barbi thing, so am I.
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Stanley: Eh, worth a shot. (Gets into his car.) Look Joey, let me know where you're staying, okay? (The car peels away.)
Chandler: Here's the thing, Janice. You know, I mean, it's like we're different. I'm like the bing, bing, bing. You're like the boom, boom, (Chandler flails his hand out and hits Janice in the eye)... boom.
Phoebe: Oh, you're not going? (Fake disappointed voice) Oh, why?
Rachel: Ok! Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on! All right Joe, you remember the rules! Heads I win, tails you lose.
Chandler: Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for.
Rachel: Yes you do, if you're going to make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Chandler: I don't know. I can't--I just, I can't get her out of my head. Y'know? I mean, I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. I'm a horrible person. (he waits for a reaction, when he doesn't get one) No you're not Chandler! We still love you Chandler!
Monica: Honey, thanks for trying to figure out a way, but if you're going to Tulsa, I wanna go with you.
Fake Monica: Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of twenty-five other women, and you're worried about who's gonna take you to the Big Apple Circus?
Phoebe: Oh, thank you! Oh... Oh my God, you're RICH!
Monica: So you're gonna be gone four days a week? (Thinks about it.) No.
MONICA: And, well, don't you have a lot of wild oats to sew? Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh my God, am I an oat?
Joey: Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking.
Chandler: Okay, but now see you're crying!
Chandler: Good save! We're back on track, and I'm... (grimacing) ..chewing someone else's gum. This is not my gum. Oh my God! Oh my God! And now you're choking.
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
ROSS: OK, see ya later, nice meeting you. [man leaves] You're welcome.
Rachel: And you're gonna want him to eat his heart out so you're gonna have to look fabulous!
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
Interviewer: You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
CHANDLER: [reluctantly sings] You're obviously not their favorite pet.
CHANDLER: Sorry, you had a paleontologist on your face. But, uh, it's gone now, you're alright.
RACHEL: You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?
Joey: You're a dancer? She-she's a dancer!
Ross: You're welcome for a delicious dinner.
Ross: Oh, you're... (gives up)
Ross: I don't even wanna hear it, you're just...
Ross: Phoebe! You're note, amazing! Not only did no one touch my sandwich, but people at work are actually afraid of me. Yeah, a guy called me mental! Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that.
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Ross: Really? You're not gonna return it?
Rachel: All right, you're the boss. I guess I gotta do what you tell me.
Chandler: Oh... I don't know, I really don't think you're right for the part.
Phoebe: You're so much more than just brains! You're sweet, and kind, and funny...
Monica: I understand, but you're wishing for what we think you're wishing for, aren't you?
Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?
Mindy: Now, I know things've been weird lately, but you're like my oldest friend in the world... Except for maybe Laurie Schaffer, who I don't talk to anywhere, 'cause she's all bitter now that she lost the weight and it turns out she doesn't have a pretty face. ....Okay, I'm just gonna ask you this once, and I want a straight answer.
ROSS: This is so cool. You're actually gonna be on television.
Mike: Keep in mind, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (to Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! None of that, not while you're living under my roof!
Mrs. Geller: Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. ...What's with your hair?
RACHEL: So, it's pretty late, you're probably uh, not still planning on. . .