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Monica: Well that's because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like.
Chandler: Yeah, I can say that I have a conference and you can say you have a chef thing.
Chandler: I'm not in charge of where the conference is held. Do you want people to think it's a fake conference? It's a real conference.
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Ross: I have no idea. I mean But-but I assure you I will figure it out.
Rachel: Oh okay, hey guys, would you flip mine too?
Phoebe: (To Chandler) Can you hear anything?
Chandler: Oh yes, somebody just said, "Can you hear anything?"
Monica: Hey, Joey's ass! What are you doing?
Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.
Monica: Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don't cry.
Chandler: Oh, you should live with Joey, Roll-os everywhere.
Ross: Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?
Rachel: Oh God. (He hands her some tissues.) No! Oh not again! (Wiping her nose.) This-this happened when my grandfather died. It's ugh! Sorry. (She puts her head back.) Oh, okay, so I'm sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me?
Ross: Okay, I uh, I can't see you anymore.
Rachel: Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous! I can't see you either.
Hotel Clerk: Our last ocean view room was unacceptable to you.
Monica: (To Chandler) Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?
Chandler: I hear ya, Mugsy! But look, all these rooms are fine okay? Can you just pick one so I can watch-(realizes)-have a perfect, magical weekend together with you.
Monica: We're supposed to uh, be spending a romantic weekend together, it-it, what is the matter with you?
Monica: What did you say?
Ross: Hey. Rachel, I-I-I've been wanting to tell you something for a while now and I really, I just have to get it out.
Ross: Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?
Rachel: Yeah, I told you to give Emily whatever she wants.
Ross: And while that was good advice, you should know that what-what she wants
Ross: is for me not to see you anymore.
Rachel: That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her? (Pause) (Realizes) Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?
Ross: You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.
Rachel: Oh yeah, really? Is it Ross? Yeah? Okay, well let me make this a just a little bit easier for you.
Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: It was terrible. I fought with (Pause) my colleagues y'know, the entire time. Are you kidding with this? (Throws away another Rollo)
Monica: Yeah. Umm, Chandler can I talk to you outside for a second?
Joey: (sticking his head out the door) What are you guys woofing about?
Joey: Nooooo!!! Y'know what? Now that I think about it, I constantly find myself without twenties and you always have lots!
Ross: You should've seen the look on her face. I don't want Rachel to hate me! I don't know what to do.
Joey: You want my advice?
Joey: You got married to fast.
Joey: Man, if anyone asked me to give up any of you, I couldn't do it.
Rachel: Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Ross but y'know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?
Rachel: (To Joey) Do you even know who Kip is?
Rachel: See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!
Rachel: Honey, come on! You live far away! You're not related. You lift right out.
Joey: Hey, Mr. Bing. That uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room.
Joey: Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. (Pause.) Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!
Rachel: Phoebe? (She turns her head further away.) I'm sorry about the whole lifting out thing. (Moves over next to her.) You gotta come with me!
Rachel: Wherever I go. Come on you and me, we'll-we'll start a new group, we're the best ones.
Ross: (entering) Pheebs, you mind if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?
Rachel: Hi. What are you doing here? Isn't this against the rules?
Rachel: No, it's not better. I still don't get to see you.
Ross: Well, what-what would you do? Rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?
Joey: (entering) (He clears his throat to get their attention.) Hey, Rach? Sorry to interrupt but umm, Phoebe wanted me to talk to you about a trip or something.
Chandler: Well, y'know, you and me, it had to end sometime.
Monica: Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer thanOhhh! (They both realize something there.)
Monica: (laughs) You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.
Phoebe: Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.
Chandler: Joey, can I talk to you for a second? (He grabs him and starts to drag Joey into Monica's room.)
Joey: (To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!
Monica: Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no! You can't!
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
Phoebe: We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!
Phoebe: The most popular Phoebe in tennis is called the overhand Phoebe. And if you win, you must slap your opponent on the Phoebe and say, "Hi, Phoebe!"
Ross: You ate my sandwich?
Chandler: You know, I don't mind a... male nanny, but I do draw the line at a male wetnurse. (again they laugh, even more fake than before)
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
Monica: (startled) Ahh! Arent you dressed yet?
Joey: (entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! Youre not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
Chandler: You mean you didnt get it from this?
Monica: Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!
Chandler: Well maybe you should put some ice on it.
Phoebe: Okay. Oh umm, Chandler, Monica is looking for you.
Estelle: Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
Chandler: Okay, heres the situation. The keys to the cuffs are on the back of the door. Could you be a doll and grab them and scoot on over and unlock me? And on a totally different subject, that is a lovely pantsuit.
Rachel: What were you thinking?!
Rachel: I cant talk to you. I cant even look at you right now!
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Ross: All right, did you just say all right?
MNCA: Well, we just happen to go to alot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo.
Rachel: I see your fifty cents... and I raise you... five dollars. (throws it in)
Joey: Oh, hey, hey, can I give you guys your house-warming present now?
Monica: You just put an empty carton back in the fridge!
Chandler: Do you think hell ever forgive me?
Chandler: Okay, look, I'm gonna pull on the door and you guys push as hard as you can. Maybe we can get enough room to wiggle him out, okay? Okay, so PUSH!
Kara: Nice to meet you Monica. Bing! (Slaps Chandler on his butt.)
Ross: When did I say you were boring?!
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Joey: Hey! Let me ask you guys something. I have a new headshot taken tomorrow right and the photographer said she thinks Ishould have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?
Monica: You sold me out.
Phoebe: Look Eric, turn around. (He does so.) Look, I like you, but it shouldnt be this hard. Yknow? This is our first date yknow? First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and Ooh, he just touched my hand, did he mean to touch my hand? and yknow first kisses and (He kisses her) second kisses. (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and they start to make out.)
MONICA: Chandler look, I don't want to be one of those wives who says, "You can't go to the game.� You have to spend time with me."� So, if you could just realize it on your own . . .
Joey: No dude, you gotta hold your breath until youre ready to answer the question.
Rachel: Why arent you home yet?!
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) Oh, you know what?
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
Alice: None the less. Umm, youre too young to, to really know what you want. (They embrace in a passionate kiss.)
Chandler: Please tell me you got the message!
JOEY: "Heckles, you crack me up in science class. You're the funniest kid in school.
Leslie: I ran into Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish, and he said you played here a lot, so umm....
Benjamin: I never should have broken up with you. I think about you all the time. I mean, do you ever still think about me?
Joey: I dont know why you just dont say left.
Joey: Hey. Y'know with that goatee you kinda look like Satan.
Rachel: I'm trying to put Emma down for a nap, have you seen Hugsy?
Joey: (Hes recorded his voice on the tape) Joeys your best friEnd. You want to make him a cheese sandwich everyday. (he laughs) And you also want to buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants.
Monica: When Mom and Dad drove you to the hospital to get your nose fixed, I swam into the lake and fished it out.
Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
RACHEL: Yeah, who's gonna eat all our food, and tie up our phone lines, and - is that my bra? What the hell you doin' with my bra?
Joey: You hug me!
Amanda: (to Phoebe) No I distinctly remember you were dodging her (points at Monica) calls and trying to avoid seeing her.
Chandler: Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.
Rachel: Ohh, not compared to you. (Chandler nods in agreement)
Ross: Watch. (he takes the laptop) Here, you ehm... You highlight the word you want to change. Go under Tools and the Thesaurus generates... 'gives'... 'gives' a whole list of choices. You can pick the word that sounds smartest.
Ross: Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. (Rachel shakes her head.) We register, and you get to keep all the presents!
Ross: Yeah I-I dont-I dont think Im quite there yet, but I could say I looove spending time with you.
Ross: Uh yeah! Let me, let me get that for you.
Chandler: Why havent you told them?!
Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Monica: Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in front of her chest), Ok, that is either, "How could you?" or, "Enormous breasts!" Here he comes!
Rachel: Honey, its so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I cant do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life.
Rachel: But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Okay, look, I know, all right, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love you like I do. (Ross looks at her) All right, well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, Ill love you like I do in that black thing that you like.
FBOB: If... if you want to drink, it's OK with me, I've got to get used to it.
Carol: Look, you don't have to talk to it. You can sing to it if you want.
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Monica: Well, no. Youre Chandler. Y'know, Chandler! (hits him on the arm)
Chandler: Why cant you tell her?
Monica: (grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) Ill be coordinator! Oh my God! Im so sorry, I didnt get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, cant you Phoebe?
Chandler: Make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet, okay?
Rachel: Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?
Mike: Phoebe you don't have to eat...
Monica: You said the baby.
Phoebe: Yeah. So, we can do it tomorrow night, you guys. It's Valentine's Day. It's perfect.
Joey: I can still hear you!
Joey: What youdont hold it like that! Youre lettin all the good stuff fall out.
Rachel: Hmm. Look, Ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why don't you just pay the hundred bucks? The party's gonna cost you way more than that.
Interviewer: So it looks like youve got some great experience here. Lets see ahh, reason for leaving last job?
The Salesman: Yeah. Could you just sign right here please? (Hands him a clipboard.)
Phoebe: I think its important that you do.
Chandler: Hey, will you grab me a cruller? (Joey starts to groan and get up.) Sit down! Will you go to the hospital?!
MONICA: God, you are so lucky. I mean, I mean. . . you know what I mean.
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Rachel: I was just getting him to like you.
Rachel: Ross, its okay. You can come out.
Chandler: Look, I can�t do this. I can�t make luv to you while we�re fighting this way.
Chandler: Oh! (Puts his hand on her belly.) Shes growing inside you.
Rachel: WhYou dated my sister!
Monica: I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)
Joey: That's not the point Chandler. The point is that you lied.
Phoebe: You mean like a doctor?
Phoebe: I see what youre doing!
Phoebe: Good! Good! I was just testing you.
Ross: You chipped in?!
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.
Phoebe: Let's see! (Opens her address book.) Oh, you know who's great? Sandy Poophack.
Rachel: Well, I-I should've told you the truth.
Ross: Sweetie, you gotta relax. Everythings gonna be great, okay? Come on. Come on.
Phoebe: Yeah... Ogh... Okay, fine. You made your point. Can you please just be Mike Hannigan again?
Ross: Youre back.
Monica: Guys, you got your hair cut.
Rachel: (stands up as well) What?! Me?! What about you and your consummated like bunnies nonsense!
Paul: You have a son?
Rachel: Oh, thank you... (looks at his face trying to remember his name)
Phoebe: I know what time you said.