words in movies
C.H.E.E.S.E: You can say that again Mac.
Mac: Well, I couldnt have done it without you buddy. Youre a genius.
Joey: (laughing and turning off the TV) So, what did you guys think?
Joey: (on phone) Mom, so what did you think? (He walks away allowing the gang a chance to figure out what theyre gonna say.)
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Rachel: What are you gonna do Pheebs?
Joey: (hangs up the phone) Wow! Well, my folks really liked it! So what-what did you guys think? (Phoebe smiles, walks up to him, and presses her breasts against him.) It wasnt that good.
Monica: Phoebe, do you think that your favorite animal says much about you?
Phoebe: What? You mean behind my back?
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Joey: (entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! Youre not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
Joey: Ooh, sorry. Sorry. You finish, go.
Joey: Oh, you werent finished?
Joey: Uh Rach, if youre gonna start another story, at least let me finish mine.
Monica: Im so happy for you!
Joey: Well, since you ask. They want me back on Days of Our Lives!
Rachel: (reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years?
Rachel: Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?
Rachel: No. Yeah, and I know that. All right, well thank you so much for coming in it was nice to meet you.
Hilda: Thank you! Good meeting you.
Rachel: Oh come on, what are you talking about? Youve got three years painting houses. Two whole summers at T.G.I. Fridays, come on!
Rachel: Okay, hold on just a second. (She grabs a camera out of the desk and takes his picture.) Im sorry, its for human resources, everybody has to do it. Could you just stand up please?
Monica: I cant tell you. Its a secret.
Chandler: No Im serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.
Monica: Really? Okay, so why dont you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Monica: Thats right! You lose sucker!! (Pause) Please still marry me.
Rachel: Chandler, you have an assistant right?
Rachel: No, I-I just dont know how you decide who to hire. I mean Ive got it narrowed down to two people. One of them has great references and a lot of experience and then theres this guy
Phoebe: Come on you know what to do! You hire the first one! You dont hire an assistant because theyre cute, you hire them because theyre qualified.
Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!
Phoebe: Lets see. (Looking at the picture) Oh my God! Oh But no! No! You cant-you cant hire him, because thatits not professional. Umm, this is for me (The picture) yes? Thanks. (Puts it in her pocket.)
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Terry: Good to see you again!
Joey: So! Stryker Remoray huh? When do you want me to start?
Joey: (looking between the pages and him) Audition? I thought you were gonna offer me the part.
Terry: Why would you think that?
Joey: Well. I guess you think youre pretty special huh? Sittin up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well yknow what? (Throws the script away) This is one star whos hoop This is a star that the hoopthis hoopI was Dr. Drake Remoray!
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Rachel: Oh-ohh, thank you.
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Rachel: But I hired you!
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Rachel: Me either. Umm, all right, first thing I need you to do is go downstairs and find a women named Hilda and tell her to go home.
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Chandler: Oh its always nicer to here than, "Aw crap! You again!"
Monica: I made you a surprise.
Monica: Yeah, tacos! Ever since you told me that story Ive had such a craving for them.
Chandler: Did you not understand the story?
Ross: (notices the table) HeyOoh! Whats-whats that, dinner stuff? You making dinner?
Ross: What you got over there? Tacos?
Ross: (To Chandler) You told her!
Monica: Youre right. I mean Im sorry. Yeah, I shouldnt be laughing. I should be laying down papers for you! (Runs off laughing which gets Chandler laughing.)
Ross: (To Chandler) How could you tell her?!
Chandler: Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude?!"
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Monica: (To Chandler) You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God.
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Joey: Was she happy you gave her the job?
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh hey! Can you, can you hang on a second? (To Phoebe and Rachel) Its the producers over at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. can you excuse me for a minute? (On phone) Hey, funny you should call. I was just looking over next weeks script. (Listens) Canceled?! (Listens) Like theyre taking it off the air? (Listens) Ohh. (Listens) All right, see you Monday. (Listens) Were not even shootin them anymore?!! (Listens) All right, bye! (Hangs up) They canceled Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E!
Chandler: You wanna tell secrets?! Okay! Okay! In college, Ross used to wear leg warmers!
Monica: I-I already told him everything! (Threateningly) You shush!!
Chandler: That was you!
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Rachel: Joey, why would you do that?
Phoebe: You! An actor?! Thats madness!
Phoebe: You must be Hilda.
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
Phoebe: Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.
Phoebe: So you hired yourself a little treat did ya?
Rachel: All right I know, I know how it looks Pheebs, but Im telling you
Phoebe: But-but you know you cannot get involved with your assistant.
Rachel: Yes, I know that. I know that. And I know that hiring him was probably not the smartest thing that Ive ever done. But Im telling you, from this moment on I swear this is strictly professional. (Theres a knock on the door.) Yes?
Joey: Wait! Terry! WaitLookWait I-I Look, Im really sorry about before. I was an idiot thinking Im too big to audition for you. You gotta give me another chance.
Terry: I cant help you Joey.
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Dr. Stryker Remoray: Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and whispers to him.) Drake, its your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?
Chandler: (To Monica) You have no trouble telling time now right?
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Ross: Okay, (gets up) if youll excuse me, I-Im gonna go hang out with some people who dont know the Space Mountain story.
Chandler: Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldnt hang out with all the guys in my office.
Tag: Do you have a minute?
Tag: Yeah. Did you tell someone that I was gay?
Rachel: Oh, did you not want people to know that?
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
Rachel: Ohh, you can say. Come on, I dont want you to feel like you cant tell me things. (Motions for him to sit down.)
[Scene: The Philly, With or Without You is playing. (Which is the same song Ross played for Rachel in TOW the List.)]
Chandler: Okay, its just weird! Okay? I dont want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need I dont know what I need. I need a walk.
Phoebe: Well at Monicas you can eat(Suddenly cracks up.)
Phoebe: But Monica, he loves his job so much! Can you just give him another chance? Please?
Monica: (entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im glad you decided to hear me out.
PHOEBE: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, you dont want to do that, then youre gonna get stuck with Rachel and she exchanges every gift she ever gets.
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
Rachel: (To Joey) Do you even know who Kip is?
Chandler: You can always sell your baby.
Rachel: Yeah, but Mon thats totally different. He was youre health teacher.
Chandler: (to Monica) Is it okay that I want you to wear that head set in bed tonight?
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
Rachel: Wow! I cant believe you lied to me.
Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn't look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
DR. HORTON: No, no, they only said you.
Benjamin: Dr. Geller...? Charlie... What are you... what are you doing here?
Chandler: So, what are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.
Rachel: You got fired?!
ROSS: Here you go, you can pay me back whenever you like.
Monica: Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?
Joey: Wait, wait, wait. You want him, I want her. He likes you.
Phoebe: Great! Thank you very much.
Joey: Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Rachel: Did you ever do the-the Leia thing?
Phoebe: Thank you.
Monica: Wouldnt you love to do it just once?! (Raises her hand towards Chandler.)
Mrs. Tribbiani: Of course I knew! What did you think? Your father is no James Bond. You should've heard some of his cover stories. "I'm sleeping over at my accountant's," I mean, what is that? Please!
Ross: Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do.
Joey: Come on you guys, come on please-please just give her another chance, huh? Shell come around I promise.
Phoebe: Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You cant do this here! (She drags her into the bathroom.)
Joey: Oh, (Imitating Ross) "you do, do you"?
Malcom: Oh, this is log I kept, recording her every movement. Do you wanna here something from it?
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!
Mark: You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?
Monica: Well, um, because mainly, um, they dont like you. Im sorry.
Richard: Oh youre awesome! And, in that last speech? You soaked me.
Rachel: Well, let�s see. The first one is: I don�t want to. And, you know, I�m not going.
Chandler: So you can balloon up or you can shrink down and I will still love you.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, you could dance real good with her, shes the same size as me.
Chandler: You have done enough!
Phoebe: So wow, it looks like you took care of everything. Thanks a lot, co-host.
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
Chandler: Thank you, Ross.
MR. GREENE: I have to be heading to my chateau, thank you.
Rachel: You love her.
Ross: No, look, uh. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you.
Phoebe: Yeah but, Mischa is so interested in you, that Sergei and I havent been able to say two words to each other.
RACH: Why would I have to sleep with you?
Rachel: Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.
Joey: Yeah, I didnt know you guys were going to be here.
JOEY: Monica, pigeons learn faster that you.
Phoebe: You saved them! You guys! Oh God, youre the best!
Chandler: Okay, I have news. You don't have to move to Tulsa. You can stay here and keep your job.
Ursula: Yeah. So how have you been doing?
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.
Monica: Youre doing it again.
Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if youre horrible, how would I know?
Ross: Pheebs, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
Chandler: Althea?! What are you doing?!
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
Ross: Are you serious?
Chandler: You got me.
Monica: Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!
CHANDLER: Excuse me, you guys are getting tattoos?
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Monica: What are you doing with those?!
Chandler: Hey! Babe! Arent you excited were going on our honeymoon?
Monica: Youre not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...
Phoebe: Ohh, no. (Pause) Oh okay, so you're a cop which means you can park anywhere, 'cause I know that 'cause I'm a cop too. So, all right, keep up the good work. 10-4. (Tries to leave.)
RUSS: Actually, I'm a... kind of a.... you know, a... date-type... thing... of Rachel's.
Rachel: Oh my God!! Ohh, that is it! Im leaving! You are just a horrible person!
Phoebe: I dont know. You could tie her up, she could tie you up; you could eat stuff off each other
Ross: You-you just said that you did!
Gunther: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
The Flight Attendant: (To Ross) Hope you had a nice flight.
Chandler: You said that you paid all that money because those boots go with skirts, dresses, and pants!
Monica: Yeah. And yknow, if you wanna cry, thats okay too.
Phoebe: So how are things going with you two? Is she becoming your (provocatively) special someone?
Secretary: You have a Miss Monica Geller here.
Chandler: Im in the bathroom, can you come in here? I think theres something wrong.
Ross: Please! Are you kidding? I-I hurt three huge men, I gave a guy a bloody noseI mean I-Im not proud of it but, I really am. And its all because of you, wonderful, amazing you.
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
JOEY: So what're you guys gonna eat?
MONICA: Rachel, you say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.
Rachel: Ohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?
Monica: (entering) Phoebe? (Phoebe comes back into the living room) Oh, Phoebe, I'm so sorry. Have you been here long?
Uncle Dan: Heres a little something to get you started. (Hands them a check)
Rachel: Well, so then what are you doing to me? Okay? Just get out of here! All right? Move on!
Rachel: I dont want you to see me naked!
Rachel: Yes, you have to get her something, and it should be something really nice.
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
Chandler: I also want you to remember that I let you live here rent free!
Phoebe: Will you excuse us, we need to talk for a moment.
Chandler: Well, this was great. Ill give you a call. We should do it again sometime. (Rachel is disappointed)