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Chandler: You know, it's... (sees the feeding taking place next to him) something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back. (Goes into the kitchen)
Ross: (following them into the kitchen) What are you guys doing?
Ross: Look, would you guys grow up? That is the most natural beautiful thing in the world.
Ross: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
Chandler: Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
Chandler: So, uh, how often can you do it?
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
Rachel: (to Julie) Thank you. (under her breath to Chandler) What a bitch.
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
Monica: Ok, um, I'll go with you.
Joey: Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?
Phoebe: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street.
Ross: (to Monica) So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow?
Annabelle: Hey, Joey. So did you hear about the new guy?
Joey: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? (To the Hombre Man) Hey, how ya doin'?
Hombre Man: (To Joey) You were saying?
Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
Monica: You had a salad.
Rachel: Good, Pheebs. What'd you buy?
Rachel: You went shopping for fur?
Rachel: You bought boobs?
Joey: (to a guy) Bijan for men? (to a guy) Bijan for men? (To a woman) Bijan for... (Sees it's a woman and stops.) (To Annabelle who walks up.) Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee.
Annabelle: You bet. (to Joey) Maybe some other time?
Rachel: Did you just say Hi, Jew?
Ross: Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's breast milk, and you're not supposed to do that.
Chandler: What did you just do?
Chandler: What did you just do?
Phoebe: You won't even taste it?
Phoebe: Not even if you just pretend that it's milk?
Rachel: They took Ben to the park. Where've you been?
Rachel: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. (Puts her hand in the pocket) Here are your keys, hon. (She takes the keys out, sets them on the counter, and notices she also grabbed a receipt.)
Rachel: Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?
Monica: You know what probably happened? Someone musta stolen my credit card.
Rachel: Monica, what is with you? Who'd you have lunch with?
Rachel: You were with Julie?
Monica: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out!
Rachel: Oh, please, you wanted to get caught. (Waves the receipt)
Rachel: Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here?
Monica: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?
Rachel: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's? (Monica looks away.) Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now. (Exits.)
Carol: Why'd you freak out?
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
Joey: Or maybe it's because this guy's doing so good they wanna put more people on it. (Chandler pours some juice in a glass.) You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day.
Chandler: (slides the juice across the counter which Joey catches) What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.
Joey: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. (He downs the glass of juice in one swig.) I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.
Chandler: (pours more and slides the refill to Joey) All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody's gonna come along that slices a better cheddar. And then where're you gonna run?
Chandler: You're damn right I'm right. I say you show this guy what you're made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie.
Chandler: All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.
Rachel: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually (starting to cry), but now she's actually stealing you.
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Rachel: I love you too. (They hug.)
Phoebe: You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. (Joins in on the hug.) Oh, I really needed that. (Goes and sits down.)
Monica: Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie's guts, but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?
Rachel: (crying) I'd do anything for you, you know that.
Monica: (crying) I'd do anything for you. (They hug again.)
Store Guy: All right, everybody, I'm openin' the doors. You boys ready?
Customer: You idiot, you stupid cowboy, you blinded me, I'm suing!
Store Guy: Oh my god, Todd! What the hell did you do?
Joey: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?
Rachel: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we've never really talked. I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
Chandler: Youre turning into a woman.
Amy: (thinks about it) You’re right, you’re right! I’m gonna do it!
Phoebe: Yeah! It really has been great too, you know, some of this people must have seen me play before because they were requesting a bunch of my songs! Yeah, "You suck" and "shut up and go home".
Ross: Look, I-I know its not a proposal and I dont know where you are, but with everything thats been going on and with Emma and Ive been feeling
Janice: Im telling you Rachel, listen to Janice. They all say theyre gonna be there until they start their real family.
Janine: Hey! Youre a good dancer!
Ross: Why aren't you guys dressed?
David: Wow, you look even... more beautiful than you did yesterday.
Rachel: Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?
Lizzie: Would you like my tin-foil hat?
Monica: Who do you wanna fool around with?
Chandler: Wh-How did you lose at Cups?!
Chandler: No! Youre the sweetest! (He tries to kiss her but Monica backs away with a look that could kill on her face.)
Ross: Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.
Monica: (Takes it) That's Mindy? Wow, she is pretty. (Sees Rachel's look) Lucky. To have had a friend like you.
Joey: I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask...
Rachel: No honey, we're sorry, we didn't mean it. I love you. I love you.
Rachel: (Looking through her purse.) Okay, you know what? I dont have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my night stand, and...okay. But you know what? I have my drivers license and I have a twenty. (She slides it across the counter.)
Monica: Look! You knew this about me when you married me! You agreed to take me in sickness and in health. Well, this is my sickness!
Chandler: So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
Monica: I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said you wouldn�t have sex with me while we�re fighting.
Robert: Ah, good to meet you. Robert.
Phoebe Sr: What are you doing here?!
Phoebe: Youre kidding! And he plays rugby?! Thats so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
Rachel: Well, it gets worse. When asked if you take initiative I wrote, "Yes, he was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision," and under Problems with Performance I wrote, "Dear God, I hope not," and then uh, then I drew a little smiley face, and then a small pornographic sketch.
Phoebe: Thats the same month as Halloween. So, um, what kinda things do you like to do at home?
Monica: Im so glad you liked it.
Phoebe: Okay, but you cannot tell him... but look whose back!
Ross: Thirty seconds, all the questions you can answer.
Joey: Oh no-no-no, you dont understand
Rachel: And that was so sweet of you to ask! Oh my God, the three of us are gonna have such a good time living together!
ROSS: Whoa! You had sex today?
Woman: Ross Geller, why do I know that name? Its uhWait! (Grabs his book off of the shelf.) Did you write this?
Rachel: What? Oh my God! Im gonna miss you so much! (Starts to cry.)
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence, I never thought I'd say.
Chandler: (answering phone) Hello. Hi, Janice! Can you hold on for a second? Okay. (to Monica and Rachel) Okay, what do I do?
JOEY: Aww, Rach, I think you look cute (kisses her on the cheek, then looks at Ross) And you, uh, you, you I could eat with a spoon (goes to kiss him).
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Rachel: No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok?
Rachel: Okay get your coat! (They get their coats and start to leave. Rachel suddenly stops and sticks the hand up the back of her shirt.) Oh! When did you unhook this? (Her bra.) Nice work!
Chandler: Is that what youre thinking about right now?
Rachel: Yknow what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!
Rachel: Come on you guys! Listen, if Emily knew I was here having dinner you with you she would flip out and you know it. It's okay, I really I don't mind.
Rachel: Okay. So what? You guys would just like get together and like just say mean things about me?
Phoebe: Do you want me to teach you? I'm a great teacher.
Chandler: Well, You could, but... probably just the one time.
Rachel: It... You can so totally tell.
Ross: What do you like better flora or fauna?
Rachel: No, happy for you! (Hits him harder.)
Joey: Come on who? Who do you like? Tell me. You're not getting away that easy. Who do you like, who?
RYAN: [Puts his hands over Phoebe's ears.] I must tell you, you look beautiful tonight.
Joey: No-no! Im fine. Its just Hey, can I ask you something? Have you ever looked at someone that youve known for a while and then suddenly suddenly see them a different way?
Ross: (to Ben) I know, I know. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Yeah. This is Ben. Ben, this is everybody.
Mrs. Bing: Alright, well, be good, I love you. (Kisses him and goes to leave)
Monica: Hey, do you realize that at this time tomorrow well be getting married?
Amy: Well, I’m staying with you guys!
Monica: I swear I didnt. (To Ross and Will) Hey! Is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?
JANITOR: The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?
Rachel: were you this irritating?
Monica: Y'know what, thats fine, maybe you havent grown up, but I have.
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
Janice: (starting to cry) You're a very sweet person Ross, umm, unfortunately I don't think I can take another second of you whining!!
Ross: Really?! So what would you say Pheebs? Stuff like uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub?"
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
Cecilia: (walking up) Youre absolutely right they are writing me out of the show. They dont know exactly when its going to happen, but apparently going to be very soon and thats it.
Joey: Come on baby, dont go. Please? What do you say?
Ross first has a look of 'huh' then changes it to sarcastic happy: Thank you Amy.
Chandler: Oh, y'know what, Im gonna be okay, you dont have to throw a party for me.
Joey: Great. (He doesnt like it.) You got anything thats not Ralph Lauren?
Ken: That�s not true. If you don�t wanna smoke �
Mona: Huh, could you imagine. I go away for a few days, and come back, and my boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant! (Mona laughs yes again!)
Phoebe: No! You don't have to do anything! Just don't tell them that we know!
Rachel: Phoebe, you have to calm down.
Ross: No, actually I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together. But now you mention it, there was ice there that night... It was the first frost...
Ross: Now, if you need to stay late, I want to be supportive of that.
Rachel: Yes, okay, oh, by the way, I just gotta say, I think it's really nice of you that even after you've moved, you still keep storing that stuff for Joey!
CHANDLER: Alright, alright, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes.
Rachel: Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.
Rachel: I am feeling nothing. Speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you.
Joey: What? I I just figured since youre pregnant youre not gonna be seeing people.
Monica: Okay, wait, you gotta hang up cause were gonna be late.
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Ross: But-but, if you dont love this, well do it in any other place at any other time. Really, its fine, whatever you want.
Monica: Then why did you move?!
Rachel: When she sees that youre gone, shes gonna know that I let you out, and that I was in here, and Im gonna get fired!
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
Ross: Look, I dont know what youre talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.
Monica: I just talked to Joey, I justI want to see how you were.
Fireman #1: So uh, youre not gonna be able to live here for a while, you ladies have a place to stay?
Ross: What? Fine? Because I am! Aren't you? Aren't you? Aren't you? You see? Who else is fine?
Phoebe: No! Wait! I was just saying that so youd think I was a good person. Fight for me.
Ross: Okay, you are totally making this up.
Rachel: What? I was just trying to teach you.
Parker: No, no, no wait! Dont tell me. Let me guess. (Points as he says their names) Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel and, Im sorry Phoebe didnt mention you. (Chandler makes a face) Chandler, Im kidding all ready youre my favorite!
Joey: You got married to fast.
Monica: Wait a minute, yknow, youre bringing me!
Joey: What, you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?
Rachel: You guys are really right there arent you?