words in movies
Joey: Listen, do you guys think I have a chance with Janine?
Monica: You serious?!
Ross: You kissed her.
Chandler: So you kissed her, so what happened after that?
Joey: I came over here to tell you guys.
Joey: Okay, Im all right, okay, but hey, could you just leave your lips? (She kisses him on the cheek and starts to leave.)
Joey: Have you kissed her yet? Its awesome! I could do it forever! Yknow what? She-she kisses better than my mom cooks!
Monica: I am so glad you said cooks.
Chandler: (entering) Oh hey Rachel, sweetheart? You have got to tell the post office that you have moved. Okay? We are still getting all your bills and stuff. (Hands her all of her bills and stuff.)
Rachel: Oh-oh, Pottery Barn! (Grabs the aforementioned catalog and holds the rest back out to Chandler.) You can throw the rest away.
Monica: You got it from Pottery Barn?!
Chandler: You took off your pants and climbed under the sheets!
Chandler: You made pottery?
Monica: Im tellingIf you put that in her apartment youll never hear the end of it.
Chandler: so then the farmer says, "Thats not a cow and youre not milking it." (Everyone laughs.)
Monica: I am so glad you guys got together, Chandler and I are always looking for a couple to go out with and now we have one!
Joey: And Chandler I cant believe I let you pay for this one. (They hug and he whispers in his ear.) Thanks man.
Monica: So do you guys gonna come over tomorrow? Ill make that pasta thing I was telling you about.
Monica: Joey, you dont have too!
Joey: Nope-op! I insist! (He hugs Chandler again and whispers to him.) You get the wine right?
Joey: Uh, theyre like my best friends. Are you saying we cant hang out with them? Cause that would kinda be a problem.
Janine: Thank you. (They kiss.)
Joey: If you want, Ill sell my friends and use the money to buy you presents.
Phoebe: (sees the table) Ooh, what a great table! Where-where did you get it?
Rachel: Ha! See, I knew, I knew youd get it on the first guess. Isnt it cool! Its an apothecary table.
Phoebe: Wow! Oh you can just imagine that this is where (Shes opening and closing the drawers) they kept all the stuff to make their potions.
Phoebe: Yknow? Ooh, you can almost smell the opium.
Rachel: Oh, okay see I thought, I thought you meant how much was it when it was new, yknow like back then.
Phoebe: Ohh, okay, they gave you the old time pricing.
Phoebe: Yes, yes I do. God, oh its just perfect! Wow! I bet it has a great story behind it too. Did they tell you anything? Like yknow where it was from or
Ross: You like it?
Rachel: I know you did! I bought the same one! And if she sees your table shes gonna know that I lied to her. I told her ours was an original.
Ross: Why did you do that?
Rachel: Ross, get over it! Its not like she hates you.
Ross: Oh, you like it? You wanna know where I got it?
Phoebe: You bought your sheets at a flea market? Ross come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little.
Chandler: And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight. (Hands it to him.) You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldnt afford it, because you paid dinner last night.
Janine: (entering from her room) Monica! Chandler! Im really-really sorry about tonight. I dont know if Joey told you; I just couldnt get out of going to this play. Im sorry. Have a great time.
Joey: Well uh, she didnt want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. Im so sorry.
Joey: Because she uh, she-she thinks that you are blah and that you, Monica, are too loud.
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
Chandler: No, you shNo you said you made that up!!
Joey: I know, but dont you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?
Joey: Come on you guys, come on please-please just give her another chance, huh? Shell come around I promise.
Joey: (shouting) I can hear you!
Ross: Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new (On Rachels glare) old sheet?
Phoebe: Ross, where did you get this?!
Ross: Of course not, it smells like wine, which you spilled! And thanks for wrecking my sheet by the way.
Phoebe: Oh Ross, calm down, Ill give you the 80 cents. (Ross glares at Rachel)
Monica: Chandler, would you like some more orange juice?
Joey: So uh, what are you guys doing?
Joey: Look, come on you guys, you said you were gonna try! All right look, I came over here to invite you guys to a movie with me and Janine.
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Monica: We owe you?!
Joey: Thats right! I helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. Huh? I helped you guys sneak around for like six months, and I looked like an idiot! And I was humiliated. And I only made 200 dollars!
Monica: We didnt give you any money! (Chandler is motioning, "No!")
Joey: You dont think I know that!
Phoebe: Yeah no, Im telling you Rachel has such a great eye for this stuff. Ross, yknow if you ever decide you need to redecorateAnd I think that you should. You should, you should ask Rachel to help.
Phoebe: Oh, come on! I think hes ready to get rid of, what did you call it? The cheap knock-offs and dinosaur junk.
Ross: Really?! (To Rachel) Hey, yknow what? Since you have such a great sense of what I need, uh ooh, heres-heres 60 bucks, why dont you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.
Phoebe: Oh my God. This is where you got all our stuff, Pottery Barn! Oh my God!
Rachel: Okay! Okay-okay lookno I did, I just wanted this stuff and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn. Just Come on dont be mad.
Phoebe: I cant! I cant! Unless Well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if I didnt buy that lamp?
Phoebe: But are you saying that you would move out if I didnt buy that lamp?
Janine: Well I did. I really did. And you guys, Ive got to say, Im sorry if I was a little weird after the last time we went out. I guess I was just nervous or something.
Monica: (bursting in) I knew it!! Yknow, youre not so quiet yourself, missy!
Chandler: And Im blah? Listen, the only thing more boring than watching modern dance is having to listen to you talk about it, (Imitating her) "Oh Chandler, I just lost myself in the moment."
Janine: Yknow, I know youre talking, but all I hear is, "Blah. Blah. Blah-blah-blah."
Monica: (steps up and points at her) All right! You and me! Lets go! Right now!
Joey: All right! All right! Enough! Enough! Enough!! Enough! (To Chandler and Monica) You two go home! I-I-I gotta talk to Janine! (They start to leave.)
Chandler: (To Monica) Yknow I think you can take her.
Monica: (to Janine) Youd better hope I dont see you in the hallway!! (They exit.)
Joey: All right, uh, weve got a little bit of a problem here. These people are my friends; you cant treat them that way.
Joey: I know! I know! And Im going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They Theyre like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I I dont think we can be together. It just, it just cant work. It cant. (Starts to break up) Im very upset.
Monica: What did I tell you about the hall?!
Janine: Ill see you.
Janine: (muttering to herself) Or Ill hear you.
Monica: (chasing her) Youd better run!
Chandler: Did you hear that?
Chandler: Yeah, Im sorry man. (Pause) You wanna go watch?
Monica: I cannot believe you broke up with her just like that.
Joey: Well, when its not right, you know it.
Chandler: You okay?
Ross: Yknow what would cheer you up?
Ross: Im giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night, I think you should come.
Joey: (laughing hysterically) Youre right! That did cheer me up!
Gavin: I do have feelings for you.
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
Monica: Uch. I am still so mad at you for smoking.
Monica: Wait a minute! Now Im betting against all three of you?
Chandler: Im gonna say this for the last time. Would you please just (He moves his arm which opens the drawer and hits in the back of the head, which proves his point.)
Joey: That's right Ross, I can see you in your new apartment! And you can see me! Same as yesterday, (To Monica) same as the day before.
Rachel: (entering from bathroom) Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.
Monica: Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.
Joey: (talking to a pineapple in his hand) God, you're beautiful...why are we fighting this?You know you want it to happen as much as I do.
RUSS: You could not be more wrong. You could try... but you would not be successful.
Monica: Hey! Youre wearing pants!
Ross: Didnt you spend last night at Joeys?
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
Helena: (disappointed) I see. Well, I wish you both a lifetime of happiness. (To a bald guy.) So youre bald?
Ross: (to Rachel) So, hes just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesnt want anything in exchange for helping him?
Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
Joey: Hey. I was just gonna get something to eat. You want something?
Rachel: You know honey, there is a thin line between love and hate, and it turns out that line...is a scarf!
Monica: You kissed him?
Joey: Oh my God Pheebs! Youre gonna have a baby?
Ross: Excuse me. Hi, Im a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?
Joey: Ahhh! I heard "I do", were halfway there! Okay! (To Bobby) You!
Emily: I cant believe you really walk alone here! I mean, you hear such stories about New York.
RACHEL: Jean-Claude she said yes, I'll see you tonight. Thank you.
Monica: That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and I don't feel anything at all. (Chandler approaches)
Chandler: But kids are so intuitive. Don't you think on some level he already knows?
Monica: Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?
Chandler: And uh, Rachel, glad to have you back.
Ross: Don't you have to be at work?
Ross: Of course! It all adds up! I mean you youre obsessed with her. Its always, "Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?" "Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?" "When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!
Chandler: Are you trying to get everybody divorced?
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
Gavin: Gavin! I brought you some soup.
Gavin: I heard you were sick...
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Rachel: Because I knew you were lying!
Joey: When youre off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?
Mike: If you need an easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap.
CHANDLER: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.
Monica: No I told you I can't.
Monica: (interrupting him) No-no-no, dont-dont do the accent. Youve got to see her again.
Chandler: (on phone, reading from a script) Oh, Danielle! I wasn't expecting the machine... Give me a call when you get a chance. (Rattles some dishes) Bye-bye. (Hangs up.) Oh God!
Joey: No! No, you smell like a meadow. (Pause.) I'm sorry. (Runs to the bathroom.)
Monica: All right, you just make sure that Chandler catches the ball, Ill take care of the rest.
Joey: All right, Ill see you guys.
Joanna: Wait. I wanna show you something.
Ross: No, its Its not that. Umm, now what Im going to say to you, Im not saying as your friend. Okay? Im-Im saying as it as Monicas older brother.
Monica: You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate!
Phoebe: Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyoneanyway.
Ross: Thats all youre basing this on?
Chandler: You mean the lully story?
ROSS: And that wasn't fun for you?
Monica: Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.
Rachel: Well yknow what they say, the 23rd times the charm. (Chandler enters.) Aww, look at you all handsome!
Phoebe: Every little bit of you!
Mr. Treeger:: Really? Youll do anything?
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
Ross: Can you say Da-Da? See, Im gonna tell your mommies you said it anyway, so you might as well try
Chandler: Okay, hear me out. Okay? You give the best bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" They'd have to go to you.
Joey: You got it. Come here. (They hug and are observed by the hooker.)
Rachel: No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I dont have any of those things. Thats why its so funny. (Runs into her room crying.)
Ross: Ok, I'll be home right after work. Ok, by Emma-Wemma-Demma, I love you - wovyou dovyou ...
Rachel: You�ve being seeing someone?
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Monica: Look, I'm not happy about this either, but y'know if-if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?
Chandler: Yknow that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "Youre half Scottish right?"
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Joey: Thank you so much.
Rachel: Oh God. You know what? Who you think you are? Who are you to decide what messages I should or should not get?
Rachel: Oh yeah! Yeah please, you guys have fun.
Chandler: You, touching yourself, out!
Joey: Fine! Have you ever got stuck in a pair of your own leather pants?!
Monica: Hey Rach, could you get me some cough drops?
Ross: Are you kidding?
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Monica: Probably the only time I'll ever say this, but did you see the ass on her?
Monica: The ones we had right after you almost threw up.
Chandler: No! Uh, I d'know! The point is, if you were gonna set me up with someone, I'd like to think you'd set me up with someone like him.
ROB: And you know why? Because you told the truth, and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.
Joey: Takes it out of you? (Laughs.)
Chandler: Hey, what are you doing here? Shouldnt you be at work?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Monica: What are you doing?! Chandler! You cant just go back a phase!
Ross: I never gave it to you.
Michelle: What are you taking amoxicillin for?
Chandler: All right, check it out. Check this out. It says here that theres a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums! (Reading from the book.) "Its almost as good as being there."
Ross: Yeah, maybe not. So what you wanna do?
Ross: OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?
RYAN: Sorry, the lightning. Lightning was an unfortunate incidence. You look lovely, lovely.
Rachel: Thank you.
Ross: Oh, hey, hey Rach, do you notice anything..ahh
Chandler: Honey, I dont like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?
Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
Joey: Wow! So, how are you?
Joey: Hey! Tall guy! Hey, listen, I wanted to talk to you about that girl that youre dancing with.
Rachel: I loved the moment when you first saw the giant dog shadow all over the park.
Chandler: Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? (Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!
Phoebe: What you got?
Rachel: Cos I was gonna say theres no way you couldve done the end the way you guys did it back then!