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Joey: And you're not helping?
Phoebe: So weird, you think he's so gross and you're willing to eat his crackers. (Mike throws out everything in his mouth)
Rachel: No, I just mean that, you know, first impressions don't mean anything. And I-I think you're a really good guy and I'm sorry that I misjudged you.
Rachel: Oh wow, you are really, you're really a creep.
Joey: Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?
Monica: Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Phoebe: I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're a mother.
Rachel: whhh wait, you're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
Mike: Yeah - not such a problem with rats. No, they're more of a "love the one you're with" kind of animals.
Phoebe: Yeah, ok. I guess you're right. Allright, so we should just give them away. But to nice families, with children, and reduced fat wheat thins. They're Bob's favorites.
Mike: No, I think you're sweet.
Monica: (from inside) Again, you're welcome.
Rachel: See, Gavin, you're capable of being a nice guy. Why did you give me such a hard time?
Joey: Wha...? You're gonna go now? I thought we could hang out?
Chandler: Well, maybe it's because of the way you're dressed.
Chandler: Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that. All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits.
Ross: Yes, but also (Pauses to let Ben answer, but he doesnt.) Hanukkah! See, you're part Jewish, and-and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday.
Joey: Yeah, you're gonna go up to her and say, "Here's your egg back, I'm returning your egg."
MONICA: Chandler, you're not gonna die alone.
Phoebe: Well I don't think it's very nice of you to park here, y'know you're blocking the entrance.
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
Joey: So? Bring the dog back, you're a hero.
Fireman No. 1: You're our third call tonight.
PHOEBE: All right, stop it, you're freaking me out.
TV DOCTOR: You're the only one who can save her Drake.
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
MONICA: Chandler, you have to tell Joey that you're not in Tulsa.
Rachel: You're hurt!
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
Phoebe: Oh, you're not a dingus.
Monica: Y'know what? Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that.
Phoebe: (To Chandler) You're kinda stepping on the song. (She gets ready to play but is stopped by )
Joey: So you're really doing this, huh?
RICHARD: Hey, you're gettin' better. I'm gonna keep this by the way.
Rachel: (Looks at him) You're so pretty.
PHOEBE: I know you're just moving uptown but I'm really gonna miss you.
SUSIE: It's nice to see you're not still wearing that denim cap with all the little mirrors on it.
Rachel: Oooh, honey, you're not a total loser.
Phoebe: Oh Chandler! Thank God you're alive. Monica, can I talk to you outside for a minute?
Chandler: You're right, I know.
PHOE: OK honey, you're dating Ross.
JOEY: Uhhh, I don't think you're gonna like this.
Monica: Nah, while you're at Ross's if you see any lying around
Joey: Please, c'mon, you're the smartest person I know and I really like this girl, ok, I don't wanna lose her.
Mr. Tribbiani: Then y'haven't. You're burning your tomatoes.
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?
Phoebe: Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.
Rachel: Ohh, you're so sweet! (She kicks Katie in the shin.)
Phoebe: (entering) Oh good, you're all up.
JOEY: Alright, you're on. I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass.
Ross: You don't have to do anything. It will just be easier if it is the two of us, like college, remember? You...you break theice with some kind of jokes so that they know you're the funny one and I swoop in with some interesting conversation, sothey'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding, sexy one...
RACHEL: Oh, God, no problem. So you're gonna go with the uh, waiting thing?
Ross: Okay, you're in bed. She's over on your side, cuddling. Now you wait for her to drift off, and then you hug her (demonstrates on the cushion) and roll her back over to her side of the bed. And then you rollll a-way. Hug for her! Roll for you.
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Joey: Thanks man. Did you hear that, you guys? You're gonna get to stay here! And, and it's good, you know, 'cause, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit.
Gary: Because if you're not moving forward, y'know you're just moving backwards.
Ross: You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?
Rachel: Hah! I found it! I told you I would find it! In your face! You're a different person.
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Joey: You're right, I'm sorry. You're right.
Ross: Yeah, okay you're right.
Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!
Joey: Look, Ross, I feel really bad. I mean, you're going through all this stuff and I just acted like a jerk.
ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
Monica: You're going to talk to him! Y'know what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him.
Monica: Well, you're not working either.
Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! (Ross and Chandler look off into the distance. Joey, wondering what they are looking at, looks in the same direction)
RACH: Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.
ROSS: You're livin' the dream.
Rachel: ..You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what?
Joey: (In near tears, realizes she is right) I hate to admit it, but you're probably right. How did you get to be so smart?
Monica: (chuckles) Hmm, well you're around me all the time and you don't flirt.
Joey: (very satisfied and smiling) That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.
MONICA: You are not a freak. You're a guy.
Monica: You heard him! "No bigger!" "You're perfect!" "Just don't get any bigger!" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.
The Salesman: Well you, her, I mean, she's very y'know. And you're like y'know.
The Security Guard: Okay lady, you're out of here.
Monica: Well, I don't know... I-It's... just the way you say it... I mean, you're funny... You have that funny thing. You're a funny guy! (Chandler turns to Joey)
Rachel: All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
Guy: Wait. You're right. I know you're right. And, thanks for being so nice. Here (gives her the flowers he bought.)
Chandler: I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice.
Joey: You're kidding!
Rachel: So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me.
Chandler: You're kidding, no!
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
PHOEBE: I, I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, you're married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, 'Oh, I'm not gay.'
Joey: You could say: "Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?" (looks at Ross matter-of-factly)
MR. HECKLES: You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Phoebe: Oh, now you're sad and creepy, oh. You know what, I, I'm sorry I quit, okay, I just quit.
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Rachel: Ok. You decorate dad's office and so now you're a decorator. Okay! I went to the zoo yesterday and now I'm a koala bear.
Joey: Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job.
INTERVIEWER: You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
Rachel: (whispering and begging) Please? (Ross makes a "whatever" gesture) YES! Sandy you're hired.
Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"
Mike: You're right. She probably will support me. Hey, unless we move in with you, dad?
Mr. Oberblau: (seeing her) Oh, you're back... (to Ross) this is my wife, Nancy.
Joey: Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?
MR. HECKLES: You're doing it again.
Joey: Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.
Chandler: Oh, so you're divorced?
Phoebe: Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black.
ROSS: Ok, sweetheart, I'll call you later tonight. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, you're not really gonna go through with this, are you?
Monica: Yeah, you miss alot, when you're moo-ing.
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
Roger: Actually it's, it's quite, y'know, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me, I need love!'.
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Chandler: You are an amazing wife. (Monica shrugs) No really you're amazing you were actually gonna do this for me, I mean where do you find the strength and understanding over something like that.
Monica: Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.