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Rachel: Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?
Melissa: You have been M.I.A for the past seven sorority newsletters, whats up with you?!
Rachel: Wh(Turns and looks at the gang whos staring)Why dont I tell you over here? (She walks Melissa away from the gang.)
Melissa: So last I heard you were gonna get married. (Grabs Rachels hand and notices that she doesnt have a ring on it.) (Sadly) Oh poor Ray-ray.
Melissa: Oh shut up more! Now, are you friends with Ralph?
Melissa: (excitedly) Are you?!
Melissa: Listen, we-we have to have dinner. What-what are you doing tomorrow night?
Melissa: You do now. Youre having dinner with me.
Melissa: I-Ive got to go. This has been so great Ray-ray! (Gunther returns with her cigarettes.) Oh, there you are. (Takes them from Gunther.) (To Rachel) Umm, so listen, just call me. Heres my card. (Hands the card over.)
Rachel: Oh, wow thanks! (Reading the card) Oh youre in real estate!
Rachel: Wow! What do you do now?
Melissa: (quietly) Im a party planner. Ill see you tomorrow. (Exits.)
Monica: Wait a minute, she isnt Shes not the one who you
Joey: (excitedly) Who you what? Who you what?!
Joey: (excitedly) Wow? Wow what?! Wow what?! Who youwhat?!!
Monica: (telling Chandler the seating arrangement) Okay so this is where the band is. (Points.) And this is where the bar is. (Points) And all these pins have peoples names on them. (She has pins to show the seating at each of the tables.) And Rach, here you are. (Points to Rachels place.)
Monica: Oh! (Gets up) Lets see, well if this is the wedding hall then umm (Walks away) youre parents will be at home in Queens.
Joey: (looking around) You got me. I dont
Monica: Oh please, you just want more blue pins.
Joey: (leaning down to her) Maybe youll order a little sangria?
Rachel: (motioning to a rack) So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if theres anything that you like, we can make you a deal. Anything at all. (Grabs a few) But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.
Chandler: Well, thanks a lot for hookin me up Rach. I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest.
Chandler: You mean like for award shows?
Chandler: You mean these tuxes have been down the red carpet with people yelling, "You are you wearing?! You look fabulous!"
Chandler: Are you serious?
Rachel: So Joey I just hooked Ross and Chandler up with some tuxedos for the wedding, do you need one?
Rachel: Well, what are you going to wear?
Rachel: Can I please be there when you tell her? (Joey nods yes.)
Phoebe: Hey oh, Rach wait! Do you want to go to a movie tonight?
Joey: (excitedly) Can I come?! I wont even talk! Youll just hear the noise from my video camera.
Rachel: Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joeys lewd version?
Joey: Why are you taking this away from me?
Rachel: Yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?!
Phoebe: Okay! I justI didnt know that you are a lesbian. (Joey smiles and nods lewdly.)
Phoebe: Okay, it just seems pretty wild and youre soyknow so vanilla.
Rachel: All right, yknow what? If you dont want to believe me about this, why dont you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.
Joey: Oh-ho, you should get inside my head.
Chandler: You cant wear that! Im wearing the famous tux! James Bonds tux!
Chandler: SoIf you wear that youll make mine less special.
Ross: Well, you need something to make this day special? Hello! You-you-you have the most special thing of all! You are marrying the woman you love.
Chandler: Look, its my wedding day okay? If you were getting married I would never do anything to upset you.
Ross: When I got married you slept with my sister.
Monica: Hey. Oh good-good youre here! All right, I figured it out. Im gonna take two tables of eight, Im gonna add your parents, and Im gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!
Joey: Somehow they got the idea that you only invited them because of me. They feel a little unwanted.
Joey: Look Mon, if you could just call my mom
Joey: Come on! Look just-just telllet her know that you really want them to be there. Lets not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years.
Joey: Is it her fault that some of them didnt make it to you?
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
Melissa: Hmm Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority?
Rachel: (changing the subject) Anyway, speaking of drinking too much. I was uh, tellin Phoebe about that one crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where you and I uh, we made out.
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Monica: What are you talking about?! 007 has all those gadgets!
Monica: How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo and Ill make you a nice martini.
Joey: Listen, I know the invitation says 6:00, but does that mean that you want people to get there at six, or the show is gonna start right at six?
Monica: Have you ever been to one of my weddings?
Monica: Youll vamp?!
Joey: Yeah! Yeah yknow, like warm up the crowd. Ask em where theyre from. Cause in Joey Tribbiani you get a minister and you get an entertainer. Im a minis-tainer! (Rapping) There is no one better! There is no one greater!
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Rachel: Yeahbut come onListen, Im sorry I dont want to make you uncomfortable, but I told Phoebe that it happened and she doesnt believe me.
Melissa: Im sorry Ray-ray. I mean if I thought it happened I would say it. Maybe I passed out and you did stuff to me while I was sleeping.
Phoebe: Rachel, its okay. You dont have to do this. I believe you. All right? Okay, if-if you say that you kissed Melissa, then you kissed Melissa.
Rachel: Thank you Phoebe.
Monica: You just carry that around?
Monica: Between you and
Chandler: Well, does that mean that youre not going to wearing yours?
Ross: What are you kidding? Its Batmans tux!!
Chandler: The only superpower you have is a slightly heightened sense of smell. (Hands him the jacket and walks away.)
Joey: (entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?
Monica: All right thats it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I dont care!
Joey: No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. Theyre so happy they get to be a part of your special day.
Chandler: Well, youre welcome. And tell them were really glad theyre coming.
Joey: Okay. I will. Ohh! Check out what they got me to wear for the ceremony! (Runs to his apartment and returns wearing a rather silly hat.) Huh? I wear it like this when I marry you guys, and then this (He tilts it to the side of his head) is for party time.
Rachel: It happened! I am telling you it happened!
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Melissa: My God! You love me!
Melissa: Of course I remember our kiss. I think about it all the time. I can still hear the coconuts knockin together I (Phoebe is shocked.) I just didnt want to tell you cause I didnt think that youd return my love, and now that you have (Leans in to kiss Rachel.)
Melissa: Aww, look whos being suddenly shy. You cant tell me you dont feel what I feel. Nobody can kiss that good and not mean it. (Goes in again.)
Melissa: (laughs) Oh you dont have to be (Laughs again) sorry. Im Im obviously kidding. Im not in love with you. (To Phoebe) Im not in love with her. I dont hear coconuts banging together. Yeah, I dont picture your face when I make love to my boyfriend. Anyway, I gotta go. Eh kiss good-bye? (Rachel stares at her stunned.) No? Okay. (Hurries into the cab and drives off.)
Rachel: Well yknow what they say, the 23rd times the charm. (Chandler enters.) Aww, look at you all handsome!
Rachel: Oh does it matter?! All that matters is that you look so handsome.
Joey: We dont make enough fun of you already?
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you? (offers his hand, and Dr. Green puts his scarf on it.)
Phoebe: Now, its you little bunny friend. (She sticks it in Rachels face and they both laugh.)
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Joey: (on tv) Oh, you said it Mike. (rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter) Aw! There's got to be a better way!
Ross: Hi. (They shake hands.) Its nice to meet you. I used to have a friend named Joey. I dont anymore.
CHANDLER: Please tell me you know which one is our baby.
Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?
Chandler: Joey you broke my chair!!
Joey: How do you figure?
Ross: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y...
Phoebe: Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats. (Ross hands her one) Thank you! So what, youre just never going to tell her?
Salesman: Oh. Okay! How can I help you?
Joey: Look, can I just stop you right there for a second? When people do this (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) I dont really know what that means. (Ross just looks at him) You were saying?
RACHEL: And then, I don't know, I mean you'd pull me really close to you so that, so that I'd be pressed up, you know, right against you. And, um, it would get kind of sweaty and uh, and blurry, and then it's just happening.
Phoebe: No-no I cant! I cant let you do it!
Ross: (Entering) What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place.
Joey: (jumping up in a hole that he is digging, he is shoulder deep) Hey, you guys! Take a look at this! (Chandler and Monica jump up and go over to the hole.) Check this baby out, dug me a hole!
Joey: I'm saying maybe you and I crank it up a notch.
Ben: That you and daddy were not on a break.
Chandler: Yes, if it really doesnt mean anything, because you know that Im just not ready
ROSS: Ok, and then you take the poopie diaper and you put it in the poopie diaper pail.
Tag: Uh-huh! Let me ask you something?
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Joey: No, Im gonna!! Thats right! Yeah, you made me feel really guilty about goin out with that girl! Like-like-like I did something terrible to you! And now Pheebs, youre doing the same thing!
Chandler: Well, you know what they say, elephants never forget. (Monica is not amused by that statement.) Seriously, good luck marrying me.
Tag: Do you have a minute?
All: Come on Phoebe! You can do it Phoebe! Come on!
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Rachel: There you go!
Chandler: They put you in jail?
Monica: (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not Elizabeths dad?!
Monica: Yeah. In fact, I like her so much you tell her I want my cookies early this year! Yknow, a box of Thin Mints and some Tag-a-Longs.
RTST: Oh, some, that's fine. Some is fine. Some is not a lot. So, it doesn't burn when you pee, does it?
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, did you do it yet?
Phoebe: Really?! I looked into that. Yeah, but, I mean it costs like $60,000 and yknow you can die. And, you would die!
Phoebe: I know. Have you considered pageanting?
Ross: Thats right! Thats right, dont you play a woman?
Monica: I cant believe you bought this.
Ross: Wait! Whoa-whoa, you you gave her the ring?
Joey: Are you kidding me? Watch! (Makes funny faces trying to cry) Well I cant do it with you guys watching me!
Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, I mean thats, thats, thats just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?
Ross: (calming down) Yeah, I know. I mean, no, youre right. Yeah I guess Ill let it go. But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this.
Chandler: All right ladies, heres what were gonna do. (Points to a stripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two, go get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, "Chandlers the king! Chandlers the king!"
Joey: Ooh, sorry. Sorry. You finish, go.
Monica: Oh my God. Youre even dumber than I am!
Chandler: Hey-hey are you drunk?
Monica: Really?! You promise?
Rachel: Oh, hi! How are you doing?
Chandler: Well, I think it's very brave what you said.
Ursula: Oh, its you.
Kim: Hey Rachel, what are you doing out here?
Phoebe: You have your birth certificate?
Joey: Thanks, Rach. Look, you guys are just terrific. Yknow? Now, how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers. Its all about turnover.
BIG BULLY: You told on us?
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
Monica: No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!
Phoebe: (trying to hold back the struggling cat) He seems to hate you. Are you sure?
JANICE: Is it yours? Ha! You wish, Chandler Bing. You are looking at a married lady now.
Ross: Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?
Ross: Hey, y'know while were on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you dont live here anymore.
Monica: (entering) Hey, you guys.
Kristen: Youve been married twice?
PHOEBE: You guys are so pathetic, I, oh, OH, XANADU! OH.
Ross: What? You forgot fourteen states?
Phoebe: Umm, yeah, I'd like to go out with you officer
Ross: You know that girl I told you about who lives up in Poughkeepsie?
Rachel: Ooooh! Honey, well we'll find you something. Do you wanna wear my black jacket?
Joey: No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do.
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Young Ethan: ...in love with you.
CHANDLER: Do you remember talking to me yesterday?
Phoebe: You did the right thing.
Jasmine: You did a bad thing!
Ross: Okay, remember, we were young. Hey, Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom and my parents walked in and smelled it and so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window.
Joey: Will you quit hoggin it!
Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
Ross: You wanna buy a car?
Ross: Yknow what? I-I-I I-I have had enough of this! Yknow, I-I-I care a great deal about your daughter and I have treated her with nothing but respect! So if-if youve got a problem with me, frankly
Chandler: Oh, so youre going with the teacher, huh?
Ross: No thats not what I want. Uh, Im glad you guys were bonding but I
Monica: Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much "with the words".
Rachel: You and your stupid fear. I hate your fear. I would like to take you and your fear....
Rachel: Okay, come onJoey, Ill buy you a new one! All right? Well go down to the store right now and well-well get you a new chair.
Rachel: (entering from her room) Hey guys do you think this is too sluttyHi Kash!
Chandler: (To Rachel) Okay, will you just go help her change please!
Kristen: Do you two know each other?
Cecilia: Who told you that?
Ross: I picked up the divorce papers. Uh, Ive already signed everything and I put little Xs where you need to sign.
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa! You broke Joeys chair?
Amy: Well, I don't need you to help me, because I already know what I'm going to do with my life.
RICHARD: Jack, would you let it go?
Rachel: Ross, see! I told you, those swings are evil! Alright, that is it. That is the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.
Ross: No! And Im not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.
JOEY: Naa, you keep it, you need the practice.
Joey: Look, you guys have been to every play Ive ever been in, have I ever had chemistry on stage?
Phoebe: Okay, a meat eater. Fine, thats one for you.