words in movies
Rachel: Ok! Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on! All right Joe, you remember the rules! Heads I win, tails you lose.
Monica: Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow, shouldn't you be packing?
Monica: Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?
Monica: All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!
Phoebe: Oh, you're so screwed. (Monica goes into the guest room)
Monica: I know what you mean. You're like a sister to me too.
Monica: (having the same problem) You're the best friend I ever had.
Rachel: Well, I think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room.
Chandler: Let me just say something... Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... I just want to say that I... I love you... And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving.
Monica: (to Ross) So, I guess you're next. You're ready?
Chandler: Oh, you're definately not. I haven't cried like that in years.
Phoebe: Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her.
Monica: Uh, where do you think you're going?
Rachel: Because it is too damn hard Ross. I can't even begin to explain to you how much I'm gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go... Okay, so if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there, all right, there's your goodbye... Oh!
Rachel: Oh... you're so sexy!
Chandler: Alright look, let's think about this, ok, do you really think that people are gonna stir up your family at this tragic time? That people are gonna post condolences on a website? This is not about people not caring that you're dead .This is about people not having a decent outlet for their grief.
Rachel: Ok, maybe you're right.
Ross: You sure you're alright?
Rachel: You know it was you're uhm... birthday...
Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me.
Monica: (to Joey) I'll pick you up at eleven. So glad you're coming.
Ross: Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.
Mike: (afraid) You're kidding right?
Phoebe: You're not serious, right?
Joey: Oh, yeah, sure, easy for you, you're young. Me, I'm set in my ways.
Ross: You're right, I'm sorry. Will you marry me?
Chandler: You're kidding!
Monica: You should feel great about yourself! You're doing this amazing independence thing!
CHANDLER: You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna end up alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays?
Ross: You're excited, right?
Monica: I can't believe you're not gonna be here for Christmas.
Monica: Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.
Monica: Chandler, you're panicking!
Joey: Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?
Joey: Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!
Joey: Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever.
Charlie: (to Joey) I just left you a message! Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite, but now that you're here, maybe we can go have that dinner.
Phoebe: Okay, you're on.
BARRY: (entering) Min. Oh Rach, you're still here, at our wedding, they were packing up the chopped liver about now.
Rachel: You're sister? You're sister's asleep on the couch? (Danny nods, "Yes.") Ohhh! I saw her with you on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch!
Chandler: I know. You're right. What's it gonna take for you to forgive me?
ROSS: Well, hey. You're an actor, I say you just suck it up and do it. (Rachel looks at him in disbelief) Or you just do it.
Phoebe: Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?
Monica: Hey, it was very moving! You're just heartless!
RACHEL: Um, this is gonna sound kinda goofy but uhhm, my friend over there, who cooks by the way, um, she thinks you're cute.
Ronni: Oh no, not you, big Joey. Oh my God, you're so much cuter than your pictures! (Joey stares at her) I-I'm, I'm Ronni....Cheese Nip?
Rachel: Well, y'know what, no, you do not make my decisions because y'know what, you're fired.
Dr. Miller: 1 2! (She flinches again.) (Gives up.) Y'know what? You're young; you probably don't have glaucoma.
Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
PHOE: OK, so, you know what you're doing, right?
JOEY: Oh, is today the day you're gonna tell them about you two?
Ross: Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. Or better yet, um, how 'bout you go without any pants. Look, I don't know what you're trying to do to me, but just get your butt in there and pick out any shoes that fit your feet, okay. No, no I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Okay.
Ross: (in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokesUnless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?
Janine: No! I mean you're a really nice guy and I'm happy to be your roommate and your friend, I'm just y'know, I just don't feel that way about you.
Rachel: Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat.
Chandler: Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!
Ross: Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad.
Phoebe: Um, that's really your decision, I mean, some people prefer, you know, to take off...oh whoops! You're being naked!
Phoebe: I would, but you're the last one.
CHANDLER: Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating on me, than for him to think that I'm cheating on him?� (Monica tips her head slightly as if asking "Did you hear yourself?")� I heard it.
Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked.
RACHEL: [sings] And you're no friend to those with noses.
Joey: So you're ruling out surrogacy?
Ross: Oh, oh, ok, great. You know what, while you're at it she said another word the other day, why don't you, why don't you look up: pbbqqt....
Ross: That's right, you're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's, aren't you.
Joey: Err... I just figured it out! You know, I mean you're not working and the economy is bad.
Ross: You're crazy.
Handyman: You're all set. (picks up his bag and starts to leave)
Ross: OK, ahem, hey, does anybody know a good place if you're not dating a puma?
Joey: No! No, no you can't quit! You're the best agent I ever had! Look Pheebs, rejection is part being an actor, you can't take it personally.
Mike: (popping by, smiling) You're kidding, we wouldn't have missed it!
RICHARD: You're pretty much running that risk either way.
CHANDLER: You're gonna put on sweats and clean, aren't you?
A Drunken Gambler: (To Chandler) Don't you let her go! You're a lucky guy!
Ross: Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's breast milk, and you're not supposed to do that.
Chandler: So if you want people to see them, then by definition you're not having them taken out... say, at the break of dawn?
Chandler: First of all. Bravo. Uh, but I really don't think you're right for this. The part calls for a stuffy college professor.
Rachel: Hey you guys... You're never gonna believe it. This headhunter called me. I have a meeting tomorrow with Gucci. Gucci wants me.
Mrs. Burkart: (singing) You're a grand ol' flag, you're a high-flying flag, and forever in peace may you wave....
Susan: So he's got a doll? So what? Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up and be in show business.
Phoebe: Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey, you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!
Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!
Joey: Say that to him and you're golden. (She just glares at him.)
Ross: The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy?
Ross: Dude, you're not tanned.
Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
Sandy: That's great! (He gets emotional again and waves his hand in front of his face in a feminine way, like trying to dry his tears) I'm sorry. It's just... such an emotional thing when you're welcomed into a new family...
ROSS: Oh c'mon. Maybe you're just, uhhh... paying your dues.
Chandler: It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.
Chandler: No no no. Good. So you're moving on? Do you have any idea where you're moving?
Phoebe: Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?
ROSS: That's it? That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the whole world.
Monica: Chandler, if that dog's been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?
CHANDLER: That's right.� You're husband's home.� So, now the sex can stop.
Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!
Benjamin: You're right, I apologize. Scratch the last question. Spell "Boscodictiasaur".
Rachel: Y'know what Ross? You're not going anywhere. You're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea and we're gonna talk this thing whole out. All right? (She goes out to talk to Dave) Hey, Dave!
Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff.
STEVE: Excuse me, you're Monica Geller aren't you?
Monica: Guys, you're a few steps ahead of us.
Fat Monica: I know, but y'know, this time you're gonna definitely know whether or not you did it!
Fake Monica: You're kidding! I-I spent three years in Amsterdam. (Asks her something in Dutch)
Phoebe: Don't feel bad. You know they used to like you a lot. But then you got promoted, and, you know, now you're like "Mr. Boss Man". You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing, "Boss Man Bing".
Ross: (singing) Hey, hey, you're my baby, and I can't wait to meet you. When you come out I'll buy you a bagel, and then we'll go to the zoo.
Zack: I'm gonna take off now. You're gonna let me go home, aren't you?
Monica: Ok, you're being wierd. Do you want sex or did you do something bad?
Steve: Oh, come on, you're way out of my league. Everybody in here knows it. Bet that guy over there's probably saying, "ooh, why she out with him? He must be rich!" Well, I'm not!
Janice: (starting to cry) You're a very sweet person Ross, umm, unfortunately I don't think I can take another second of you whining!!
Phoebe: (looking at Mike) Oh, yeah! (turning to Chandler) Are you telling me you... you're not even... a little turned on by Monica, right now?
Joey: (To Mary Ellen) You're leaving too?
Joey: (speaking aloud) Please, I was trying to be nice, you're the worst one!
Joey: Yeah you see umm, well, I'm an actor. Right? So I gotta keep my emotions right at the surface y'know? See what I'm saying? I gotta lot of balls in the air. (Makes like he's juggling.) Y'know what I mean? It's tough! Guys like me, y'know, you wander around, you're alone
JOEY: Oh, now you're tellin' us how you feel.
Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?