words in movies
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Chandler: "So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"
Chandler: Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.
All: You're kidding. Oh my God.
Monica: That's all the turkey you're gonna get.
Phoebe: Hi! (turns back to Chandler, then to Monica) Oh, yeah, no, I know. You're a chef. I know, and I thought of you first, but um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so....
Rachel: Uh, yeah, well, see, he Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!
Realtor: Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through. (she leaves the room)
Monica: Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here.
Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!
Ross: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?
JOEY: Phoebs look, if you want to know what the deal is, you're just gonna have to ask him.
CHANDLER: Maybe 'cause the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm. Look Eddie, isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing right now?
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
Phoebe: Oh, well that's ok. I think you and I will do much better if you're just... here as a bridesmaid.
Charlie: It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
Rachel: Phoebe, you're on.
Monica: No, you're the best.
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
Monica: You're a pig. And you can't do this.
Joey: All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.
JADE: Hi, it's me. Listen, Bob. I'm probably way out of line here. I mean, It has been 3 years, and you're probably seeing someone else now, but if we could just have one night together, just for old time's sake, one hot, steamy, wild night...
Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Charity guy: Are you here to take more money? Because, I think what you're looking for is an ATM.
Ross: Look, Rachel, this is poker. I play to win, alright? In order for me to win, other people have to lose. So if you're gonna play poker with me, don't expect me to be a 'nice guy,' OK? Cause once those cards are dealt... (claps hands three times)
RACHEL: Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married.
Rachel: You're twins?
Chandler: You're right, by saying "nice" I'm virtually licking her.
Ross: (skeptic) So you're just like a... guy who's a nanny?
JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?
Monica: (shocked) You're not gonna be here New Year's Eve??
Chandler: You're kidding.
RACHEL: Ross, Ross, please listen to me. Ross, you are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. I mean you care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh.
Joey: Good, and hey! My treat. (He turns to go into his bedroom then stops.) But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Ross: But I'm not! (pause). You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food...
Ross: Monica? You're Mom.
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Chandler: You're definitely scaring here.
ROSS: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "hey, you're not Bob."
Chandler: Wait! I just want you to know that... I'm so happy you're going to be here.
Donny: O-kay... Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed, so that means Gene, you are going to the winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! (Gene is clapping his hands looking very happy and so is Joey) And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani (Both of their smiles fade away instantly)
Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)
Phoebe: (as Ursula) You know... (unconsciously putting a hand on his knee) You're gonna be really, really hard to get over.
Ross: You're wrong.
Ross: You're wrong.
Monica: Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?
Monica: So you're free Thursday, then.
Chandler: Yes! (Rachel walks towards door) You're never gonna make it!
Monica: You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffo-Martisis!
Monica: Right! .. but we "know" what you're wishing for!
Fake Monica: Well, you're Pennsylvania Dutch, right?
JOEY: So, you're not mad at me for getting fired and everything?
Joey: You're right, you're right, I'll get back to work.
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
CHANDLER: [walks over to the woman] I know what you're thinking, Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.
Ross: You're gonna be an aunt.
Teacher: You in the back, you're getting it all wrong!
Phoebe: So-so you're really not going?
Rachel: When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)
Ross: You're good.
PHOE: You're right, you're right. Ah, you are so yumm. [they hug]
Rachel: Oh, are you sure you're ok?
Monica: Oh! You're awake!
Phoebe: You're welcome.
Ross: You're kidding.
Monica: Oh, you're right.
Chandler: You're watching a football game at a funeral?
Joey: You can't have S-E-X, when you're taking care of the B-A-B-I-E!
RUSS: You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.
Joey: Yeah, well don't get me wrong, you're a better agent than she is, but at least with her I don't want to blow my pretty dumb brains out.
Monica: You're welcome.
Monica: Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?
Joey: (to Charlie) Ok, you're gonna come back with some very classy clothes... (aside to Rachel)... and some slutty lingerie, SLUTTY!
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great!
Phoebe: You're not? See, that's why you're so great!
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh... (Chandler hits his own head) you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help!
Rachel: What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?
PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
Joey: You're in!
Chandler: You're okay there?
RACHEL: Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.
Joey: But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man! (Runs away.)
JOEY: I'm fine with it, I mean, if you're OK watching a video filled with two nippled people. [Chandler puts the tape in]
Tom: Hi, you're Chandler Bing, right? I'm Tom Gordon, I was in your class.
Phoebe: Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her.
Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
JOEY: [to Ross] You're getting a cat?
Chandler: (To the nurse at the nurses' station) My specimen is in the room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there. Really helped speed the process along! (walks towards the common area and sees Janice is still there) Janice! You're not... gone?
Woman: Yeah, well, now you're kinda not.
Rachel: Oh... you're not gonna do a magic trick, are ya?
Katie: You were so funny with that waiter! You're such a nut! (She slaps her thighs, Joey jerks, and spills some of his coffee.)
Luisa: Oh my God, you are! And you're Rachel Green!
Joey: You're not going to believe this!
Salesman: Hello, Sir. You're here to return those pants?
Monica: Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and I know that you don't have to wear your hat unless you're in the kitchen.
Joey: Got it! (Goes towards the front door and stands with his back to it) Hey hey hey! (to Chandler) Where do you think you're going?
Joey: What's a matter Ross? What you're nervous about your speech?
Chandler: Oh no thats okay, you're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child. But it did hurt my feelings and I want you to know that when I die, you don't get Joey.
JOEY: No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then... [rubs his fingers together]
Monica: You're kidding! Where? Where?
Chandler: Oh well you're the best. You come here to me.