words in movies
Rachel: Ok! Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on! All right Joe, you remember the rules! Heads I win, tails you lose.
Monica: Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow, shouldn't you be packing?
Monica: Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?
Monica: All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!
Phoebe: Oh, you're so screwed. (Monica goes into the guest room)
Monica: I know what you mean. You're like a sister to me too.
Monica: (having the same problem) You're the best friend I ever had.
Rachel: Well, I think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room.
Chandler: Let me just say something... Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... I just want to say that I... I love you... And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving.
Monica: (to Ross) So, I guess you're next. You're ready?
Chandler: Oh, you're definately not. I haven't cried like that in years.
Phoebe: Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her.
Monica: Uh, where do you think you're going?
Rachel: Because it is too damn hard Ross. I can't even begin to explain to you how much I'm gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go... Okay, so if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there, all right, there's your goodbye... Oh!
CHANDLER: Hey, listen.� I'm never going to lie to you again, okay?� And I want you to know that nobody thinks you're stupid.
Monica: You're not a senior?
MONICA: I'm not a baby, you're the baby.
MONICA: Oh, you're a grandpa.
JOEY: Alright, just one. [she licks his hands rather emphatically] Wow, you're good at that.
Donny: Uh, Gene, you're gonna have a chance to go to the winner circle in the second half. But right now Henrietta you are going to the winner circle to try your luck for ten thousand dollars, right after this, don't go away.
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
ESTELLE: You're welcome.
Monica: Yeah, you're my husband. I'm not gonna live in a different state than you for 208 days out of the year.
Ross: Look, you'll get there. You're an amazing chef.
Rachel: I don't care that you left. I'm just glad that you're here. Thanks you guys!
MONICA: You're right.
CHANDLER: You're not a dad. You're not a dad.
Mrs. Geller: I'm so glad you could come Chandler, we've got plenty of food so I hope you're hungry.
Ross: It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long I've been an admirer of your work, I mean, that Nobel prize, (he thumbs up) whoooo! I mean, I have to tell you that, you're one of the reasons I got into the field.
Monica: Yeah, good for you. Y'know you're tough, you lived on the streets.
Joey's Hand Twin: You can't sit here if you're not gonna play.
Rachel: Yes, yes, it does. Okay, look, the restaurant called, they wanna know if you're gonna be showing up for work?
JOEY: You're kiddin'.
Monica: Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie's guts, but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?
Ross: (Excited) You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!
Rachel: All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had.
PHOEBE: Um, is, is there any chance that you're rounding up? You know, like from, like 20?
RYAN: You're scratching. Give me the dice.
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Monica: (interrupting) You have nothing! You're not even going out! You're her baby sitter! You have a 12-year-old girl's job!
CHANDLER: What's wrong? What's wrong? You're married that's what's wrong.
Monica: Phoebe, we are so proud of you! You're amazing!
Phoebe: Oh! What's the matter? Are you scared? You're afraid I'm a better singer? You're afraid I'm gonna beat you at singing?
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
Assistant: Yeah, but you're back's a zero. You're gonna wanna even that out.
Mrs. Geller: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
RICHARD: But you're not.
Ross: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
Joey: I gotta tell you. You're the best in the business.
ROSS: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?
Ronni: Thanks. You're, uh, you're a good kid.
Chandler: You're in my seat.
Joey: (long pause and he twitches a bit) You're a pain in my ass, Geller!
Monica: Well, it doesn't really matter ... you're both wishing for the same thing, right?
Monica: You're gonna what?
Chandler: Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?
Ross: You're my friend. I-I had to tell you.
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
MONICA: You're an opthamologist.
Chandler: You know, I - I think you're set with the poultry.
RICHARD: You're strict.
MONICA: Oh my God, you're a freak.
Chandler: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
Mike: Well, hey, at least you're getting a proper wedding. I mean, you really deserve that.
Phoebe: Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here
Rachel: Well, you're not totally paranoid.
Monica: Wait, Joey! Joey! That doesnt mean that-that you're in love with me!
Rachel: Oh! Emma, that's right! You're that many!
Ross: I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie! (Kisses her.) Hi Joey. (Hugs him.) And.. Oh! You're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. (Laughs.) I'm just kidding, I know Rachel, I know. (He squeezes her hand.) Come, please come in. Come in.
Chandler: (pretending not to sense the tone) Oooh! I hope you're happy too, honey!
RACH: Oh, you're not having fun, are you?
Monica: So you're moving in with him. What happened?
Phoebe: Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss (panting). But no, okay. No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. Yeah, okay. You're uptight.
Roger: You're so funny! He's really funny! I wouldn't wanna be there when when the laughter stops.
MONICA: You can't be a lawyer. You're eight.
Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)
Rachel: Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday?
Monica: Oh, you're breaking up with Tony?
Monica: Well, of course I do. What's not to like! I'll take her in a minute! But, you know, I think that you're giving up too easy, honey. I think that you need to fight for her!
Chandler: You're flingin'-flangin' right I am!
Joey: Dude, dude! I think you're losing it.
Phoebe: Hmm, okay, total abandonment. Okay, reasons for abandonment, A. Top secret government work, B. Amnesia, or C. Or you're just a selfish, irresponsible bad, bad man?
Ross: Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)
RUSS: Um-hum, you're jealous.
Phoebe: I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just dont even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffeeOh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Rachel: Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're making it so easy on me and Emma.
Ross: I am speachless... I mean the fact that you would put my happiness first like that. I mean, you're an incredible friend, you know that?
EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?
Joey: No idea! But the guy I said it to dies in the next scene so I guess it means "you're gonna get eaten by a bear".
Phoebe: Wow, ooh, you're gonna be making money hand over fist!
Chandler: Then you're gonna have to watch it for me.
Ross: Are you're hands still wet?
Phoebe: Well, personally I think it's great you're giving yourself a break.
ROB: I don't know anything about music, but I think you're really, really great.
Rachel: Okay, okay, I checked. We have: Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick, Camomile, Mint Medley, Blackberry, and.. oh, wait, there's one more, um.. Lemon Soother. You're not the guy that asked for the tea, are you? (Guy shakes his head) Okay.
Joey: All right. Hey Rach, while you're in there, throw something on Alicia Mae.
Rachel: yeah your both so slutty you don't even remember who you've slept with, you're made for each other.
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
Joey: Yeah! Well, well really it's three. Please. You're so good at it. I love you.
Chandler: Good, God's speed, good people! (he starts to close the door, turns around and sees Wendy) You're not gonna go?
Monica: Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!
MONICA: You have got to get over this. You're not gonna end up alone.
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
Joey: Not a problem. And listen, hey! Since you're gonna be here for a while, why don'tI was thinking we uh, put your name on the answering machine.
RACHEL: God I know, you're right.
Joey: Wha...? You're gonna go now? I thought we could hang out?
Chandler: Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that. All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits.
MONICA: Chandler, you're not gonna die alone.
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
Fireman No. 1: You're our third call tonight.
PHOEBE: All right, stop it, you're freaking me out.
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.