words in movies
Chandler: Honey, you're screaming.
Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)
Ross: (skeptic) So you're just like a... guy who's a nanny?
Rachel: (whispering and begging) Please? (Ross makes a "whatever" gesture) YES! Sandy you're hired.
Sandy: That's great! (He gets emotional again and waves his hand in front of his face in a feminine way, like trying to dry his tears) I'm sorry. It's just... such an emotional thing when you're welcomed into a new family...
Joey: (sees Monica) Fire trucks! (Chandlers eyes double in size and he turns to Monica who doesn't understand what's happening. Then he turns back to Joey, who says "you're welcome" without a sound)
Monica: Well, I don't know... I-It's... just the way you say it... I mean, you're funny... You have that funny thing. You're a funny guy! (Chandler turns to Joey)
Monica: Well, you're... you're different funny... I mean, you're... you're more sarcastic a-a-and... well, he does... bits... and impressions... and... and limericks...
Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.
David: Oh, you're going to Minsk?
Rachel: Well, you're the one who wants to fire him, so you're gonna have to do it. (Ross walks to the living room determined to fire Sandy)
Rachel: Ohh, you're so sweet! (She kicks Katie in the shin.)
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?
Phoebe: (entering) Oh good, you're all up.
Mr. Tribbiani: Then y'haven't. You're burning your tomatoes.
JOEY: Alright, you're on. I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass.
Ross: Okay, you're in bed. She's over on your side, cuddling. Now you wait for her to drift off, and then you hug her (demonstrates on the cushion) and roll her back over to her side of the bed. And then you rollll a-way. Hug for her! Roll for you.
RACHEL: Oh, God, no problem. So you're gonna go with the uh, waiting thing?
Joey: Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Ross: You don't have to do anything. It will just be easier if it is the two of us, like college, remember? You...you break theice with some kind of jokes so that they know you're the funny one and I swoop in with some interesting conversation, sothey'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding, sexy one...
Gary: Because if you're not moving forward, y'know you're just moving backwards.
Ross: You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?
Joey: Thanks man. Did you hear that, you guys? You're gonna get to stay here! And, and it's good, you know, 'cause, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit.
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Joey: You're right, I'm sorry. You're right.
Rachel: Hah! I found it! I told you I would find it! In your face! You're a different person.
Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!
Ross: Yeah, okay you're right.
Joey: Look, Ross, I feel really bad. I mean, you're going through all this stuff and I just acted like a jerk.
ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
Monica: Well, you're not working either.
Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! (Ross and Chandler look off into the distance. Joey, wondering what they are looking at, looks in the same direction)
RACH: Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.
ROSS: You're livin' the dream.
Monica: You're going to talk to him! Y'know what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him.
Joey: (In near tears, realizes she is right) I hate to admit it, but you're probably right. How did you get to be so smart?
Rachel: ..You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what?
Joey: (very satisfied and smiling) That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.
MONICA: You are not a freak. You're a guy.
Monica: (chuckles) Hmm, well you're around me all the time and you don't flirt.
Monica: You heard him! "No bigger!" "You're perfect!" "Just don't get any bigger!" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.
The Security Guard: Okay lady, you're out of here.
The Salesman: Well you, her, I mean, she's very y'know. And you're like y'know.
Rachel: All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
Chandler: I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice.
Joey: You're kidding!
Guy: Wait. You're right. I know you're right. And, thanks for being so nice. Here (gives her the flowers he bought.)
Chandler: You're kidding, no!
Joey: You could say: "Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?" (looks at Ross matter-of-factly)
Rachel: So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me.
PHOEBE: I, I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, you're married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, 'Oh, I'm not gay.'
MR. HECKLES: You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Phoebe: Oh, now you're sad and creepy, oh. You know what, I, I'm sorry I quit, okay, I just quit.
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Rachel: Ok. You decorate dad's office and so now you're a decorator. Okay! I went to the zoo yesterday and now I'm a koala bear.
Joey: Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job.
Mike: You're right. She probably will support me. Hey, unless we move in with you, dad?
INTERVIEWER: You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
Joey: Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?
Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"
Mr. Oberblau: (seeing her) Oh, you're back... (to Ross) this is my wife, Nancy.
ROSS: Ok, sweetheart, I'll call you later tonight. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, you're not really gonna go through with this, are you?
Joey: Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.
Chandler: Oh, so you're divorced?
Phoebe: Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black.
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
MR. HECKLES: You're doing it again.
Monica: Yeah, you miss alot, when you're moo-ing.
Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
Roger: Actually it's, it's quite, y'know, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me, I need love!'.
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Ross: You're over me?
Monica: Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.
Ross: You're right. Yours is worse. You are the king of bad Thanksgivings.
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
JOEY: Well knock it off, you're supposed to be my friend.
Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!
Phoebe: Wait a minute! So when Emily comes you're just, you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?
Jack: I know what you're thinking Judy, the resemblance is uncanny!
Rachel: You're right, you're right. I should just tell her the truth.
Joey: You're a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her? That cute nibbly noise when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel.
Chandler: You are an amazing wife. (Monica shrugs) No really you're amazing you were actually gonna do this for me, I mean where do you find the strength and understanding over something like that.
Ross: Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce butI'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.
Joey: I'm serious. You're amazing. You know when to spritz, when to lay back.
Chandler: Not as much fun as last time. Apparently you only get porn if you're giving a sperm sample.
Monica: (to Ross) So, I guess you're next. You're ready?
Rachel: Oh no, you're the best.
Chandler: Are you aware that you're still talking?
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
Monica: I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
Joey: I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!
Ross: Look you're my wife. We're-we're married. Y'know? I-I love you. I-I really miss you.
Phoebe: You're right.
Rachel: Okay, well keep in mind that by the time you're done, they'll probably be serving dinner.
INTERVIEWER: Now, I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it.
Phoebe: I dunno, 'cause you're smart, you're funny...
Chandler: Really? So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing?
Chandler: So you're really okay with this?
Monica: So, you're ready to do this?
Phoebe: Yeah, you're right. This is none of our business.
Phoebe: Hi! And you're going into what grade?
Jason: ...and I know I'll never miss doing it, but I gotta tell you, it's pretty cool knowing that you're making a difference in a kid's life.
Young Ethan: Icky? You're actually gonna throw this away because it's icky?
Joey: Hey, you're back!
Phoebe: But they shouldn't happen, you know what, you're, you're in a terrible, terrible business. Oh God, I don't wanna be the person who makes your face look like that.
ROSS: You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door.
Ross: (to Joey) It's ok, because they have to get it out of their system, okay (back to Mon and Chan), but you're going to realize, this is the only place, you wanna be.