words in movies
Richard: Well, apparently Im willing to offer her things that you are not.
Rachel: Whoa! I cant believe you did that. That was really sweet.
Gavin: Hi! Gavin! Please to meet you. It was my idea to stand there.
Sarah: What are you doing? I thought you don't share food.
Phoebe: No, you have to let me in right now!!
Rachel: Ah yes, but hes very protective of me so youd better watch yourself.
Chandler: You know when guys hang out they dont just drink some beer and hammer up drywall?
Rachel: Oh come(Stutters)Of course I know that. I mean of course you never leave a baby alone! I mean who wouldshe wouldnt be safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Yknow what? I think opening the presents right now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, Im just gonna maybe open them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts, and this basket is beautiful.
Erica: So who are you?
Joey: That's how they do pants! Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Rachel: I mean you definitely should do that.
Erica: So you lied to me before?
Flight Attendant: Sir? Sir? Excuse me, sir? Uh... I have a message for you.
Monica: Hi Amanda! Actually now... it’s... is not a good time. Dinner tomorrow night? (Phoebe mouths 'no') Ok, Phoebe and I will see you then!
Chandler: Well, yknow, youre-youre gonna meet somebody! Youre a great catch! Yknow when I was telling all those guys about you, I didnt have to lie once. (He sits down on the arm of her chair)
Mr. Treeger:: You have pets!
Chandler: You still want that baby?
Ross: No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up inNo, yeah, okay. (Runs out.)
Phoebe: (running up carrying a tree) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no, you dont want that one. No, you can have this cool brown one. (points to the almost dead tree she has)
Rachel: No, you gotta pick one!
Phoebe: Oh, hey, hey Nick the boxer lets see what you got. All right ya, put em up. Come on. (they start shadow boxing)
David: That reminds me of you so much, I mean umm, it-its actually of Lenin. But, yknow at certain angles
Rachel: Hey, so you guys, the funniest thing happened, at work...
Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird turtle-man?
Rachel: OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Monica: Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles.
Monica: So? Do you think we should get it?
Phoebe: Rachel, its okay. You dont have to do this. I believe you. All right? Okay, if-if you say that you kissed Melissa, then you kissed Melissa.
Chandler: I don’t know. What do you think?
Monica: Don’t you love the huge yard?
Joanna: You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.
Monica: No-no, its not okay! Its not! I mean you were just Youre so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Yknow Im just gonnaI, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and I am going to do anything you want in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Phoebe : WHO DID YOU SEE HIM WITH?
Phoebe: TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!
Joey: Dont worry! Dont worry. I just told him, very nicely, "You dont go buying peoples babies, so back off!!"
Chandler: I didn't know you were taking a class. That is so cool.
ERICA: I'll never forget you Hans. [Joey shuts the door in her face]
Joey: Okay. Thats good. Okay, that give you a couple hours to prepare what youre gonna say. Good. Yeah. (Someone comes out of his apartment and it startles Joey again.) Dont you people ever knock?!
Chandler: Where have you been?! I tried to call you! I want to talk to you! I still feel so bad!
Phoebe: Well, Im going to the dentist, so listen, okay, just be on the look out for anything that, that, that you can fall into, or, or that can fall on you, or... All right, just look out! Okay, And um, I also just wanna, I just wanna tell you all that um...... (starts to cry and runs out)
Ronni: Oh no, not you, big Joey. Oh my God, you're so much cuter than your pictures! (Joey stares at her) I-I'm, I'm Ronni....Cheese Nip?
Kate: You know what I mean. I mean like the sweetest guy. Joey, youre just so, youre so, so (She passes out and slumps against his shoulder.)
Rachel: Are you serious?
Ross: Man, look at all those stars! (Yeah, you can see what? Five of them from the city?) Infinite space. It really, really makes you wonder, doesnt it?
Rachel: That-that you came on to me?
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Rachel: I mean if you think about it, I mean Ross did learn something from each marriage.
Phoebe: Have you two, you know... like... you know... you know... yet?
ROSS: Oh, hey, if I make you laugh, here's an idea, why don't you invite Paulo over and have a little romp in the sack and I'll just stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes.
Ross: You put an offer on a house?
MONICA: How do you know exactly what she's going through?
Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
Chandler: How can you be so confident?
FRANK: Hey lady. Hey wait up. How do you know my dad?
PHOEBE: Now OK, I haven't seen it yet so, if you don't like it, well, so what, none of you ever made a video. [puts the tape in] OK.
Chandler: If you win, we give up the birds.
Phoebe: Oooh! I have something you can do! I have this new massage client... Steve? (pause) Anyway, he's opening up a restaurant and he's looking for a head chef.
Phoebe: Yeah, okay. Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she was using?
PHOEBE: I know who it is you remind me of. Evelyn Dermer. 'Course, that's before she got the lousy face lift. Now she looks like Soupy Sales.
Ross: Hey, youre not going to believe this. I made up a joke and sent it in to Playboy. They printed it!
Chandler: So, do you know what youre gonna call her yet?
Chandler: Ah well, she's got this weird idea, that, uh, y'know, just because you and I are alone, that something is gonna happen.
Chandler: You just said Of course youre my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?
Will: I said it was typical. Typical of you, Rachel Green, Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in little Rachel land. (Does a fake hair flip.)
Rachel: And you are a very funny clown. (Gives him candy.)
Ross: HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross's outburst that he drops his spoon and backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!
Monica: Thank you.
Mr. Zelner: Y'know what? I may regret this but uh, I'm going to give you a shot.
Joey: Don't you remember when we were jogging in the park and we saw that really pretty bird and wanted to take a pictureI didn't have my camera!
CHANDLER: Look, are you gonna be ok?
Joey: No, no, no! You kneed me in my misters!
Monica: Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on! Okay? Thats a, thats a pretty great dad.
Joey: No, no no no no. See. Each woman is different.You have to appreciate their uniqueness.
Chandler: Ino! I didn't read the box before I opened it. And you can't return a box after you've opened the box.
Charlie: And then, and then you said that thing about, about bringing the Mesozoic era in the 21st century.
Rachel: You can't move. You just... you just can't.
Monica: Well, there you go.
MRS. GREENE: Oh, I missed you kids. Well, should I put my coat in the bedroom?
Joey: I'm really sorry you guys.
Charlie: Did you get the grant?
Phoebe: Oh, the Angelica!! Go! Go! (She bangs on the cabs roof and it pulls away.) (To Ross) You didnt get the annulment?!!
Danny: Hey, hi, I need a ladle. You got a ladle?
Chandler: Sure, then you should get a mini skirt so you can really show it off.
CHANDLER: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.
Chandler: (to Monica) I'm leaving you.
Rachel: (to Chandler) Can I talk to you alone for a minute?
Phoebe: Ok, I've got milk (takes thermos from her bag and starts to pour a cup) Here you go... (Rachel drinks straight from thermos) Oh!(Rachel finishes thermos) Better?
Laura: Are you friends with him?
Chandler: Well, Im sure you get another one at Ann Taylors.
Mike: (to Phoebe) So how've you been?
Monica: God bless you Chandler Bing!
Monica: What? You bet Id lose a nail?
Ross: You got it.
Eric: Great! But wh-whHow do you know where I live?
Rachel: Ross, I have been walking around like this since the plane! I canyou have so crossed a line. (Heads for the bathroom)
Mr. Zelner: It's really nice to see you again.
Ross: Oh, oh... maybe not you!
Phoebe: Oh my God! That guy at the counter is totally checking you out!