words in movies
CHANDLER: Alright, alright, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes.
JOEY: Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. [Chandler starts to sit in one of the chairs] Not that one.
PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
RACHEL: Hi you guys.
RACHEL: Hey you.
ROSS: Hey you. [they stand together in front of the TV.]
ROSS: Oh you know, pretty much the usual, uh, sun shining, birds chirping.
ROSS: [beeper goes off] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to get to the museum. So um, I'll see you tonight.
MONICA: Tonight you're supposed to waitress for me, my catering thing, any of those words trigger anything for you?
RACHEL: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. See Phoebe, Phoebe.
MONICA: Really Phoebs? Because, you know, you'd have to be an actual waitress. This can't be like your 'I can be a bear cub' thing.
DR. BURKE: Monica? My God you used to be so. . . I mean you, you, you, you must have lost like. . . You look great.
MONICA: Thank you. This is my friend Phoebe. She's gonna be helping me tonight.
DR. BURKE: Hi Phoebe, nice to meet you. [Phoebe just giggles when they shake] So, how ya been?
MONICA: I've been great, just great. How have you been? [tilting her head]
DR. BURKE: Oh, well obviously you know Barbara and I split up, otherwise you wouldn't have done the head tilt.
DR. BURKE: Yeah, since the divorce, when anybody asks me how I am, it's always with a sympathetic head tilt. [demonstrating] 'How ya doin'? You OK?'
CHANDLER: Uh, two larges, extra cheese on both. But listen, don't ring the buzzer for 19, ring 20, Geller-Green, they'll let you in, OK. If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you. OK, thanks. Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up.
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
MONICA: Alright, I'll tell you what. I'll come get you in 5 minutes with some sort of um, kabob emergency.
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
PHOEBE: You are so smitten.
PHOEBE: Oh, you are so much the smitten kitten. You should ask him out.
PHOEBE: So. You two are totally into each other.
PHOEBE: Didn't you like, just get your eyes checked?
MONICA: Well yeah, but, you know, uh, 27 is a dangerous eye age.
RACHEL: C'mon, I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little. . . hard to follow.
ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles.
ROSS: It would really help when I'm kissing you if you didn't shout out my sister's name.
RACHEL: I'm sorry. Oh God, I'm sorry, it's just that when you moved your hands down to my butt, it was like woah, Ross's hands are on my butt. Sorry.
RACHEL: Well it's not, honey I'm sorry, I guess I'm just nervous. I mean, it's you, ya know, it's us. I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing.
RACHEL: Oh, come on, would you just grab my ass.
CHANDLER: You got a Cheeto on your face man.[Joey removes the Cheeto and eats it]
JOEY: What're you doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be out with Rachel?
ROSS: Oh. Listen, have you ever been uh, you know, foolin' around with a girl and uh, she started laughin'?
JOEY: She laughed at you?
RACHEL: Hi you guys.
CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
RACHEL: OK, listen, I'm sorry about last night and I really want to make it up to you.
ROSS: No, you, ya know there's no need to make it u. . . how?
CHANDLER: Could you get us a couple of beers?
MONICA: You too.
DR. BURKE: You too.
PHOEBE: We have got to get you lazy boys out of these chairs.
PHOEBE: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.
PHOEBE: You guys are so pathetic, I, oh, OH, XANADU! OH.
RACHEL: Hi you guys.
RACHEL: Alright you guys, I'm takin' off my shirt.
ROSS: Well, why're you all dressed up?
ROSS: What? You have a date? Who with?
MONICA: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
ROSS: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad.
PHOEBE: Oh you are so lucky.
DR. BURKE: No no. Henry's almost two and he's talking and everyting. Here. You know, the other day he told me he liked me better than his other grandpa. Now in all fairness his other grandpa's a drunk but still. . .
DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.
RACHEL: Yeah well, you know what, so is uh, Sorentino's.
RACHEL: No, you know what, it's late, everything's gonna be closed. Why don't we just do it another night?
ROSS: Shh. Do you want cran-apple or cran-grape?
ROSS: Well uh, you see that, that little cluster of stars next to the big one? That is Ursa Major.
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
Rachel: Can I ask you something?
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Chandler: My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.
Rachel: Oh. Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.
Phoebe: I know! You see it is stuff like this which is why (Looking down) youre burning in hell!!
Phoebe looks down: You are a terrific actor.
Joey: So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
Luisa: Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. I mean, would it have been so hard to say 'Morning, Luisa'? Or 'Nice overalls'?
Joey: Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did-did you like that part?
Monica: Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you (Points at Rachel) bitched about it, then you (Points to herself) would stop cooking, and you (Points at Rachel) would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.
Joey: You liked it? You really liked it?
PHOEBE: Sparkly. So, wow, this is pretty wonerful, huh. Mr. major capades guy. I, I remember when you were just, like, King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice is Nice.
Monica: Well what is it? What is it? If its gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.
Joey: Oh. Are you sure you don't want to come? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, they get mail and stuff.
Monica: Oh, did you catch him?!
Ross: (sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Chandler: You dont owe me anything, I dont want you money
Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Ross: You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.
Phoebe: yeah well (pause) yeah you know Emma's birth certificate might say Geller but her eyes say Mookurgee.
Rachel: Whoa, how do you know about that?
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Ross: I love when you talk dirty to me.
Phoebe: Thank you!
Monica: Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you! (Gets up to find Chandler.)
Joey: Oh thats great! Oh thank you so much!
Phoebe: Oh you made it!
Joey: Hey! You made it!
Monica: How are you doing?
Monica: Would you look at her? She is so peaceful.
RACHEL: Why the hell didn't you tell me!
Elizabeth: Do you know where the store is?
Phoebe: Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.
Jill: Hey! You have no right to tell me what to do.
Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh no!! You swore!
Rachel: Um... yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be...
Ross: Thank you.
Monica: Congratulations! Wow! I cant believe youre nominated for an Emmy!
Man: Thank you very much.
Rachel: How are you?
Charlie: Wha, you know, maybe we can do something else!
Chandler: But you said you were ready too.
Ross: Its funny you should mention diapers.
Rachel: Uh, Im just, Im just looking out your window. At-at the view. What are you guys doing?
Phoebe: yea you know you are a bit of a drama queen.
Chandler: Well this is great! Ill give you a call! We should do it again sometime!
Chandler: So you didnt mean any of that?!
Ross: Uh yes! Thank you.
Monica: Oh come on, its only fair, you paid for the flight. Now is, is that enough lire?
Phoebe: Well, hes never coming back! Okay? You just cost me eight dollars a week!
Ross: Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my I mean, Im lucky to have just one good (They all start getting emotional.)
Monica:: Honey look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the tub and thrash.
Rachel: Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!
Mike: Excuse me, hi. I was hoping I would run into you. Can we talk?
Rachel: (stunned) You are friends with Dr. Drake Remoray?
Evil Bitch: Are you looking at her?!
Evil Bitch: You miss your girlfriend?
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!
Joey: Come on you stupid machine! Come on!
Chandler: (laughs) Youre messy.
Monica: Oh, I'm so glad you guys like it. Yay! All right I gotta go to work. (tries to take the poem)
Chandler: What are you doing tonight?
Joey: (staring at the ice sculpture) How bad do you want to stick your tongue on that? (They all glare at him)
Chandler: (in a serious, businesslike tone) Rachel, could I see you for a moment?
Ross: (on tape) I know. Hey remember remember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost
Joey: 816, thank you!
Laura: You know, I... I feel like I've been here before. Are any other couples in the building adopting?
Rachel: Ross, you stay here and talk, Im gonna go have a baby.
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Joey: But you said he was this great guy!
Ben: Are you for Hanukkah, too? Because I'm part-Jewish.
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Joey: No! Forget her, man! You dont need her, you dont need that!
Joey: Okay. And uh, are you married.
Monica: Okay, Joeys gonna catch it, and you and I are gonna block.
Ross: Oh there you go!
Rachel: But I hired you!
Phoebe: Ninety percent of a womens pheromones come out the top of her head! Thats why, thats why women are shorter. So that men will fall in love when they hug them! (Ross is staring at her dumbfounded.) Oh come on Ross, youre a scientist.
Phoebe: Yes! You know, in six months the Statute of Limitations runs out and I can travel internationally again!
Janice: Its you. This is yours.
Monica:: how do you know I have one of those?
Ross: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
Joey: (proudly) Oh, you should here me.
Rachel: Hi Dr. Long, how are you?
Rachel: Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?
Joey's Doctor: Would you like to see them? (He hands Joey a little jar.)
Rachel: No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!
Chandler: I cant believe you dont know what I do for a living!
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Cliff: That-thats him! You know him?
Joey's Date: Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
Ross: What? Of course you can! Hop on!
Dana: Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I just I dont feel that way about you.
Phoebe: (lets go of his hand) You have... have a girlfriend?
Rachel: Well, how can you be a tour guide, dont you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?